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“THE CHAMPAGNE OF COMEDY" AVAIL NOW at PunchUp, UNCENSORED and classy! LINK in BIO.

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Steve Byrne
4 years
"The Opening Act" is ready to take the stage. 86% on RottenTomatoes. "the best f****ing film about stand up comedy starring your favorite comics" WATCH NOW in select theaters and streaming VOD: AMAZON: … ITUNES: #TheOpeningAct
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2 years
Here's the BANNED JOKES amazon wouldn't let me include in my new late night talk show/stand up special that hits both sides politically, left & right. Check out "THE LAST LATE NIGHT" streaming FREE at amazon prime...LINK:
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3 years
Here’s everything you need to know about how media has a @joerogan narrative. I was asked, as a comic, to join a news program to discuss. I accepted. They said they wanted to bash him. I said I believe he provides another perspective & that’s good for debate. I was disinvited.
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2 years
Here’s all the banned jokes Amazon Prime wouldn’t let me include on my new special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE now at Prime. Check er out and RATE/REVIEW. Link:
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5 years
The GREATEST HOCKEY HIT EVER (by a ghost) @NHL @penguins @BuffaloSabres #NHL
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2 years
Biden, Inflation & Trump. ROUND 1 of Monologue jokes from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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1 year
Here’s the BANNED JOKES I couldn’t keep in my Late Night Talk Show/Hour Special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming free at Amazon Prime. The special was to be levity targeting the left & right. The execs tipped the scales… RATE/REVIEW for algorithm:
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5 years
My daughter is 7 yrs old. She asked “what’s for lunch?” I said “pizza” She said “I hate pizza” I told her to go to her room until she’s ready to apologize.
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2 years
BREAKING NEWS… from my monologue jokes. “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. If ya can check it out, thanks. If you can RATE/REVIEW, would really appreciate the boost for the algorithm! LINK:
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4 years
Sullivan & SUNday with @chrisdelia
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3 years
You can’t take out @joerogan you can try but ya can’t. The man has single handedly done more for stand up comedy than anyone, any streamer or any club in the last 10 years.
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3 years
Much love to @tomsegura for coming out to my show and support. Lots of love Tom!!!
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2 years
A Christmas Story Christmas! Peoples! My great pal Peter Billingsley is back. He’s been offered many versions of a sequel and always rebuffed until they had a truly great script. This is it and worth the wait. Enjoy this 11/17 w your family on HBOMax
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5 years
This is the greatest. The greatest. I have watched this at least 10 times.
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2 years
This is me at the beginning of @steelers game and me in OT.
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5 years
I thought I LOVED my job until I came across these two...
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3 years
It’s not “don’t say gay”. It’s understanding a lil kid isn’t mentally mature to have that conversation until they are. 4th grade sound about right. Seems fair. My 6 yr old just colored his ass green w a marker pretending he had diarrhea to punk his mom. He’s not quite there yet
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3 years
Imagine working on the film “GI Jane” and finally, after 25 years, your film is finally mentioned at the Oscars. #Oscars
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2 years
The @NYRangers finally found a way to stop Crosby. Just elbow him in the back of the head.
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1 year
Jeffrey Epstein. The Last Late Night, suppressed now at Amazon Prime. #standup #comedy #epstein
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3 years
Maybe we should make sure ALL kids in this country are able to read proficiently & balance a check book before they graduate, instead of worrying about sexual identity in 1st grade?
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8 years
I'm assuming this took place at 4:20 am?
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Steve Byrne
4 years
Is the term “motion picture” ever more applicable than to @ZackSnyder GOOD GOD, what an incredible film. Every frame could be a work of art. Thank you for this ZS. Godspeed Autumn. #JusticeLeagueTheSnyderCut
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Let me help you out here @SalVulcano
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1 year
TRUE STORY. Have you seen my new special “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming free at Amazon Prime??? Check er out. Make sure to RATE/REVIEW for algorithm. LINK:
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1 year
This is why I love doing my podcast COMEDY PINATA. Comedians watching comedy spurs conversations like this w two of my favorites in the game @roywoodjr @GodfreyComedian SUBSCRIBE!!! This is a gem of an episode:
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Steve Byrne
2 years
NYC, I’m in the shadow of MSG, showing some love for @penguins tonight. Get the W boyzzzz #LetsGoPens
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2 years
Bill Cosby to tour in 2023… ladies, there will be a 2 drink minimum.
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2 years
Can’t wait to see @bertkreischer new movie!!!
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1 year
Today! My CROWD WORK SPECIAL is LIVE @punchuplive Watch for FREE right now. Hope you enjoy and appreciate your support. LINK:
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2 years
A pink spoon of MONOLOGUE JOKES from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Rate/Review nerds. LINK:
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3 years
Happy birthday to my buddy @bobbyleelive
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5 years
Ladies and Gentlemen, the titled documentary on @theamazingj & @joelozborn "ALWAYS AMAZING" trailer is here. Please RT, SHARE! It's the 1st film I directed & really proud of it. It's avail to all, Mon. June 3rd on @allthingscomedy youtube page.
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Steve Byrne
6 years
Just wanted to congratulate @chrisdelia on another amazing season with the @penguins
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Steve Byrne
8 months
How is this story being COMMUNICATED TO YOU by TMZ??? I hope @Shanemgillis CRUSHES it this Sat and half the country is knee deep in tissues and how’s and why’s #tmz #snl #ShaneGillis
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ICYMI: Comedian Shane Gillis' Racial, Ethnic Slurs Resurface Before Hosting 'SNL' | Click to read more 👇
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6 years
Look at how successful @tomsegura is becoming...
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5 years
My 1st film, the titled doc about @theamazingj @joelozborn "ALWAYS AMAZING" is NOW AVAILABLE thanks to @allthingscomedy Please enjoy, SHARE, RT & help spread the word. This film means so much to me. WATCH NOW, LINK:
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1 year
Asian HATE!!!!
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Steve Byrne
5 years
Donald Trump is 73 years old. Joe Biden is 77 years old. Bernie Sanders is 78 years old. All 3 are vying to be the leader of the free world. You may love one of them. You may hate one of them. But know this: I could beat the F*** out of all 3 of them, at the same time.
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Steve Byrne
3 years
This is comedy. It takes the hit and stands it’s ground. You can try to take it out but it’s not going nowhere. Solid as a ROCK. #oscars
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4 years
This is the official cup of every Pizzaria on the east coast.
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8 years
Love this crew! Happy birthday to @Lesdoggg w @SalVulcano @ColinJost #NYC
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5 years
So, this guy is a... Space cowboy, A gangster of love, Maurice?, A picker, A grinner, A lover, A sinner, A joker, A smoker, A midnight toker. I think this asshole is schizophrenic.
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7 years
What an unreal experience touring w these guys. Thanks and ❤️ to all in the U.K. & @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn @jamessmurray #Love
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2 years
For THE BOYS!!! “The Last Late Night” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime! 4.8/5 Stars. Check er out:
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5 years
Comedy Buffet in Las Vegas w @RealCarrotTop @billburr @SalVulcano
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2 years
I never invested in FTX but I know what it’s like to invest everything into something and find out a year later it’s worthless….
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3 years
So @NPR accuses @DaveChappelle of using White Privilege??? If anyone knows White Privilege, it’s NPR. The only thing whiter than NPR is Salt Lake City.
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Steve Byrne
4 years
Coach Harbaugh wanted a delay of game before the half. Bitch, you got 6 days delayed!!! #HereWeGo
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4 years
"The Opening Act" will hit theaters and VOD, Friday, Oct. 16th. After 23 years as a stand up, this is my love letter to my profession, the clubs, comedy fans and my fellow comics. Hope we get to return to comedy shows soon, until then there's this...
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1 year
Going to see @OppenheimerFilm and learning my mother was in Hiroshima at the time and if not for leaflets, she, nor I would be here today… love my mom and didn’t know about this until today. Crazy. Koreans keep it all inside. #Oppeneheimer
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love Steve.
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Marines vs Thugs #FAFO
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Steve Byrne
2 years
HEADLINE NEWS!!! Peoples! Have ya seen my new hour “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” yet? What ya waiting for? It’s rated 4.8/5 stars. Check er out FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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4 years
I keep hearing about the news today. I’m really hoping the leader of North Korea can pull through. Sending all my prayers and love to @bobbyleelive
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3 years
Man-Heat. Had a killer time at todays @penguins game today. I hope the city has recovered from these HOT DANCE MOVES… #RAWHEAT #LetsGoPens #HereWeGo
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4 years
Here’s just a handful of ASIAN store owners that have gofundme pages because their stores/livelihood are victim to the riots & looting that some believe is excusable/justified. I do not. BLM, peaceful protests matter but this does not. Help if you can. They matter too.
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1 year
I’m the news: Titanic Expedition. #titanic #standup #standupcomedy
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Steve Byrne
3 years
Norm Macdonald has taken the most negative, jaded and narcissistic community, stand up comedians, to collectively agree on one thing today: how damn talented and loved Norm Macdonald was, is and will continue to be.
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1 year
Woweeeee. My CROWD WORK SPECIAL, from @thestandnyc is now LIVE @punchuplive Watch for FREE!!! Link:
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Steve Byrne
7 years
RIP and thank you for your service. #ussjohnmccain
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1 year
The first 20 years of my profession I was simply known as: A Stand Up Comedian. The last 5 years I’ve been known as: Racist, homophobic, Anti-Trans, socialist, liberal, conservative, MAGA, Democrat, Republican, Nazi, Gay, Homo, Retarded, Ugly, Hateful, Chinese, & a White
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2 years
This is the 1 joke I thought would get pulled from “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” but didn’t? Streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Link:
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Steve Byrne
7 months
This year, for my taxes, I'll list in order my dependents: my 2 kids, Ukraine, Israel & anyone with college debt. #taxes
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Steve Byrne
2 years
Rent is very expensive in NYC but the @penguins are living rent free in Igor’s head. Let’s go @penguins #LetsGoPens
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Steve Byrne
5 years
I don’t know what else to say. @Joe_Gatto makes me laugh so damn hard. Thanks and LOVE Birmingham.
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4 years
As a die hard @penguins fan, now that they’re out of the playoffs, here’s who I’d like to see win: anyone but @NHLFlyers
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Steve Byrne
3 years
Well, there goes my GI Jane material…
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3 months
For anyone who vilifies a Trump supporter, maybe give it some thought next time. Not everyone is a “white Christian MAGA nationalist”. It could simply be someone with a difference of opinion that also happens to be an incredible father, husband & American. He died shielding
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Steve Byrne
2 years
@JAIMEGOMUSIC i don't smile when i see your tweets.
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Steve Byrne
3 years
Soon… fun w @Joe_Gatto
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Steve Byrne
7 years
I'm always sooooo boooorred hanging out w these 2 @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto #impracticaljokers
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7 years
Having a child with homework is great. You get to relearn all the things you already think you know.
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11 years ago. 3 seasons. 33 episodes. I loved every second. “Sullivan & Son” 2nd Asian American sitcom on TV. Never got the love or recognition but got what mattered most, RATINGS. Got a 4th season and then with a regime change, we were cancelled.
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Steve Byrne
5 years
It’s amazing that comedians have to keep reminding society that we are comedians.
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Steve Byrne
4 years
This is the last pic I took, in from my office, for my feature film I wrote/directed called "The Opening Act". It's our cast. We are very close on news of when & how you can see it... #TheOpeningAct
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5 years
Pre game for terrible towel twirl at @heinzfield for @steelers w @SalVulcano THANK YOU to Steelers for having us!!!
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Steve Byrne
6 years
Wow. That's going to be one quiet car ride home for Bradley Cooper and his girlfriend...
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9 months
I. Love. This. Congrats boys.
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9 months
USA junior hockey team proudly sings the National Anthem after defeating Sweden to win Gold in the world championship
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4 years
As a comic, crowd work can create a fun, spontaneous moment, but every now and then, something special can happen. This happened last night in Miami at the Improv. With @MIAImprov
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Steve Byrne
8 years
. @steelers Found this gem, the cast & crew of "Sullivan & Son" made this video for Steelers from the bar. #HereWeGo
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2 years
AWFUL DEAL! 1 year in PHX??? Just a few months ago she was offered 9 years in Russia.
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Steve Byrne
2 years
Have some accountability! If you fail, maybe, you didn’t do a good enough job? It’s like when the film BROS tanked, you didn’t see @billyeichner calling the whole country homophobes, he just took a second and… ah damn.
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Steve Byrne
4 years
A hockey stick can make all the difference, when it comes to rollerblading
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Steve Byrne
2 years
WHITE PRIVILEGE #Oscar2023
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4 years
When it came time to get the word out about "The Opening Act", I asked my friends if they would have me on their shows to promote and they truly helped out. Lots of LOVE & THANKS to @bertkreischer @billburr @tomsegura @ChristinaP @AdamCarollaShow #TheOpeningAct
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Steve Byrne
2 years
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE and appreciating the jokes everyone. It would mean even more if you took the time to check 'er out! It's certainly the best work I've done and rated 4.8/5 stars. LINK:
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Steve Byrne
2 years
I am in NYC but my heart is back home in PITTSBURGH!!! Let’s go @penguins #LetsGoPens
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5 years
Let's get this kid to @Disneyland Watch this clip. Heartbreaking. We can all make a difference for this beautiful young soul. He just wants to fit in.. WATCH and go to @funnybrad to donate:
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Steve Byrne
5 years
Hanging w @BQQuinn and a man that haunted my childhood, teens, 20s, 30s and present day JASON VORHEES @kanehodder1
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3 years
Dear @hbomax I see you’re celebrating AAPI and since you have access to Warner Bros titles, maybe next year at this time you can give subscribers access to the 2nd Asian American sitcom on tv “Sullivan & Son”? #AAPI
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5 years
Every time I’m in NYC, I make it a point to see these fellas. Love ‘em. @SalVulcano @ColinJost
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Steve Byrne
3 years
4 years ago, I was so damn close to walking away from stand up comedy. Instead I went all in on reworking how I approach writing. This last year, I feel like I’m finally the best version of what I’ve always been trying to accomplish in this profession. It’s only taken me 21 years
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Steve Byrne
7 years
What an amazing night in Glasgow. So fun to open for @Joe_Gatto @jamessmurray @BQQuinn @SalVulcano Show 2 is in the books. Off to #3
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PGH: the only city w a front door. So good to be back home and Heading to @Kenny_Kangaroo for the Parade Sat. & some @steelers preseason #pittsburgh #pgh #herewego
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Steve Byrne
2 years
Biden, Trump & FBI. Check out my new Late Night Talk Show/Stand Up Special, “THE LAST LATE NIGHT” streaming FREE at Amazon Prime. Rated 4.8/5 stars. Link:
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Steve Byrne
2 years
DEAR @CNN @MSNBC STOP saying that’s a CHINESE BALLOON!!! You’re being racist. It’s a balloon that came from a lab.
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Steve Byrne
3 years
I’ve discovered the secret to happiness in life: Don’t watch the news.
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