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I do not engage in debate with Zionists. Yakubian Menace with a PhD in Tricknology.

Patmos, Greece
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@kiyahwillis Sorry, you're wrong.
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@Miciek2009 @DavidZipper >I don't want fines to hurt me like they hurt the poor! Plus, I lawyer up to avoid facing the consequences of my crimes! Any other confessions to make?
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@Partisangirl Ah yes, like Sun Tzu often said "run away from defensible positions and leave your enemy as many guns and tanks as possible"
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@opinonhaver Judge is getting disbarred (?) over this, right?
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@IhateTrenches How's Zeus holding up, mentally, after killing more Russians than liver failure?
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@rickasaurus "I'm smart, I can rise above the chemical urges my brain creates when it wants drugs but I shouldn't take them anymore right now" Your brain:
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@War_Takes 40 year old American war machines when they *finally* get to be involved in an unquestionably justified conflict:
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@WarMonitor3 "Please invade Poland, please invade Poland, please invade Poland" - ever polish guy rn
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@nikicaga Is bro giving the Roman salute to an altar to the concept of golden age Greece?
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@bayraktar_1love "low battery" Yeah, somehow I don't think you need to worry about that anymore, little drone.
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@averybrental The deleted scenes contains over 17 hours of monsters asking Prof. Knight questions that are obviously in the syllabus.
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@jacremes America should have been punished at the Hague for nuking Japan twice, but, as always, the victor gets away free and clear.
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@cormundus @WhackNicholson Would female chimps choose the bear?
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@spargles "oh no this woman is shorter (her real height) now, she is so unprofessional/unattractive!" - no man ever.
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@saintjavelin Of course they are, he's not dangerous so they feel comfortable taking him down
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@stingyonion @fasc1nate Who drew the short straw and earned the "royal corpse dick engoldener" job title?
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@peterrhague Also, if you're genuinely that concerned about your child having sex, it's time to go to the Dr. to discuss birth control options. Because generally, the fear as a parent isn't "my kid engaged in age-appropriate sexual activity" it's "my kid is pregnant and their life is over"
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@nikicaga It's just "where to watch Internet videos" like Google is "where to ask questions"
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@InkmoodArt @waffledaniel316 @JoshuaPotash Searching up anti-taxation hashtags is going to be such a slam dunk for all the zoomer IRS agents that get hired. "Ay fam let's pull Derek Ollar's returns for the last ten years, fam trippin frfr"
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@jarjoh People have had it drilled into them from elementary school that first Nations are "deeply tied to the land" and "spiritually in tune with nature" and "stewards of the environment" so that's probably why they didn't expect them to immediately erect the Burj Salisha lmfao
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@banderafella Wait, they're building a highway in the middle of winter? That's badass.
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@CasualArtyFan I cannot fathom how much artillery had to flow from the west to make Ukraine's stocks 50% non-soviet. That's insane. Military Industrial Complex goes brrr
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@microsoft_worm @cheer_wine Person exposed to constant, unending trauma displays trauma response; news at 11
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@LIM49Spartan @ShitpostGate Damn, another layer of realism.
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@JustinWhang Extremely gay, no question about it.
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@sumotheshinobi @TrellzTc @FBI Nah you're doing it wrong. Watch. Hey @IRS_CI I heard this person hasn't paid their taxes in years.
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@saintjavelin I pre-ordered the Saints book, so I got this print of the Territorial Defence Force from the early days of the war, and sometimes I look at it and wonder how many of those guys are still alive today. Just ordinary dudes + reservists who stepped up when Kyiv was in danger.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Why is this dude so fucking cool?
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@IhateTrenches I'm sorry to hear that. Did he pull through?
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@SenshaVT @JayDevin7 @_B___S "hey buddy can you go get me the left-handed horse from the stable?"
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@NotNoxu @francisxwolf @TheWapplehouse Bro wants to be the victim so god damn bad, but he's been wealthy his whole life
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@ScottParkCO @RichardHanania "life is so much better when people kill themselves because embezzling $3.50 over the course of years causes so much public shame that living is unbearable"
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@zanyfen >dig enormous fucking hole to obtain nuclear ores >Refine ores and use them for years >Need somewhere to put waste products afterwards God if only we had some kind of big, empty hole that we knew could be filled with modestly radioactive material because it already had been.
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Imagine the absolute state of shock I was in when I discovered this magazine is chock full of unapologetic fella-porn. One of the most majestic and absolutely schizophrenic things I've had the pleasure of seeing #NAFOfellas create.
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Mail call NAFO, wolf food receipt edition. The black really pops, it's gorgeous.
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@orthobigboy @AuntieZionist @bobbinshaft @ProbablyOnLSD69 @TheManlet_King @Nekonomz "haha we bought all the housing so you either finance our lifestyles or you live in a tent on the street" Golly, I just can't figure out why everyone hates landlords
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@Havoc_Six >artillery on demand via an Uber-like app New section of Maslow's hierarchy of needs has been identified
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Check it out #NAFO , I'm one of the 100 lucky fellas. Damn Proud to support @BrigadeNormande in their efforts to defend Ukraine.
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@nikicaga American mental conception of people from MENA:
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@fuckronaut777 @OnlyBangersEth It's a helicopter. I'm not even touching the fucking door handle unless I make eye contact with the pilot and get some kind of assenting gesture first.
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA Swear to god, every time I try to sleep or get some work done, some damn account just posts "👀👀👀" and it throws me off
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@toavahi_ @LinkofSunshine The implication is that people who can afford gated communities are "the good ones" and less prone to committing crimes. Of course, this is hilarious.
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@HaengervDienst @Havoc_Six A disabled cruise missile will cause damage when it falls. A working one will cause much, much more.
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@ultradereks @TazaurWasTaken @ShitpostGate Cheating and NTR are separate tags. Cheating is generally willful, whereas NTR usually starts out as some sort of blackmail or coercion, and ends up as a form of mindbreak, where the protags erstwhile lover is now corrupted and "owned" by the NTR vehicle.
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@R2D221 @moorestat20 @svershbow It's a useful litmus test to see who you can market snake oil to, so there's at least one use case.
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@nikicaga Wow could you imagine if Europe conspired to create an artificial ethnostate because they're insanely racist against that ethnic group? That could have far-reaching consequences, thank god they didn't do that. Right? Guys?
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@im_just_a__cow Sorry brother, the culture assimilates both ways ya'allah
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@SLCLunk @gayest_tone ...can I find a black person to do it? Of course the question is meant to serve as a "well if it's okay to do it to save 10 million lives, it must be okay to do to save 9 million lives and 8 million and all the way down to 'because I'm mad at CoD', right?"
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I've received my commission from @Official_NAFO to act like an alphabet boi spook IRL, so if you need me I'll be upsetting tankies and their ilk on behalf of all you #fellas .
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@Chen_YenHan Nothing makes me less sympathetic to Israel than Israelis. My condolences to Jews Around the world who are unfairly associated with the absolute Reddit cringe of Zionism.
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@AlexArborist If a tonal language became lingua franca, I would become ungovernable.
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@mustyoshi @climatetransit DIG THE FUCKING HOLE
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@visegrad24 Poles when it becomes tacitly legal to invade Russia:
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@KakamFella NATO is the west, and the west is bad, therefore anything that opposes the west is good, I am very smart
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@RichardWaggles @tbake42 @dyingscribe And now one guy is dead and the others almost certainly going to spend a long, long time in jail. Whereas if there were no guns, someone would probably have a bloody nose, an assault charge and probation/community service. The big problem isn't really "attacking someone"
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@BeezyManzell @DavidZipper @katrinagulliver Vigilantism is when civilians take punishment for crimes into their own hands, not when they report crimes.
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@sentdefender Aww poor baby
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@WriteToRebel Good thing humans don't spend most of their lives thrown together with other random humans.
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@McKay4Senate Also the global South's dislike of queerness predates Raytheon by some unknown number of years.
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@GunHeritage
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@vanillaopinions Whether or not you believe in it doesn’t make it not true
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@forbesmm Man who willingly took dozens of vaccinations he didn't understand in basic: "yes, I think I'll ruin my career over this one vaccine that everyone is getting"
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@nykyt0sha There was a screen shot of a tweet floating around that I have now lost, essentially apologizing to gamers for making them think Russia was a threat. Going forward, stronger armies would feature in video games, such as the Senegalese or Peruvian armed forces.
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@Djshaw62 @aspiringpeasant "all guns, 60 rounds 5.56, 24 rounds 9mm, one combat knife, one boot knife, and...a piss jug?"
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@thealzatia @qtrcirclejab "test demand" for a licensed Nintendo product lmfao
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@kreuger_harmon It absolutely is. Libertarianism too, for obvious reasons. "You want me to contribute to society? A society that enforces an age of consent?"
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@orthobigboy @AuntieZionist @bobbinshaft @ProbablyOnLSD69 @TheManlet_King @Nekonomz >if you guys stopped "inporting" foreigners Lol Housing availability would be much better if people weren't allowed to treat it like speculative investments. Start there, instead of worrying about immigration. Also, abolish sfh zoning while you're at it.
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@nikicaga The grey button creates a planet-wide Alabama Moment™ for the next generation.
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@visegrad24 I'm sensing a bunch of western pilots "suddenly retiring" to get their groove on in ukraine
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@PetreRaleigh @mcmansionhell If I see runes in someone's online handle, it's at *least* 90% guaranteed that they think they're the master race. Runic tattoos irl trend slightly lower but still >50/50
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@DelusionPosting Here, for the comments section. Feel free to submit your completed cards here as well.
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@natalia__coelho @JoePostingg Cavities are just weakness leaving the body
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@cowabungatime It's tough to have peaked in elementary school. Gifted usually leans towards 120+ IQ scores, when that's a metric utilised, so it's a significant enough bump. But since intellect and circumstances/inherent drive don't correlate, you wind up with burnouts who hate themselves.
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@Tendar Russian tactics remain as they ever were: throw men into the meatgrinder until success is achieved. The problem is that, unlike in the mid 1900's, the meat grinders no longer clog.
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@georgian_legion @Mamulashvili_M May we one day live in a world where children don't have to grow up like this. Step 1: the end of the russian federation
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@VellowVperedist "environmentalism is bad for the economy!" Do you suppose that not having life on earth might also be bad for the economy in some pretty predictable ways? "Go be a communist somewhere else"
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