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3 months

no, you know what. shitpost video roundup, from Endwalker to the start of Dawntrail. 1. you can't talk to my son that way

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@qtrcirclejab

4 months

does anyone else find it kind of upsetting when toy companies release something really cool like this that kids would really love to get into, but then price it for the adult collector market? how can we expect kids to get hobbies other than their phones when they get priced out?

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The first ever LEGO Legend of Zelda set will release on September 1. Will cost $299.99

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3 years

HARD TO OVERSTATE HOW MUCH OF AN "OPEN FOR A SURPRISE" IMAGE THIS IS

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3 years

Vessel with two feet - earthenware - 18⅞"x 7¾" - Northern Iranian - 1000-800 BC. Source: Brooklyn Museum -

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3 years

if u think about it, in the first Kingdom Hearts game, Clayton really was That Bitch. all the other Disney villains were like "shit, let me use this Power of Darkness and summon some scrunkly guys" when they needed to fight Sora. Clayton, on the other hand, was like

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9 months

i know people are dunking on this, but i have to be honest, even as someone who's not really a fan of the show, "saw a funny word once and it stuck with you forever to the point that you still say it years later" is the most accurate autism trait i've ever seen on TV

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1 year

when a friendship dies, it often takes little joys with it. things you used to enjoy become tainted because you associate them with a bond that's now broken. the flipside is that eventually, you get to reclaim those little joys. they're yours again, and it's a powerful feeling

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2 years

the usual narrative is that u don't realize Scott Pilgrim is the bad guy of the story until you revisit it as an adult, but i knew that lil punk was fake from the moment he said "i learned the bass line from final fantasy II" and proceeded to play the bass line from FFIV

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3 years

we gotta go back to using "fan wank" to describe fandom arguments, the term "discourse" implies thoughtful, nuanced discussion, and these are not traits i can ascribe to terminally online ppl threatening to k*ll each other over fictional character relationships

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9 months

my fondest wish is that when he drops in SF6, Akuma texts like a boomer

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7 months

i completely forgot i had this mod installed and got jumpscared

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4 months

i'm speaking mainly from my own perspective- when i was a kid, i would have been SO excited to get this set, and absolutely *crushed* to learn how expensive it was. $300 is not "buy a toy for your kid" money. that's "maybe santa will bring it for Christmas" money

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3 years

Odo: I don't know what an "en eff tee" is, but I'm sure it's contraband. Quark: There's no physical product associated with NFTs. No product, no contraband. Odo: And your customers... Pay for this. For nothing. Quark: They can't get enough of the damn things. Beautiful, isn't it?

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3 years

I imagined Wallace Shawn saying “IT’S ON THE ETHERIUM BLOCKCHAIN, QUARK” in the Grand Nagus Zek voice

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5 months

i like ffxiv catgirls because they remind me of real cats in the sense that they all look kind of vaguely unintelligent

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1 year

on this day in 2003, a looping flash animation known simply as "Badgers" was uploaded by Mr Weebl, forever changing human culture by ushering in the era of what some call "random internet humor." this video is 20 years old today, scare a millennial in your life with that factoid

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2 years

the reason FFXIV twitter is so toxic is that the game let a bunch of antisocial, terminally unfunny ppl make Extremely Beautiful Characters through which they cultivated a false sense of Mean Girls energy, and they're now living the revenge fantasies they've had since high school

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3 months

stand back i'm cookin

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8 months

every few months, someone makes a tweet suggesting FFXIV players practice basic cooperation, and thousands of the most socially awkward malcontents to ever walk the Earth respond by declaring it's an assault on their personal liberties to suggest they owe anything to anyone

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3 months

yeah

Ghostygery •OPEN COMMISSIONS•

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I need more songs like this

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2 months

erenville: this is not my mother, it is a hollow recreation of her, and i find neither comfort nor closure in interacting with her me: so it's fine with you if i smash, then erenville:

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2 months

Living Memory was grotesque to me, impactful in a way FFXIV rarely is, and shutting it down felt like mercy. it occurred to me more than once that my rationale- "they're copies, they're not really alive, they're an affront to life itself"- kind of mirrored Emet-Selch's 😮‍💨

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3 years

parenting can be challenging

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3 months

this username + carbuncle out while gposing + posing tools came back online today, in the middle of LIMSA... people saw. people know.

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@qtrcirclejab

3 months

i feel the solution to FFXIV difficulty discourse is to steal Overwatch's Play of the Game feature- you can't shame bad FFXIV players into improvement, but if you tell them they might get crowned Main Character of the Raid by playing well, watch the average skill level skyrocket

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2 years

friend groups formed up of people who are conflict averse are inherently unstable. avoiding awkward/difficult conversations for the sake of not rocking the boat creates resentment and distrust- it's not a question of *if* the group will self-destruct, it's a question of *when*

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2 years

Unpopular Friendship opinions that would get you in this position?

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@qtrcirclejab

2 years

Here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna swallow your tankxiety, you're gonna put on your stance, and you're gonna main tank that boss. You can queue with your friends. You can wear a silly glamour. You can even make jokes in VC, if you want. But you're main tanking that boss.

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jab 🍔

@qtrcirclejab

10 months

after the jocat stuff, the way forward is for male identifying people to be even louder and more annoying about how much we love women. like get 10 times more enthusiastic about it. it's what the catboy would have wanted

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@qtrcirclejab

4 years

[SEES THE DRAVANIAN HORDE APPROACHING, STRIPS IMMEDIATELY]

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3 years

ffx hot take for u on this monday

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2 months

ffxiv when a new patch drops at the same time plugins start coming back online

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2 months

they really left me to die

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4 months

welcome back Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II

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jab 🍔

@qtrcirclejab

3 years

there's such a stigma against admitting to wanting attention, and i wish that weren't so. it's very human to want to be acknowledged- it doesn't make you selfish to experience that need, and it doesn't make you a bad person to admit that need!

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yash

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the best thing about being alive is that sometimes there is a cat

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1 year

i know Stormblood is a divisive expansion, but honestly, no single instance of evil in FFXIV felt more personal to me than Garlemald bastardizing Ala Mhigo's national anthem to break their spirit, and no moment felt more cathartic than hearing the restored version at the end

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@qtrcirclejab

9 months

au ra horns getting graphic upgrade, call that an upscale

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1 year

ffxiv dawntrail spoiler exclusive footage of hrothgar viper vs miqo'te red mage PVP

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4 years

ME: HEY CAN I HAVE SOME NORMAL LIGHTING OPTIONS FFXIV CHARACTER CREATION SCREEN:

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me: [queues into a duty] ffxiv: hey, your adventurer plate isn't set, here's your DMV photo me: oh, i thought i fixed that me: [spends two meticulous hours fixing my adventurer plate] me: [queues into a duty] hey my plate is good now right? ffxiv: no :) me: ffxiv: DMV photo :)

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3 months

note for ffxiv devs: if it's important story information, don't put it in an unvoiced cutscene. years of MSQ writing patterns have trained me to assume that if the cutscene is unvoiced and has "Machinations" playing in the background, it's unimportant and can be skipped

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3 years

it's important that Activision-Blizzard not survive this. at least not in its current configuration. the whole thing is rotten from the top down- nothing less than an intensive internal investigation by a third party, followed by a round of firings and arrests can fix this.

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you always knew it was gonna be the kind of cutscene you didn't want to skip when that spooky ho started wailing. that ghost woman and her mournful howling was the harbinger of PLOT

Daily Final Fantasy Music

@DailyFFSongs

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Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers - Paradisaical Predicaments Composer: Masayoshi Soken Arranger: Kenichi Kuroda

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2 months

i don't generally concern myself with the opinions of gamers, but my one fear is that the FFXIV dev team will see some of the harsh things being said and get too scared to continue the "reset" narrative that Dawntrail set up. i hope they don't end up walking anything back

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4 years

I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS PVP THING FOR A FEW DAYS NOW AND I GOTTA SAY I FEEL THAT WHEN AN ENEMY MONK IS RUNNING AT ME 2 BEAT ME INTO POTATO SALAD AND PRESSING "TAB" CAUSES ME 2 TARGET A TACO BELL EMPLOYEE IN PARAMUS NEW JERSEY INSTEAD OF THE MONK, I FEEL THE CONTROLS R A BIT FLAWED

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3 months

she was taking me around to get my aether currents and suddenly was like "hang on we have to make a quick stop"

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1 year

there are plenty of criticisms one can make of the new star wars trilogy, many of them reasonable and justified, but i'm just saying: i want that magic water muffin. it look kinda good and i WANT it

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4 years

PRACTICING SOCIAL DISTANCING AT FANFEST BY WEARING THIS ABOVE MY HEAD, FORCING CON PARTICIPANTS TO TURN THEIR BACKS UPON ME AS I APPROACH LIKE A PARIAH WHO HAS SHAMED THE HONOR OF HIS VILLAGE

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2 months

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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@qtrcirclejab

4 years

MY MCU HOT TAKE IS THAT THEY SHOULD LET CHRIS EVANS PLAY THE HUMAN TORCH AGAIN AND ONLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT HE ALSO PLAYED CAPTAIN AMERICA BY SOMEONE SAYING TO TORCH THAT HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE CAP, TO WHICH TORCH WOULD RESPOND HE'S *WAY* BETTER LOOKING THAN CAP

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now you may be asking, "jab, how can you find Living Memory morally repugnant and still be attracted to Cahciua?" well my young friend the answer is that i am a man of closely held convictions, but like many ppl, my convictions fold immediately in the presence of beautiful women

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2 years

socially speaking, it's best to go where your wins are celebrated. every friend group engages in friendly ribbing, but if it's not balanced out by a real, genuine enthusiasm for your successes, it might behoove you to reevaluate where you spend your time

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@buncrimes goofy: well, gawrsh. if you love the WoL that much, zenos, i'm sure it'll all work out! zenos: you are wise, hound. the day you were sired, the churl that deigned to christen you "goofy" was mistaken... for you are no mere jester. donald: ingredience,

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4 years

FFXIV MOD THAT MAKES THANCRED'S STUPID JETSONS CAR SOUND LIEK THIS

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3 months

when u make a new OC that's size difference bait and you show it to your oomfies with big OCs

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3 months

can i say something cursed and yall dont get mad

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4 years

I BROKE MY GAME WHILE MESSING AROUND WITH [REDACTED] AND NOW I'M PLAYING EMET-SELCH'S PRO SKATER 3

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1 year

therapist whose patient just purchased Baldur's Gate 3: sometimes it's worthwhile to go ahead and use your Action Surge to accomplish small tasks, even if it requires a Short Rest afterward. Short Rests are okay to use in between tasks- you get two of them per day, use them!

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final fantasy xiv: dawntrail spoilers without context

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2 years

FFXIV MSQ where nothing changes except the WoL now has a mason jar, and every time Alphinaud says the phrases "full glad" or "must needs", he has to put a dollar in the jar

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3 years

the wonderful thing about FFXIV lore is that not only is it acceptable to pick and choose what is and is not canon to you personally, the developers *encourage* this mindset because they appear to suffer Echo-style splitting migraines when they get asked difficult lore questions

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2 years

my favorite FFXIV headcanon is that all au ra can do this

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new catboy was designed in a lab to create the world's most powerful fandom blorbo by combining G'raha and Haurchefant

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2 years

i regret to inform the FFXIV community that the presidential raid group has broken up due to The Discourse 😔

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3 months

I CAN DO WHAT

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3 years

THE TRUE PVP OF FFXIV IS THE RUSH AT THE END OF NORMAL RAID ROULETTE TO ESCAPE THE INSTANCE BEFORE IT DUMPS 8 DIFFERENT RAID TOKENS FROM TWO EXPANSIONS AGO DIRECTLY INTO YOUR INVENTORY BECAUSE NO ONE ROLLED ON THEM

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5 months

biblically accurate emet-selch

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3 months

one of life's simple joys is watching an artist you've been a fan of for a long time start playing Final Fantasy XIV and start down the "I guess I'll give this game a try" to "I love my Warrior of Light more than life itself, here's another drawring of them" pipeline

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we really gotta give the server engineering team some love for their work on this launch. it's remarkable how smooth logins have been for Dawntrail- better than any previous expansion launch. major, MAJOR kudos are in order, i think

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@qtrcirclejab

3 months

forget romancing NPCs, that's not the juice y'all actually want. what they should be doing is developing a system that allows you to invite NPCs to Eternal Bonding ceremonies. i want to make Estinien my best man and make him give an awkward speech about "the bonds of fellowship"

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pour one out for your moon keeper oomfies who got defanged by the benchmark. remind the moon cat in your life that their teeth and claws are SO sharp and they are VERY effective hunters and you are TERRIFIED of being bitten

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@qtrcirclejab

2 years

raid: okay do you understand the mechanics i just explained? me: yes my brain the entire time they were talking:

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3 months

it's wild to me that from now on when new players start playing FFXIV, the new graphics will be all they know, and they'll have no idea that we used to have an old lighting system that would randomly make your character look like they stayed up all night drinking malt liquor

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@qtrcirclejab

9 months

ffxivtwt during ffxiv keynotes

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@qtrcirclejab

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my favorite thing about FFXIV keynotes is when they announce something and all of ffxivtwt rushes to get off the funniest banger tweet

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3 years

as you can see by this very scientific flowchart,

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3 years

my ffxiv hot take is that while job skips aren't a good way to learn a role or class, SE could make the problem less severe by putting your skills on your hotbar in a sequence that makes some kind of logical sense after using a jump, instead of dumping them like Scrabble tiles

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this is how it feels to make an FFXIV twitter account when your WoL is a miqo'te

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He looks like a dictator giving an evil speech

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@qtrcirclejab

3 months

having now heard the music for Tuliyollal, i am even more confused by the idea that a person could get tired of it. could i get tired of late 90's swing revival jazz fusion dentist's office hold music? does the earth tire of the rain? does the fish tire of the sea?

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3 years

something about this is really ghoulish. the most popular tv show in years is an aggressively anti-capitalist story about billionaires treating ordinary people like toys, and the billion-dollar corporation's response to that is to immediately merchandise it, starting with toys...

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3 years

take a peek at these new Squid Game @OriginalFunko 👀

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@qtrcirclejab

1 year

astarion, the morning after: Good Morning My Little Turtle Dove, How Are You Feeling your tav, fully prepared to endure a -1 "Bloodless" penalty for the rest of the campaign:

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i know "AF" refers to artifact gear, but i'll never not read it the way it looks. like for example when you reach GNB level 100, you get gunbreaker as FUCK

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i don't like "ARR is bad" discourse, it's an ouroboros of a discussion, but i will say this: i genuinely think ARR really only looks bad in the rearview mirror. if you're a new player, particularly one with prior familiarity with FF as a franchise, it immediately blows you away

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ppl that get pressed about "copying" in FFXIV would be best served by just doing what i do- if you see a WoL that looks like yours, just say "oh shit it's my cousin"

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drives me crazy that we're now at a point where modding ffxiv is more or less normalized, but there's still no unified catalog to search for this stuff that doesn't default to the most pornographic results possible for the first 10 or 11 pages of any search query

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ffxv would have been a better game if the roadtrip was the whole game, and the ending was the big wedding, and instead of a final boss, Noctis will either say his vows correctly or mess them up based on whether you successfully hyped him up throughout the journey

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with posing tools returning, but brio still needing a bit more time in the oven, gposers will be forced to return to the old ways

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1 year

dancers in ffxiv have a combat stance that can best be described as "carrying in all the groceries in one trip"

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2 years

way to immediately out yourself as a poser whose franchise knowledge begins and ends with SNES, SCOTT. everyone knows FF2 on SNES is actually FFIV, SCOTT.

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lrt Final Fantasy operates the same space musical theatre does- it is extremely earnest, and from the outside, it looks corny... but from the inside, experiencing it the way it's meant to be experienced, you get swept up in it. you understand it. i call this Schrodinger's Cringe

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this is how it looks when ffxiv catgirls are fighting on the twitter

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my favorite thing about ffxiv twitter is when miqo'te and au ra players use pictures of actual cats and geckos to represent their characters

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3 months

listen, there ARE angels on this earth, and they come in the form of the person in the friend group who already unlocked flying in all the new zones and is willing to chauffeur you around to get your own aether currents done

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4 years

I AM 100% CONVINCED THAT THOSE QUESTS REQUIRING US TO TYPE STUFF IN /SAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A CROWDED ZONE ARE DESIGNED TO HUMBLE US. THEY ARE THE DEV'S REMINDER THAT AT ANY TIME, THEY CAN REDUCE US TO A LOWLY FOREST CLOWN, JINGLING MISERABLY FOR HANDFULS OF BEAST TRIBE CURRENCY

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2 years

the most radically freeing act you can take in the FFXIV fandom is to break the chains of expectation and be completely, unrepentantly self-indulgent. you ARE the most special, most powerful, most prettiest, most original WoL, and all the NPCs want to kiss you. BE THE SUE.

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i maintain that the FFXIV developers keep those "go in the chatbox and say this phrase out loud, in public, where everyone can hear your silly ass" quests in the MSQ purely to make sure we stay humble

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1 year

i find the entire Raditz mini-arc really interesting, because in hindsight, it's clear that what you're watching is the show's genre pivoting in real time. Goku and Piccolo are fantasy characters who don't realize they've been shunted into a sci-fi story. it's why they struggle.

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@Z3RO_GRAVITY_

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If you didn’t watch the last arc of OG Dragon Ball you’re not gonna understand just how insane Raditz beating both Goku and Piccolo at the same time really is

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4 years

SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THE LAST 45 SECONDS OF THE STORMBLOOD CG TRAILER AND I JUST-

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3 years

urianger can't swim

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3 years

when ur sprout friend who just started playing FFXIV asks you to explain savage raiding

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2 years

i think this stuff with Kamiya has demonstrated what many of us have learned by hard experience: anyone who bases their entire personality on being intentionally rude, "brutally honest" or "telling it like it is" will eventually turn out to be a genuinely unpleasant person

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2 years

Oh, just one more thing, Mr. Adeledji... About the poison in the Sultana's wine. Y'see, I like to check the Marketboard, undercuttin' is a little hobby of mine... That poison regularly sells for well over ten million gil. Bit out of a Warrior of Light's price range. Funny, huh?

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jab 🍔

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my headcanon is that the handful of remaining ascians have given up on their goal because when they got to Solution 9 and discovered big screen television, delivery Chinese food and NFL Sunday Ticket, they decided the sundered worlds are pretty awesome actually

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jab 🍔

@qtrcirclejab

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my mom saw the ending credits of Dawntrail and was so moved by the sentimentality of it that she wants to try the game's free trial. what can i say, folks, praise music works

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