Jules Ehrhardt @ezyjules Twitter profile

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

4 years

Shit takes time.

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Jules Ehrhardt

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11 months

Proud to finally announce our work for @CocaCola , in collaboration with @MrCraigWard , to re-imagine their iconic logo for the next 131 years. Coming soon to a can near you. #branding #typography

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Jules Ehrhardt

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@DavidZipper My kid infront of a new model Escalade. Great isn’t it…

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11 months

@CocaCola @MrCraigWard Sharing some of the deep thinking along the way...

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5 years

@Khurtizz @shannonmstirone Sure. Here's a hi res shot of the center of the black hole. It's 4k.

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5 years

So Gmail --> @Superhuman = $ 30/mo Slides --> @Pitch = $10/mo* Sheets --> @Airtable = $12/mo Docs --> @NotionHQ = $10/mo Search --> @Getcommande = $10/mo* Hangouts --> @zoom_us = $15/mo Forms --> @typeform = $35/mo * estimated (in beta) = per user $122/mo vs $5/mo with @gsuite 🤔

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5 years

Proud to announce 'EndZoom' has closed its seed round... EndZoom is a physical button that ends the awkward existential angst of saying goodbye at the end of a @zoom_us meeting whilst desperately trying to navigate to the 'Leave Meeting' text button within an acceptable timeframe

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@mattstasoff Brought to you by the same agency and industry that caused the problem in the first place.

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5 years

@Khurtizz @shannonmstirone It's a tricky shot for the photographer given the gravitational effects mean nothing—not even particles and electromagnetic radiation such as light—can escape from inside it. You need at least the latest iPhone X to capture.

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5 years

@KillerSteve @shannonmstirone Nailed it Steve. You could sure show the Katie Bouman a thing or two about astrophysics. Looking forward to your Ted talk.

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@staidindoors This was so good.

The Jeremy Renner App (w/ Drew Gooden)

TOUR TICKETS https://www.wearetwodifferentpeopletour.com/Drew's Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTSRIY3GLFYIpkR2QwyeklATake a shot every time we say...

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Jules Ehrhardt

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3 years

Sorry to burst the bubble, but your workplace does not exist to serve as an ideal manifestation of your own world view & values. Like, it’s nice if it does, but you’re going to be sorely disappointed & frustrated if you expect it to. Start your own company if that’s a problem.

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11 months

@MrCraigWard @CocaCola We never sent a signed version back. We good.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

5 years

Just a quick fuck you to all the big agencies out there employing smaller specialist agencies to do technical work to solve YOUR client needs, but then denying them the ability to talk about their work openly. Not being able to do something is OK, pretending you did it isn't.

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Jules Ehrhardt

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10 months

@jbendery Fear not. Safely stored here...

Onward Christian Counseling Services | Benton, LA | Kelly Johnson

Christian counseling for individuals, couples and families.

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@MarkLevineNYC Awesome. You can get started with all of the personal vehicles of police officers parked outside precincts. Should be an easy start.

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@ezyjules

11 months

@handors @CocaCola @MrCraigWard We have a thousand word thought piece on the angle on the L coming up.

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@ezyjules

11 months

@TiuksFerve @CocaCola @MrCraigWard Can you share his Dribbble?

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

6 years

Remote work. I've spent the best part of the last year working/planning from home. I've got a strong concern about the mental health impact of remote. There are times I know that my resilience is being tested. Humans are social animals but I feel the rush to remote is dangerous.

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7 months

@milkkarten Where else do you think ad agencies get their ‘inspiration’ from?

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6 years

@mekosoff oof

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@sportswithjohn It's really rather sickening. The Premier League is basically the 'Financial Steroid Olympics'.

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@ezyjules

5 years

Sitting in a NYC cafe working way, half listening (as you do) to a guy interviewing a lady for a senior design role. He just asked her existing salary/package. I shut that shit down & explained it was illegal for him to ask. Reminder, you don't need to tell anyone your salary.

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@ezyjules

8 years

@big_man_joshy argument simplified...

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2 months

@nyc_evsa @CitiBikeNYC @NYCMayor @NYC_DOT @NYCCouncil @GovKathyHochul Excellent work by the @citibikenyc team in keeping stations balanced and with bikes ready to go.

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@ezyjules

11 months

@ethan_blockson @CocaCola @MrCraigWard Highly intentional. Phonetically, Coca-Cola is pronounced [koʊ kə koʊ lə] with an extra emphasis on the [kə] before the [koʊ lə]. Thus the hyphen is set ever so slightly to the right of the median.

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Jules Ehrhardt

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6 years

Useful reminder. When sharing your latest project with someone, unless they are your mother, they are going to be maximum 5% as excited about it as the 100% you are. I am always deeply grateful for any form of response, feedback and time.

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5 months

@TikTokInvestors "I work at KPMG..."

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6 months

@DuncanCastles Says a man who does not pay taxes, and whose company does not pay taxes.

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3 months

@IamHappyToast I'm enjoying how much he must absolutely hate all of this, pretending to be relatable, travelling the country engaging with the 'proletariate'. Cruel and unusual punishment is the least he and they deserve.

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@jakezward Aka taking multiple shits on the internet

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5 years

Breaking: New British Prime Minister elected by 0.14% of the British population. Eligible voters were 70% male, 97% white, average age 68. Let's do this!

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10 months

@AFCWimbledon Across The Pond Dons representing at the Macys Day Parade. Float next year?

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@ezyjules

2 years

The amount of top tier VC firms that invested in crypto projects and at first opportunity dumped their token allocation on retail to reclaim principal is sickening. They took a giant dump on the very consumers that crypto & web 3 is meant to represent. All should be ashamed.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

4 years

Seismic... WFH till July 2021 👋 Google 👋 Facebook 👋 New York Times 👋 Amex 👋 Salesforce Permanently remote 👋 Microsoft 👋 Shopify 👋 Quora 👋 Twitter 👋 Square 👋 Zillow 👋 REI 👋 PWC 👋 Schroders New categories and $B dollar startups will emerge in the space this creates.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

9 months

@jamesenglish0

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

3 years

YES I want to join a ‘community’ for absolutely every individual product I consume… shampoo, CBD, soda, shorts, individual crypto coins, sunblock, ED, socks, suitcases, ALL of it. I have time for this.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

9 months

@MidnightMitch @DavidZipper Safety issue resolved. Arguably each larger model along the way to this point is in fact making our kids SAFER!

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7 months

@jrdzvl And she's actually singing not lip-syncing, from a previous era of artist.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

3 years

Time for a bit of ~~personal news~~. After an incredible 8 years in New York, I’m beyond excited to stay the fuck in New York whilst this city, its people, & culture, explode back into life.

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@ezyjules

6 months

@CPAC @trussliz

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

3 years

@wongmjane As a long term user, have to say I do not like this. Feels icky and we all know that this is mined for sentiment analysis that is not to our benefit, just to feed the machine a more nuanced view of our psyche. Please don't.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

5 years

If Amazon is able to make a copycat of your product and successfully sell it as an alternative to your customer base, then your product and brand are not up to snuff. No one is going to buy knock off Nikes. Brand is the defensible moat.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

4 years

@dwr Does the job of bringing them together under the suite. It's not that important and we'll all forget about it within a week. They are fine.

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1 year

@VCBrags

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

4 years

The last week has not been easy mentally. I'm the reckless optimist, shit's gonna be ok (which it will). I hold that energy for my family/kids. But week 8 has gotten to me. Energy and focus in fits and starts. It's like i've been holding my breath for eight weeks. Need to exhale.

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6 years

State of the Digital Nation 2020: Venture Road...

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@unusual_whales hmmm. I wonder why?

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@ezyjules

2 years

@Carnage4Life When you look around and realise you're drinking at a white supremacist's bar...

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2 years

@HirokoTabuchi Living in Japan as someone of German heritage, found it super interesting the varying paths that JPN & GER took post-war & state atrocities. GER school history books embraced ugly truth. JPN hid their dark acts, not wanting to impugn the country's image with their youth.

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2 years

@JuliaDavisNews Same vibe

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1 year

@notverygoodtake @Andercot

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@ezyjules

8 months

@levie System broken. The system got choked by Indian IT services companies sending talent, at salaries significantly below the talent local market. Remove the large IT firms and it might be fixable.

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9 months

Does anyone else also experience a physiological reaction, like a shot of adrenaline, when they see the New York skyline?

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5 months

@marissamayer I LOVE the retro 90 website design of this mobile application. Takes a lot of skill to dial that in like that. Props.

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@ezyjules

5 years

If you engage an advertising agency to deliver your 'digital transformation' then you are insane and deserve your fate.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

8 years

I wrote some things about the current & future state of the digital industry on @marvelapp blog #DigitalNation

State of the Digital Nation 2016

In 2013, we explored the state and future of the digital consultancy industry, posing the question 'How, When and Where Will The First Truly Great Digital Design Studio Emerge?'. Three years later in...

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

6 years

Trust me. Buy an alarm clock and absolutely avoid all digital devices within the first hour of waking up. Spend the first hour of the day with your own thoughts, rather than those of others. See how you feel after just one week, what ideas sprout and flourish. Game changer.

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@ezyjules

4 years

Quarantine tip: For a productive day, try to be up, bed made, showered, and in a fresh pair of underwear by at least 3pm.

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@ezyjules

3 years

@saxi_cola @Caucasuswar But it is not a ‘War’, it’s a ‘special military operation’. So we’re all set.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

1 year

Utterly beautiful. Our @AFCWimbledon Muslim players celebrating, and giving thanks for, a goal together. #afcwimbledon #london #football

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@IDoTheThinking 100 fucking percent. Driving me crazy driving around NYC at night. I flash my beams back, but they are mostly new SUVs with incredibly strong headlights.

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5 years

@McKinsey Cool story bro

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@ezyjules

4 years

@PeterDonnelly91 @gunnerblog Mate. The 50s called and want their misogyny back.

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3 months

@snb19692 Thank you for your service.

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@ezyjules

8 years

@rjowen @sdw I got your shit projected 30 feet high at #kikk16 . Felt appropriate.

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@ezyjules

4 years

@nypost Pay back the tax credits meant for regeneration in Harlem that Hudson Yards stole, and build a couple of public schools, a youth center, and a community center, and then we can start talking. Otherwise it can go slide into the Hudson River.

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@JasonKPargin aka The Johari Window

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2 months

@MailOnline Not guilty!

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@ezyjules

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@Mtn9er1 @DavidZipper I have and do on a regular basis, given the amount of kids getting killed by cars on right turns. Sadly a lot of parents might not + kids lose themselves in a moment. As a proud father & grandfather yourself, I'm sure you understand.

NYPD tow truck driver arrested after fatally hitting 7-year-old Kamari Hughes as he rode scooter to...

Police tell us the truck driver, a 54-year-old woman who is a member of the NYPD, has been arrested.

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11 months

@RashidaTlaib @POTUS You, your ‘squad’, and the DSA need to resign en masse. Regards, a liberal.

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7 years

Fuck absolutely everybody involved in this tone deaf, appropriated, pile of shit from @Pepsi & @BradJakeman . Makes you hate the ad industry.

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9 months

@Ruffin_Shot @DavidZipper Nah, saving a spot for your mother.

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@ezyjules

8 years

'State of the Digital Nation 2016' (A humbling 10k reads later, I migrated to @Medium ) #DigitalNation

State of the Digital Nation 2016: Shift Tectonic

On the current and future state of the digital industry, and charting the agency’s journey amidst seismic shifts in the landscape.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

5 years

As a Brit living in the US, I can confirm: Ambulance call out $3,000, having a baby $40,000, stitches in child's face after accident $17,000, monthly cost of family health insurance $2,500. In the US, if you're poor and get sick, you're bankrupt & as good as dead. Vote wisely.

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@ezyjules

4 years

@VCBrags There's quite simply nothing that can compare to the pivot from tragedy & condolences to 'making some space in the round' for the bereaved. You have to hand it to Cone for bravely exploring new depths of deep sea VC sociopathy. Truly world class.

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Designers. You need to get to a post-design mindset and 'do'set pronto in order to escape the coming AI apocalypse. If you're still fucking around only doing lovely graphics and wireframes and making shit look pretty, you're gonna get absolutely reamed.

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4 years

We did it! Welcome home @AFCWimbledon ! It’s about time. With you in spirit today all the way from Brooklyn #AFCW #BackToPloughLane

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2 years

@scottbelsky @Adobe @figma No one in design is happy about this. We all left Adobe behind for a reason.

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1 year

@johngreen @sportswithjohn can you please RT or share this link with any North American @afcwimbledon fans to join private Google Group. Going to organise/organize, and work on a flag design for the stadium in time for first game (current design WiP).

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5 months

@NoTechApartheid

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4 years

@fdlepio Cool story bro...

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5 years

Creative Capital, bartering creative expertise for a share in the wealth it creates, is a growing creative industry trend. For collated research on the #CreativeCapital model (what, how, who, press) 👀 🙌 @johnmaeda for highlighting in #DesignInTech

The Creative Capital Model - what you need to know

“Creatives should also be able to share in the wealth that is created from their work.” - Your source of information, press, and resources on the Creative Capital model…

www.creative-capital.info

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@ezyjules

3 years

Honestly, some of the utter shite you guys are sharing as NFT art is truly embarrassing, 99.8% worse than the free shit they used to give away on CD-ROMs with magazines back in the day.

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Jules Ehrhardt

@ezyjules

5 years

When people reach out to “pick my brain” I invite them to a 4am ice cliff glacier climb. Why? It weeds out the folks that aren’t ready to crush it, or risk death... I'm hustling too hard and don’t have additional time in the day to help people less fortunate than me.

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@ezyjules

6 years

@zerohedge I enjoy this one also.

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2 years

@jamiewiIkinson "The collateral damage is unfair and unjustified."

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1 year

@SarahdawnH @LizWolfeReason Sarah... "Go back to where you came from" sounds mighty, ummm, what's the word?

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2 years

The sad truth is that when you leave your job, people completely forget about you within a week or so. So it wasn't really that important was it now!?

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@ezyjules

5 years

Unless you're a friend bootstrapping your company, or I'm helping a friend seeking work, I'm not going to refer talent without a commission. If you're 'funded' you're paying. A creative's trusted network is valuable and built over many years. Don’t give it away for free. Ever.

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@ezyjules

2 years

@stevebaker @jowyang @tjkeitt I have a musket allergy and it would hurt my feelings, so yes.

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@ezyjules

5 years

No one from any major consulting, advertising, marketing, branding, product, or innovation firm would dream of employing their own company's services if it was their own money. A sobering truth at the heart of collapse in client agency trust. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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8 years

These amazing creative companies have something in common. All offer meaningful parental leave benefits. #pledgepl

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9 months

@gamerhardG @DavidZipper lol "All pedos get the woodchipper" but infanticide is all good,

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@ezyjules

5 years

@toddg777 @Superhuman @Pitch @airtable @NotionHQ @getcommande @zoom_us @typeform Or just use Gsuite for $5 a month with cross compatibility and one login...

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5 years

Remember kids. The owner of your local bodega works just as hard a 'founder'. No need to fetishise founder life. It's just another job someone chose.

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4 years

Nurse/Doctor trash bag PPE gear: 99 cents Police military grade riot gear: $28,000 New leadership at city, state, and national level: Priceless #VoteThemOut

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3 years

Soooo. I logged into Messenger, which prompted me to confirm my login details FOR MESSENGER in a browser. Did that & THEY FUCKING REACTIVATED my Facebook account, which I'd permanently deleted in Dec 18. They'd kept ALL my old details that i'd fully deleted. Fuck Facebook.

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5 years

Magic Leap... $2.6B raised to sell 6,000 headsets and counting. At $433,333 a head it would have been much cheaper to just take 6,000 people whale watching and to laser tag IRL.

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@EFL_Comms

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