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@microsoft_worm

2 years

lil wayne: IM A DBOY me: that's cool, i'm a tgirl

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autonomous noumena normalization algorithm

@microsoft_worm

3 months

the fact that you can walk into ~any restaurant in ~any american city and be highly confident you won't get poisoned is an underrated feature of modernity

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@samuel_taube food safety mainly

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6 months

CPU usage: mongodb: 15% discord: 10% firefox: 10% VLC: 4% tailscale: 0.1% KDE plasma wobbly window effects: 60% someone pls help me budget this, my motherboard is melting

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@coolgirl0nline why are you, as a man, using a safety harness when working 80 stories above the ground

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@cheer_wine most empathetic ER doctor:

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5 months

i bet getting refactored feels good af for the code

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8 months

@myrrlyn modern kids be pulling out the DSM and effortlessly diagnosing their opponent’s entire bloodline

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2 months

a sleepover with a bunch of marginally older tgirls i’ve never met before would fix me

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2 months

@shaggysurvives the replies boggle the mind

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4 months

haskell moment

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1 year

@openlyhot “cyber system overload” alone outranks every other bit of satire i’ve seen in the last few months

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28 days

these computercraft people take this shit seriously huh

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@microsoft_worm

1 year

gf: did you hear about these diplomats claiming that foreign intelligence agencies used mind control devices to attack them and render them helpless? me (hearing the words “mind control” and “helpless” and getting so horny I almost pass out): i think i hauve havana syndrome

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3 months

@Heavy_Oceans @cheer_wine imo the issue is assuming that doctors’ spite toward patients won’t affect your care— they may not show it outwardly, but it still affects their decision-making and therefore your health

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2 years

@kaicomedy i'm not a "data hoarder", i'm a "digital archivist" 😌

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it’s crazy how some people have zero cogsec. you can literally do permanent damage to their psyches just by saying things in front of them

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8 months

@nightcorebanksy project managers when they need to explain to investors what they used the last $300 million on

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8 months

@adastroworld normal people find “the conditions in those shelters are so inhumane and degrading that homeless people prefer to take their chances outside” a pretty harrowing fact! not many of those left, unfortunately

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25 days

zero cognitive defenses. unbelievable that someone can be this credulous and not get scammed every time they leave the house

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2 years

@fluerdefluer

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@microsoft_worm

8 months

i implemented a basic raytracer in the nix configuration language; the below video shows Phong shading (and took an hour to render)

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@microsoft_worm

3 months

can anyone recommend a browser that is not spyware (chrome), unusable (firefox), or a toy (arc)

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@DiegoMartinoia most likely, but i haven’t visited the others

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2 years

@gains_tweets asking crypto bros who've never written a line of code in their life what they think about using nested closures to implement the decorator pattern

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9 months

“learn to torrent” is a really funny phrase— what is there to learn? dragging and dropping files into your preferred client?

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@microsoft_worm

5 months

in the nix club, straight up configuring it. And by “it,” well, let’s justr say.. my desktop

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@microsoft_worm

9 months

merry christmas— i’d like to resurface this innovative angel girl flirting method i brainstormed last winter

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@microsoft_worm

5 months

they did surgery on a microprocessor

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@microsoft_worm

2 months

in retrospect it's pretty ~funny how most shitware SaaS companies & social media companies exclusively run Real Software for Grown-Ups while critical infrastructure (airlines, hospitals, etc.) all uses dotcom-era software from comically incompetent zombie firms with 650 PE ratios

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@microsoft_worm

3 years

@len0killer

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2 months

really blackpilling that ~unconditional love doesn’t actually exist to any meaningful extent

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7 months

@gf_256 wait the 33% thing is a meme right

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4 years

@PRADABAGZZ @h3artshapedvoid Robespierre?

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9 months

[guy who just found out about graph theory voice] wow, i'm so excited to reformulate every problem i encounter in terms of this universally applicable construction

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2 years

@epistemophagy

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@microsoft_worm

11 days

is “nous research” good or bad? my timeline seems to indicate it’s some sort of designer sweatshirt retailer.

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@microsoft_worm

2 years

@CapriTheUnruly i was thinking about this earlier. they never seem to give examples of problematic behavior, just vague jabs at nb/trans ppl

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@microsoft_worm

5 months

your 17 year old mutual: been getting really into 0-tick redstone logic gates recently that same mutual at age 20: been getting really into quantitative finance lately

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@microsoft_worm

11 days

asking “is tpot right-wing?” is like asking if anaerobic bacteria enjoy digesting organic matter. it is their observed behavior, functional arrangement, and entire teleological onus, like how the post-rationalist project exists to launder right-wing thought into popular discourse

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@microsoft_worm

2 months

>be among top 0.001% luckiest people in the entire history of civilization >be a whiny little bitch what do these people mean by this?

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6 months

@molochofficial

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2 years

@SatansJacuzzi if I said out loud how I feel about the new york times publishing earnest articles about the “inevitability” of the shooting, I would go to prison

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@microsoft_worm

9 months

@neon_evangayion i believe small business owners are out to get me

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@microsoft_worm

27 days

just saw “120iq” used as an insult. i have really got to find some new acquaintances

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@microsoft_worm

6 days

anyone have tips for helping a doctor parse complex statements? I know they struggle with conditionals so I want to make the experience as easy and frictionless as possible for them.

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@microsoft_worm

2 years

@caitvist my emails to my professors vs. my professors' emails to me

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@microsoft_worm

6 months

@DummyOldThing no

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@microsoft_worm

3 months

@AnniePosting is that the crypto scam one that a bunch of edutainment youtubers were shilling

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@microsoft_worm

3 months

TIL: stunningly few people know the definitions of “restaurant,” “america,” “confident,” “poisoned,” or “modernity”

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@microsoft_worm

3 months

the fact that you can walk into ~any restaurant in ~any american city and be highly confident you won't get poisoned is an underrated feature of modernity

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10 months

ngl, lesswrongers attempting to do bayesian inference on annie altman’s mental state to determine whether she was actually abused feels pretty grotesque and not at all like behavior we should indulge/promote

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@eepyeri p funny how the guy helping could have trivially solved the problem with a one-line response, but instead went out of his way to pick a fight

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@microsoft_worm

1 year

@girlcel_ liver girlfailure

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3 months

@asislife13 didn’t they give a deadly case of e coli or something to a 7 year old

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@microsoft_worm

2 months

>log on >today is a trans discourse day on tpot (the 6th this month) >log off

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2 years

@nytimes *wipes out a generation of LGBT adults* "wow, kids these days are really queer"

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10 months

oh no! my technofascist eugenicist community with a moral framework predicated on neo-buddhism and narcissistic perversions of utilitarianism has an abuse problem. I never saw this coming

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6 months

jesus christ

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@microsoft_worm

3 years

@synthwashere centrist media in particular is egregious about constantly using spelling and grammar patterns that imply negative bias towards marginalized groups... and it's working

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@microsoft_worm

2 years

@itslaylatime this is phenomenal but also i find it so funny that the "screenshot of an excessively long tweet" format is becoming commonplace on twitter

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hey good news everyone i finally found a socially acceptable way to post “god i wish i had a mother figure” on twitter dot com

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1 year

@zoebroog this one?

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2 months

@worsematt i overindexed on raw milk availability and have come to the conclusion that the world is ending

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6 months

i’m cautiously bullish on AI for the most part, but this is genuinely among the most demonic and godless things i’ve ever seen

Ali Ansari

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6 months

Excited to introduce the world’s first AI interviewer, gpt-vetting. With gpt-vetting, you can interview 100x more candidates in less time & candidates get a more enjoyable, gamified, and less biased interview experience. You define the skills you want the interview to focus on,

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6 months

@ChazakielDoremi my understanding is that they’re mostly useful for things (torrenting) that will get you in trouble with your ISP that don’t quite rise to the level of necessitating an international subpoena, though maybe i’m barking up the wrong tree

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@ElytraMithra

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@microsoft_worm

2 years

@UNSTABLEPOSTING oh my god the seriousness with which he said it the second time I can’t.. “i could say *antisemitic* shit and adidas can’t drop me”

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“stop calling gray tribe red tribe, that’s really disingenous :(” — red tribe member who knows they’re red tribe and thinks you’re stupid enough to be convinced that gray tribe exists

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@microsoft_worm

1 year

@poisonjr usual reply guy: “siblings” is the language of the oppressor, the discursive framework of the evangelical normative family structure as a means to social and psychological power,

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@Ethan_Heilman @mycoliza

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3 months

wow, this sure is "blowing up." stream:

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@microsoft_worm

3 months

i must again plug mozart’s Requiem [in D minor, K. 626]. it is sublime, and probably the best piece of music i’ve ever heard. if i were even slightly religious it would be convincing evidence for the existence of god. you should listen to it in full at least once before you die

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3 years

@KLobstar wealthy man hits other wealthy man

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2 months

(have done this before, a couple times, and can confirm it did fix me)

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5 months

anyone wanna start a commune where we just sit around and trade extremely exotic financial instruments with each other for fun

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2 years

@poisonjr incomprehensible. my favorite kind of tweet

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@rA9_main @CoreSerena

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3 years

@commanderhecto1 @NotABigJerk

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@mycoliza thanks to 20 years of technological advancements, we now have a way to change desktop settings (with a 0.1% chance of deleting your home directory each time)

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2 years

@supersensuel @HormonalJew many self-purported ‘allies’ and even queer people seem unable/unwilling to escape the thinking that everyone must belong to some immutable social category over which they have no control

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2 years

@Nia_mp4 unfortunately half the time it turns out to just be a software dev job at raytheon

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@Wxcafe Yes / No / Yes (2)

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@plt_amy

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2 years

@epistemophagy i've had so many heart attack/stroke mimics brushed off as anxiety by providers that at this point it doesn't seem like there's any point to seeking care

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2 years

@ArkadiaCoast these are the same people who think rage against the machine is a right-wing bang

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3 months

@cartergill @cheer_wine woah

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1 year

before posting, ask yourself: does it F.U.C.K.? F- is it Freudian? U- is it Useful? C- does it Contribute? K- have you taken Ketamine recently?

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@ayyy_vuh this guy was like "i'm a chaser" and everyone went "i hope he isn't a chaser uwu" and guess what? he turned out to be a chaser

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oh okay

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@microsoft_worm

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nuclear energy is a gift from the demiurge himself and rejecting it heralds an unprecedented fall from grace for our species.

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2 months

NOW - Germany blows up the cooling towers of the Grafenrheinfeld nuclear power plant, once a symbol of the country's energy independence.

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the collective reaction to this is pretty funny because it’s just obviously true if you have witnessed ~any of the discourse firsthand. many people just have complexes about their classism and want someone else to shunt the blame to

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3 years

@tttt_takes

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@microsoft_worm

3 years

why do people so willingly admit they had political extremist phases as teenagers 💀 if i did that shit you wouldn’t be able to get it out of me with a blowtorch and macklemore album

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we can’t let the dingboard people appropriate “you can just do things”. it’s time to gatekeep

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2 years

@gnosticsilica @CapriTheUnruly no like instead of pointing out specific issues they just post transphobia with a fresh coat of paint

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@adrusi i have to constantly supervise my RAM usage so it doesn't OOM me (i'm sure there's an extension for suspending inactive tabs but it's off-putting that the out-of-the-box memory management is so poor)

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@microsoft_worm

1 year

70% of all gender discourse could be obviated if everyone involved simply read and internalized the wikipedia page for "category error"

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@keffals i never really understood why the public couldn’t see through the wet paper bag of an argument that trans women have a biological advantage in sports... like isn’t that the point of competitive sports

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trying to explain to my incredulous mother that nobody knows each other irl anymore

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