Porky the Litter Eater @Boringstein Twitter profile

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Porky the Litter Eater

@Boringstein

21 days

history is alive… and it blows!!!!

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Porky the Litter Eater

@Boringstein

1 month

if mr beast sues chaya raichik into oblivion he's allowed to put me in the saw basement or whatever it is he does

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He threw away his life. His poor wife and child. It’s a mental illness. It should be treated as such. Instead, Leftists celebrate it.

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they are serving your food and driving your cabs and mopping your floors

Harry Chadha

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NYC is cooked where do the real creative people in America live

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“ijbol” gotta be the worst online acronym of all time. no cadence, no rhythm, no character to it. a crude and inadequate substitute for the timeless, versatile, unimpeachable “lmao”

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lmao this is one of the most brutal rate my professor profiles ive ever seen

Gad Saad

@GadSaad

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I was teaching an MSc/PhD course two years ago that had a large number of enrolled students. As soon as the semester started, all but one of the students dropped out and I had yet to teach a single lecture that semester. Hence, it is rather suspicious that all students would

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10 months

i wonder what it must be like to be the performer who plays mrs met. it must genuinely feel like being batman but for having an iconic dumptruck ass

ACABylon Bee

@ACABylonBee

10 months

how did this fat piece of shit land her

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5 months

this man spent 46 billion to be popular and he cant even walk into a room of gamers without sucking the life out of it. incredible

Jason Kauzlarich

@JasonKauz

5 months

The FALLOUT party at SXSW was fun. Then this guy showed up.

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2 months

honestly i think these people should be put into a Siberian labor camp

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@BitchAssBowie

2 months

this is an actual booth at fan expo Dallas

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3 months

ive been following this account for years and this is the single most ominous thing ive seen from it

Unsecured CCTV Cameras

@Unsecured_CCTV

3 months

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 🇺🇸

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9 months

quora is so cool

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4 months

unreal how unfunny chris pratt has gotten. watching the first few parks and rec seasons are like seeing a completely different person

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2 months

i think it should be legal to hunt anyone who posts these for sport

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@JrMoneyGetting

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they keep adding lore to this shit, i’m in tears

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2 months

sometimes i see people talk about CRJ having bad pr or management or whatever and yeah that's absolutely true but at the same time: she's kinda figured it out? she still sells out fairly large shows. being an ultra star seems like a nightmare, i dont wish that upon her

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@ungodlysamer

2 months

This was literally her espresso but her team couldn’t get it together

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4 months

an all time “shoot your shot” moment

Katy O’Brian

@thekatyo

2 years

@FilmUpdates I’m free 😂

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3 months

really funny that this Columbia prof is so dumb he blew the chance to give one of the best intro lectures on 4'33" humanly possible

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@bo_austin_

3 months

‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect

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10 months

are you kidding me lmao

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3 months

To die in Springfield is the ultimate indignity. It is to be cast out of Eden not for sin but as a declaration of insignificance. In a closed world that seems to spin forever, there is only nonexistence in death, one that posthumously extends to life. Troy McClure never died.

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@DiscussingFilm

3 months

‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years. He has been in the series since the first episode.

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11 months

this angle is by far the funniest

Dr. Hjönk

@DrHjonk

11 months

@Xaniken Another angle just dropped

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2 months

“why would you go out and shoot an establishing shot when you can just create it” is a real line this fucking idiot says

Tsarathustra

@tsarnick

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Ashton Kutcher has access to a beta version of OpenAI's Sora and says it will lead to personalized movies and a higher standard of content through increased competition

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6 months

look at all this harm reduction

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@Boringstein

8 months

i really mean it: teslas should be illegal and every tesla owner should have their license revoked and forced to take remedial classes

The Tesla Hoe

@TheTeslaHoe

8 months

So Disney+ has now been removed from Tesla vehicles. I’m assuming this is in retaliation to Disney pulling advertising from X (which they have every right to do). So now I, as a mom, get to deal with telling my toddlers we can’t watch Disney+ while in our Tesla and deal with

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3 months

tbh the show afterwards wasnt so bad and the final season was a return to form. a historically, seismically bad episode but also the two of them have been far more vocal on gaza than nearly any other celebrity. time to let it go children

fatherfigvre

@fathrfigvre

3 months

That Hillary spot did so much damage to such a great show

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6 months

i think some of you have close to zero manners or respect for people on a level that aligns with your professed beliefs and i say this as a fundamentally rude person myself

amir🔻

@MustBeTheHero

6 months

you think she's out there somewhere defending israel rn?

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@Boringstein

9 months

wearing this outfit to go hang out with hideo kojima is the most i’ve ever liked him

@22metgala

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Timothee Chalamet is seen upon arrival at Narita International Airport in Narita, Japan.

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5 months

honestly gotta be something to how community was both one of if not the single biggest cultural incubator of the 2010s and also maybe the most toxic set & writers room humanly possible

Variety

@Variety

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Joel McHale had physical fights with Chevy Chase on the set of "Community" and reveals: "I got in trouble one time because I injured him. I dislocated his shoulder.”

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@Boringstein

7 months

phrasing in the second line makes me feel One Thousand Years Old

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@AG7Source

7 months

Ariana Grande confirms her album will be called “Eternal Sunshine” — It is based off a Jim Carrey movie which the character goes through and rough divorce, then they try to erase their memories

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@Boringstein

5 months

motivated lighting is for cowards

🎬 Jake 🎬

@JakeBrannan5499

5 months

Dario Argento doesn't give a fucking shit where all this red lighting is coming from

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24 days

also lmao he is a MARKETING prof this whole time holy shit lol

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6 months

“ijbol”- desperate to let everyone know the mechanisms of your physical act of laughing, defining the humor by your own relationship to the material, rather than the joke itself “lmao”- keeps your frame of reference to the joke brief. the subject is your ass leaving your body

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4 months

conan o’brien like one of maybe fifteen people you could seriously argue as The Funniest Person Ever. he’s in the albert brooks zone

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11 months

“guy who sucks moved into my house” is an all time plotline in any genre

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14 days

artists are such fucking babies, man. this world is unfair but the industry is so saturated with trust fund types it becomes infectious. its always been like this!!! “creative” is a class signifier and nothing more

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7 months

here's the thing: there is literally no action on earth that would justify the Nanking-level slaughter and Hiroshima-level infrastructural demolition that Israel has inflicted upon the people of Gaza. It literally doesn't matter. No possible justification on earth.

Blimi Marcus DNP RN

@MarcusBlimi

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If you have an opinion on the Israel-Hamas war and you haven’t read todays NYT investigation into what was done to live and dead women’s bodies, you need to sit down.

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2 months

hm. at first i thought chappell roan seemed good. then everyone kept posting about her and i thought she was bad. then everyone kept posting about her in a dumb way and i decided shes good again. one day i hope to listen to one of her songs and settle this once and for all

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2 months

making redbubble merch stealing something from a clearly unstable person who, horrific and indefensible actions aside, is the most cyberbullied person in human history and should probably be in some level of protective care (for both self & others)

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its so interesting how contextually dated (not a knock, it's great) this scene feels now- through no fault of its own as much as how thoroughly and extensively its been ripped off, like it was taken to a junkyard and was parted out into video games and lesser films for a decade

Emir Han

@RealEmirHan

2 months

Name a scene where a director went ‘God Mode’ I’ll start:

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1 month

well leftists. i hope you’re happy. you know this system of governance that you have repeatedly stated should be dismantled and its stewards executed in the streets like dogs? well, it fucked up again,

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@Boringstein

10 months

michelle yeoh. you may know her from gunpowder milkshake.

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5 months

this is the funniest way ive ever seen a generic brand try to signal “hey, this is what this is supposed to be”

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6 months

i mean it: “lol. lmao” is one of the most important sentences in the 21st century lexicon

frocioggine and toad

@bophadesnauts

6 months

@Boringstein the grammar of "lol, lmao" remains unimpeachable to me

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2 months

yeah maybe but here’s the thing: he has every right to take himself and his own work as a director seriously. he’s really fucking good at it

Hormeze❤️‍🔥🥲

@hormeze

2 months

i have genuine respect for this man but every time i see a photo of him i am incapable of perceiving it as anything but a bit about a comedian whose taking himself too seriously as director

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think its important to admit when im just wildly wrong and i think its safe to admit i was wildly wrong in my read of the trump assassination attempt ‘s effects and boy howdy am i glad about that. truly no one gives a shit lol

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@Boringstein

9 months

doing a “yes man” type deal where i turn to quora for every life decision

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1 year

this is a really great example of why collective list-making is, above all else, really fucking boring

TierMaker

@TierMaker

1 year

The 200 Best Albums of the Last 25 Years Tier List Community Ranking by Twitter users. Albums selected by Pitchfork. Disagreements? Unlikely, because this is the community consensus. But if you do have some, Create your own or remix this list here:

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there's a short list of songs that go so hard they invent not just genres but entire sonic textures

Old Kpop Jpop ♡

@earlykpopjpop

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Yellow Magic Orchestra - Rydeen (1979)

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it sucks so bad that this is happening while he literally has a massive career retrospective exhibit at the academy museum. what a stupid fucking industry!

IndieWire

@IndieWire

2 months

John Waters on the status of “Liarmouth”: "There is no scoop here. Aubrey [Plaza] likes the script, wants to be in it, I want her to be in it, and every person said, 'No, we don’t have a penny of the budget.' That is where it is today."

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the only possible lens of “creative” these types think about are in the form of a consumptive and marketable product. so many people on the peripheral of your tiny little life are creative in ways that cannot even fit into a box

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9 months

@yogaACAB @dennisbhooper just start asking. all about initiative

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5 months

the ending of TÁR is now spiritually real

Wario64

@Wario64

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Borderlands film first look

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plenty of people are developing new sounds/art. they are, as ever, usually not the art marketed aggressively in this world. if you only consume what is hand delivered to you, then sure. but i guarantee wherever you live people are making cool art if you look even a little

Nori Reed

@realnorireed

7 months

At what point did culture just stop… like why is no one interested in developing new art / culture / sound… when is the exact moment this happened

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they have tricked my ass into watching the nightly news

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11 months

everyone tries to trace the origins of what is colloquially known as “soyface”to reddit or some youtube guy or whatever, theyre all wrong: the first instance was owen wilson on the poster for the 2011 comedy “hall pass”

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2 months

going to vegas and putting all my money on her being in death stranding 2

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lmao also provides an easy point of escalation in riffing and response- the once overused, now finely aged “lmfao”. the terms lmao and lmfao in fact can be a call and response to each other. “ijbol” stops dead in the water. where do you go from there? back to homeroom, i suppose

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this looks like shit but youre not mad at color grading. youre not mad at cgi. youre mad at deteriorating and dire labor conditions especially in post houses, and youre mad at noncomittal meddling execs who push a style of production predicated on “fix it in post”

Wicked Movie

@wickedmovie

6 months

Wicked. See it on the big screen this Thanksgiving. 💚💖

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the first time i saw this (an all time favorite) i immediately pulled up both of their wikipedias because no movie's chemistry has ever had me more convinced that two costars were boning

Black Lodge Cult

@BlackLCult

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Laura Dern and Nicolas Cage on the set of "WILD AT HEART"

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mad max is a series with 5 movies where four of them have a serious and legitimate argument for being the best in the series and among the best action films ever made

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@Boringstein

6 months

stop motion claymation is genuinely i think maybe the single coolest creative craft a person can do. just absolutely insane stuff

Aardman

@aardman

6 months

Watch @TimAnimation achieve the perfect lip sync on the set of Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget 🐔✨️

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the physical actions & verbal outbursts implied by these phrases: “lol”: i am currently laughing “lmao”: i am currently laughing, and my ass just flew off my body “lmfao”: i am watching family guy “ijbol”: everyone. stop what youre doing. did you see me laugh just now?

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@Boringstein

5 months

the arc of history bends towards justice

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@Boringstein

9 months

i say this with a full and genuine respect and mourning for the dead on 10/7, a respect these bloodthirsty hawks seem to entirely lack: this is the single most disrespectful thing you can do to a corpse. you have denied their humanity & made them unconsenting props for war

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

9 months

Footage Of Oct. 7 Hamas Terror Attack & Massacre To Be Shown In Hollywood & New York This Week

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1 year

happy “vyvanse is generic now” month to all who celebrate

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4 months

its cool how this is every day on here now. anyways still one of the best skits ever posted on here

Jeremy

@jeremylevick

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conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

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@slimegirlmarx2 its not the contents itself alone. its the synthesis of everything in every one of these images- the angle, the time of day, the emptiness- combined with the kind of nauseous flourescent lighting there

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@Boringstein

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its so funny that europe has weebs for specifically orlando

@levelsio

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Like they have an entire store dedicated to cinnamon rolls what the fuck And they taste like nothing you ever had Not dry like in cafe, but hot and smooth and juicy I understand why ppl get fat here it's too good

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i think CC is a case where you can draw a straight line from it bubbling out as a larger phenomenon to the internet culture we have today. its certainly one of the major imageboard-culture spillover events, less so than some of the more mass appeal memes, moreso as a template.

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this site makes people, self included, so comfortable speaking authoritatively about other people’s motivations when they have absolutely no idea what theyre talking about

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critically: this isnt new! this has always been the case. this was the case when the art you love from yesteryear was made too. the deck is stacked!

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@Boringstein

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people idly begging for technicolor is fascinating because its an eye into this fraught moment for style: everyone wants to replicate looks from a process- whether its faux film or vhs or what- but with the convenience of modern workflows. you cant! the process is the style!

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@Boringstein

5 months

find it interesting how much more frequently this fact seems to go around and the fact the number seems to keep going up. almost like there seems to be some kind of incentive to think about those around us as less human or something. ah well,

Janet Emson

@JanetEmson

5 months

Apparently 50-70% of people don’t have an inner monologue. As someone who does I have so many questions. Such as when you read a book do you not hear the words in your head as you read them? What happens?

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ijbol, however, feels built for this particular dire moment of online, one where the reaction itself is treated as the main event and not the action. it is asking someone to fetch your smelling salts. it is saying “please, look at how i am laughing”. the joke is secondary

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you know back in the day i made fun of games like Bioshock for having the most infantile understanding of “moral choices” imaginable, but its become clear that this world is, in fact, full of cowards who view “harvest the child” or “save the child” as a “complex” choice after all

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

7 months

my view on the Israel-Palestine conflict is that it’s been going on for more than a century & there are shades of gray on both sides. It’s is not a simple story of good vs evil. This may sound obvious but acknowledging complexity too often gets you tarred as a heinous person.

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@DocRobandino820 @hottakeharry i dunno man if i had dozens of students posting “he spends the whole class on twitter or complaining about it” id probably reassess my teaching style and life choices

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@Boringstein

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pretty remarkable how everyone took his remarkable, A+ joke and turned the evocation of it into something that makes me audibly groan every time i see this image

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@Boringstein

6 months

it is one thing to do this stuff about a public figure, a politician or a celebrity or someone who has made a faustian pact for money and therefore is fair game. this is just someone who said something dumb while they were basically a kid. it was overblown by hour 3 of posting it

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he bats like .900 on jokes in seasons 2&3. just gut bustingly funny

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probably shouldve saved this number

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cds are so cool, buying cds is so cool, listening to cd's so cool. we went backwards folks

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not even kidding, being serious when i ask: how many hillary 16 alums are on staff for biden’s campaign? this SCREAMS the same tone, what a disaster

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

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Looking up J.D. Vance for the first time? Here’s what you need to know.

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@Boringstein

9 months

a distressing number of you are taking this as endorsement and not “look at this hilarious dogshit advice”

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@Boringstein

8 months

the entirety of siskel and ebert’s show should be put on a single free digital broadcast channel -yknow, 72-4 or whatever- shuffling every single episode around and playing them in a completely random order, 24/7 until the end of television

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Feel like Ebert claiming Home Alone 3 is the best Home Alone almost broke Siskel, like he couldn't comprehend how this had become his life

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@Boringstein

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@Jesse_Brenneman he should try being gad happy imo

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@Boringstein

5 months

one day, every one of these people will deny saying any such thing

Variety

@Variety

5 months

More than 450 Jewish creatives, executives and Hollywood professionals have signed an open letter denouncing Jonathan Glazer’s “The Zone of Interest” Oscar speech.

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