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@asinglefather

4 years

Listening to the radio in 1941 be like 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@asinglefather

2 years

Soup in bed!!!!

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2 years

Only the Elites knows what this picture mean 🥴

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@asinglefather

3 years

this tweet is so funny to me. What a journey from playing a character on a tv show to getting married in real life

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Kat Dennings went from a broke girl to a engaged woman. What a journey for this beautiful woman.

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2 years

Every day

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3 years

Broooooooo! I am in the dog house...

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@asinglefather

2 years

You should look at some sadder stuff

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2 years

the pasta portion size at kourtney kardashian’s wedding is the one of the saddest things i’ve ever seen

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@asinglefather

3 years

Bo Burnham fans whenever he drops a special

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@asinglefather

3 years

Shit hurts for real …

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@asinglefather

2 years

What is anyone talking about anymore

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@asinglefather

2 years

Uh I’m at a John Mulaney show and the opener is kinda out of pocket…

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@asinglefather

2 years

I was assaulted in a bodega today. New York City is really going downhill fast.

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@asinglefather

2 years

This is kinda facts tho

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@asinglefather

10 months

Check his last tweet before this one

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Gearing up for my new Stand Up Tour… So glad I found this headshot…

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@asinglefather

5 months

I went on a hinge date with someone who told me that this guy was a hero of hers and I had my roommate call me pretending that he was locked out of the apartment so I could leave

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5 months

Christopher McCandless's remains were discovered on September 6, 1992, by moose hunters near the northern end of Denali National Park in Alaska. He had passed away inside an abandoned bus that served as his shelter for the preceding 110 days, providing respite from the

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@asinglefather

3 years

Just got a time machine, fixing a few things...

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@asinglefather

4 years

My man is about to have a DAY in the replies tomorrow

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@asinglefather

1 year

I really don’t think film twitter understands that acting is a profession that people to do to make money

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@asinglefather

2 years

Shit doesn’t feel real… we were just talking 😢

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@asinglefather

10 months

It’s insane how bad this list is

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10 months

ROLLING STONE PRESENTS: Ranking The 250 Greatest Guitarists of All Time 🎸 See the ranking here:

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@asinglefather

3 years

On Twitter: I hate Ella Emhoff. Neoliberal E-Girl yucky!!!! In Tinder Messages (with Someone Who Looks Exactly Like Ella Emhoff): Fiona Apple is the greatest musician of all time

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@asinglefather

3 years

Still my favorite basketball question of all time

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@asinglefather

4 months

Rare case of the remake doing laps around the original

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4 months

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) was so crazy for this shot

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@asinglefather

1 year

The reveal at the end of this video is better than anything Hitchcock has ever done

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1 year

everyone about this dude screams, "my asian wife," and it's gross

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@asinglefather

3 years

Rowan Atkinson’s amazing journey from Mr. Bean to getting a new car

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@asinglefather

3 years

Why would pitchfork do this

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@asinglefather

4 months

Deli guy called a different tall man “big guy” right in front of me

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3 years

First day post break up. Seeing all the beauty the world has to offer

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@asinglefather

2 years

Yeah no offense but there’s no chance on earth that I’m watching something with this description

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2 years

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

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@asinglefather

2 years

This was one of the funniest things that’s happened in our lifetime. There was a brief moment where everyone though a Seth Rogen movie was gonna lead to all out war and when it finally came out it was just a Seth Rogen movie

ivan : )

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2 years

christmas is ruined this year

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@asinglefather

3 years

Seriously LOLing at this tweet!!!!

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3 years

WE SAID YES!!!! 💚💚💚 💍💍💍 Someone asked if we're always horny on main.

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@asinglefather

3 years

Just accidentally sent this to my elementary school gym teacher

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@asinglefather

3 years

Classic guy stuff. I do this to the boys all the time

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@asinglefather

2 years

Drinking water? Oh, nice. Real nice. You fucking class traitor I am so much better than you

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@asinglefather

3 years

Lord I have seen what you have done for others

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@asinglefather

3 years

Sir, the Rugrats have gone wild

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@asinglefather

1 year

You should have just jerked off or something

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1 year

My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.

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@asinglefather

4 years

imagine doing the dishes with this view ❤️

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@asinglefather

3 years

I’ve lost millions on this machine

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2 years

Lmao

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@asinglefather

5 months

Rest in peace Chris you would have loved Mumford & Sons

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@asinglefather

2 years

Tank man when he was standing in front of the tanks:

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@asinglefather

1 year

I forgive them

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1 year

COVID-19 pandemic may have originated in raccoon dogs in China: report

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@asinglefather

10 months

Why is everyone acting like I just told you that Lorde wants you to watch sound of freedom. It’s Kevin James

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@asinglefather

2 years

It was not something you performatively chugged to telegraph health or athleticism

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@asinglefather

2 years

Starbucks baristas when someone orders a coffee

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@asinglefather

3 years

Remembering the brief period of time where I kept posting to an astrology FB page

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@asinglefather

3 years

I choose crap

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@BuzzFeed

3 years

Zendaya and Tom Holland couldn't give less of a [enter expletive of your choosing here] about their height difference.

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@asinglefather

3 years

I’m constantly saying this

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3 years

This is what I imagine Action Bronson’s life is like

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@asinglefather

1 year

Kinda nice to know there are still accounts around doing this. I’ve been seeing this exact post since I was 15

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1 year

“you smoke?” me:

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@asinglefather

4 years

Nah dude it’s about a dog who smokes weed

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2 years

The Netflix algorithm trying to get me to watch a documentary about Jonah Hill dealing with anxiety

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2 years

Damn that was the first time his mom ever texted him

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2 years

my mom just ended my life

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3 years

Uh? What the fuck is this?

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Lost Dad today, the best sportswriter to ever do it. He hated Twitter

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2 years

BREAKING: Ellen has taken up arms with the Russian Army at the Ukrainian border

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3 years

This is so disrespectful....

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3 years

So excited about this

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1 year

Subway near my house is out of Italian herb and cheese

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2 years

Nothing is funny anymore

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morbin time

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@asinglefather

3 years

I can’t get over what happened today. Open your fucking eyes. They’re taking our history away from us.

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@asinglefather

3 years

One gotta go which one you pickin???

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1 year

I can’t believe she would take a million dollars to do a movie when she could listen to me talk about how Disney+ is ruining the legacy of Kurosawa

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@asinglefather

2 years

The Elephant Man (1980, Dir. by David Lynch)

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@asinglefather

3 years

Sir, we picked the wrong day to do acid. It’s 9/11

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4 years

Cried as soon as I got the picture...

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3 years

I agree that we should redo the American flag. I suggest that whoever designs it takes inspiration from this

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4 years

Just took the Covid vaccine and ... uh

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4 years

They made a nowthis about me

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10 months

St Vincent is ranked right above Buddy Guy lol

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2 years

Got her ass

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2 years

Olivia Wilde discusses her approach to focus on female pleasure in sex scenes in #DontWorryDarling : “Men don’t come in this film,” she declares. “Only women here!”

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2 years

A male friendship so strong that you start twinning

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2 years

(Just crashed my car into the entrance of a Wal Mart) Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one

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2 years

Imagine hearing a stadium full of people laugh at Kramer saying bad words … that’s what happened

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3 years

does anyone ever feel weird posting stuff like this I cant imagine being like "I have a clip for this" after reading something about a drug overdose

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2 years

Imagining an infants only screening of The Whale

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10 months

@PseudoFootball Machine Gun Kelly should be on here

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3 years

Guys trying to hook up with a liberal arts student with dyed hair and bangs when Phoebe Bridgers comes on

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3 years

I haven’t seen a film in theaters ever since I was verbally assaulted for speaking the truth at a screening of Richard Jewell (2019)

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4 years

Damn! Massachusetts friends! Act fast!

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3 years

You can’t see an NC-17 movie unless you are a married couple, a lone pervert or a rabbit with sunglasses

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3 years

Y’all really love to hate people that grind

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4 years

Two years ago I got this in a secret Santa thing at my work from a coworker that hadn’t ever talked to me before and never did after

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3 years

Just for the record, this isn’t what it looks like. I let my godson use my phone for a while

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2 years

$155 worth of groceries. This shit hurts.

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Look at that photo of the dust bowl mother. That will make you feel better about the food at the blink-182 drummers wedding food

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3 years

When Bo reminds me that there is humor to be found in personal struggle

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Damn this one blew up!

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3 years

Dating in the modern age sucks…

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1 year

College Freshman: Gambino clears Drake every time. He’s like the Stanley Kubrick of hip-hop. He’s one of the last real rappers left besides Kendrick. Drake way too commercial High school freshman: I’m going with drake because he’s my boyfriend

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This was NOT the Hip Hop beef I expected for 2023

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