Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster...
In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.
Timmy Turner wishing for Dimmsdale to open up its economy during COVID so he can go to the toy store or whatever stupid shit that little freak likes doing
you know what when I see people go "its not fair I wish I was a teenager in the early 2010's" I get it. It was kind of awesome to be a teenager then. Tumblr was wild as fuck. Death Grips put out The Money Store. It was new and trendy to be into Neutral Milk Hotel. You missed out!
I really like the conspiracy theory that Disney built a Hillary animatronic for the Hall of Presidents and just very sloppily gussied it up to look like Trump at the last minute
I'm sorry but if your main literary focus both as a writer and a reader is fanfiction you deserve to be made fun of. You need to read real books and I don't care how much that hurts to hear. Its for your own good.