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90s referencer. (tennis)

Joined March 2022
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@SommeEllier
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6 months
After so many dominant extroverts, it's nice to see an introvert back on top of the men's game.
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@SommeEllier
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20 days
She mothered her way to the second mom! Mumbelievable performomce frmom wom mom two another (mother) 👶👶🍼
@WTA
wta
20 days
Mom on a mission 🕵️‍♀️ @CaroWozniacki fights her way into the second round after an incredible match against fellow tour mom Svitolina! #BHO24
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@SommeEllier
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2 years
My mother knew one lesbian who loved Roger Federer so every time his name came up she would always make sure to say, "very popular with the lesbians" 🥺😭
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@SommeEllier
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2 months
OK but we have to accept that it's currently the Dark Ages for tennis clothing, perhaps the darkest ever
@churchofysl
C 💒
3 months
In honour of the release of ‘Challengers’ (2024), a thread of the best and most iconic fashion looks in tennis history 🧵
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2 years
This whole Sakkari celebration thing is so telling. Get comfortable with women enjoying winning, screaming in your face, revelling in it. Wtf they supposed to do, mop their brow and smile sweetly??
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1 year
@EtsyDoggoZone @NoContextBrits If he’s a keeper the zoo should have let him in for free anyway
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3 months
No matter who you support, Slams get more exciting towards the end. 2-week Masters do NOT
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11 months
The day he opens his eyes it’s over for the rest of the tour
@TickTockTennis
Tick Tock Tennis
11 months
It really is not talked about enough that Hubert Hurkacz really, for real, not kidding... closes his eyes when he hits the ball. All of these photos are taken years apart. 📸 Associated Press
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@SommeEllier
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6 months
Using the word “political” in this context is so gross
@melanie_lautrup
Melanie Lautrup
6 months
De Minaur also with the same usual answer, I guess it’s political to have an opinion on wether it’s appropriate for someone accused of DV to be a representative in the players council…(voted in that position by players themselves)
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@SommeEllier
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6 months
Iga really said “Hubi needs to do better” and he was like 🫡
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11 months
The girls need to take a hard look at themselves. What the hell is this
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1 year
Do you know why??? Because she watches tennis, women’s tennis
@BenRothenberg
Ben Rothenberg
1 year
Barbora Krejcikova completes a remarkable week, winning WTA 1000 Dubai with an emphatic 6-4, 6-2 win over #1 Iga Swiatek. Krejcikova just the fifth player in WTA history to beat the #1 , #2 and #3 in the same week. The 2021 French Open champ is back in world-beating form, y'all.
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9 months
@stanpokey the injury she was carrying was a 7-1 h2h
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6 months
this is just so 🥹🥹 this whole United cup is such a gift
@hsangelus
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@auanswiftie @TheSwiftSociety She's a singer, and pretty good
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
Rune can never be Penko because Penko says what she says, walks away and forgets about you forever
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1 month
@NickKyrgios her job is dominate + get paid 👍 Ur job is talk about other people doing stuff you can't
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1 year
@GatorsDaily ally-gators 😍
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9 months
Casper is 100% correct here, but I can’t wait for serious tennis commentators to tell him to shush because “this isn’t how you solve problems” and “it’s bad for marketing”. They will of course - won’t they?
@CasperRuud98
Casper Ruud
9 months
Bravo @atptour 👏👏 way to help one of the best players in the world recover and be as ready as possible when he finished his previous match at 2:37 am this morning👍👍 14,5 hours to recover.. what a joke🤦
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1 year
Oh. Well at least we know it wasn’t chatgpt this time
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@SommeEllier
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6 months
They screwed up by electing him and they should be questioned about it specifically and repeatedly. I want to watch them all squirm. And they can stop fucking lying about it too
@schnejan
Jannik Schneider
6 months
All the more surprising was: That Zverev was elected in the players council in the first place. That his peers didnt see that this will be an huge problem to have a player that faces this allegations and will defend himself in court shall represent and argue vs the atp.
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1 year
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@BenjaminCrew1
Ben Crew
1 year
What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?
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2 years
I really don’t think it’s that deep.
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1 year
Huge if true
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5 months
i wish i was jobless enough to follow Penko around to her matches, dressed as a bottle of nail varnish or something
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5 months
Iga rn
@melanie_lautrup
Melanie Lautrup
5 months
🚨update It’s actually 22-1 H2H against everybody left in the draw 💀
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@SommeEllier
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3 months
she said no free clout
@followdaisy
Daisy | Baby GOAT Am15a 🧱
3 months
I’m SCREAMING 😭😭😭
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@SommeEllier
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2 years
Bitchless? Slamless? Why not Tweetless?
@steftsitsipas
Stefanos Tsitsipas
2 years
@raresgaitan @GadzhiIman In my opinion everyone is and should be equal to everyone. No matter your background, gender, religion, ethnicity or race. Modern feminism has swerved from gender equality into a cult of outrage that seeks to disparage men. How is that fair?
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@SommeEllier
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3 months
If Rublev beats Alcaraz in a slam? That's headlines, baby!! If Rublev beats Alcaraz in Madrid? That's Wednesday 😐
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5 months
Do Americans know what their cops are famous for
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10 months
@tennisywilliams At least 3 atp players need to be cc’d on this
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@SommeEllier
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2 years
British media and commentators are so strange. It's either "Emma is a smol bean, playing tennis is very ouchy for her, she must unfurl in her own time🥺" OR "Emma is a fake, a fraud, deserves jail and should personally grovel to every British person her actions have humiliated"
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@SommeEllier
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15 days
His only crime is being insanely wholesome
@yanata42
Yanata
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A new article on Carlos that is worth a look. 🥰
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@SommeEllier
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2 months
I've never watched one of the Kasatkina vlogs
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
@PHShriver There is nobody to stand up for these players and no consequences for messing them around and tournaments know it.
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
It’s actually so funny how this obvious ATP chaos era is not attracting the same comments as the wta did
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@SommeEllier
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7 months
Shapo's return way more significant and required than Rafa's I'm afraid
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@SommeEllier
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2 months
Wow, really like this from the Australian Open. It's nice, it's different, it's unusual
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
Am I the only person who wants to see Iga play Muchova
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@SommeEllier
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6 months
Again with the IQ thing, the way I KNOW his type 🤮
@Olly_Tennis_
Olly 🎾🇬🇧
6 months
Zverev says he’s been ‘sick’ and had a ‘fever’ since the Alcaraz match, lost energy after the 2nd set. Asked about if his Criminal Trial news distracted him at all during the tournament, he says: “Anybody with a semi-decent IQ can see what’s going on”
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
@idolallure @smoke_nd_pearlz I mean he’s almost definitely not, that’s part of his fantasy, we get treated to that bonus content about him
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3 months
@PojdBase deserved this time tbh
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2 years
@Padonjosh007 @josemorgado Maybe some more of the guys should try winning slams
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1 year
This photo of Marta they used 🧐
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@SommeEllier
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7 months
Stages of Hubi stanning 0 - disinterest 1 - mild dislike 2 - confusion 3 - annoyance 4 - intense dislike 5 - confusion 6 - intense confusion 7 - you would die for him 8 - confusion 9 - criticise him online 24/7 10 - you start watching his matches
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2 months
It’s actually insane I can pick out phrases from this the Polish propaganda is working
@Eurosport_PL
Eurosport Polska
2 months
Tiramisu i tiramisu, no ile można❓ 😅 Dla odmiany: wanilia z Madagaskaru, biała czekolada i migdały 🎂🤗 Najlepszego, Iga❗️ #RolandGarros
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1 month
pls he bought tickets thinking rafa was going to be there
@usopen
US Open Tennis
1 month
. @BenStiller in Night at the Museum: The Match on Chatrier 🤩
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@SommeEllier
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9 months
Respectfully it's time to ask, who in fuck are these men and what are they doing here
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
@whomstissarah Iga minding her business at home getting muffin crumbs in her book, meanwhile Iganators
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1 month
Consistency is so often the stumbling block for the rest of the tour. That’s why you can beat Iga but you can’t be Iga
@HumpA_55
Earl in Accounting
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Do ppl really think bc she looked great against Iga that Naomi would’ve won the whole thing if she wins that match?
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Holger Rune could really save tennis and i don't just mean tonight i mean, he's the kind of player and has the kind of game to appeal to people who resent liking tennis
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@SommeEllier
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2 years
This is every week on the ATP
@ChampSeries
Champions Series Tennis
2 years
Hall of Famer Kim Clijsters, age 39, ripping a backhand in her 7-5 win over 20-year-old world No. 40 Leylah Fernandez Saturday at our event in Orlando.
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@SommeEllier
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1 year
I know this comes from a place of concern but maybe we could move towards a model where what women do around childbirth and pregnancy is not always open for casual debate and comment
@Strzewa91
Ewa
1 year
Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy to have Naomi back, but... 15 days? Am I the only one who thinks it's unhealthy and is creating a pressure to come back as soon as possible?
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3 months
Bruh 😭
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6 months
@francodancoo If you don’t do a no-look ball toss after the 5th winner it’s not a real Kenin hold
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24 days
Imaging waiting on Stefanos Tsitsipas to do any of that shit for you 😅 Brain rotted by internet bollox
@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
24 days
Just when you thought ATP men couldn't disappoint you more, Stefanos Tsitsipas with the disgusting tradwife recommendation
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2 months
@abysswh1spers need more than 2 for a collection
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1 year
@whomstissarah what on earth is that. the only thing it has to do with tennis is the obsession with mid white boys
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9 months
Just enough of a gap for the whole thing to get really airborne once the wind picks up
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@WTA
wta
9 months
👀 👀 Excited for play to begin! #WTAFinals
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9 months
@BenRothenberg well, too bad tbh. It's not the players' job to baby the wta into acting professionally. The nicely nicely approach has got them zero. Maybe wta should consider getting its act together.
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2 months
Therapist: Oh, and that tells you when he's playing? Me: *showing TNNS app* Actually it pings me every time he loses a set anywhere in the world
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@atptour
ATP Tour
6 months
Who is one set away from the final?! @AustralianOpen | #AusOpen
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7 months
yesss yes. Look at that difference. doesn't go on the back foot like that anymore
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@Diandra23R
Diandra
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🤔🤔 unknown / davidocre IG
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Oops I guess justice-by-clout “4 the girls” has a very short shelf life
@josemorgado
José Morgado
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Both Instagram stories now deleted.
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2 months
Consistency as a supposedly meaningful metric was used to bash the wta and build a narrative deprecating attempts at equality on the basis of it being flaky and amateur. This now receives pushback, and inevitably got out of control
@tennis_poetry
Ella ❤️ | Notoriously deported with stolen tweets
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I'm so bored of the "which tour is more consistent" discourse because actually we need both frequent rivalries and unpredictability for it to be interesting. Also just means shitting on players from both having breakthroughs when we should be enjoying the depth of field.
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2 years
@RSVPMagazine Please get an absolute fkn grip
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1 year
I’ve always said this, they will change the narrative and change back again with no shame. It is psychologically important for them to view women’s tennis as inferior
@juanignacio_ac
Juan Ignacio
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– "6-1 6-1 a masters semis, women's tennis is a joke" + "Men's semis has a qualy and a LL. Women's final is between number 1 and 2" – "That's why men's tennis is more exciting, there's more competition, anyone can win, even no.100" What a convenient change of the narrative 😂
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2 years
Why is there a man in charge of the WTA just asking in the year 2022
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5 months
The argument for electronic line calling should not be “otherwise the players will abuse officials”.
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2 months
People are so fixated on this aspect but it’s not the reason young people aren’t watching tennis. Plus why can’t tennis be different if it’s a different thing. We can still have different things, right?
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Mark Petchey
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Tennis wanting to get younger people watching Tennis also spending most of its time telling crowds to quieten down, don’t make a sound in rally, don’t pick a side too vigorously, don’t drink in your seat but you should also be in that seat continuously from 11am to 7pm…..
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2 years
@dasharez0ne This how I find out
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11 months
noooooo don’t end the point there, play 46 more shots
@Olly_Tennis_
Olly 🎾🇬🇧
11 months
8 years ago, in Cincinnati, Roger Federer unveiled the SABR (sneak attack by Roger)! 💥 His opponents were equally amazed and confused when he brought this out! 🪄
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1 month
Appearing on both sides of this list is pretty iconic
@tennisabstract
Jeff Sackmann
1 month
Iga's match today is a huge improvement on anything in recent French Open history -- in the last 15 years, no woman had won a match with fewer than 16 points lost:
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1 year
Here’s an idea, watch a fucking tennis match
@TheAlexBancila
Alex Bancila
1 year
Now imagine a male player, @NickKyrgios for example, doing the same thing…
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@SommeEllier
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9 months
Prayed for times like this 🥹
@PojdBase
Martin
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coming to collect her trophy wbk
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2 years
A fitting scoreline for the two biggest psychodramas in wta
@TennisUpdates24
Tennis Updates
2 years
ADELAIDE: Andreescu wins 0-6, 7⁷-6³, 6-1 against Muguruza She was 0-6, 2-5 down.
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@SommeEllier
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4 months
Really need somebody - preferably multiple people - in the game to start dressing like they're a superstar again. Slinking onto the court with headphones is no comparison
@christianscourt
Christian's Court
4 months
not to mention the edgy warmup ensemble... a shame she was struggling with form during this period cause these are title-winning looks
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4 months
Casper Ruud should be grateful the multimillion dollar tournament he is participating in at a top professional level isn't as shitty as a crowded student house share. Is that what I am hearing from TTP
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1 month
Baiting the grannies on FACEBOOK, he has no shame!!
@wow_agatha
Iga gra Olympics!
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Wtf is this?!🤬🤬🤬😭
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3 months
Damn maybe the Barbie movie wasn’t dumbed down *enough*
@melanie_lautrup
Melanie Lautrup
3 months
Also this part from the title is kinda sad, women empowerment and having a family are not mutually exclusive
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The footwork 🫠 She’s like a hungry seagull
@wielkietytuly
karola ✧
5 months
last shot before 3rd consecutive champion title in Doha ✨
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@mercpie The face of a man who "likes carrots"
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2 years
@NoContextBrits Pulling your teeth out with a pliers is still free
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1 year
@whomstissarah So many photos, so many videos.. I’m genuinely happy for them but we are going to crumble under the weight of their content 😩
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1 year
Train from Warsaw to Berlin only 6 hours
@MichalSamulski
Michal Samulski
1 year
Iga Swiatek is confirmed for WTA250 BNP Paribas Warsaw Open (hard, July 24-30).
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1 year
Tennis players with a mild cold: 💪🏻🏃‍♀️🏆🏆 Me with a mild cold:
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Iganators:
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2 years
CinderYELLA
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@berrettiniswife @penkostephens Wow something they have in common then
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I'm rooting for her so hard she is the only good true thing I have left
@WeAreTennis
We Are Tennis
10 months
The beautiful tennis of Karolina Muchova 👌 🔹 3rd Grand Slam semi-final 🔹 1st one at US Open (🎥 @usopen )
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9 months
She’s in the group chat, she just wasn’t feeling it 😂
@BartekIgnacik
TurboKozak
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@jazdahubi He definitely wouldn’t have done it if it was a man and unfortunately I doubt he’ll apologise
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9 months
I’m sorry but this is ridiculous. An absolute shambles of an event, a show motion car crash that everyone could see happening ALL YEAR due to constant prevarication. It smacks of discomfort with the women raising their voices
@marcus_buckland
Marcus Buckland
9 months
The players here @WTAFinals have reason to be frustrated by the conditions etc but constant public criticism will do nothing to further their cause or solve the problems faced by the women’s game. Stop washing your dirty linen in public is the message Sabalenka + Co need to heed
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1 year
When it’s men’s tennis it’s situational when it’s women’s tennis it’s essential and immutable, and when that turns out not to be true we just conveniently forget we said it was an important metric
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@whomstissarah Like her name was Thomas
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@allahliker "hahaha let's see you NOT murder him"
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2 months
Fair
@followdaisy
Daisy | Baby GOAT Am15a 🧱
2 months
This explains the handshake.
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25 days
bookies will never let anyone make a dime off Iga Swiatek
@christianscourt
Christian's Court
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they love to put Mirra in these 💀 but who would y’all say is the Wimbledon favorite? for me either Big Lenka or Rybakina
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