|| INTERACTION ||
"ALICE! I GIVE MY LATEST SACRIFICE, PLEASE ACCEPT [READER] AS MY OFFERING TO YOU!"
[Insert weird chanting here while [READER] is tied up.]
"HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
"Just got my [B]enis surgery a couple days ago!"
"I can now confidently call myself... A M A N ."
"Also, Edward, don't look at your bank account.."
(
@EDWARD_SCI_KID
)
"Hey guys! Oliver here..."
"So uhm, my writer's recovery was faster than we expected."
"So uhh, i guess his break, or 'hiatus', as he calls it.."
"Is over i guess!"
//gn lads.\\
//also, small update on the hospital situation before i go.\\
//i'll be discharged at Saturday!\\
//again, sorry for doing... That.\\
//i just couldn't take it anymore.\\
//but i'm all better now!\\
[Smirky lol.]
"Ah-ah! Sit!"
[Oliver be treating Miss Circle like a dog being taught how to do tricks 😭💀]
"Sit! Roll Over!"
[He says as he gestures with his hand holding le oreo.]
(LE INTERACTION)
[Oliver was eating soap until...]
"Oh shit my fucking hand slipped!"
[Bends over to pick it up.]
//DO WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT YOU GODDAMN BOTS\\
[Wait Oliver, what's in the box-]
"Alice! I got a present for you~!"
[Aw, it's a rabbit!]
"Alice, will you marry me?"
//sorry not sorry 🙃\\
//dare by (
@Localsquila
) 😭\\
//it's good that Katie has gotten comfortable enough to leave her replies open once more!\\
//I respect Katie for doing that.\\
//Hope you get better Katie! We all care about you!\\
//Best wishes, Scott.\\
"Who bothered Engel?"
"Porn Bots?"
[Fucking laughs.]
//context: they literally like EVERY post they see and has the description 'my [yeah you get the point.] In bio'.\\
@PetuniaReal
🖥️: I guess Engel’s just not in the best state of mind right now.
🔍: I’m getting better though? We’re getting ice cream.
🛍️: *THEY* bothered Engel again. Zip & Edward right now though seem to be minding their own business.
a-ah!~ ∆lice~ ngh..~ faster~ Mhngh~A-agh~ ngh~.. ah~ I swear I will be a good girl~ p-please go h-harder~.. AH!~ AH!~ AH!~.. NGH~ Oh my gosh..-! Ah~..Agh..- please..-! Faster..- Ah..~!! ~ ngh..~ faster... -!
( sorry...(Not)
[CANON AU! 1/?]
[After Claire's death, and the teachers finding Zip and Oliver, the two were forced to clean up Claire's corpse.]
"God dammit..."
"Well, this is better than detention i guess.."
"This is how i sacrifice my classmates to Alice at midnight."
[Shit, it's a public tweet..]
"D'OH-! UHMMMM... FUCK."
"TH-THIS SOUNDS LIKE HOW ALICE CONSUMES THE SOULS OF ANYONE WHO ENTERS HER ROOM!"
"Y-Yeah.. Haha.."
[Oliver fucking grabs Chip and chokes the poor child.]
"T r y i t ."
"Y o u ' l l b e d e a d ."
//WRITER FOR
@EDWARD_SCI_KID
MAKE YOUR ZIP SAVE HIM PLEASE- 😭😭\\
//oliver has been triggered.\\
"Man shutcho doofenshmirtz lookin ass like bitch you dirty has hell yo ass prolly so dirty even Zip wouldn't want some of that Eddick."
"Bitch you prolly say 'BEHOLDDD! THE DICK ENLARG-INATORRR!' like shut the fuck up."
[INTERACTION]
*You (The Reader) see Chip sitting in the play mat and it seems to be playing some toy figurines and a pirate ship toy..*
*What will you do?*
🏴☠️🐟: " Bwoom! Yarghhy! "
"Did you know that Chip also saw your bitchass with Claire the other night?"
"The little fuck told me he couldn't sleep because you and Claire were 'beating each other up' in your room."
"I'll always be your go-to snack if ya need anything.."
//THIS SHIT WAS INTENDED FOR A WHOLESOME REPLY BUT THE AUTHOR DELETED THE GODDAMN TWEET 😭\\
(
@Olivergetaway_
)
//i can't keep my fake smile on for much longer.\\
//i'm just gonna grab my gun and end it all...\\
//i can't.\\
//i'm so angry.\\
//i'm a fucking parasite.\\
//i can't fucking do this anymore.\\
@MrHotchkiss_
CONGRATS HOTCHKISS FOR WINNING!!
Dont rlly have any ideas for what the reward will be so how about this.
Ill draw u something that u want me to draw! What will it be? :D
Great news! Scott is awake!
He'll be discharged in about a week as the doctors said.
I'll be giving his phone now.
Thanks for your support! Me and Scott really appreciate it! ❤️
//y'all, i'm sorry for makin' y'all worried.\\
//I'm still in my hospital bed as of writing this.\\
//once again, i'm sorry for makin' ya worried.\\
//i just couldn't take it anymore after HE... Pushed me over the limit.\\
Hey guys, this is Scott's roomie, Cassidy.
As of writing this, Scott's been rushed to the hospital...
Let's just hope he lives...
I screamed when i saw him pull the trigger, i tried to stop him but it was too late...
"NO! VOTE ME!"
[Oliver is fucking TWEAKING.]
"IF YOU VOTE ME... U-UH..."
"I'LL STOP BULLYING FOR THE WHOLE YEAR."
"HOW ABOUT THAT?"
"THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?"
"RIGHT GUYS!?"
"R I G H T ! ?"
//i've got some good news and some bad news..\\
//good news is that Oliver's Parody War Arc has ended!\\
//bad news is that i left the parody war because i'm too lazy to make a discord.\\
//also Oliver is now having a redemption arc! (
@BestDinosaurGal
,
@THEN3WSTUDENT
)\\
@zapdose14
@A3DGhost
✏️🗣: " I made the perfect combination today. Get two bars of soap, spread each soap bar with parts bubbles and put them together. Boom, you got bubble sandwich :3 "
@abbiedaapple
"Yeah man you're fucked, i saw you in FUCKING ROOM 9-A WEARING A FUCKING MAID DRESS."
[Oliver shows him the picture on his phone while laughing his fucking ass off.]