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@goesonrants

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I like words. And the rain is rather nice. Roads too. Oh, and cats. He/him.

Chennai, India
Joined September 2018
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 years
Going to make a mini series with all the mentions of food and beverage i come across in books because I'm too basic to enjoy them irl. Here's "buttermilk the way you like, with salt and crushed mint" from Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni's 'The Last Queen'
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4 months
"Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red."
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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1 year
Nehra telling boundary fielder what to bowl next over: Tushar Deshpande: "Anna, naan CSK player na, vitrunga na"
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9 months
Back in my day, at least you could hate Ponting and be done with this feeling
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3 months
I'm actually a big fan of Desis who scam westerners into thinking they made something E X O T I C when it's just basic minimum food stuff back home. That's reparations, baby!
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sumeet made pani puri on masterchef that blew everyone’s minds and it’s just potato cubes with some spices as the filling 😭
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4 months
My grandma's funeral expenses came to around ₹1 lakh. She'd spent until her 50s all in poverty, living solely off the meager pension she got from her husband and not accepting a single ₹ from her sons. Today we looked into the bags she left behind and what do you know,
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 months
This photo of Rafa Nadal's wife, sister and baby 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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4 months
₹90k in petty cash. 10s, 20s, 50s and 100s. Saved over the course of 80 years from scrambling and penny pinching like you'd never imagine. Absolutely fitting that even in death she made sure she didn't have to depend on anyone else.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 month
"Most underrated city in India... shocked at how many people don't even know about it"... And it's fucking Kochi??????
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4 months
The battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind...
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pea
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
7 months
"You're going to go through life thinking that people don't like you because you're a Hindu. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're a lying bigot."
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@hinduoncampus
Hindu On Campus
7 months
Ngl…when we posted this, we knew there’d be hate comments but the level of hate just for such a cute video is ugly and disgusting. Hinduphobia is real.
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@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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gemini, stop thinking about leo.
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2 months
Chennai Twitter people are elite-ngrathaye ippo than kandu pudikareengala dei
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2 months
Just when you thought ATP men couldn't disappoint you more, Stefanos Tsitsipas with the disgusting tradwife recommendation
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
Omg just realised that the Thug Life logo actually reads as Yakuza in Hiragana (one of three Japanese syllabary) if you flip it sideways!!!! mani saar u genius ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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6 months
That scene in Akkam Pakkam Paar where Madonna offers VJS her umbrella to share and he says no, then offers his cigarette to share???? While a light drizzle is falling???? Mano is singing in the background????
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8 months
Cutest Rajini Cutest Prabhu Cutest Suhasini Cutest song Cutest SPB... And more importantly, cutest ever dance step from Prabhu
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 month
Inimel going to call Chennai people North Indians because y'all are north of Tirunelveli ✨✨✨
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Wokeflix
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To hard for Dravidian and Mallu illiterates to understand..
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
Bro is this how y'all extroverts be living??? Naan therinjavanga kalyanam ponaale thappa nenaipaangalo nu yosipen
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Bibidi babidibooo🦄
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This task was in our bucket list from childhood 🤣😙
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
7 months
"If you're bad, then I'm your dad" "Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack" "Real eyes realise real lies"
@karl__butcher
Butcher
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One-liners @imvangasandeep 👌
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
7 months
"*tha nee yaaru da Sania Mirza ku Indian citizenship kudukarathuku?"
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@MrSharmaSpeaks
Mr Sharma
7 months
Will not give Indian citizenship to Sania Mirza and her “Pakistani children” at any cost. "India will not bear the consequences of anyone's stupidity" Retweet if you agree~
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
5 months
Broooo do you know how insane your charisma has to be for fans to celebrate you scoring 30 odd runs in a losing cause.. no one is ever coming close to this level of fanaticism sorry MSD IS THAT GIRL
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 months
My dad if he finds out I spent ₹850 on anything
@arvindhishappy
arvindh🍉
2 months
My parents if they knew I spent 850 bucks on cake
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
3 months
Me on my way to tell my parents "Ramar Kovil kattina naala Ayodhi la oru vazhiya aniyayam azhinjadhu"
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Mohammed Zubair
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BJP lost Ayodhya. 🥹
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5 months
CSK players as Phil Dunphy quotes - A thread (to distract myself from the pain) MS Dhoni:
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Shanta Sakkubai
5 months
Ok, I'm going to watch Modern Family. Good night.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
11 months
DAI INTHA KUDUMBATHUKU NETFLIX BILL KATRAVANE NAAN THAN DA 😭😭😭😭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
Requesting everyone not to share the image of that guy who came to steal the limelight wearing free blue kurta top. He wanted eyeballs. Stop giving it by sharing the image.
@cokeconnoiss3ur
cheeku fangirl
9 months
Bhai mahaul to dekhle pt2
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 months
Are Parithabangal taking content straight out of Twitter these days because 🤭🤭🤭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 months
Muthupandi from Ghilli:
@WholesomeMeme
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1 year
"GT final vanthutaangalam" MSD: "Varatum" "Gill 60 ball 129 aam" MSD: "Adikatum"
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
3 years
Tamilnadu's SMAT win >>>> CSK's IPL in terms of how much of it came from the state itself and what it means for grassroots development. The government should felicitate them just as much.
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2 years
Other than eating colourful candy, what did he even do lmaoo
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2 years
Everyone needs to see this masterpiece.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
3 years
Now the first thing Stalin needs to do is not invite Vairamuthu to his inauguration.
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5 months
Simple
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abramxyan
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How do you know you are in love ?
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
20 days
Fans: "Olympics don't matter in tennis! Nobody cares!" Iga Swiatek, the World No. 1 who has won 5 Slams, after winning a bronze medal:
@kostekcanu
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😭😭😭😭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 years
Fahadh Fasil is the spiritual opposite of Vijay Sethupathi. While VJS acts like he's playing himself in every movie, FaFa's acting is such that i have no idea who he even is outside of his movies. In this essay i will
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
11 months
Bro why am I, a 28 yo, getting dreams about losing my record notebooks and not being able to submit on time for correction???? Uyire poiruchu oru nimisham 😭😭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
Ilaiyaraaja watching Dhanush & Anirudh maathi maathi sing the songs in his biopic instead of letting him sing:
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6 months
Jayam Ravi has a very melancholic voice, I've noticed. He can make anything sound wisdomous (except when he's saying suseeeeee, of course)
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9 months
Me, living in Chennai: "Light ah mazhai Inga penjutu than iruku" My parents, living 650 kms away from Chennai: "ILLAYE NEWS LA CHENNAI AE VELLATHULA MEDHAKUDHU NU SOLRAANE UNAKU ONNUM THERIYAATHU NEE MOODU"
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 years
"Aasai oru pulveli" from Attakaththi is a great for-all-moods song. Happy? Turn it on and hum along. Sad? Turn it on and go down that spiral. Raining? Perfect. Driving? Scream Kaaaatruku ellai illaiyeee. Want to think about someone? Perfect. So go listen to it on a loop.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
It's so interesting just how pacey Hari movies are. This 15 second clip has: 2 phone calls, 3 character interactions, one dramatic camera swivel, one major plot reveal that the dad is keeping tabs on the son and is trying to stop him from doing something.
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8 months
Probably the last politician I'll see in my lifetime who was capable of challenging the DMK-ADMK duopoly. Probably the last politician I was excited by. They don't make them like that anymore. Ramana is an ATG movie imo and his death scene belongs in the Hall Of Fame
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
Oruthan padatha 3 thadava paaka solran, oruthan padam paakala na poi saavu nu solran 😭😭😭😭 engaluku lam vera vela ethuvume illa nu nenaikareengala da
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Phoebe
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Siddharth on Insta 🤡
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7 months
Every ATP player in the planet: "I don't know what's happening sorry" Daria Kasatkina: DO 👏 YOUR 👏 FUCKING 👏 RESEARCH 👏 BITCH 👏
@Some1NamedRyan
Ryan
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Kasatkina is the only one speaking out against Zverev
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4 months
Watching Laapataa Ladies and it's just good people being good to each other 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
The last time I met this guy irl? 2013, last day of 12th public exam 💀
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6 months
Apparently this Shiv Nadar school is charging 10L for UKG????? Lmao my cousin started on a rant about how expensive child education is and it's still running 2 days later
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
This is the problem with "intellectuals" they refuse to believe some things are just shit because the people who make them are shit and try to find some 5D explanation so that they can then pass themselves off as "I figured out that first, I'm better and smarter than you"
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shit got real.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
Isn't it so weird that Indian men loving their wives publicly is seen as some unimaginable, superhuman thing? The bar is so fucking low in this country.
@mrs__hazel
Mrs. Hazel
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Yes God level performance and records. But to be an Indian man playing a sport watched by every Indian man and show love publicly, unabashedly, unapologetically, repeatedly towards the woman who stood by him will also be Virat Kohli's legacy.
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1 year
Dasharatha naming his first son:
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7 months
"Ithan Relevance Room... Ideas pitch pannalam, downfall plan pannalam, hustle pannalam, struggle pannalam"
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
6 months
Sources inside Buckingham Palace report that Kate Middleton is well and fine, eye witnesses confirm "அம்மா காலையில் 2 இட்லி சாப்பிட்டார்"
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5 months
I mean, I get it
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@chippdnailss
Oksana 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇸
6 months
I know most Desi men are objectively trash but I can't ever see myself dating a non-Desi. I can't spend my whole life talking in English with the person I love.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
"Ezhuthu, inimel Wimbledon jeichutu grass ah pudingi thinga maaten nu eluthu"
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 years
Thiruppiyum solran, people need to accept that women can be more than one thing. Yes, Poonguzhali was framed in an obviously sexy sort of way. SO WHAT??? Now that she's hot, she can't be actually competent in her role as a boat woman?? Why is it a sin for a woman to be hot?
@rajamanirajesh
Rajesh Rajamani
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And Mani Ratnam seems to have used Aishwarya Lekshmi's Poonguzhali character introduction as an 'item number'. Draped in a low waist wet saree, the camera meanders more around her waist than her face.
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1 year
Bruhhh I'm going insane I'M SEAT NO. 5 BUT THERE'S NO SEAT NO. 5 HERE!!!! IT'S 4 AND THEN 6!!!!! HAVEN'T SEEN A MORE ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF MY LIFE WTF
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
3 months
I'm painting with a very broad brush here but abusers try their best to drop mentions about their connections to prominent fan favourite, making them more relatable and try to be publicly charismatic to sell their reputation. It reeks of that entirely to me, it's so damn awful
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2 years
Every time someone brings up OKK, i only remember Nithya Menon saying "Thuyil urippiya? Dhuchathanan maari?" And i can't take the movie seriously. MR has never heard normal people talk and you can't convince me otherwise
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3 months
Some jokes, they write themselves I suppose
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9 months
Saw 2 bike guys almost running into each other at a speedbump. Guy 1: "Otha unna saavadikka poren paaru" Guy 2: *quickly apologizes with ✋ gesture* Guy 1: "Aiyo boss ungala illa naan phone la pesitu iruken" 😭😭😭😭😭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
The hall clock stopped running at 4:40 and my parents haven't had their 5:00 pm coffee even though it's 6:30 now because they didn't realise it. Sorry i didn't know I was living with a bunch of cartoon villains 😭😭😭 ungala laam paathu oru kaalathula naan bayandhen nu nenacha...
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8 months
My mom, forgetting the word 'Carol': "Unga area la inniku Christmas bajanai laam paadinaangala?" 😭😭😭
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3 months
Another global flop that became a core memory in India because of cable television
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@hatsunemokke
r.Hysteria ᝰ.ᐟ🗣
4 months
19. Are there any shows you watched religiously as a child?
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
Specifically Tamil movies need to stop using gun violence so much. Too many directors are taking inspo from Hollywood and directly use their 'guns are cool' trick. But they fail to take into account that the local region does not have a history with guns. Just looks odd.
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Cine Vichaar
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What opinion on “South Indian Films” will have you like this? 🍿
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 years
Duality of Woman Part II
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2 years
A list of hidden gem hotels in Chennai: Saravana Bhavan Sangeetha (some branches maybe called Geetham, making them even more of a hidden gem) Murugan Idli Adyar Anandha Bhavan Buhari Lassi Shop Dindugal Thalappakatti Taco Bell Cafe coffee Day Ibaco Ratna Cafe McRennet (1/n)
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2 years
@vp_offl
venkat prabhu
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3 months
Antha Annan annike sollichu 😔😔😔
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
3 months
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs if you're in Ayodhya:
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@narayananh
Narayanan Hariharan
3 months
UP is a puzzle but Ayodhya is even worse. I'm scratching my head over the BJP's loss in Ayodhya. They've got temples, hotels, jobs, and an airport - what more do they need? Thoughts?
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
The entire arranged marriage market seems to work on the idea of people just saying yes now and hoping they'll adjust to whatever comes later.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
11 months
"Apram this is not due to political pressure or any other reasons-nga"
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@7screenstudio
Seven Screen Studio
11 months
Considering overflowing passes requests & safety constraints, we have decided not to conduct the Leo Audio Launch. In respect of the fans' wishes, we will keep you engaged with frequent updates. P.S. As many would imagine, this is not due to political pressure or any other
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9 months
Well, well, well... Look how the turntables
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
No one does it like Oscar Wilde
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
Speaking of Hari, imo the greatest back-to-back punch dialogue sequence of all time
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
It's so interesting just how pacey Hari movies are. This 15 second clip has: 2 phone calls, 3 character interactions, one dramatic camera swivel, one major plot reveal that the dad is keeping tabs on the son and is trying to stop him from doing something.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 month
Isn't this the same thing vj na did with Tamanna in Thanjavur jillakaari 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@filmsandstuffs
Films and Stuffs
1 month
56-year-old Ravi Teja's sickening dance steps with the 25-year-old Bhagyashree Borse. And the filmmakers don't even care to show the actress' face here, because all they want is to objectify her. This is one of the most expected movies in Telugu.
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3 months
@ Strawberry farmer, neenga Ranchi pongo, Mumbai pongo, management class venalum nadathungo... Intha arasiyal ku mattum vanthu thamarai ah malara vepen, army Jawan naadu munnetram nu mattum pesiraadheenga
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@chilluvandu
River 🍉
3 months
Now that the farmer is done with cricket, he should do some management lessons internship!
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
7 months
The greatest sequence in Sitcom history:
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 months
It's called labor exploitation babe look it up
@hardeep_gambhir
Hardeep
2 months
If you're middle-class in a first-world country you're above average wealth-wise here. This gets you access to services like @SwiggyInstamart -- think Walmart delivery in 4 to 7 minutes and 24x7. I once ordered a bunch of misc things at 2:33 AM and by 2:37 the dude was
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 years
My father kept saying "madipakkam la pride ku poitu variya?" And just when i thought wow so progressive, turns out it's an apartment name and i have to meet some guy 😭😭😭
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
I recommended this movie to my mom after seeing y'all speak so highly of it and she kaari thuppified in my moonji.
@radhikasan
Radhika Santhanam
1 year
Every frame in this film is a thing of beauty. It's like watching picture postcards come to life. @mammukka is so effortlessly good. He has great screen presence but also merges into the crowd often, which somehow Bollywood actors never seem to do.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
7 months
Rajini and Dhanush will continue doing social justice movies after they return. If someone asks how they could, they'll shamelessly tell they went for spiritual reasons without thinking about the politics in it. "Why are you bringing politics into everything bro"
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 years
At the railway station at 9 for a 11:20 train because I'm cool like that
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 months
Sorry I will never not associate this song with the Vikkals version of it. SOOOOOOO absolutely perfect 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Also that SPB laugh????? WAMMALA ithan da music
@ChennaiIPL
Chennai Super Kings
4 months
The WankheDEN Vibes! Overwhelmed! 💛🥳 #WhistlePodu #Yellove 🦁💛
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 month
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@happymi_
lakshmi
1 month
When did idli become a non-veg dish? What is this idli chicken?😵‍💫 We already have very few options stop acquiring everything!
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
5 months
Ravindra Jadeja
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 month
Iga Swiatek losing to Poots to avoid meeting Penko on grass:
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@whomstissarah
Sarah
1 month
Iga would’ve got her ass whooped all the way back to Poland I’m crying😭
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
Not to sound like a boomer but ithellam panna strings thana varum da 😭😭😭 why do y'all want to connect with another person on every level while still refusing to acknowledge the connection
no strings attached but instead of sex we explore the city at night,go to cheap clubs,eat shitty food,dance like it's end of the world,sit in the middle of empty roads,talk our hearts out and go live our normal lives when the sun comes up
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
I'm begging y'all to understand that kids are a natural part of the world. They need to be interacting with the world to make sense of it. If you, as a grown ass adult, cannot deal with a 5yo in a public space but are outraging on socmed, you're the problem fr
@Lolita_TNIE
S. Lalitha
1 year
Annoying experience on brd Shatabdi from Bengaluru to Chennai today tks to an irritating couple with a kid. Their 5-yr-old boy blabbering sth loudly (of course, in English!) for nearly an hr disturbing entire coach. Proud parents revelling in it & expecting all psgrs (1/2)
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
2 months
I'm all for 2K kids not giving a damn about professionalism, but a guy is likely to get fired today because he sent an email to someone starting with "Bhai I think you have some attitude problems" on his very first day 😭😭😭😭 this is why you always talk over emails btw
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
5 years
@curlyavaa @neilhimself I hate that I know this is American Gods.
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
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@faeslily
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1 year
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
Just got a police announcement saying they are going to open Chembarambakkam Lake and release water for precaution. For Ramapuram folks, if you're in a low lying area
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
15 days
Vinesh Phogat seeing all the missed calls from fellow Indian athletes who didn't breathe a word when she was protesting:
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
My parents are so bad at this ponnu paakra thing, my mom tells me "intha ponnoda appa nalla 30 mins pesinaaru da, pesama ivalaye nee kalyanam panniren? Vela mudinjathu" BRO I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SERIOUS
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
4 months
I've said this 100 times, but "Nee AC, athunaala unaku AC pota room. Naan AC illa, athunaala enaku AC podaatha room" is such a top-tier dialogue
@Prabha_Tweetz
Prabhaッ🕊️
4 months
Hari sirr, Idhellam 1000 mark uh 🛐🔥
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
Found now that my friend, who got married in April 2021, is yet to select the photos for his marriage album lmaooooo. His wife showed us calls from the photography group and they had even texted "Sir, we hope you and your wife are together. Since you haven't collected the photos,
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Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
10 months
"Tirunelveli halwa dosai at Nagercoil Arya Bhavan, Coimbatore" is such a beautiful sentence
@jiljilramamani
Jillu | 𑆘𑆴𑆬𑆬𑆶
10 months
Presenting the most bizarre but yummy Tirunelveli halwa dosai at Nagercoil Arya Bhavan, Coimbatore. Crispy dosai filled with soft ghee dripping hot halwa and some boondi thrown in for the crunch. It was truly fantastic. #TeamFood
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
1 year
I've seen this in tennis, I've seen this in the film industry... Everywhere. No one shuns a man because of these allegations. They just keep being besties without any kind of aversion. Same for ARR, same for Roger Federer. Disappointment is eternal.
@pavitrash_
Pavitra🍉
1 year
“sexual assualt allegations ruin the lives of men” yeah fucking right😐
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@goesonrants
Non-anxiety Magnet (parody)
9 months
"It was a formative experience of my life. For you it was Tuesday"
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