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Simon Craven

@Simon_Craven

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Writer / photographer / filmmaker. 100% compostable: made with potato starch

Today here, tomorrow the world
Joined July 2011
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Shot on Wednesday, edited on Thursday, shown on Friday: we've made the most of the better weather
@HiddenYorkshire
Catherine Warr
4 days
NEW VIDEO - LINK IN BIO! During the 2022 heatwave, I made a video about the remains of a village which were revealed under Thruscross Reservoir. Now - in one of the wettest summers - I've come back to see what's changed and talk about climate, infrastructure, and heritage.
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@jakezward So you made the world worse for everyone. Okay
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@HiddenYorkshire It’s a busy life, especially when you have to cram in also knowing more than the leading experts on so many other subjects: virology, immunology, climate, chemtrails…
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As I assemble my travel gear I find I have become the subject of a Private Eye lampoon
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@RTS_media This is a profoundly sinister point of view which requires maximum resistance
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@dieworkwear they look like vacuum-packed sausage meat, all of them
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@mrianleslie It’s not under-discussed because it’s a non-issue and your comparisons with US presidential candidates two decades older are just silly. When Starmer is in his late 70s that might be a time to raise the question
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@UKikaski Former Yak-52 owner here. There have been armed variants before using rocket pods. Rigging up one with a pair of light machine guns in pods under the wings would not be too difficult
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@RachaelMaskell Why on earth are you against this? It was previously a nightclub!
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@hugorifkind But that's because the real target audience isn't the general electorate. It's all aimed at fluffing up the cranks who will select the next Tory leader after they lose the General Election
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@RodneyMarshall1 I was fond of it. Laurie Johnson's evolution of his original theme music was fun, time had not touched Steed, and the whole show was entertaining, if not as avant-garde as the original run
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9 months
Even by Michelle's high standards: oof
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Michelle Cowbourne
9 months
Sunrise from Glastonbury Tor, taken this morning.
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@HuguenotHouse @petersharding @cityoflondon You want people to live in deep subterranean tunnels?
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@tempest_books Heavens, no
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@rolandmcs Just you try running a street gang these days with inadequate supplies of polenta
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@hmtreasury @wbd @WBSLeavesden This is utterly cringeworthy. You're supposed to be a public institution. Try to behave like one
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@HiddenYorkshire this is an excellent substrate for a few morsels of cheese and I shall not stand to have it disparaged
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@Samfr Old Tory habits die hard
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@a_gossweiler @welshbuildings That's a 'you' problem
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@eugah @kamilkazani Somewhere between 30 and 40, some quite old, some modernised, some new-build
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"People have once again been making life difficult for Farage and his colleagues by recording things that they say and then broadcasting them. This, Farage has always felt, is cheating."
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Robert Hutton
23 days
"We now turn to Liars" - my SKETCH of Nigel Farage's speech accepting this year's Golden Politician award.
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@archer_rs Brutal pre-nup, presumably
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@Hush_Kit *best Paul Hogan accent "That's not an oddity. THAT's an oddity"
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@nogulagsagain @BBCBreaking He had his freedom of speech, and used it. He also has had to take personal responsibility for the consequences of his choices in exercising that free speech
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Look, if you haven't seen Enemy At The Door, you're missing out on one of the best TV dramas ever, on the subject of living under occupation. Also you're missing a great Alfred Burke performance. Think of it as a police procedural, but with Nazi cops in wartime Guernsey
@TalkingPicsTV
Talking Pictures TV
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Tonight at 8pm! #AlfredBurke #BernardHorsfall #AntoniaPemberton #SimonCadell star in ENEMY AT THE DOOR (1978) Episode 1 #TPTVsubtitles
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@RodneyMarshall1 For me it’s so much better than the BBC Sherlock
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Weird choice of words. This is not some kind of plague, it's not a natural force moving between innocent victims. It is people making conscious choices of corrupt behaviour to feather their nests.
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Alex Wickham
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Senior Tories now seriously concerned the betting scandal will spread to other prominent figures
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@beccacaddy This is terrible but I think you're handling it superbly
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6 months
Another take is that RBs of yesteryear understood the basic social contract that the nation-state will protect their property rights against the mob if they nod in the direction of the public good and paying taxes, whereas many today think they are bigger than the nation-state
@JimDemetre
Jim Demetre
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@chaedria Robber barons of yesteryear understood that their wealth was dependent upon death, destruction, and environmental ruin and sought atonement via philanthropy. Today's billionaires actually believe their work is advancing the cause of human civilization.
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@maphumanintent @GandalfObiewan Most people also don't get that, for the trivial cost of the drones, there is very little barrier to the opposition launching swarm attacks, in which the sheer number of incoming targets swamps defensive systems which were designed with a very different attack profile in mind
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@clark_aviation Happy outcome of a Bee Gee R1 crashing into the back of the Antonov
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6 months
If you would like to see this sort of thing in 16:9 as a half-hour broadcast TV show on the history and workings of Big and Important Things, keep your fingers crossed because by hook or by crook we intend to make one
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Catherine Warr
6 months
Cath and Simon do HMS Belfast, a 🧵
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@bbclaurak resignation?
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@PeopleofLeeds A few weeks ago @hiddenyorkshire ’s mum found out it was my birthday and made me an absolutely beautiful birthday cake based on some of our fave characters from our 2023 filming
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@DrFrancisYoung Went The Day Well?
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And I bet they had a lot more fun on a day’s shoot with the apple crates and gaffer tape, and rubber monsters, than having everything added digitally in post
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Space Princess
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#StarTrek It is a good reminder that, when all is said and done, the slick-looking product on the screen is put together using plywood, apple crates, and gaffe tape -- and the all-star cast is nourished by food served on paper plates.
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@tempest_books It was better served building a fighter from a different experimental research aircraft, as it did
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@Carpervert *lights cigarette *takes off sunglasses "ISDN Codec, you say. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time" *spits reflectively
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It’s mixing. Modern audio mixing has gone down a terrible rabbit hole. You can prove it’s by watching an old 1960s to 1990s movie or TV show and finding that you can hear all the dialogue with clarity, without having to turn the volume up and down all the time
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Joey Pedras
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@DougRussell Don’t know if it’s modern TVs or modern mixing practices but the levels between dialogue and music and sound fx are always way off. I used to never be a subtitles guy and now I feel like I need them all the time (and I don’t have any hearing issues….i checked lol)
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@ScornflakeGrrrl I don't like the look of that "use by" date
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I appreciate 1823 was a world ago but seriously, I’d be giving the credit to the donkey, not to the man
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Reporting the news from 1823
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A tourist on a donkey has become the first man (and second person) to ascend Helvellyn, England's third highest peak, other than on foot. The Westmorland Gazette says this was thought impossible until recently, and left the man's friends accompanying him astonished. [2005 photo]
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hearing @HiddenYorkshire is under consideration for the remake of The Young Winston
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@clark_aviation Not Egyptian but Iranian air force, and post-war. They had 18 IIc delivered in 1946 of which two were two-seaters: this is one of those two
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No, YOU'VE just run around the room making whooshy cold-war jet noises
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@HiddenYorkshire I forgot mobile phone networks. How could I forget the mobile phone networks discourse
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9 months
Almost ready
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@ChristianJMay If you had any respect for reality you would wait to see what he says rather than making it up in advance
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6 months
Why do they do this. WHY
@JohnJCrace
John Crace
6 months
The BBC now have a royal correspondent outside a palace where the king isn’t and a medical correspondent outside a clinic where the king also isn’t.
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@AskAManager Someone once brilliantly described a fox as “a dog running cat software” and it’s never seemed more appropriate
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Simon Craven
7 months
Don't know about the US, but in the UK the Apple TV paying clientele is pretty small
@TerryMatalas
Terry Matalas
7 months
I cannot believe more people aren’t talking about one of the best shows on television. #SlowHorses
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@JCAP201 @EmiliaRxse Yeah sure, the way some 60 year old dude who's been commuting in a Toyota Camry for the last few decades should have been telling Danica Patrick how to take the banked turns at Daytona
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not to go all boomer-nostalgia but it was fun when cars looked different from each other and came in colours other than black, white and 20 shades of grey
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Lamborghini Espada @kidston .com 1️⃣
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@guardian Will you be issuing a correction for this obvious legal fictions in this piece?
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@KyivIndependent Would be funny if Finland decided to retake some of their old turf, that Russia took in the Winter War
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@clark_aviation Lot of Gerry Anderson going on there
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this is going to be a rare three-hander, and our first multi-national production
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Catherine Warr
4 months
Next up.
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10 months
ban this disinfo, it's quite clearly a giraffe-flap
@James_Taite
James Taite
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set-painter's workshop, outside St. Giles
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@EchoSerenityXb @HiddenYorkshire She doesn't like to talk about it
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@WW2TV They're not doing it for the general public, though, they're doing it for themselves, and for the collective vibe at the event. If they didn't have fun they wouldn't do it at all. Personally I think all the 45 year-olds in '60s Hollywood war movies are a bigger problem
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What a grumpy observer. If I were the pigeon I'd poop on his head
@MilitaryPigeons
Military Pigeons
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Illustration of a US Army pilot releasing a pigeon to relay information back to the ground, Aug. 1930 (courtesy of Popular Science)
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@Variety Danny McBride may not be able to put a cork in it for a couple of hours but that's no reason for the rest of us to be denied a couple of drinks with a movie
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I am supposed to be curing myself of old cars but this would be a lottery win
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@richardosman The Rockford Files, because just go listen to it, plus you got the little comedy customisation every week with the message on his answering machine
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@fesshole The old one was so much better and quicker
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Not a villain but if she ever went into villainy you can bet she'd be competitive about it
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Catherine Warr
8 months
in my sleep i was like...superwoman by alicia keys...madvillainy by madvillain...."I am a supervillain"...subconscious DJ me really thought she did something with that one
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@CcibChris These baggage hold doors don't look anything like big enough to me
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6 months
Can't wait to have my wild strawberry patch full of cheeky little fledgling blackbirds again. They are so cute and so incompetent, hiding in the undergrowth via the medium of crashing about as noisily as possible while shouting "I'm not here, I'm not here"
@ffinlaysonart
Fiona Finlayson Art
6 months
A needle felted Blackbird
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Simon Craven
5 months
The full film is about 19 minutes and packed with ACTION and EXCITEMENT and HISTORICAL THINGS, so make it a date with your chippy tea and a suitable refreshment. 7pm tomorrow at , and why not check out some back numbers while you wait?
@HiddenYorkshire
Catherine Warr
5 months
IT'S TEASER TRAILER TIME COMING FRIDAY (16th) 7PM As usual, we've done everything ourselves to bring you a fascinating and engaging story about sportswashing, Nazis, and thrilling pre-war racing. This is Racing Hitler: The Donington Grand Prix.
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@WW2Airfields Another Elizabeth had a nice P-51B, and lent it to Lt William T Whisner, 487th FS, 352nd FG, Bodney, probably May or early June 1944 (shot down on D-Day, he survived)
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What Timpson evidently appreciates is that he’s building more than a here-today-gone-tomorrow business. He’s built an institution, with observable values which are lived out in the operational units
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Catherine Warr
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James Timpson has this real old-fashioned paternalist attitude to business, something we've not seen since the Victorian philanthro-capitalists like Titus Salt, George Cadbury, and Andrew Carnegie; an economic noblesse oblige which shames the past forty years of wanton excess
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@ILuvMilqueToast @TheDeadDistrict As a former Yak-52 pilot, J can tell you the Yak-52 is much more suitable for the job. And plentiful / inexpensive in Easter Europe
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8 months
There's never an abandoned gasworks around when you need one. We could use a bit of post-industrial squalor for a shoot in January so if you know of one within a couple of hours drive of Leeds lmk
@RodneyMarshall1
Rodney Marshall
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The abandoned Becton Gas Works, a location used by so many in the 70s and 80s: John Wayne, 007, Kubrick, 1984, The New Avengers, The Professionals, Blake's 7, numerous pop videos. Post-industrial cityscape or dystopia, it clearly had a magnetic pull for filmmakers.
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@TeamCharleston
Joint Base Charleston
10 months
We’re working with @MCASBeaufortSC to locate an F-35 that was involved in a mishap this afternoon. The pilot ejected safely. If you have any information that may help our recovery teams locate the F-35, please call the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600.
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@Hush_Kit Met the most absolutely frightful bounder the other day. Fellow called Heston Phoenix
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Someone once brilliantly described a fox as “a dog running cat software” and it’s never seemed more appropriate
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This is where that Wes Anderson got it from
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Brian Groom
6 months
It's Friday! Fish and chip shop, Leeds, 1970s, by Peter Mitchell.
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Big packet of chicken soss on yellow sticker for 87p, get in…
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