plzhelpme @RiscoKerm Twitter profile

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@RiscoKerm

6 months

The matching heart bad with the docs!!!!

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

I like my men mid so they’re amazed I even spoke to them

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4 months

Not to be a whore, but an emotional connection would go off

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4 months

what’s the fucking deal with women being attracted to hands?? like what’s up with that?? why do I like veiny hands????

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Dying my hair and reminding you I’m not only funny, I’m very hot

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4 months

me: dating is hard me on a date: have you ever thought about stabbing the person walking too slow in front of you

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3 months

Omg I love your vibe is it ok if I obsess over you and ultimately drive you away???

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

If you fw my account your either horny, have childhood trauma, or both

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

And for my next trick I’m going to smoke another bowl

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

gc decided on this thirst trap

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Stop saying I could ruin your life!!! I am a sweetie who will learn to perfect all of your favorite foods!!!

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

The sexual tension between me and the bowl I’m about to pack

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

How many Spotify blends do I have to do before I’m considered ran through

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

There is no sex I lied now help me solve this sudoko

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

To everyone who doesn’t wash their hands as long as I do in the bathroom: I noticed and I’m better than you

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Why are you naked I’m not done showing you every plant I own

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

I don’t do corny, I don’t do cringe, I don’t do fuckass poets

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

If you don’t wish me safe travels I’m going to die on this plane and it’ll be your fault

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Re-downloaded hinge, entering war

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Hey mentally stable people what’s it like to shut your brain off is it peaceful

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@RiscoKerm

5 months

The hottest thing a man can do is think I’m funny on Twitter

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Back on my bow shit

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Reminder that I am both ✨funny✨ and ✨cute✨

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Resident bored work cutie

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Ahaha you’re Twitter is so funny, at what age were you first traumatized

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@RiscoKerm

6 years

I mouth kissed a woman, who is not my boyfriend, for a piece of gum at an amazing show tonight @DillonFrancis @awonderland

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

It’s time to face a blunt and do sudoku’s

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

This means I’m winning

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Do you fw girls who make perfect playlists

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

color refresh

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Going out, bye

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Headed out again, bye

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

I’m too fucking stupid to be tweeting for anyone other than myself

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3 months

Whos your target audience when you tweet ?

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

For my next trick I will get this weed past tsa and into New York

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

I take sexy photos for one person and then everyone else is lucky I really really like attention

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

They should invent a job I don’t hate

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Oh 👀

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Hide your bitch I’m coming to kith her

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Eyeliner went on first try today, nobody can tell me shit today

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

If she has good cable management she’s ran through

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Smiling but dead on the inside

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

RAVE DAY’S ARE MY FAVORITE DAYS

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

A beer is calling my name in the distance… I must answer

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Guys real talk, how do you keep a roster. I need like 3 boyfriends to be medium invested in, or one boyfriend I’m obsessed with I need bitty’s to call up when I’m bored 😩

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

✨good thing I get my hair done soon✨

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Men go “ooooooo pwettyyy I no longer have brain” and then go on to fumble the pretty girl (me)

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

A fresh dye job makes me unstoppable

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

wtf this is so cute

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

@M1lfWhisperer … they can stay dehydrated…

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Tested positive for being extremely annoying

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@RiscoKerm

6 days

Guess what mfkrs! I’m depressed again

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

This skirt >>>>

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Running into your friend at fetish night is… interesting

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@RiscoKerm

5 months

Omw to the bar to find and steal your bitch

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

You’re all going to hell :/

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

twitter crush has a gf, life isn't fair 😔

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Yes you match my freak, but do you match my sweetness? Empathy? Kindness?

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Not now dude I’m consumed by self hatred

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

🤠

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@RiscoKerm

4 months

Getting so stoned my breathing becomes manual

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Yes I tweet about sex, no I do not sell content, please leave me tf alone I am JUST horny. It’s like it’s illegal to be horny

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

“I want grandkids” best I can do is a cat

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Sorry I’m too weird for you, it’s not my fault you’re boring

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

I’m afraid of relationships! So close, you’re manipulative!

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@RiscoKerm

20 days

No amount of caffeine can fix how tired I am

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Men love to slide in the dms and then be like “wanna see a pic of me” no, i don’t fucking care it’s the fucking internet

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

Pretty like the rose garden 🖤

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@RiscoKerm

5 months

Makes sure you sin extra today so Jesus didn’t die in vain

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@RiscoKerm

1 month

Yea sex is cool, but have you ever laid down in bed when you were really really tired

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@RiscoKerm

5 months

Job interview today so I have to stop rotting

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

And for my next trick I’ll make my crush disappear by showing them my Twitter

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@RiscoKerm

24 days

Too drunk, too horny, should go home, still out tho

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@RiscoKerm

20 days

I know a man with “commitment issues” hate to see me coming

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@RiscoKerm

2 months

Has anyone noticed that everything is all kinds of fucked up

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@RiscoKerm

5 months

Y is coloring ur hair ✨always✨ so messy

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@RiscoKerm

26 days

Why do men ask “do you go on a lot of dates?” Do you want that answer? Do you?

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@RiscoKerm

3 months

The attachment issues in me recognizes the attachment issues in you and we should run as far away from each other as possible as quickly as we can (you should come over)

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@RiscoKerm

4 years

I choose “this”