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merchant of the pitta

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Joined February 2017
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@georger__
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6 years
mental that in 2018 this is a headline in the same week a wee boy had to steal tomato sauce from his school bc he was starving
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The Queen is getting a pay rise - This year she'll get ยฃ82.4 million
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5 years
mental how Sophie Ellis-Bextorโ€™s whole life is funded by ppl playing Murder on the Dancefloor in gaffs at 5am
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7 years
not being dramatic but TITP, The View and decent Irn Bru donโ€™t exist anymore so is there really any point in bein scottish
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6 years
where the fuck is Paolo Nutini
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4 years
chavy hot and mysterious x
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2 years
Rangers fans from Aberdeen missing their connecting flights is so so sooo pleasing x
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5 years
can he still like catch balls anat :))))
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2 months
Ally McCoist really is an insufferable cunt
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1 year
๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿชฉ
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what is yโ€™all most liked tweet?
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2 years
Iโ€™m not saying this is anyoneโ€™s fault but that 55% of Scotland from 2014 has a lot to answer for x
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1 year
pls I NEED to know what went on for him to think he was smert
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Ye think yer smert?
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3 years
massive yikes
@STVNews
STV News
3 years
More than half of Scotlandโ€™s police officers have suggested they would like to be able to carry a handgun, according to a new poll. What do you think? ๐Ÿ“ธ iStock / Inhauscreative
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6 years
@KILO_DA_GUNNER @EleanorxNeale Iโ€™m guessing bc he was 8 years old and understands that stealing is wrong but was in such a desperate state, no?
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2 years
๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข defending creepy men bc they play football is a disease ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข
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11 months
YAAAASSSSSS
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9 months
RIP Shaughan McGuigan, A View from the Terrace wonโ€™t be the same without you x
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2 years
if I ran an account called Brogues n Beers, Iโ€™d probably just keep my opinions to myself
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10 months
๐Ÿ“ Thessaloniki
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3 years
what u saying now Jack McInnes u little gimp
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1 year
cheers folks x
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10 months
Boy at the bar said theyโ€™ve got the same stock in as they had for Hearts and we cleared them out in the first night Thatโ€™s why weโ€™re a bigger club x
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2 years
what happened in Dyce over the weekend is absolutely terrifying, how the fuck are folk meant to feel safe
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3 years
independence NOW
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3 years
Come on Scotland!๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰
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16 days
what a fucking guy
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3 years
imagine stealing patter from JET
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3 years
Another ๐ŸŽ„ Points ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
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6 years
canna believe my years of drinking pints are finally paying off !!
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4 years
fubar news affa quiet about this one x
@morayfraser
Moray Fraser
4 years
Two bus stops on Lang Stracht this morning. Absolutely horrifying. Feel properly upset
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4 years
been done a belter here fs
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actually mad that u shag sheep
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4 years
27 years old
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7 years
surely Kasabian are due a UK tour
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5 years
@MikeyBoy025 ur obvs going to the wrong house parties mate, especially if theyโ€™re using CDs
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3 years
someone in work slagged burger vans on Tuesday n said theyโ€™re for homeless folk theyโ€™ve just told me how excited they are for the Six Nations to start suddenly everything makes slightly more sense x
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4 years
thinkin bout this a lot rn
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ES๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น
4 years
Soul Bar/Derek Mcinnes: Expensive and not very good
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4 years
I tweet this a lot but I genuinely think McFly donโ€™t get the recognition they deserve
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2 years
Aberdeen FC officially anti-Tory, love this club ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
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4 years
I canโ€™t believe Aberdeen actually tricked us into liking them for a wee while last night x
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3 years
friendly reminder that if you support an old firm team and ur nae from Glasgow ur embarrassing x
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9 months
Johnny Hayes having to tell the Aberdeen fans to stop chucking snowballs and calm down could be the highlight of my season
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3 years
I might be wrong but is having a cardboard cutout of a manager in your bedroom not just a wee bit strange
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2 years
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3 years
folk saying Hedges is irreplaceable need to give their heeds a wobble
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3 years
itโ€™s a fuckin Thursday afternoon what is the need
@spfl
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3 years
When the Hoops hit 9โƒฃ past the Dons at Celtic Park ๐Ÿ€ #TBT | @CelticFC
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2 years
death penalty to anyone that suggests Jack Ross or Neil Lennon
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3 years
mad how Craig Brysonโ€™s achieved more this season after leaving Aberdeen than Scott Wright
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2 years
right, the Ryan Kent incident is mental and he shouldโ€™ve been sent off BUT not enough is being said about him wearing short sleeves and gloves, the absolute cretin
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6 years
annual reminder that the first time my wee cousin was old enough to take part in a minutes silent, he thought u had to hold ur breath n started greeting bc he couldnโ€™t hold his breath for a minute
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3 years
๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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the best sports moment of the year
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3 years
๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ me knowing Iโ€™ve never voted Tory and never will bc Iโ€™m not a fucking idiot ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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3 years
the thought of England being happy makes me want to launch myself off the Torry bridge
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3 years
I dunno where this โ€œyouโ€™d have been the same if it was your teamโ€ narrative has came from to defend their behaviour, bc I can assure u as soon as Aberdeen win anything (lol optimism), I wonโ€™t be down the Castlegate bottling folk
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3 years
some folk are genuinely nae well
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4 years
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2 years
Hibs fan in The Scotia rn
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7 years
imagine bein that receptionist doing their job btw ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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1 year
what a fuckin embarrassment hahahahahahahaha
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3 years
Illicit Still closing has actually broke my heart
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@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
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๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ "It's time for Bruce to go" Bruce Anderson reveals he will leave Livingston at the end of the season, and manager David Martindale admits it's for the best. Anderson scored his ninth goal of the season as Livingston beat Ross County 2-0. #BBCFootball
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4 years
so many festivals, so many artists, so many tunes u couldโ€™ve picked - but no, u chose Belter by Gerry Cinnamon at TRSNMT? grow up
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7 years
what r lads all about btw
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1 year
hahahahahahhaa
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@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
1 year
Come on! A big +3โƒฃ in our final home game of 22/23. #StandFree | #cinchPrem
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2 years
in todays episode of The Red Shed
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3 years
Hahahahaha
@fubarnews1
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3 years
10 minutes ago in town. Feel sorry for bus drivers and responsibility they carry because of silly teenagers
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3 years
I cannot, I with every fibre of my being, describe how much I hate the Rangers
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3 years
met the cutest wee boy today ๐Ÿฅบ
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2 years
Scotland must win tomorrow, Iโ€™m sorry but none of this itโ€™s the taking part that counts pish
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1 year
pls itโ€™s not even 7am
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@Berti_Robertson
KEVIN ROBERTSON
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@georger__ It must be a conspiracy? Lol What do you think? โค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง WATP #56 ๐Ÿ† You blaming the colour of your kit now ffs? As long as your manhood is covered the colour of your shorts is certainly no excuse sadly. Poor and paranoid excuse if you ask me and a Negative comment of no interest
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10 months
I hope Bojan Miovski is having a lovely day
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1 year
amount of folk that cannot grasp that food banks should not exist is mind blowing
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1 year
death penalty to anyone shouting for McInnes to come back
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4 years
folk in Scotland that buy bottled water for their hoose are freaks n thatโ€™s that
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2 years
bet Declan Rice feels pretty stupid with his empty suitcase rn x
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6 years
the most crushing thing about Scott Hutchison is knowing how much his/Frightened Rabbitโ€™s songs helped people when they were in a dark place but he couldnโ€™t find that help for himself. Rest in peace Scott, thank u for everything x
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4 years
canโ€™t stop thinking about this
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3 years
the way Aberdeen can win me over just by positing a bonny pic of Pittodrie is actually laughable btw
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1 year
. @ToddCantwell_10 not so silly now, is it?
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6 years
I have no idea what iโ€™m gonna do with this but I luv it
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3 years
Aberdeen fans wishing McInnes luck at Killie ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข
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2 years
unpopular opinion but abdy needs to chill oot about Ramirez, fair enough he was decent for us but his attitude when his mate was sacked did him no favours n thatโ€™s exactly why heโ€™s in the position he is now x x
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6 years
Just a warning to anyone out in Aberdeen over the festive period to watch their drinks/donโ€™t leave them unattended, I was spiked somewhere on Belmont Street last night n seems to be happening quite regularly atm
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these two things are not even remotely similar btw and if u think they are ur a mong x
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Scottish Football Away Days
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Aberdeen already having the bus ready and rangers selling tickets for pictures with the trophy. Who do you think is more confident of winning on Sunday?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ†
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3 years
absolutely nae filter
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3 years
the choice of players in the pic has filled me with a ridiculous amount of rage
@spfl
SPFL
3 years
๐Ÿ‘ Good luck to @AberdeenFC , who face FK Qarabag in the 1st leg of their #UECL play-off tie (5:00pm kick-off). RT if you're backing the Dons!
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2 months
whoโ€™s next please?
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2 years
Tim Burgess loves the dons x
@Tim_Burgess
Tim Burgess
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We โค๏ธ you Aberdeen Forever
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4 years
:-)
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4 years
mental how folk are still against Scottish Independence
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3 years
fuck the Tories, everything they stand for and everyone that voted for them
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4 years
actually mad folk from Edinburgh think they can slag other folks accents
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3 years
I hate it here
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6 years
mad that vegetarians/vegans act all high n mighty but a lot of them donโ€™t know most food places use animal fat to cook their products ?? try enjoy ur chips now hun x
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4 years
morning :)
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7 months
give him whatever he wants in summer btw
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
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โšฝ๏ธ
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4 years
fuck The Sun
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
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3 years
I have such a complex about non Aberdeen fans claiming Yes Sir, I Can Boogie as their own
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1 year
right
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Aberdeen FC
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ยฉ๏ธ
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1 year
the fact a man cannot present the football highlights on a Saturday night, for having an opinion against the government is absolutely mental to me
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3 years
do u ever just think about how nice everything would be if the old firm just didnโ€™t exist x
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1 year
look me in the eyes and tell me this would happen to Callum McGregor or James Tavernier
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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Another red card tonight for Aberdeens Graeme Shinnie. Right call?
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