While the libs are hard at work (trying to cancel hitting in the national hockey league) I am enjoying a hearty breakfast to fuel my mind, body, and soul.
Stats this spring break:
19 pisses in the ocean
36.5 damn she bads/60
86.67% Bocce win rate
4 sandcastles built
41-12 beer-to-seltzer ratio
7 “OH-IO”s encountered
@NHLAdamK
@CBJProspects
Meanwhile Leo Carlsson is probably in the weight room right now. I want a professional on my team, not some softy who plays tag in his free time.