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Definitely Not Justin Danforth

@NotDanforth

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Crosby’s most feared opponent. 1C for the Columbus Blue Jackets. Leah Hextall enjoyer.

Columbus, OH
Joined April 2023
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@NotDanforth
Definitely Not Justin Danforth
6 months
Sum casual tn
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@ChampagneAnyone Winnipeg vs Columbus in 2027 after they institute Rachel’s idea
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@BR_OpenIce @colecaufield Just make out already
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It’s only a 3 minute drive I can make it right?
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Lil long range from the Koala Kare
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@RearAdBsBlog @spittinchiclets Gargle these nuts you fucking bozo
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Thanksgiving dinner fit @heatdaddy69420 Think mom will be upset? @MarchenkShow
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@NotDanforth
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@BrianHedger Saying “beside a 9 game winless streak” is INSANE hahaha 10% of the season doesn’t matter apparently
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I will never take a tornado warning serious and one of these times it’s gonna catch up to me
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Carhartt with a fight strap is insane
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While the libs are hard at work (trying to cancel hitting in the national hockey league) I am enjoying a hearty breakfast to fuel my mind, body, and soul.
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@NotDanforth
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These bitches think they special
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@Aportzline God forbid a man have fun every once in a while
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Me n who
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Any qualms?
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@Sportsnet The Leafs deserve the Prince of Wails trophy with how much they cry
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@NotDanforth
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@TeddyBthe3rd Just curious if the sweatshirt is orange or peach colored
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4 months
Stats this spring break: 19 pisses in the ocean 36.5 damn she bads/60 86.67% Bocce win rate 4 sandcastles built 41-12 beer-to-seltzer ratio 7 “OH-IO”s encountered
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@NotDanforth
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Speak now or forever hold your peace
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@DallasStars Buddy focused on the wrong rings smh
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fiscally conservative but socially awkward
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1 year
Good fucking morning to me
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@NotDanforth
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10 months
Internship interview secured, 3k up gambling this week, opening our new brewery, boozing with the boys all weekend.
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Me laying on the couch 15 deep trying to rationalize my likes on hinge to the fellas
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Pulled up here n everyone knew u
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@spittinchiclets @commie22 “I don’t enjoy doing these videos” *loves doing those videos*
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@pascaldupussy Mogilny’s HHOF resume and why he’s been snubbed
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@Aportzline Cc: @BrianHedger is this the same team that you said “wasn’t struggling”?
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They’re trying to get my honkey ass outta bed to go play Batman at5 am. Hope they stay lost
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Is it gay to put on coconut & vanilla lotion after a shower?
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Fantilli’s just came out to Mo Bamba for his rookie lap gotta waistband my johnson
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@DeonLaisaitl Hitting that drag route fs
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@TeddyBthe3rd Just sum comfortable for the night
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@NotDanforth
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1 year
Y’all mind if I tap in?
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@Sdmfer81 @BizNasty2point0 - works at mcdonalds
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She (action verb) on my (noun) til I (action verb)
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@NotDanforth
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1 year
Just need a swimmer for our burner triathlon @RLHoitzII
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Who want breakfast in bed
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Gotta pay for Nationwide Arena beers somehow
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Let’s have a day
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Thought we could use a range sesh before we hit the links tomorrow
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1 year
@ChpWTD22 This you trying to cook up
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@NHLAdamK @CBJProspects Meanwhile Leo Carlsson is probably in the weight room right now. I want a professional on my team, not some softy who plays tag in his free time.
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Warios has outdone themselves once again
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Stroud Boy checking in 🫡 @CJStroudFanAcct
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
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I’m a Stroud Boy and I have no intention of apologizing.
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@FatRatCowboy iTrainHockey
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Anyone mind?
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5 months
BAD MAN GONE!!!
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@TheSG_Podcast
The Scarlet and Gray Podcast
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BREAKING: Ohio State has parted ways with Head Basketball Coach Chris Holtmann according to multiple reports.
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Perfect perfect into a double play groundout, my blood is on your hands. @MLBTheShow
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Bag so deep you’d have thought I was mary poppins
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Spending my Monday afternoon baking butterscotch chip brownies and hating on happy couples
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@SteadyLeddy04 Page 240 they stop showing videos and you hit the prop bets
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65c cans tonight. Might have to delete Instagram to prevent myself from doing anything regrettable later on
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@MarkTwang12 @BurnerWjp Possible causation. Might need a study on this
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My phone auto correcting twin to twink has ruined various relationships I cherished in this life
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Yeah hockey’s so fucking back
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Building a hinge profile for her boyfriend so she thinks he’s cheating on her and they break up
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Turns out he actually fucked bedards dad
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1 year
Might fuck around and pack a lizzo sized lunch tomorrow
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That body of yours
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6 months
Anyone mind if the boys hit the ODR?
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Anyone have a fun 4 person drinking game for a long car trip?
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Yeah
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@BlueJacketsPR Get fucked biz
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5 months
Just been rewatching my old lacrosse highlight tape all afternoon
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@NotDanforth
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Justin Danforth has more goals (3) than Connor McDavid (2) through 5 games played.
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50 degrees and my quirked up white ass is throwing on the 5in inseams
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“Any mild, hot, or diablo sauces?” “Yeah a couple of those!” - my retarded roommate
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Up late watching jeremy shockey highlights wyd
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Slow strokin it to Baywatch at the local Mexican spot
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@BR_OpenIce Powerplay merchant, invisible when it’s 5v5
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@heatdaddy69420 But when I take a hard shot from another dude on my face I’m shamed for it!!!
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Roommate is claiming he has a difficult schedule this semester while taking Food & Wine, Boxing 1, and Sport for the Spectator. Is this man retarded
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Need a girl who will play hopscotch on my peen
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@EASPORTSNHL @NHL Danforth must be 11
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Forgot my towel (I’m in a communal shower)
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@BR_OpenIce Blue jackets must be 11?
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@BrianHedger You to jarmo rn
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@megsxzum Satyrday
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@CJStroudFanAcct Hahaha duuude so gross haha what nature doc if you don’t mind me asking?
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@NotDanforth
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@RudyJUULianiV2 18 acts with minors, get yo numbers up
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Y’all mfs stay sleep on me
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Just a phenomenal pass from Justin Danforth on this play. 🤩
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I drew Oklahoma cause why not
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Someone offer me a goddamn internship so I can graduate
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Jerkmate ads popping up while airplaying to the tv will be the death of me
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Liking multiple girls from my class on hinge that I have to see tomorrow let’s see how this turns out
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Me rn
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Buying some oral tape for my bitch so she got some good oral health
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Just got some road head haha
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1 year
@j3ss1c6 A classic “happy Father’s Day” should do
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Definitely Not Justin Danforth
9 months
Where are the haters and doubters and liberals now???
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Roslovic feeds Danforth who makes no mistake to give Columbus a 2-0 lead. 🥄
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@CJStroudFanAcct Hahaha nice one cjstroudfanacct I liked that
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