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@ChampagneAnyone

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i am a goldfish walking through a desert — prince of the tyne

Joined May 2012
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andy from 5 to 7
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america has to vote for a convict or a retard god damn I love this country
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Deus ♱
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LMFAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO
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drake and josh 👌🏼
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it’s coming home
@TeamUSA
Team USA
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🇺🇸 with the PERFECT SHOT! Vincent Hancock wins GOLD🥇 #ParisOlympics
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i actually just teared up at this. america is so back. land of the fucking free
@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
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It's beer stick szn 🍻 Get your favorite beer poured in a #Canes hockey stick at various draft bars and concession stands throughout @PNCArena !
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we letting the croc-tail do the talking tonight
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me after 1 double rum and diet
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hello sharks, i am seeking $150,000 for a 12 leg parlay
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. @Boeing my bookie is going around telling everyone secret info about your planes
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starting a foundation that helps teach underprivileged youth how to sports bet
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MLB
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What is your guilty pleasure treat at the ballpark?
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we are truly in renaissance of retardation
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me after 7 rum and cokes
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@thewavecheckk
Wave Check🌊
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They’re opening a basketball version of Top Golf called Jumpshot Live👀🏀🔥
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im fiscally conservative and mentally retarded
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pulling this move out tonight after 3 high lifes
@TPostMillennial
The Post Millennial
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Trump dancing at the Bronx rally.
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wow. last time i order from fanatics 👎🏼
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me after 3 guinnesses
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me: i’ll take a pack of juul pods cashier: im sorry those are illegal now me: oh ok ill just have an assault rifle then cashier: receipt in the bag okay?
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me trying to swallow a pill without water
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i just showed my grandpa this and he told me he wish he died in vietnam
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FOST
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me watching four nhl playoff games at once
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fuck this just hit me on so many levels...
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people bashing her for not being qualified to be a ufc journalist are forgetting addison rae literally fought in the ufc for 7+ years and beat brock lesnar for the title
@whoisaddison
Addison Rae
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I studied broadcast journalism in college for 3 whole months to prepare for this moment
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big fan of this michelob display with a steering wheel
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only successful because of who his dad is
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they're gonna bring jared back
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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BREAKING: Subway has called for an ‘emergency’ meeting with franchisees as sales plummet, per NYP
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joe i will put your ass in the fucking dirt
@nypost
New York Post
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Biden White House close to finalizing menthol cigarette ban in the face of major pushback
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100% thought peter was drinking a bud light on the bench for a sec
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my neighbor when he sees me opening and reading his confidential mail again me
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sir it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas
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praying my bookie is on that epstein client list so I don’t have to pay him
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false start when i see a pretty lady 🤝 movement up front
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is assassinate short for assassinathan
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andy from 5 to 7
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setting yourself on fire on a friday is crazy . save that for monday it’s the weekend baby
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andy from 5 to 7
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aight it’s saturday fellas you know what that means 🗓 tire pressure: low 🚗 peer pressure: high 🚬 white claws: opened 🌊 dms: closed 📵 monkey: on my back 🐒 versace logo: on my chest 💧 haters: in my mentions titanic victims: in my thoughts 🛳 ok let’s roll
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I love seeing quarterbacks with their loved ones after a Super Bowl win
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i refuse to sit by and do nothing
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LADIES imagine this: dragons
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we get ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ pucks in deep ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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the beat boys and free my soul
@Spotify
Spotify
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my dream collab? gimme _____ and ______.
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“someone just out pizza’d the hut”
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the black plague killed nearly 60% of europes population during the 14th century and no sports seasons were suspended idk just sorta shows how soft our generation is
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"sir a second beat boy has freed his soul"
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give a man a fish,, you feed him for a day. give a man the beat boys and you'll free his soul
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a relationship should be 50/50 i give her the beat boys and she frees my soul
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andy from 5 to 7
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ive been a snoop dogg fan my entire life but hard to support him after finding out he smokes weed
@nypost
New York Post
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Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before star-studded Super Bowl 2022 halftime show
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when your AA meeting finishes early so you can meet the boys for happy hour >>>
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we need to decide on what the official white boy summer fit is
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carole baskins robbed her husband of his life call that baskin robbins 🍦
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wtf?
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greeks in the wooden horse waiting for the city of troy to go to sleep
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i am also interested in pursuing shakira
@nypost
New York Post
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Tom Cruise ‘extremely interested in pursuing’ Shakira
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i apologize to anyone that received a hateful dm from me today i truly thought it was called cyberbullying monday
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harry potter has refused to wear the pride jersey ahead of tonights match against slytherin
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bank of america app: your balance is low me:
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when the barista starts turning the tip ipad towards me
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we are obsessed with an amendment written in the 1700’s bro toilet paper wasn’t even invented until 1857 these fuckers wrote these laws with poopy assholes and we live and die by it this country is so stupid
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me: willy wonka handed out just 5 golden tickets in the entire world yet somehow only kids got them which makes no sense and also statistically at least a couple of the winners would most likely be asian girl at the bar: i think i see my friends
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pucks be like
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you can only choose one
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the fda recommends you have at least 11 beers every friday night
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no surprises here 🥱
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✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼
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hey remember a year ago when people were dying from romaine lettuce so we stopped selling it for a bit and people stopped dying maybe we should use that approach 👋 \ 😔 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ with guns 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_
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i hate how political elections have gotten
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@calvjohnjr_tyb small price to pay
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“brayden point in warmups”
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my uncle out pizza'd the hut in 1982 and the government had him killed and covered it up
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why does society tell us to wash our hands after taking a pee? my penis is enclosed in a pair of briefs like 98% of the day while my hand touches literally everything,,, I’m gonna start washing my hands before i pee so i don’t get my dick dirty
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am i doing this right
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if i was roy i woulda walked into that office with a gun
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if you gave them 1 sip of a mountain dew they would die instantly
@carolinekwan
Caroline
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2 of the most powerful people in govt:
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bro you drank 19 beers and did cocaine until 6am you don’t need to worry about the coronavirus killing you
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me getting kicked out of the bars the first night they open
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there is no doubt in my mind swifties could find that malaysian airplane
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had a vision for a pair of airforces so i had these made for me. the custom 1 of 1 U-Hauls because nobody moves like me 🙏 💰 💯 @uhaul
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not how i wanted to start my weekend 🤦🏻‍♂️
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i get to the gates of heaven god: cant let you in g, you had sex before marriage me: i never had sex, i only made love god: hahah shit you got me there my man. aight you can come in make yourself at home. beers are in the fridge
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you ever think the reason we love halloween so much is because we look for any excuse to be anyone but ourselves? even if it’s just for one night, the chance to escape who we really are is the only thing we have to look forward to 8 year old trick-or-treaters at my door: what?
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just trying to earn his spot on the roster
@BarDown
BarDown
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Crosby is out here fighting in preseason 🤯
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@DanyAllStar15 you see this?
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she wasn’t just a girl from saskatchewan she was the saskatcha one for me 😔
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rebuild it into a big buffalo wild wings
@ABC
ABC News
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$339 million pledged to rebuild Notre Dame cathedral after fire nearly destroys Paris landmark.
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just deleted every single girl in my contacts . need to focus on getting drunk this weekend
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mans plan tonight canes sweep ft. brett pesce ✅ drink 16 mich ultra pure golds ✅ wet t shirt contest w/the boys ✅ dm girls ✅ get left on read ✅ punch a hole in the dry wall ✅ aight off to bed 💤
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hi mom? can you come pick me up? yeah the girls are wearing filas here . ok thanks love you
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i need to know what that retard was yanking his pecker to before he shot at the president
@nypost
New York Post
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Trump shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks’ last online search was for porn
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when the goth waitress at chili’s brings me my first strawberry margarita in 3 months
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as soon as this pandemics over 😩
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ive been saying we need more childhood obesity in our cartoons for years now
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
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Disney unveil their first plus-size heroine in 'emotional' film about body dysmorphia Read more:
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probably would make more sense to do this at a liv tournament
@NUCLRGOLF
NUCLR GOLF
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🚨🎨🛢️ #WATCH : Multiple Just Stop Oil protesters STORM the 18th green at TPC River Highlands (via @SchefflerLegion )
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holy shit
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this is the most rockstar shit ever
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ottawa goals texts ive against boston sent to her 🤝 3 unanswered
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oj Simpson reunion episode
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
2 years
What do you guys wanna see for season 3 of The Kardashians? Do you guys like family stuff? Work stuff? Kids stuff? BTS of shoots? Family pranks?
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aight it’s saturday fellas here’s the move 🗓 margaritas: skinny 🍸 wallet: fat 💵 my fit: cold 🥶 my body: hot 🥵 your girl: in my dms 🤷🏼‍♂️ my girl: in my heart ❤️ the club: alive 🎉 titanic passengers: dead 🛳 ok let’s roll
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dipped my balls in holy water call that sack religious
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the boston bruins have signed the parkland shooter to a 2 way contract, per source
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im a huge advocate of letting athletes fight reporters
@timandfriends
Tim and Friends
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Watch Leon Draisaitl get into it with HHOF reporter Jim Matheson 😬 #Oilers
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is it a peloton
@wdsu
wdsu
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North Korea warns US to prepare for a 'Christmas gift,' but no one's sure what to expect
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