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@DeonLaisaitl

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Former ECHL Defenceman. Full time Fisherman. NASCAR expert. 2018 NSRPOTY

Stevenson Ranch, CA
Joined March 2023
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6 months
I wish a hot blonde chick would fall in my lap like this puck on Henrique’s stick
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7 months
Projected lineup for Saturday’s matinee:
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6 months
I’ve started doing this funny little thing where I follow a ton of smoke shows on instagram when I’m racked. Drunk me is sick
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The left hates that I can get all my Christmas shopping done here
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1 year
Drink up soldier 👍
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4 months
@TheStanchion Typical Goalie thinks he’s invincible… smh Keep your head up buddy
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@drunkyotes @funko_wop It’s always the dudes who bat for the wrong team that need their voice to be heard
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8 months
Knee hockey tournaments up here
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It’s perfect
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Ahhhhhh 🚨🚨🚨 Gotta love new burners thinkin their slick… Care to comment? @MearnsGeoffery
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@BR_OpenIce @jeremytache Lets not act like Ekblad wasn’t a -5 and a total stiff that whole series
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1 year
Nothing like a BBC after lunch! 🙌
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@DeonLaisaitl
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1 year
GET IN THERE BOYS. FULL THROTTLE. THEY DONT ASK HOW HOW, THEY ASK HOW MANY. LETS HAVE A NIGHT. FUCK THE LIBS
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@NASCAR @SpireMotorsport @Mc_Driver Huge move! From running 27th every week to 32nd 🔥
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@lavaxgrl hi hi hi hi hi hi
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1 year
@breckiehill Looking greasy time for a shower
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10 months
When toss in a zyn after 14 beers and start seeing stars
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@heatdaddy69420 Knuckles deep on a wednesday. The left is terrified of the dedication
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Firing out of the umbrella today
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Plan on drinking beer and watching hockey this Saturday, you?
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The Arizona Coyotes have placed forward Adam Ruzicka on unconditional waivers for purposes of terminating his contract. The Club will have no further comment at this time.
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@heatdaddy69420 That guppy Bennett can go shine his bald head in the box
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@StewartHaasRcng Make it happen
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Rate my AI artwork 🙏
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@NASCAR All that for a William Byron win
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@PaigeSpiranac You have such a nice front porch
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9 months
Should I put my fingers in this?
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@LegacyMotorclub @bluecompassrv @JimmieJohnson Real quick to kick Noah to the curb…. Should probably focus on not running behind Rick ware racing and not suspending your driver over a like
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The left is so upset I’m having the time of my life
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1 year
@heatdaddy69420 13 games of thrilling 2-1 finals and the islanders icing the puck 43 times is fun heater
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@drunkyotes This shit crazy!!! Stop teasing broooo 💯💯💯💯
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10 months
How it feels to stick your finger in a beer and post it on Twitter
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@NASCAR_Xfinity Saturdays are better when these 2 are racing up front
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10 months
For the troops. We have to bring them home for Thanksgiving. The Biden Administration seems fine with leaving them overseas. Get them home on American soil. If they’re not home for Christmas we might have to take this into our own hands. @chickentenderl5 @wbrstan
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@breckiehill @StanSchneefman might need to report this one
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@NASCARonNBC @dustinlong Imagine this thing flipping at Dega and exploding like the fuckin RC car I drove off my roof when I was 7
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1 year
Anyone mind if I enjoy my Sunday night?
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10 months
The left can’t fathom an American Saturday
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1 year
I just know the libs are furious
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@charllparkes Bounce that shit off on my face like a basketball
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You thought I was joking?
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@Basso488 Not surprised Hocevar is hated by half the cup field already
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10 months
Josh Dobbs is him. They will do anything to tear that man down but he keeps pushing through!!!!!! #SKOL
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Tkachuk could’ve just taken an axe to McDavid’s neck and the refs wouldn’t call it
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1 year
Hey @StanSchneefman tried to impress @ReportsbyWario but I guess some things can never be replicated
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10 months
Yeah I could happily live the rest of my life here
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@NASCARonNBC All my homies hate chase elliot
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5 months
After watching some of these teams pitching staffs.. how is Trevor Bauer not on an MLB team right now lol
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10 months
Stone Temple Tuesday
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@Frontstretch @WyattGametime Daniel Suarez drove a whole road course without power steering and you supposed be the big tough guy. Mr big country!! More like little sally crybaby😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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10 months
Time to get to work. The liberals want no part of this late night grind. Not surprised 😂😂
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WE OUT HERE !!!!#
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Such a treat to be at NHMS @DeonLaisaitl
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10 months
Hearing rumors @GeorgeLaROCK17 kicked some teeth in tonight. Stepped in the cage and pissed all over some poor guy who trained so hard for months just to go home and cry to his stupid bitch of a girlfriend. Waiting on confirmation @ReportsByWari0
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@SpinninBackfist Taira was getting exposed 💀
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@chickentenderl5 Does jet fuel melt steel beams?
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3 months
Treating myself for lunch. I deserve it
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1 year
Anyone care if I tap into a few and watch the new Johnny football doc?
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10 months
Sue me
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@bobpockrass Ross and Blaney tossing back some Busch lattes after some dubs rockstar shit
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@cokenetzov Bet he can sing better than Zach Bryan too
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@ktqtpie That’s cool can we see your tatas?
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10 months
I’m going to have the time of my life on a Monday and I fear no one can stop me. And yeah I ordered a pumpkin martini come at me stupid bitch!!!
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Lets see where this takes things #BecauseItsTheCup
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6 months
Dale Jr mode tonight
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11 months
The radical left is in shambles I’ve been tailgating since 8am. The vibes are so high for a team led by Mac Jones. We’re gonna just power through and hope for the best. Going to go rip a couple tequila shots and get my head straight. Happy Sunday fellas
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My taste defined in Bitches: -- Redbone -- Ass fat (Jellooo) -- Lightskin (Yellow) -- Iced out (hellooo) I'm the king of New York, Melooo
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My taste defined in 4 shows: -- That 70s Show -- Band of Brothers -- South Park -- Boardwalk Empire 3 Movies -- Once Upon a Time in Hollywood -- Miracle -- Ready Player One 4 artists: -- Red Hot Chili Peppers -- Blink-182 -- Dire Straits -- Jack’s Mannequin
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Boss just texted me asking if I’m coming in today. So I just sent him this.. He’ll know I’m not showing up
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R/Tiffany Gomas leak
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@NASCAR @ItsBristolBaby Bring back Bristol dirt cowards
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Watching Tkachuk dive in person is crazyyy
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Im developing a bad problem, its really awful. Every time its 75 and sunny this is plastered in my brain and my head starts banging to the beat of Van Halen Panama. Its like the devil is taking over. Its happening a lot lately its real bad. Ive found only one way to make it stop
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@ktqtpie I don’t like this fit as much K
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@ktqtpie Slap me in the face and spit on me
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🚨🚨 Hearing it’s a TJ Oshie kinda saturday 🚨🚨 @ReportsByWari0 please confirm @drunkyotes @wbrstan @StanSchneefman @RobertShaft5 @WigPapi @georgeparrosite @russiangas17 @GeorgeLaROCK17 @ColonelBirrion @cum_coach @ThisGuyBools @ Every one of u 🔥 🫴🏽LETS HAVE A DAY GENTLEMAN.
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@bobpockrass Bro has every sponsor
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1 year
I FEEL LIKE IM GUCCI MANE IN 2006!!!!
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It’s official. I’m having the time of my life @WigPapi @If_we_petering
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10 months
Imagine how cool it would be to have a beer with Ernest Shackleton
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8 months
Wtf am I suppose to do with this hahahahah
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8 months
🚨🚨🚨 BLUEBERRY BEER TAP IN ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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1 year
@spittinchiclets Clearly tripped him by the skate buddy
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1 year
ANYBODY MIND IF THE FELLAS RIP SOME HOCKEY?????
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11 months
Try me today please…
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9 months
Kids these days have no idea what Benoit Pouliot did for the game
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10 months
Watch them try and cut me off on Veterans Day 😂😂😂
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11 months
Happy thanksgiving to the Canadian boys. This is for you and of course the indigenous peoples or whoever is suppose to be celebrated today. What’s really getting my rocks off tonight is postseason baseball. Stoked to pack a lip and yell at the umps after I get a nice buzz going!!
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10 months
Cheers to the last race day of the year🏁
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11 months
-Keys in the ignition -Foot on the gas We’re dedicating tonight to John Scott and Big Buff Have a Friday fellas cc: @drunkyotes
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10 months
Boy dinner
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1 year
GIMME A BANGGGGGGG BABY
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@Estherbron1 Sit on my face lol
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@KingTailorGang I go to games to drink $20 beers and watch guys get pucks in deep, crash the net, cycle the puck. If I ever see a chick with a caboose like that I would probably get up and move seats… we don’t heed that in our game
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Haters are so pissed at how good of a morning I’m having
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