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irreverent and slightly depressive fiction writer,animal lover and feminist😻Don’t let the bastards grind you down😻NO DMs please

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4 months
Do you ever just block people because they are just super annoying and their nonsense just constantly appears on your feed ?😂
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6 months
@kristinsong3 @not_tracer_120 @davidhogg111 What a lovely reply to a vile tweet. What you have been through is truly dreadful and I have the greatest respect for what you are doing. Sending lots of love. If I was in the States, I would stand with you😻
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2 years
So I’ve been awake for 20 minutes and only the cat has said Happy Birthday… can I get some lovely birthday reviews😹
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2 years
Do you think fiction writers have a tendency towards depression?
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6 months
@AniseNot Makes me laugh the ‘it would never happen to me’ crowd… how many divorced people thought exactly that?!
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2 years
I am rubbish at time zones… when I post early in the morning in the UK, is the US still asleep?! Do I sound stupid now😹?
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2 years
Do writers lifts actually do anything?
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6 months
@riseofmen @FrancesBacon1 Nonsense women earn their own money these days… all the ones I know so aren’t in the market for a patriarchal controlling set up
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5 months
Writers help! Ways to murder your spouse at a seaside resort?!?
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6 months
I got a positive rejection today for a novella written in the present tense. The publisher gave me a great deal of positive feedback, he just didn’t like the fact that it was in that tense. Does anyone like novels written in the present tense?
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5 months
Writers… if you want to be traditionally published, why? My main reason is that I am terrible at marketing🙄
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2 years
Do reviews make a difference?
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2 years
What computer games would young teens have been playing in 1992????
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3 months
@neuroticlullaby Judging by these replies, I can only think that many of you live in a dodgy area or that the parents of your kids friends are sketchy strangers.🤔
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2 years
How do you feel about friends who don’t read your book, people who read not non-readers?
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5 months
Authors, do you have a website? How would I go about procuring one? Is it pricey?!
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4 months
@haymes_joshua No, forcing people into acting out rigid gender roles in a marriage just makes people super anxious and judgy and jealous of people who are free of them. Not all women are domestic.Most men are not natural leaders. Facts
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6 months
@VitMammaBjorn No one is calling anyone naive. People you implicitly trust can let you down and if you don’t have a job or your own money , you can be left with nothing, it has literally happened to thousands of people, especially women
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7 months
@emilykmay I was kept awake all night by my kitten squealing at me… she appears to be afraid of the dark
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4 months
@haymes_joshua All this quibbling about Adam and Eve and it all boils down to men just wanting to feel superior and to boss their partners around and pretend religion justifies it
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6 months
@DuckieLouise Yup also I’m going to interpret it exactly how my pastor told me to,ignoring the fact that other religious experts interpret it differently, some very differently… because this interpretation aligns nicely with my bigotry
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7 months
@emrazz And that’s it right there. I grew up in an era when all men considered themselves omnipotent and most women doubted themselves. Thank God that’s changing
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3 months
@neuroticlullaby Ok, in this area, amongst the people I know,it would still be considered an overreaction… I’m thinking it is a bit area/ country dependant though.
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5 months
@BenZeisloft What about being uncharitable, intolerant and lacking empathy? What did Jesus say about that?
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6 months
@Kissmyazz24 Totally. What’s scary is they are showing their true colours to us, but what must they be like to their partners IRL?!
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3 months
@tallowmom It was all the smugness about picking the unicorn men who would never ever leave, that annoyed everyone( other women and their ‘bad’ choices).Still need to have your own money😁
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3 months
@neuroticlullaby Oh ok that’s a bit different, but you still can’t control if another adult invites friends round to their own house🤔
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6 months
Ok.Fellow querying writers… having had a quick look at Query tracker and observing exactly how many queries these agents get, compared to how many they accept, it feels kind of completely HOPELESS🙄
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@AniseNot The transformed wife one just literally makes me visualise Aunt Lydia every time; heartless, sanctimonious and callous.
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4 months
@KaeleyT In the UK, all the middle-aged women are on HRT… I literally don’t know of a single person that isn’t! ( except me because I had breast cancer) and yet know of zero teen boys on hormones. I’m not sure that it is as prolific as the tabloid scaremongers make out🤔
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@Dixie202021 @DoomScroling How is that even legal? Is there not some kind of hate/ paedophile clause that would get him arrested?
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5 months
@DrJessTaylor This is because it’s uncomfortable for people to rock the boat… far easier to bury your head in the sand. The ones who expose the truth are always seen as troublemakers🙄
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@Nickyshearsby22 I tried that yesterday… realised, anew, that I hate the sound of my own voice😂
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@unputdownable_ @LozzaFox Exactly, it definitely exists but the fact that it is over diagnosed is damaging to the people that REALLY have it!
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@thetexasbird What benefits? You’re implying that women who have epidurals have nasty side effects… nope, most don’t… and people can also have nasty issues after a non- medicated birth.
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@HeidiHarrisShow @riseofmen @FrancesBacon1 No. I am married to a good man, thanks. Conservative men bleating about the single women available to them are just annoyed they can’t find anyone to control as they want
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@HighnessOphelia I’d say if he feels that kind of urge he has done it already or most certainly will
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@befaithful10 You are literally proving her point. You can decide for yourself, your family( because no doubt you are a patriarch) but unfortunately, you can’t decide what everyone else believes or what they deem acceptable because separation of church and state, also fascism🙄
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@KaeleyT Oh please the threat of cats! How will I cope?!?
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@PastorTrey05 My biggest argument against people ‘choosing’ to be gay is that people are literally gay in countries where it is punishable by death… why would anyone choose that?
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2 years
Does anyone else struggle with marketing partly because they find it hard to classify their book or books into exact genres? 🙄
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5 months
@SpiritedSparr0w @peeppeeparoo No one goes into a marriage positive that the other person will leave, but you never know, it is never impossible… the SAHM is in a vulnerable position without her own money however you look at it
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@bdk1521 I’d say that women being ‘uppity’ and ‘not knowing their place’ is a pet hate of most MAGAs😂
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4 months
I just made the cutest discovery: I was reading a few paragraphs aloud, to see if they made sense, which I never normally do, when the kitten chirped and settled down next to me, purring. She likes being read to!😻
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@ljhanson_writes I am sorry that he doesn’t support you, that is unfair. All writers struggle, all artists too, it is part of the process. I am guessing he is not creative but he should still be supporting you. It is part of the marriage deal😻
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@WomnOfValor Yup it’s really not great for men either because it puts the burden of all the finances squarely on their shoulders if the wife is told she can’t work! I honestly do not know any men who would want that!
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@N8turewitch @neuroticlullaby At 13? No. I would be trusting the parents whose house she is at.If I didn’t trust them she would not be there.I cannot police the social life of other adults. That is weird tbh.
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@WomnOfValor The whole thing is total misogynist nonsense. Women should wear whatever they want, just like men do
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@JadeK526 Exactly… an observation reinforced by the fact that the vast majority of their supporters are men😂
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2 years
@sorryitsrachel Don’t!! Use it as a down payment for a flat or something else! The idea is that you make money from writing,not the other way round🙄Also, I wouldn’t make that kind of announcement on social media😁
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@motherpilled Almost nobody has a ‘strengthened pelvic floor’ post pregnancy😂A huge percentage of women become incontinent and for some it never goes away
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@JessPected I agree. What sort of person would insist on sex from someone who doesn’t want it, WTF
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@JamieRenwick Is this about my Google search?
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@harmonizedgrace Ah yes , let’s also go back to women being unable to get a bank account without her husband’s approval🙄
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@XianJaneway Yup! Heard of so many cases!! So happy about this vaccine
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@harmonizedgrace No because many women do work AND do everything at home. It can be utterly exhausting
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@harmonizedgrace Can’t have it both ways… if our husbands are lord and master of us then the very least they can do is be responsible for our sins😂
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2 years
What is the most boring job ever? I’ll go first… exam invigilating🤪
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7 months
@godlywomanhood Abuse is not only physical. If a woman is constantly belittled and coercively controlled by her husband and her children are witnessing this, it is bad for her but also it is teaching them to mimic a toxic mode of behaviour.
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@daringlucile @motherpilled Exactly…. Loads of women are utterly and completely traumatised by unmedicated births. If that’s what you want for yourself, fine, but do not force it on others as some trumped up moral/ religious obligation, that is just nasty
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@TheMuppetPastor @ApplauseSv @TEStoneWrites The original post mentioned ‘romance novels’ not specifically smut, and many of them are just sweet. Either way good luck to anyone telling me what I’ m ‘allowed’ to read😂
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@LukeInAmerica @AniseNot That’s very sad and would have been much sadder for you had you not had your own money to fall back on, it is only that point we’re discussing: people having their own money😁
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@mamba85218264 @HeidiHarrisShow @riseofmen @FrancesBacon1 Literally could not care less what you believe
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2 years
@Nickyshearsby22 My self pub is not professionally edited and I haven’t had any negative feedback about the editing. I was an English teacher though, hopefully my grammar is passable😹
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@godlywomanhood Wow poor kids, how to destroy all the wonder and magic of childhood in one fell swoop
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2 years
I have made some comments against a powerful right wing church on a neighbourhood forum… if I disappear suddenly…😳🤪😬
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4 months
I went to a writing group IRL today. It was awesome and honestly imbued me with confidence. Anyone else been to a real life writing group?
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@Eric_Conn Your views are unimportant and irrelevant. Just stop.
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@Prolife_Sam How are we ‘confused’? I’ve been a SAHM and now I work because I get bored at home. It’s not super hard to understand. You want to be entirely dependant on your husbands and other women don’t.
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@igobyvegas @jordanRKirk @RenOfMen Honestly, those young girls look like they’re having a blast and couldn’t care less what anyone thinks, least of all conservative men. Which is exactly what riles the theobros up the most… not being heard😂
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2 years
Ok crime writer friends… what condition would a body be in after 3/4 days in cold water( not frozen)?😁
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2 years
When you would like to type up your handwritten manuscript😁
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@godlywomanhood Monetised account for misogynistic men. God is nowhere to be seen here
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@TudorChick1501 It’s not anti-Americanism, it’s racism, defo
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@Lily_Warrior @poysea Yup, I don’t understand why women do that to themselves! So many of the men are pompous and sanctimonious and the women have to ‘submit’… it makes my skin crawl
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@emilykmay @Sondra_Rose5 I think all women should be financially independent because no one knows what’s going to happen and as you said yourself, you are really vulnerable. Your own credit card, your own savings at least
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2 years
What is it with the one star ratings( no review),it’s just like a stranger throwing a rotten egg at your window and running off
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5 months
Fellow writers, how many of you are depressive or struggling with other mental health conditions?
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6 months
@WhyRWeHere99 I help😂Also they will imprison all the feminists and anyone with dissenting views. All the women will have long hair and seven hundred kids, the men will be bearded, their expressions sanctimonious and smug
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@cantaloop888 @mikepantile @marshalldukat Because OnlyFans is the only alternative to the Handmaid’s Tale? ! There is a middle ground… intelligent, independent young women with a good job… super common phenomenon🙄
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@KaeleyT Women should never be financially dependant on a man for precisely this reason, otherwise they are trapped should things go wrong. It’s such an obvious concept, I am amazed that anyone even debates it
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@DeberryDenise People are worryingly engaged😂
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@Tyler1985415749 @mikepantile Wow an actual dictator in the wild
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@RoCa74394915 It tends to be the same white men who have that suspicion 😂
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@_nomadic_soul @LizCharlotteG Exactly, I don’t understand how this misogynist fundamentalism can be anything other than damaging to women and enabling of abuse
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@BasedZillenial Also being a woman, speaking, owning cats, breathing, being educated, being on twitter…. There is no end to it😂😂😂
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2 years
Anything similar to a golf club in size/ shape and metal, which could be used as a weapon?!
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2 years
@jodyjsperling I have self- published one short mystery but wish I hadn’t because apparently that sabotages all future efforts to find traditional publishers for my other books. It is the marketing which I struggle with
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@Lily_Warrior @poysea Yup also rapid hate against ‘feminism’ obviously viewed as a huge threat!!
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@WomnOfValor That’s what I have to say
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2 years
Does anyone know how long Amazon usually take to post reviews?!
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@mrsdobbins_ It’s not a moral issue, there is nothing immoral about being cosy and comfortable in bed and watching TV… but streaming and phones everywhere make it a moot point
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2 years
Mainly all I’ve eaten is chocolate today
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@Lily_Warrior @poysea Wow! I am in the UK where it is not as prevalent, but I feel like I have lost one particular friend to the one evangelical church in the area and their misogyny and greed astounds me
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@godlywomanhood The Christian side sounds miserable. Also feminists don’t raise their daughters to ‘fornicate’, you can have morals and not be a Christo Fascist, most people do
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@RevKimWChafee For the love of God, I sincerely hope this man does not have daughters😬
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@riahthelee I don’t complain. I recall many hours of boredom interspersed with reading any books I could get my hands on. Yes, of course reading is great, it’s my favourite activity but I love that my kids have a choice now.
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