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2 years

My dad’s ashes are in my car right now. I’m not okay.

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2 years

What if Peter Pan was the bad guy who kidnapped kids and Hook was just trying to stop him?

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1 year

I have a job interview later and I’m freaking out a little. It came out of nowhere, one of those coincidences in life that seem to perfect to ignore. Fingers crossed for me? 💕

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3 months

While we’re at it, what is this tool and what do you use it for? I have one and I can’t remember when or why I got it.

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1 year

Do you ever refrain from liking someone’s tweets so you don’t seem obsessed with them but you actually are 100% obsessed* with them? * in a friendly, not unhinged way

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2 years

Would you take your kids to a (very mild) punk concert if they asked? Asking for a friend.

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9 months

Serious question: how do people not feel like something horrible is about to happen all the time?

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2 years

I hope both sides of your pillow are cold.

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2 years

Felt cute, will delete at the first creepy comment. Also, last day of work, I’m almost free 🎉

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2 years

Been having a hard time, mentally and emotionally. I’m feeling scared, lonely and hopeless. There’s no real reason for me to feel like this, but my brain decided we’re in panic mode just because, and coping is quite hard right now. My brain sucks.

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9 months

In Rome we have this thing called ‘Spaghettata di mezzanotte’, literally midnight spaghetti. It doesn’t matter if it’s late or what recipe we use, the spaghettata di mezzanotte is a staple during late nights spent with friends. And I think it’s beautiful.

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1 year

Writers retreat anyone? I’ll bring the wine.

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1 year

These jeans are 🥰 Sorry for the mess in the back, I’m baking bread and focaccia for the kids’ school snacks 😊

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2 years

You know when they say you shouldn’t go grocery shopping if you’re hungry? Well, they’re right 🙈

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2 years

Can you still do a forward roll?

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2 years

I’m not feeling seen today. Where have all my people gone? ☹️

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2 years

My sweet Ciuzza died in my arms today after spending the past 16 years with me. I already miss her.

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2 years

OnlyFans, but it’s just me cooking my favorite foods while blabbing about all the wild animals I wish I could pet and how that could kill me.

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2 years

Having a toothache is a valid reason to spend the whole morning on the couch, right?

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2 years

The husband cooked tonight. I’m happy to report we’re all still alive. So far.

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1 month

This will forever be my best photo. I’m in love.

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1 year

Well, I’m not a doctor… 😅

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10 months

Dudes, is this true?

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10 months

This made me cry. Gentlemen, some of us are here and we’re listening. Reach out, ok? ♥️

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2 years

*Enters password* Wrong password, try again *Changes password* New password can’t be the same as old password 🙄

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1 year

Am I flirting shamelessly with a producer because I want them to buy my screenplay? Yes. Am I ashamed of it? Fuck no, I don’t wanna go back to work 😅

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10 months

I’m deactivating for a little bit. I’m okay, just very stressed for the house situation and I don’t feel like engaging/peopling. Love you all, folks. See you in December ❤️

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2 years

I’ve been setting up my Twitter Circle for a couple of days now and hey, I don’t think I’ve ever talked with more than half of the people following me ☹️ Don’t be shy, say hi! I’m curious to know you all 💕

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9 months

This is silly and it makes me laugh a lot, but I hope you all know what dihydrogen monoxide is by now 💕

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5 months

Cultural question ^_^ When dating someone do you have to make it clear that you want it to be exclusive or is it kind of a given?

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2 years

I know I always talk about the same stuff —perks of being old, thanks— but hey, look at what my daughter did! It is an actual homework for her art class and I love it! You can also hear my awful attempt at dubbing the monster 😂

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1 year

Cake it is. I swear I only had one slice 😂

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2 years

Friday vibes. I’m making pasta, who wants some? 😄

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2 years

Veganuary, day 8. Beyond burger and stuff 😋

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2 months

Have you ever touched a dead body?

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1 year

Wow. A lot of new followers 😱 Hi! Quick recap: I’m autistic and vegan. I talk a lot about music, food, my family and mental health. I believe instruction and healthcare should be accessible to everyone and dream of a world where nobody tries to harm others.

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1 year

Happy Birthday to me ^_^