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@daringlucile
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reposting this for new followers! i enjoy making observations on here about mainstream politics, but in reality, esp in light of new circumstances in national politics, it’s worth mentioning up front that i support neither democrats nor republicans. no war but class war. 🤍
@daringlucile
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hiiii if you’re a new friend, i’m so happy to have you/know you, but you should probably know up front that i’m an ardent communist who writes long threads about the inevitable death of american empire. much love 😘🤍
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@daringlucile
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this is, perhaps, the most quintessentially Twitter thing i’ve ever experienced firsthand on here lmfao
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@daringlucile
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@SaeedDiCaprio i mean, damn, you honestly did the restaurant a favor here. that guy’s their most loyal customer now lmao
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@daringlucile
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@wedge_shaped wth a place that sells coffee but you’re NOT allowed to poop is diabolical 😭
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@daringlucile
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not to be That Guy, but this looks like it generates a huge amount of unnecessary plastic waste
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Yes, I’m glad you asked. Americans put soy sauce in pouches that tear open and lose half the sauce. Australians have soy sauce fish, which is correct.
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@daringlucile
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computer, ENHANCE this photo of @Timcast doing a totally real ollie
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@daringlucile
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@shitpost9000 @gldivittorio that’s truly the heart/root of it. they place so much emphasis on superficial physical traits but there are plenty of guys who DO have those qualities still too scared to approach women. 95% of attraction is based on confidence & charisma
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@daringlucile
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HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT
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@daringlucile
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this fucking website … i just can’t quit u ……
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@daringlucile
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@brilliantshane 24??? he shoulda be in the club
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@daringlucile
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the fact that i even had to read an opinion this dumb should be considered a hate crime against me, personally.
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@daringlucile
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@fuckingnerd NICE TRY, BRO. i actually *invented* hanging out back in the 90’s but, uhhh, good luck with your thing (i guess)
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@daringlucile
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@li_dawei98 yeonmi: *insane giggling followed by nonsense* white guy: woooooOOOOwww
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@daringlucile
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@jamieloftusHELP i really the like girl whose dad makes a weekly agenda for conversation with his beer buddies.
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@daringlucile
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@aaronsibarium celebrating the death of a man responsible for the deaths of millions of innocents across the globe does not, in fact, make me a bad person. would being glad about hitler dying make me a bad person?
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@daringlucile
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@GoodReddit she was lettin the intrusive thoughts win that day
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@daringlucile
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@billybrizzle420 the ‘lucky cig’ is sacred lore that is passed down from dirtbag to dirtbag.
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@daringlucile
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@RightWingCope they should program a feature for community notes to follow people around twitter who consistently lie. imo, this note should pop up every single time dude does a tweet.
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@daringlucile
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@SenTomCotton excuse me, mr. cotton, sir — i have not yet received my free crackpipe. when can i expect this
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@daringlucile
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my most misandrist belief is that all men LOVE to go to the grocery store with no agenda. no plan, no inventory of household items, no list. no thoughts, just taking a little trip??? inexplicable, irresponsible behavior
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getting bored enough to go to the grocery store for no reason
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@Scoobydouchebag no wait …. i actually kinda fuck with this
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@obiwormkenobi she is a HERO she had her friend post an update FROM JAIL.
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@daringlucile
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@SteakFrankhouse @hum_dunkin yeah for sure right. the concrete didn’t look all that set. 90% chance of animal abuse for the purposes of content farming
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@daringlucile
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@emptytesticles that’s wild. 😭 it’s literally this meme
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@daringlucile
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@vanillaopinions NAME NAMES i want to listen to a literal shitshow (shitcast?)
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@daringlucile
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@beatonna thy cheese drawer doth runneth over
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@daringlucile
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@nickhasthoughts are they …. are there tiny people in those cars … is everyone in boston extremely tiny …
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@lachancenaomi27 h-man 😭 she gave him a nickname, cuz they’re good like that
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@daringlucile
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@thereisnojayjay who wants a man who can run an 8 minute mile? i may need to outrun him someday
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@daringlucile
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@aanand me, at the marathon: i see u like running 😏
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@daringlucile
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@escapefrommelos ummm, i’m sorry that happened, but i don’t think that’s what it felt like. i think you are being melodramatic. (speaking as someone who has actually been raped, and knows what it feels like.)
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@daringlucile
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@IterIntellectus @melex2001 what if there’s complications during the home birth and the mother and baby’s lives are at risk? it’s pretty common.
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@daringlucile
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@SaeedDiCaprio wow, i am paying a tension
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@daringlucile
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@nellaf really? cuz it seems like you were an massively abusive piece of shit. anyway i wish nothing but the worst for you. a curse upon your lineage of 1000 generations, etc. k bye
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@GoodReddit i am sobbing, he misses his brother 😭
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@carpeangela this is honestly one of the most vexing problems in my life. on the couch? zen-like. practically drifting away. in the bed? anxiety. regret. staring at the back of my eyelids for literal hours.
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@daringlucile
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@AllezLesBoulez @diplomattitude when the professional arms dealers are out, you know it’s fucking horrific
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@daringlucile
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@schizarella this is very mean. it is not child abuse. i am begging y’all to understand what child abuse actually means. it does NOT mean your big brother being mean to you.
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@awildmaxdisapp1 not for sale, infantile male sperm, never used.
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@SAMOYEDCORE every time i see one of this dude's tweets i feel like i'm getting an extreme crash course in atypical sociology
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@daringlucile
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@grillpill_ i genuinely couldn’t believe how long they just stood there looking at it 💀
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@daringlucile
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@ULTRAGLOSS & i never wanted anything from you except everything you had & what was left after that, too oh
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@zandapheri SHOUTOUT TO THE PROLETARIAT … gotta be one of my favorite classes fr ..,
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@itsmariannnna me, from now on, every time i deliver a hard truth: so just think about that … ok?
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@daringlucile
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OH MY GOD, i forgot to include the best part! the caption:
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@daringlucile
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@CorrodedParadox pretty good for someone with 12 followers
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@shaun_vids the trump team endorses this message
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@okimstillhungry “he said with a clint eastwood gaze” is delightful
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@daringlucile
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@sophiefernley i think you’ve lost the plot. she didn’t expose anyone — she’s just posting about her life. i scrolled through your feed and you seem to be doing the same thing. if you take issue with her language, that’s one thing, but you are mad she’s anonymously posting personal experiences?
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@shaun_vids ‘yeah, i just really really love the status quo and hate improving materials conditions for people’
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@daringlucile
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@liminalsnake i weirdly kind of respect the sheer dedication to being a Hater, tbh.
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@MNateShyamalan wtf?? it’s literally the best part of the song. how do u even know u’re stuck on a feeling unless u hear that sweet oogachaka
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@daringlucile
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@max77sabers @ericlaw this is not ‘dirty.’ it’s dirty that ms tries to force all users to use the worst, most ad-laden, barely usable browser in existence
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@daringlucile
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@esjesjesj i am losing my mind over this. my brain cannot truly or fully process it. she only showers once every 10 days??? i didn’t even go that long without a shower when i was in the hospital. and this is two years in a ROW, no less?!?!
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@daringlucile
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@chaotic_sub ah, i see someone likes to date within the workplace
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@daringlucile
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@aquaimperium8 the duality of man
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@jamieloftusHELP omg this one’s old but mitt romney’s twitter alt. pierre delectoooo
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@kristy_clueless AWHAAAAAAWLM
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@vanillaopinions omg this!!! keep big government OUT *hiccup* OF MY BUSINESS
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@daringlucile
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@violentfeminist damn i was hoping u gave him a mean right hook or something. very mature of you, nonetheless!
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@whitest_injera executing louis xiv was pretty dope
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@latkedelrey women helping women. we love to see it!!
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@bellykachman not all heroes wear capes
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muting this — much love & appreciate the well wishes!! 🤍😘
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@CSMFHT man-on-man friendship
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@motherpilled respectfully disagree … if mom & baby are both healthy, epidurals are low risk. i gave birth fully unmedicated twice and found the experience traumatic. i cried & asked to go home. when i wanted to hold my newborn and be happy, i had to deal with excruciating afterbirth pain
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@daringlucile
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my point is that these fish use way more plastic per container than the little baggies, and the vast majority of them will end up in landfills. only 5% of all plastics actually get recycled into something else. this is not a fucking secret. use your brains ffs.
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@RightWingCope omg a hit tweet. follow the acct
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@unfakeduser @DAVIDPLEASESTOP wait on purpose though
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@SwampCommunist i would simply do a little snip snip
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@Gryffix it’s so BIG BROTHER can WATCH u and TRANS ur CHILDREN (i think)
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@daringlucile
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this has gone a little further than i anticipated, and i can’t reply to every comment, so i just want to say thank you all again for all of the congratulations. everyone’s support & encouragement seriously means the world to me. love you all 🤍
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@ContraPoints in my mind, as an ML, the goal of the anti-electoralist left is to organize & educate the working class so that, when revolutionary conditions arise, a strong & large cadre of class-conscious citizens can build a better system. the goal is not to work within the existing system
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@daringlucile
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@sadderlizards okay, but like … what’s a little MORE credit card debt gonna do??
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@gwenstacying i will never ever for the rest of my life be free of this one. #neverforget the shrek blowjob
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@bexual_healing plus office social outings are gonna be so fun!!
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@epicbirdguy1 @Forever_Wario interesting! looking into this
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@violentfeminist so … what happened???
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@jestingtime it depends on the CONTEXT and maybe i DO 😤
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@BriocheWindows yeah!!! i hate adjectives!!! >:( describing stuff is the worst!
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@Anthonysmdoyle that’s also untrue lol
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@Devon_OnEarth an 81 year old with dementia and a 77 year old who also has dementia, to be quite honest
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@fatfabfeminist my oldest daughter is REALLY into this series recently. she read all the books too. we were watching the movies and they’re truly so bad, but she’s totally enraptured. then it hit me like, ‘of COURSE — these are made for 12yr old girls’
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@TylerPaulUtt1 @Timcast “sorry tim, i’m unable to fulfill that request :(“
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@SuspectFed the hands are always a dead giveaway. there’s also a particularly unrealistic smoothness in the faces of all these ai-generated photos.
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@tlstgrlnthwrld horrible. can you imagine running your fingers through that? the texture would be sorta crispy, but your hands would come out greasy …. 🤢
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i told my husband the other day about how the CIA played the meow mix jingle as part of its interrogation techniques & i know he’s been stewing on that, bc he just turned to me and said, “the song that would break me as a CIA prisoner is ‘happy’ by pharrell williams.”
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@daringlucile
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@tashcoug two terrible people in cahoots. many such cases
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FIRST TRY, NO WARM UP LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO 🤍
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@lukeisamazing OBVIOUSLY this one
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@nise_yoshimi twitter user summarizes every murakami book ever written
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@generalslug literally how. how would the dentist know
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@twinkdefcon yeah except it includes beer now and that fucking rules
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@Westhoefen it’s the cheese lobby. Big Parma
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@finngalkn @DrPragyaAgarwal this is it. i have DEVELOPED a high tolerance simply because messages about my pain have been deeply confusing and psychologically harmful to the point that i have hidden or minimized it. i wish i did not learn to tolerate extreme pain. i wish to no longer experience it at all.
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@slimegirlmarx2 @zlingerrr i could do this, but only because i’ve been drawing for many years. strong mental visualization != strong artistic rendering skills.
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@daringlucile
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@AIINazis lol, reminds me of this:
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@ettingermentum so Helpful, this will certainly stop the israeli bombing campaign that is killing hostages in huge numbers
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