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Lina
4 months
@RoCa74394915 @godlywomanhood Something tells me they have to justify non-consensual acts as acceptable in order to not feel violated by the person who is supposed to love & honor them most. Coercive sex & marital rape is a huge, huge problem in the Evangelical church bc sex is a right & submission is holy
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@ElonSavedTwit @emilykmay Having children literally has a high chance of death. And I’ve gone hungry for the sake of my children and would again. You fail to see that women love their families fiercely and every bit as sacrificially as you claim all men do
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9 months
I was told I’ll probably need a negative pregnancy test given at the infusion center for each of the 8 Tepezza infusions. Reader, I had my fallopian tubes removed in 2021.
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Can all GP surgeries please stop treating women like morons and asking them to explain how they know they’re not pregnant. This question fucks me off big time. I know I’m not pregnant, that should be answer enough. 🙄🙄
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2 years
@DarrenMays11 The fact that you think tampons are sexual, and you’re worried about your DAUGHTER’s sexuality screams groomer so, SO much more than a school offering a variety of menstrual products that suit different bodies and their needs.
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2 years
@MyGardenLady @deetmate Covid often leads fo subsequent infections. Afterwards for a year or longer, it lowers your immunity making you susceptible to other infections. Antibiotic needed. Factories where antibiotics are made have rolling outbreaks and shipping too.
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2 years
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2 years
@KaufmanBooks @hannahschaef This is so rife in TheChurch. Like, do you want your kids growing up thinking THIS Is what marriage looks like? I have a friend who is a CFO;does all the laundry, 90% of the cleaning, meal planning, grocery pick up &cooking. Her hus expects sex every other day. She wont leave
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1 year
@babbymd I hope Eloise throws up and freebleeds all over his bed before she leaves him🤷🏻‍♀️
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3 years
@POTUS I got vaccinated today. Thank you for all your hard work Mr President
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2 years
@the_nerd_skull Autistic twitter is making me question my whole life
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2 years
@AubryAndrews He DRAGGED HER BACK TO THE COUCH AND SHE DIDNT ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE AGAIN. Maybe, just maybe bc she was fucking terrified bc that is how someone acts when they’re going to hurt you
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2 years
@vagina_museum This is so fascinating. What about hormonal fluctuations? Especially in those men with ovaries and uteruses - both of which produce hormones. Do they experience bloodless cycles? Menopause? Lactation? I might need to rabbit hole now
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2 years
Welp. This is the worst shit I’ve seen today. I think God needs to have some strong words with this dude
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2 years
@HonestYPTweets I keep finding it fascinating how many Christian men insist submitting to them ensures our salvation. Guess Jesus dying on the cross wasn’t good enough for women’s salvation; we need an extra step.
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7 months
@emilykmay I hate the advice that we should only keep clothing that fits. Like, in the last 4 years I’ve been 4 different sizes and I’m now in the middle of them again. Maintaining a very constant weight requires A)constant vigilance B)consistently good health.
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1 year
It’s incredible to me how many men/fathers simply have no idea how how dangerous each and every (yes even “uncomplicated”) pregnancy is for women. 1. Pre-eclampsia 2. Gestational Diabetes 3. Placenta Previa 4. Placenta Accreta 5. Placental Abruption 6. Hemorrhage
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11 months
It’s so fucking weird how much Christian men loathe non-subservient women. This guy wishes I will be alone and raped by marauding bands of his fellow men.
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@ApplauseSv @sewistwrites Your moral weakness doesn’t merely fail to diminish my authority, it accentuates your inadequacy and naïveté. It shines a bright light on your total lack of value. The only hope for you is that you might be old enough to only suffer old age and death in solitude. If you’re
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1 year
@wrath_776 Last night, a friend and I were talking about how toxic it smells outside (wi, canadian wild fire smoke & local industrial stuff) and 3rd friend chimed in to say she still can’t smell or taste normally after her 12/21 covid infection. But I betcha $10 she would not say long covid
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@FrizFrizzle My mom died less than a month after she turned 62. I guaranfuckinT she had no regrets about wearing her hair blue. Because you can change your hair & life can be unexpectedly short. We should ring every ounce of enjoyment we can
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2 years
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@LaMonteMom We left when mom got depression & was lambasted for not coming in as unpaid director of children’s church, meals for beleaguered families & prayer warriors. No one showed up for us when the going got rough even tho she’d be showing up for 15 yrs. We even got accused of witchcraft
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10 months
@jenni_tabler I haaaaated almost everything about being pregnant. I wanted my children but pregnancy was generally awful. My mom shamed me bc she was an earth goddess pregnant person, but I was a bloated, incredibly swollen barrel of misery.
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2 years
@beenthere633 @exfundiediary Submission requires one person to be less than another. It absolutely ignores the full humanity of women. It can never be healthy
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2 years
@catsandcursing @LauraMiers Every sport, brushing past people, sitting on cloth chairs in shorts (eww medical waiting rooms and airplanes), kids (saw a kid on my son’s baseball team with 4 fingers IN his mouth, mid game. 8 yos) who touch everything. Lawd’a’mercy
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@bobgatorhunter @florian_krammer @short_tymer It’s not brave to die of rabies you insufferable wanker.
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@ae1995 @laylology Doesnt every woman born in the 80s-early 90s and public school educated have this writing?
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7 months
Saying the quiet part out loud. All women are inherently evil in a way men arent/cannot be. Our voice leads to their downfall. Many men in TheChurch deny this, but when you dig deep enough, it’s there in practice.
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2 years
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KARMA? Eli Lilly lost $20 BILLION in market capitalization from a fake account, who paid $8 for @TwitterBlue yesterday, that tweeted insulin is free. …Maybe if @LillyPad didn’t price gouge on insulin (invented 101 years ago) so much, someone wouldn’t have hate-trolled them.
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9 months
@kristabellerina What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
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2 years
@TheArghonaut @alexhaagaard My SILs have brought actively vomiting children to christmas family gatherings
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2 years
@ask_aubry Marked safe from being attractive to this man.
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3 years
@LeslieA80618527 @Brian_Sauve This isnt respecting women. Its objectifying them as only an object that stirs lust. Not an interesting person with an inner life, internalized shame over their body they are overcoming, excitement over a new baby/hard work…no. This is the opposite of respect.
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1 year
@BrandonLBradfor “They’re *owed* sex from their wives.” Whether she’s conscious or not. Supporting her gets access to her most private of parts apparently. White male Christian twitter once again showing us that leaving TheChurch was a great choice.
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2 years
@NickScutari I love masks. No one polices my face
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2 years
@RyanBel56143569 @bethallisonbarr Edit: my masculinity is so small and weak, I cannot fathom other people’s faith allowing them to respect women as much as men.
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10 months
@shesbonky @UPS I would write the recipient a postcard and mail it today. They’ll get it tomorrow or the next day & can come get their own package or deal with the issue themself
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9 months
@designmom We’ve got to stop conflating misogyny woth being queer.
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9 months
@storiesbyjemay @lingerie_addict Why not the toddler? It’s not a baby on a boob, both parents should be equally capable
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3 years
@susantlandry @douglasmack Oh I love this so much. Grief is such a weirdly poignant process that both robs so much memory and makes certain memories almost pictographic in nature. My mom died last summer and I *feel* this
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@makeupartist524 It’s gotta be covid - these people are testing on day 1 or 2 of symptoms when the RATs aren’t sensitive enough to pick it up until day 4/5+
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1 year
@punished_tar “A little rough but liveable” also known as, this house immediately needs 50-100,000 of materials & labor. New floors, new appliance suite, new shower surround, god only knows if the plumbing & electric work. How’s the roof? Flat roofs are notorious for leaking under heavy snow
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1 year
@jtrebach Essential oils are dangerous. They’re potent, & people have no idea how to use them safely. Digesting can lead to permanent damage of mucous membranes. Applying topically without diluting (not the same for every oil) can lead to dermatitis. Inhaling, asthma & slowed breathing
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1 year
@QasimRashid Don’t forget Jordan Nelson, husband of popular fitness-turned-Christian blogger Brittany Dawn. He was fired from KCPD after video surfaced of him kicking a black man’s legs out from underneath him, smashing his face to cement.
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@_TallieRose Classic. Only friendships with conversion potential allowed.
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1 year
@ethernethottie @madisontayt_ Watched w long tiktok on this last night and kinda wish I hadn’t
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4 years
@torriangray @ChristophSouza This was the best thing I read all day. Thank you for sharing. Please contine
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@jonimnewman @Delta Joni, this is beautifully & professionally written. Brava! I hope the start of your new life goes much smoother than the start and your poor dog & you are recovering rapidly from the stress.
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1 year
@Broken_Devotion Women DO have a version of “bro code,” and this is everything we know you DON’T do
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2 years
@MuseWendi One of my besties just last week made a comment about how much harder it is for us than our parents raising kids in this hellscape. Long covid fears, school shootings, affording basic life needs…it is insane. We’re so exhausted trying to make it day to day
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1 year
@VeryBadLlama This is Liz(ard). She is very good at finding chocolate, eats cardboard like a treat and scrounges through the bathroom garbage for god-knows-what. She is an excellent cuddler, and dislikes men, especially if they are large and wear a baseball hat.
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@NathanielJolly We need more of what has already been the problem - Nathaniel Jolly
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10 months
@_nomadic_soul I think this is very tongue-in-cheek. Running up to a dog, any dog DOES put the child in danger. Any well trained dog taken unawares can be reactive. This was a smooth move to protect the child and dog and the voice recall/leash thing is more tongue-in-cheek than dehumanizing IMO
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1 year
@rachalli Those replies in the OT made me physically ill. I’ve been in places where the dishes stacked up and the clothes were in huge piles. It wasn’t bootstraps or prayer that got me out. It was rest and help.
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@DavidDzimianski “Speaking the truth in Love” =Im about to shit all over you in a horrifically violating and inappropriate way, but bc I said “I love you” as part of it, you have to accept as truth and not clap back.
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2 years
@thatabbeysmith I can’t breathe for being so full just looking at that
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@JettieTread @catlawler @iWomansplainer Diastasis recti is very common at the end of pregnancy. Time is the best healer. Intact abdominal muscles prevent hernias, speed birth, & help keep the pelvic floor intact to prevent organ prolapse and keep future pregnancies up reasonably high until late in pregnancy.
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@ProTruth4Life Lizzie is thr nastiest mean girl who never grew out of middle school bullying
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1 year
@apostle_brah That…isnt how it works. It’s lucky, not the result of anything one does or doesnt do.
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2 years
@Kaiwalabear @reachjulieroys Its always so interesting watching all these people side with the powerful, attractive and sorry [they got caught] men. Ma’am, he has no idea who you are and doesn’t need your defense.
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2 years
@Skooked @shaindelr Also known as stochastic terrorism
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@IsaacFitzgerald @Erinjoytweets Similar story this summer. I took Lizzie in the watet, she HATED it and backed out of her harness. Loped toward a 40mph rd but had to go thru a little park first. Kind lady eating her McD’s lunch outside offered her a fry and caught her for me
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@ask_aubry LOL. I dated a man who said he would buy me boobs after a linger relationship. He pushed me to workout, and tan. When I was 22 and doing triathlons. Dear Reader, I knew he would never like an aging/post-partum/fatter body. Guess who’s been married 15 yrs and who’s still single?
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@mtnhousewife Dear married ladies, You can never submit enough. Sinful people do harmful things and acquiescing to sinful people doesnt make either of you holier or happier.
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@TimothyMartell @sewistwrites Using fear to maintain your hegemony isnt going to make any of us rush back to being your bang maid. Sorry you’re too fragile to meet women in our wholeness.
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My thyroid disease made me loose weight, but last summer, I was 175 and I looked fucking delicious. Jessica’s hot nothing on women who rock their bodies.
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I just learned that the average American woman weighs 170 pounds. That is insane.
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@TimothyMartell @sewistwrites Why? Do your balls prevent you from using soap and water? Maybe you dont eat.
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1 year
@KCDavisSays If an adult relationship isnt, by and large, mutual it isnt worth your energy.
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2 years
@CarissasNewLife I have come across these parents in my kids tongue tie groups. It absolutely enraged me. Withholding pain meds from tiny infants who have had oral surgery bc tylenol depletes glutathione. FFS. Poor tiny babies
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@desiringGod Gotts keep the people distracted by little arguments so they won’t notice the hemorrhage of actual morals.
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@aprilajoyr I may have imploded family tensions with my dad’s sisters when I wasnt allowed to bring my nursing infant, so I just…didnt go. Hoo boy, they were big mad. Not even a little bit sorry.
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@HannahM_Writes I once dated a man who wanted me to work out with him, grow my hair out & tan. He told me he would buy me boobs if we got married. I knew instantly he would hate an aging body. Last I checked, he has been engaged+ bought 3women boobs. He is 45. unmarried. I’m on year 14.0 regrets
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@LiliaMarieEllis This reads like vampire erotica
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@LauraMiers I tested myself at anything sus. Never +. Just turned up with Graves disease. Asymp or super mild is my guess.
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@Uncle_DaeDae @afrodesiaq @_alyssssssac Millenials and even most of Gen X didnt get the smallpox vax. Boomers vaccines are highly questionable since they were never updated. The US doesnt have enough of the old style, & ppl w/eczema can’t get it. The new style is 1-2 years out production wise & hasnt been tested <18
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@jodi_harrison Not weird. Like please. Im drowning. Heeeelp. And when I come home, can you body double and tell me all the things I dont need in my closet?
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@masonmennenga @Kaitlin_M_Ruiz The white audacity in calling that abomination a taco
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@ask_aubry Taking care of yourself is fapping when your partner is tired, not rape.
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@seanfeucht Age appropriate sex education protects kids from family & close friends who statistically abuse children. Without knowing its wrong & which adult is safe for help, these kids believe the adult their family trusts when they say “its a secret.” Xtians do love to protect abusers
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@x3r0gxx Wonder how many infections all these people have had…creeping up toward ten would be unwise. But they don’t test so, that new heart flutter is weird. Man they’re outta shape & can’t make it up the stairs. Phew that cold going around hit hard and lasted weeks..,
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@Pontcharttrain @flaminhaystacks Marriage isnt some magical valm that cleanses away the past
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@kim_brough @natgrace79 Absolutely. Forgiveness doesn’t mean someone changed. I watched a fascinating tiktok on vertical morality vs horizontal morality - TheChurch is obsessed with the former and forgets that the latter is equally, it not more important. On earth as it is in heaven…
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@Silo4477 @SinnamonLove @uppittynegress @RakdarBrony Donald Trump is not the Republican party
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@dalepartridge Hi Dale - a question for you. It sounds like in order to be a holy Christian, truly saved, I must submit myself to a sinful man. Is thst correct? Sounds contrary to what Jesus died on the cross for.
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7. Major abdominal surgery 8. Organ prolapse 9. Incontinence 10. Subsequent sexual pain 11. Tearing that can cause fistulas - super painful and potentially horrific infections/sepsis 12. Retained placenta infections 13. The risk for post-partum stroke 14. PPA/PPD
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@jaws591 @ask_aubry Only deeply cut black one pieces allowed
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@joe_rigney @KSPrior @douglaswils 18 year olds have zero culpability when their sexual interactions are with their groomer who is in a position of power over them AND decades older.
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@oldfshndanne Most vaxxed & relaxed aren’t any better off. Only the masked & hyper conscious
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These @EffinBirds cards are even better than I was hoping!!! Cribbage will be extra fun now.
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@rickpidcock I hope the girls all run out in their bras next drill. Bodies dont cause sin.
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