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@SuspectFed The exploding shoe.

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@lilyallen A friend of mine was a runner at the studio where your dad paid people to write your first album.

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@OrwellNGoode A tale as old as time.

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@iamyesyouareno Imagine how much more cranky he would have been if he hadn’t eaten breakfast this morning.

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@fesshole It’s nice that you stay in touch with your customers but I texted the deliveroo guy who dropped off a couple of pizzas back in 2014 and he reckons this is unlikely.

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@historyinmemes Imagine being so confident that you’re welcome everywhere on Earth that you just walk into events and assume everyone will be grateful.

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@wokeandwoofing I remember seeing children in the late 90s queuing round the block for the late night release of the next paperback Daniel Radcliffe interview.

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@fesshole It’s time men fought for equal wages in the useless whore sector.

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@NoContextBrits This.

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@rik_ferguson Classic feminist argument.

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@lporiginalg Just ease off on the smashed avocado on toast and you’ll be fine guys.

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@adilray You’re assuming I would hear about it.

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♫ Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I’ve lied since 2017? ♫

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♫ Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I’ve lied since I was seventeen? ♫

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@primalpoly Parents have experience of being childless; the inverse is not true. And insight is a poor substitute for wisdom.

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@LozzaFox This is equivalent to saying that the number of fraudulent car insurance claims demonstrates that whiplash is an imaginary condition. ADHD is hell. It’s not made up. The drugs used to treat it are awful and giving them to kids is horrifying, and it’s very likely over-diagnosed

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@MyLordBebo If this had been a bear she would have been straight in there.

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@Gazinsalford @RussInCheshire “We want peace. Oh btw you’re evil and deserve this.”

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@I_amMukhtar This is the reason Musk stopped talking about him. All this stuff has been available in his biography for ages,

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@OwenJones84 Is this the actual far right or the one that encompasses anyone you disagree with?

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@BeyondUnkn0wn @lporiginalg Not everything is a rap video.

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@DelusionPosting “Let me talk to your child about sex, you weirdo.”

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@TheAliceSmith Dragon/dragonself are my current favourite out of those people actually use. But if you want 1 notch more credible, I recommend ze/zir or xe/xir. They’re confusing to apply and difficult to enunciate. Whole conversations will crumble under the attempt to keep you unoffended.

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@OrwellNGoode If you haven’t stopped thinking about that phrase it sounds like you could use a thought terminating cliche…

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@OrwellNGoode This is a bear that everybody would choose.

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@CountDankulaTV Childless Global Citizens who treat home like hot-desking and think everyone else should too. They can’t imagine wanting to live in a family home that your grandfather bought or just build a legacy. Everyone should start over from scratch.

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@caseypoe12 @vitt2tsnoc It sounded like that because that’s what she did, yet she also wants to hide behind it as a disclaimer. Seems like she wants to have her cake and be a dickhead too.

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@JWBryant12 @ZubyMusic @libsoftiktok Roughly translates to “Not enough people have been looking at me lately. Hopefully this will change that.”

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@thejamieseymour @fesshole I bet you were the type of guy during the great fire of London to say, move out of London then, as though that somehow means there isn’t a problem.

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@sharrond62 What do drag queens and humiliating a religion have to do with the Olympics? Ours was a potted history of endearing patriotic cliches. Theirs was just a teenage list of things that would piss my dad off.

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@Howlingmutant0 It’s a tricky choice because one guy just undermined the entire legal and democratic structure of the country to wrongly convict his political enemy but the other guy is a flipping felon!!!

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@alanme @i_iratus @derekamann1 I haven’t read anything about the changes but I’m assuming a sell-off by landlords would dump a load of property on the market and raise the price for renters but lower the price for buyers. Is there another piece of the puzzle I haven’t factored in?

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@FischerKing64 He butchered that interview with Musk. Every millisecond of thoughtful silence was an hour of agony to his anxious brain so he just interrupted over and over again, derailing every response.

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@VaushV @h3h3productions “Rapism is paedophilia plus power.”

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@JMPSimor We should definitely seize control of all forms of media, but are there any other fascist things we should do to stop the rise of fascism?

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@DelusionPosting Imagine how much more cranky this post would have been if he hadn’t had breakfast this morning.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Some people only seem to get angry about other people getting angry but never about the thing they were angry about.

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@LouSparo @fesshole There is a big difference between them existing and them having the capability to get here and also having done it. The same infinite nature of the universe that makes it likely there is life out there makes it unlikely that that civilisation would be aware of ours.

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@OliLondonTV “I adore all of us.” Classic narcissist can’t bring herself to step out of her own focus for a moment.

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@mthoneofone @LibertyCappy There has only ever been one black man on the ballot and they voted him in so I’m not sure what pattern you’re seeing.

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@hewantswealth These were sparked after a guy stabbed up a children’s party. Maybe that’s worse than a steep water bill?

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@abcdentminded It’s not even a coherent joke. It wanders away from the premise/question and just starts fondling itself in a lather of bathos.

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@lporiginalg That 57 miles; is it measured from the edge or true centre? Makes a difference on petrol costs.

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@fesshole Epstone Island

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@BDSixsmith Our videographer really captured the spirit of the day.

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@Qagggy If you’re saying it takes 200 ish trees to absorb the CO2 from a car, then good news: There are 1.47 billion cars on the planet and 3.4 trillion trees. So there are 2300 trees for every car, 10x more than there need to be to satisfy your five second google-fuelled decision to

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@TheOmniLiberal It so obviously means our part doesn’t have to limit or dictate our future. Why is everyone pretending not to understand this?

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@PNWPrimeSZN @MomentsTweetor @outstndnbrandon Coulda learned where ten states are in the time it took you to argue that you don’t have time to learn where any of the states are.

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@PJPWv2 @YorksMan82 Good luck. He doesn’t even know what woman means

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@NoContextBrits There’s some stuff in the gift shop too 😂

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@NellSco @bencichy It might also have helped him not to have bought into a baseless, delusional quasi-religious theory of everything that incentivises failure by outsourcing blame to a nebulous malevolent conspiracy of nearly everyone else in the world. Something to consider.

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@RachelDempseyYT That’s actually a pretty good point. If trans people were at the forefront of the gay rights movement then why weren’t they campaigning for their own rights?

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@C0vrigel @NeverteIImeodd Medium rare

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@illuminatihotts No surprise that this tripe was vomited up by a (feminist) woman with no insight into the kind of men and no impulse to run it past one and see if it rings true.

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@samuelcarey22 @lilyallen Yeah. He used to slag her off on MySpace all the time about it. I assumed stuff like this was common knowledge as she’s not created anything interesting since. If she were a decent songwriter she’d still be making decent songs.

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The word ‘racism’ has done more damage than the phenomenon it describes.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Did they ask permission from community leaders first?

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@DelusionPosting - he told the court, when asked why he stabbed the child.

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@wokal_distance @elonmusk This interview was unwatchable for me. Peterson’s fast, verbal mind and need to fill the air space is completely incompatible with Elon’s slow pace and comfort with silence while he moves to the next short paragraph of thought. The best part of every response was cut off by JP

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@Clossovsky @lilyallen I get it, you’re twenty and you think telling people they’re upset will make them upset because it worked on your fat sister but life just isn’t like that.

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@BeetJuice5000 @lporiginalg Until they start jailing people for things that shouldn’t be a crime.

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@JoeG727 @Shadow6319 @CriticFooty @Alphafox78 I definitely think you should hold your breath.

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@BernieSanders I can’t believe she survived some people doing something!

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@jbfan911 What’s she carrying, an anvil?

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@Doodlytoodlyyy @ZacB_MN @oc_republican Other than the crime of being black and stabbing a woman 40 times 😂 But yes I’m sure it’s the black part.

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Dr. Evil should fire his PR team for sending him into court dressed like Amber Heard. #DeppHeardTrial #JohnnyDeppvAmberHeard

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@ColoradoOhio @JG4Justice Also racism. Everything is racism. Racism is the answer, now ask the question.

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@mimmymum So pitifully disingenuous. Is she ‘admitting’ to being evil too? Or is she using your monikers sarcastically to lampoon your perception of her. This is obvious from the post.

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@SanctuaryMedia7 @Blondes_tweets Andrew tells a story about his father visiting his mother and him after a prolonged absence, and his mother had the gall to nag him about something or other, so Mr Sheer IndeTwattigability just got up and left. Doesn’t sound very present to me, and Andrew tells it with pride

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@Caitlyn_Jenner Here is a post by the woman in the centre (Jesus) position, stating she portrayed Jesus.

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@Toren_Ylfa @MsH_Australia @Davinathatink Twelve billion sexual offences every year? So each male commits 400 per year? No day off ?

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@GPrime85 To say nothing of the audience. Half the theatre can’t leave their phone in their pocket and half of those haven’t turned the sound off. Easier to kick someone out of the room at home if they want to talk over the film.

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@OrwellNGoode Word of advice: if this guy tries to wash you windows at a traffic light, decline the offer.

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@Argenpoirot Otra vez, por favor. Cada vez. Cada vez que toca un micrófono.

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@quinntsenshal @JonathanPieNews The fact that you had to go back thirty years for a counter-example is exactly the point they are making.

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@bvicadrian @SamHarrisOrg It is possible to have both cancer and AIDS.

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@lporiginalg The first sentence is correct.

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@piersmorgan "If you don't vote for me, you ain't really grieving."

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@THERI0NdotAI @WelcomeToMAGA @atensnut @614clinton Fine! That child’s owners should be jailed.

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@Aella_Girl Or you just have kids. Because that’s the only reason this is a big issue now.

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@10ClowningStrt @Keir_Starmer Beautiful execution.

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@Mfusion66 @curaffairs It opens and closes a bit much too.

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@real_lord_miles @InternetH0F There is a myth that generally homeless people fell on hard times and of course that’s often true but much more often they have systematically burnt bridges until even the nicest mugs in their life have had to cut ties with them for their own sanity and safety.

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@SuspectFed Surely you remember the exploding shoe guy?

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@MrAndyNgo @BrianEntin 11 people were shot in over 230 shootings? Who was occupying the place? Stormtroopers?

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@hedgefundmafia The fact that Florida isn’t part of the UK is an even greater one.

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@BootstrapCook Are you going to verify these claims before destroying the businesses or are we adopting the no-smoke-without-fire approach?

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@tossingpeanuts @AlanFreestone @JonathanPieNews Your analogy was deeply disingenuous and you know it. A government mandate is not the same as granny’s advice (you’re the one conflating the two) and covering your mouth while you sneeze is not the same as an eight hour shift of breathing through a cloth.

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@mtaibbi It was like watching a teenager try to piss off their dad.

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @PicturesFoIder Yeah definitely no room for humour in a marriage. If one of you starts enjoying yourself the whole thing is doomed

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@marklunn123 @Robyn_Medhurst “Sorry for your loss but…” Yeah this grieving mother is being wrong online. Let’s make sure we correct that, pronto! Doesn’t matter how painful it is, we can’t have grieving mothers wandering around X with their opinions uncorrected.

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@BustosWill @stillgray @FrFriedPotaters You phrase this like jujitsu is a god you can summon. It’s a set of techniques that can improve your chances, and there’s not an instructor alive that would suggest grappling a bigger man with a drawn gun when you have a gun yourself.

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@historyinmemes Everyone remembers where they were when they found out a bunch of forgettable nobodies did the ring around the roses dance on stage to an awful rap tune.

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@tossingpeanuts @AlanFreestone @JonathanPieNews Not sneeze; breathe.

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@vinodmv3435 @jbromovies Yeah definitely have that conversation with yourself. Be sure to climb inside a fridge where the accoustics are best.

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@fesshole Make the most of it before the unexplained fire that’s definitely not arson

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@saltysauerkraut @Voiceinthe_wind Yes but they are forcing newborn babies to interact with their fetish by drinking their nipple puss and it’s revolting and depraved.

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