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@hankgreen I’ve seen two (2) kinds of responses to these pix: A. Wow, so cool, it’s like a lava lamp! B. What is the meaning of my existence, am I really here, am I a person or a speck of dust in this unrelenting cosmic dream

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@spookyvicente @offbeatorbit Why did I look

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@jennyjaffe This needs to be a thing:

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@calebsaysthings SO THE 3 REMAINING TRY GUYS ARE GONNA CHALLENGE THE LAST TRY GUY TO TRIAL.L BY COMBAT

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@wsoctv What, do they expect the kids to ignore the pool of blood on the floor? Really?

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@TheMikeSpencer @awomanskwarned

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@PenelopePsauce @_AbelThaGoat_ Britney is the living embodiment of this image. Her sexuality was only acceptable so long as it could be commodified. Now that she has full ownership of it, the people who profited off her are terrified.

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@TheWapplehouse How has no one referenced Miette

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@jzux My favorite is the angst over “violin hips” which literally happens because of the skeletal structure of our pelvis

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@roun_sa_ville Great Britain should honor the queen’s long life and legacy by returning every valuable resource they took from the lands they colonized back to their native people.

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@quendergeer

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@JensenKarp You got milkshake duck’ed really fast my dude

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@floozyesq @existentialpink Princess and the Pee, coming this fall.

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@Joy_D6

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@notsofamousray @shannanwrites Because receiving something mundane that’s also beneficial to non believers or people of other faiths makes them feel less special, less chosen.

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@Ragdoll_Inc It took me YEARS to discover that other people don’t see weird streaky light beams

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@Boringstein My fave Tom anecdote comes from Christian Bale who based his American Psycho performance on him, stating that Tom has “an intense friendliness, with nothing behind the eyes”

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@BarbaraJMay2 Heart attack guy took care of himself, but guys like this in the @blckriflecoffee hat are truly scary: see those zip ties in his hand? Consider what he was planning to do with them.

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@AITA_reddit It’s the 21st century and people still can’t get it through their thick skulls that possessing a uterus doesn’t mean you can be used as an incubator on demand.

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@SaintAri They’re not hanging too low, this is just one of many ways that breasts rest against a torso (I know it’s not OP’s pic)

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@IwriteOK When they got him on the ground he was only three blocks away from his parents' house. That was why you can hear Tyre calling out for his mother, because she was only three blocks away.

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@jesse_sumpter Voter suppression and spousal abuse all in one sentence. Way to go.

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@the_dfama @gisellejadee

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@masonmennenga That or the Bible college girls end up with the youth pastor that’s been grooming them since age 15. They get told “God told me you’re meant to be my wife” & they’re so flattered they fall right into it.

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@marinadovexo Real Housewives of Arrakis

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@CBSNews They buried the lede: they’re not worried about having enough babies. They’re worried about the aging boomer population not having enough young people to take care of them.

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@AITA_reddit NTA: What I find even worse than ex pretending he’s not a dad was the fact that he was absent for 2 YEARS & OP makes it clear that the only reason he resumed contact was the grandparents pressuring ex to get their grandson. Grandma’s the only reason ex is in his kid’s life.

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@JaneLebak @AITA_reddit OP’s husband DELIBERATELY waited until she was at a different location to steal her car. He knew exactly what he was doing and has no remorse. Divorce. Him.

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@DrewBJameson @yeehaw_meg

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@Moonfac77706739 @todayyearsoldig

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@jlazebnik 💫 going for it 💫

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@SparkNotes Every Shakespeare character ever:

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@worrierprincess @dionysia_uk

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@AWFULfanPOSTERS This one wasn’t bad at all, just needed a contrast boost.

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@ASegals

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@AriaCallaghan Yes but can we talk about the lonely cargo ship just hanging out off the coast of Antarctica:

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@heckyessica Alabama is most certainly not.

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@suchnerve Once the GOP fully takes down reproductive rights, they’ll come for our money next: limiting what kind of credit we have access to, to barring women from getting home or business loans.

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@S_Insley_H

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@TheOvalPawffice @POTUS This would have been cute maybe ten years ago, but in the current dumpster fire of our world today, just seems flippant and weird.

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@luckylikeit This is what happens when money people think they know better than the artist.

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@lolennui Not old school enough? Try this

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@AITA_reddit YTA. Sounds like OP’s son outed the girl he liked out of a sense of rejection/humiliation & his actions could have placed the girl in danger (conversion therapy, being kicked out of her home) OP’s actions are teaching his kid that it’s okay to hurt others when he wants something.

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@YellowFlashGuy Big incel energy in this post

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@Simon_Whitten Bigots are convinced that non-bigots secretly share their views but are too scared to admit it. That’s why they mock “wokeness”: they think everyone else but them is being dishonest.

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@alex_zee @ItsTheBrandi So the shooter is either a cop or the friend/relative of a cop

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@banelekay

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@SimeonTheFool

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@ClownWorld_ It’s usually more like this

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@FOX10Phoenix Fixed it:

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@becca_oneal Without fail:

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@MikeDrucker @ksorbs Hello 911 I need to report a murder

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@jasminericegirl @wtfkiana It’s so weird how the measurements of cervix dilation is basically the only time Americans will use the Metric system.

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@emmaher16067073 @RollingStone So was he.

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@EclecticHams

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@BromonaQuimby To this day, I have boomer relatives who are absolutely convinced that 1/6 was the work of Antifa. No matter evidence you show them, they simply say “but Biden is evil!” There’s no reasoning with someone who isn’t operating in concrete reality.

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@NullPinter @BKLYNBeeyotch Oddly enough, we’ve had it drilled into our consciousness by mass media that gay love stories are inevitably doomed (the “bury your gays” trope, etc.) but the hand wringing of twitchy Hollywood producers doesn’t often reflect the day to day reality of actual queer relationships.

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@Gabino_Iglesias What the fuuuuu

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@redditships Edit 4:

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@dianelyssa Shit was BONKERS

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@RealLyndaCarter

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@SskeerMadness

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@pugdady @coolestdudeyet

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@NewYorkGOP @ABrindisiNY It’s hilarious how terrified you are of her. She and her colleagues are the future. You’re the past. And you know it.

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@DrJenGunter

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@nicholasdante_ She spoke to me

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@DavidLeftyMA Saw this for the first time as a dumb teen and was like “something about this movie feels off to me, but I can’t put my finger on what”

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@missbreton Hot dogs are also an important part of the food pyramid

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@CoreyCapella

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@LouisatheLast Women on @redditships : my bf stole my savings, fucked my sister & drunk drove my car into a tree, how do I save our relationship?! Men on @redditships : my gf breathes weird & it’s annoying, should I break up w/her or stay for the sex? (Hyperbole, obviously)

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@lifecreep There’s no way this mom hasn’t gone into debt to an MLM.

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@Freeyourmindkid “Don’t bother submitting an application online, just go into the store and talk to the manager”

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@rob_sheridan @uaustinorg The forbidden courses:

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@MorningConsult This is astonishing to me. I was so sure Texas would stay blood red even if Trump set their state on fire.

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@redditships It’s one thing to be kinky and have fun, that’s fine, but when you involve other people into your sex life without their consent that’s creepy and gross and weird.

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@punished_cait My cat will tell anyone listening that she’s never ever been fed in her whole life

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@NancyMace I’m sure you’ll be happy to share your Ring footage so we can see who the culprit is, right? Right?

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@ballewal @Maladroithe The rib-eye thing was just a means of control. Mentioning calories was a form of negging

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@christweetsllc “I sued my son for custody of my grandchild & told CPS they were Satanists, now they moved & cut contact, AITA!???”

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@PopChassid

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@Chelsea_Fagan His baby mamas should unionize

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@teddyspaghetti0 @jameelajamil @Balmain

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@JamesQueallyLAT This reminds me of how it felt in the days after Trump’s election. Anyone who wasn’t a middle class cis white man knew how bad it was going to get. They knew death was coming for a lot of innocent people. It already has and it will continue. It’s hard not to despair.

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@the_damn_muteKi Someone more clever than me referred to Funko Pops as “Precious Moments for nerds��

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@d_manwest @AudreyPorne

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@Lunwi88

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@f_ckingfangirl @NBCNewYork Because cops have a worldview of "us Vs. them", to them we are all the enemy, and they will always protect each other no matter what atrocity they commit. They're a legal gang,

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@btabarsimd I've worked for a pharmacy for yrs & have to explain to everyone: insurance doesn't exist to help you, they exist to turn a profit for shareholders. If helping you doesn't turn them a profit, then they WILL NOT HELP YOU. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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@Jekajojo @IlhanMN @JohnKingCNN Zuck and @jack didn’t suddenly grow a conscience. They just know which way the wind is blowing.

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@TheTinaVasquez We are all barely hanging on, dealing with depression, anxiety, and burnout on a mass scale and being made to feel like we are crazy for not pretending that everything is normal.

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@PoorlyAgedStuff

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