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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 months

Beth Kasinga 🌴

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What are you selling today?

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

A former colleague once told me ata tukilipwa 25th or earlier he can never pay rent earlier than required. He waits until the deadline ya 5th ndio alipe. He said "usizoeshe landlord vibaya" 🤣🤣 I stand by that to this day 🤣🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

Contaminated eggs Bad sugar Suspicious rice Bootleg alcohol Nairobi men We're living in an active crime scene 🥲🥲

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

1 year

Nairobi residents consuming contaminated eggs

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

As a boy mum I approve TV screen guards 🤣🤣🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 months

My titties would smack me in the face and I pass out. 😭

nefertiti's fjord

@youloveleona

6 months

What’s preventing you from doing this 🤭

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

I urgently need a job. 6yrs experience in admin and customer service/business support/front office. I can even work as a tea girl or run errands or any other vacancy available. Please help

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@MishBosslady__ 1. Screenshots are your best friend - Screenshot that email, screenshot that Slack message etc; might come in handy some day 2. Set boundaries as early as you can

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

Huddah has really fallen off the wagon.. smh. Healing cervical cancer?? 😔

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

This has been a sad month for me. Closed my small business huku home because purchasing power has greatly reduced for everyone while the cost of doing business has almost tripled. Yet these people want to further frustrate us. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

New job Started therapy Started my small business and an employer of 1 🎊 Eating healthier and trying to exercise more

Kimuzi

@Kimuzi_

2 years

Guys, I want to hear your success stories of 2022

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 months

E*sa did another TikTok video and in this one she's wearing a top that has a confederate flag on it. People in the comments point it out she says she didn't know and she's going to burn the top. Smh

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

@Tusk8rman Kumbe tuko wengi 😆

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

@ImbayiK I was thinking about this the other day then I realised maybe they can't show themselves working because they don't want their "work" to be scrutinized by the public 🤣☠️ authenticity inapotea though

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

Looking for an Online Marketer with a Degree in PR,Marketing Or Communications and min 2yrs experience. Salary between 50k - 80k #IkoKaziKE

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 years

#Dirty30 Happy birthday to me 😊

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 years

Here's to 31 🎁🎁🎊🎊🎊🎊

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 years

Lol.. just seen a "black Friday offer" on My Dawa for something I have purchased before for kes 690 and for the offer they claim it's now 690 down from kes 750 🤔☠️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

10 months

Anyway, dopechicstyle always have me stepping on necks 💅

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 years

Siku moja tutaamka tupate Kenya imeekwa OLX

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

It's balloon day 🎈🎈Here's to 32 🥂🥂

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

I turn 33 today 🥹💕

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

🌹🌹

phantéau

@_wangwe

2 years

Quote or respond to this with your best selfie/photo(s)/video of 2022. Let's see that 🔥

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

I have 5yrs experience in the Admin field and have knowledge in work permits & immigration processes Please RT help me find my next employer

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

8 years

Interns needed 1) Analytical Chemistry 2) chemical Engineering 3) Industrial chemistry 4) Microbiology send cvs to nancy.barongo @cdl .co.ke

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

They have Lingalalized the Barbie song 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

@Kurlycheeks Been complaining the whole of June. Even home fibre. They still insist nothing is wrong. Smh

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

8 years

Anyone in need of company profiles,PowerPoint presentations,document templates,CV writing services get in touch through 0707908989

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

So I finally got a job offer after months of sadness and depression and almost giving up 🙏

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

@VinieO It's probably his Excellency gearing up to tell us more lies 😭😭😭

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 years

𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟

@OmilJr

4 years

If you see this, Quote with your fav mirror selfie😁

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

8 months

@Annitajoe1 If I was in the CBD at 7am on January 2nd it's definitely not by choice 🤣🤣🤣 ni shughuli imenipeleka huko. I would also be upset with the questions

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

For the girlies who need this, saw it at Carrefour mega.

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 months

The "A" in EMEA open roles stands for Audacity because it's a waste of my damn time & energy applying for these. 🫥

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@BitchLookaHere Hae.

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

10 months

Good riddance to this bloody month 😩 at least I got to wrap it up in my happy place 💪🏋️‍♂️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 years

@MaumauDaughter Please is there space in your relationship 😩

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 months

☠️😂🤣🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 years

@QueenGathoni I had come from doing my eyebrows and my son laughed at me saying "you look like an owl" 😩😩😩😩 he's 5 😭

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 months

Who gave the DJ a microphone? 🤣🤣🤣 Once you watch this you have an idea of the DJ at Ib*za giving speeches 😅😅😅

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

Really love to see how things are falling into place for @lavenderikamar 🔥🔥

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 years

Gai 😭😭😭😭 people walk around looking like this?

S T E P H A N I E

@cherono_s

5 years

Courtesy of @rainoftenza 💕💃🏽

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

10 months

@KenyaPower_Care Power outage in Donholm estate yet again. Not sure if y'all are purposely ignoring complaints or ?? A/c 54600366576 @KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower_Care

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 months

Kiki

@Njoki_Njanja

2 months

June Photo dump Anyone?

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

8 years

Anyone need company profiles,powerpoint presentations,document templates,CV writing services get in touch..

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@KenyaPower_Care No power on Old Donholm Estate..what is the problem this time? Smh

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

Major major shout out to the gym 😭😭🏋️

Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

I turn 33 today 🥹💕

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

Back to my happy place 🏋️‍♂️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@shyolympia Frame 3 I will ALWAYS call him Odanga Esquire in any film he appears in 🤣🤣🤣 top actor that one.

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 years

@_CrazyNairobian I offer Virtual Assistant Services especially to small businesses 🙂

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 months

The podcasters have become so many that they're now interviewing each other. Guests wameisha 😩😩🥲

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 years

Me and my forehead turn 29 today...🥰🌼

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 years

@MediaMK Hapo kwa jockstrap ndio umepoteza toxic masculinity battalion 🤣🤣🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 months

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 months

Got the perfect (thrift) dress for the end of year dinner. ♠️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 years

@Zuku_WeCare It would be awesome if you stopped responding selectively to queries on here.. Thanks

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

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Omari

@ElOmigre

3 months

30 and up thread let me see something 👀

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 years

Chakula imefika, thanks @_Mohkay 😋

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 months

- My son never lacked anything this year and for that I am grateful - I invested in myself and took a course that really changed my mindset - Consistent in the gym 💪 - Started my business finally. 2024 we up ✈️

Candy 🇵🇸🇰🇪✊🏿

@Canduh_

9 months

I know 2023 was a bit chaotic for most people. But what good thing happened to you this year? What are you most proud?

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 years

RT @915hits : #YouAreDatingAHoodratIf You text her 'goodnight babe' & she replies 'strong mtu wangu' #TheMorningAfter

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

11 months

Lying

Solange Mbunde

@ianmbunde

11 months

what is the one thing Ruto has done since he came to power that we can say hapo yenyewe we give credit where it is due?

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

8 months

@KenyaPower_Care I need my tokens dammit. Why don't you people announce if there is an issue with token purchases?!! @KenyaPower_Care

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 months

🖤 never miss a Thursday 🏋️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

If anything they should be offering discounts to anyone headed to the protest because Uber & Bolt were quoted saying how they might have to halt their operations in KE if some of these taxes are implemented 😔🥲

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@EmilyKazungu

3 months

It’s like the cab apps are taking advantage of the protest, because why is the fare as high as when it rains heavily? 🥲

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 years

@MaumauDaughter Pls, which brand of men do you use?? 😩😩

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

Muscle mommy 🌼

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 months

Back to my happy place 🏋️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

Please RT widely ...

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 years

But when that chick said "alikua mzito " first person that came to mind was DK kwenye Beat 🙄

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

Si kila siku kupigana na Zuku 🤣🤣🌺

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

@KenyaPower_Care Power outage again in Donholm. Seems like a transformer has blown. Smh

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 years

I once had a pregnancy scare in 2014..It's now 6yrs old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nefertiti's fjord

@youloveleona

4 years

Last time I had a pregnancy scare was 2015

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

Ah 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 months

I'm in the salon. A lady carried rice/cabbage/meat for lunch. Somewhere along the way someone ate all the pieces of meat akaacha rice/cabbage 😂😂 They're about to check cctv.😂

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

looking for a Business Development Manager with min 4yrs experience for our client in the Logistics Industry.Salary 100-150k #IkoKaziKE

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

I'm a Virtual Assistant and these are some of the servuces I offer: FB page: Tel: 0707908989/0786463145 Please RT widely, thanks 🙏

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 years

As Uhuru is busy on world tour, we should vote in another president.akirudi apate vitu zimepangwa hapo nje ya state house

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@ItsChanzu Work smarter, not harder 🤣🤣🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

🏋️‍♂️ one day I will show the before pictures 🥲

Xen.

@lawrenx_

1 year

Gym dump. Let’s have it plis

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

Whoever leaked or shared the info with that gossip site about Cris Njoki's loss is not a normal person 😑 probably someone close to her even. Smh

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 months

Usingizi kupotea 4am juu ya mashida za nchi. Unalala kidogo unakumbuka wewe ndio opposition 😑 #RutoMustGo

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

5 years

@SirAlexas Kwanza huyo mjamaa alienda camping then after kuambiwa bado akachangamkia tu 🤦‍♀️

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

Me as me personally I am ready to run a solo campaign to boycott all clubs affiliated with those who voted yes. I will not be shaking ass in those establishments and neither should you 🫵🫵 #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024

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@truthslinger

3 months

I hope a list is being made of the businesses of those that voted yes. Tuwafinye kwa biashara since wanafinya zetu. We will distribute the list far and wide. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

4 months

Dressed up and went on a solo date... Tuliambiwa tusikae kwa nyumba kama sufuria 😆

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

1 year

Hit a personal gym milestone today 🤗 Wacha sasa nikapigane na economy

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

Maybe it's just me but maternity shoots are getting out of hand 😕

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

7 years

@Mr_Guantai Feel free to start paying off Kenya's debts 🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

3 months

#Rejectfinancebill2024

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@SaruniBM The number of times I've had to explain what Chipper does 🤣🤣 First question is always "you guys give loans?" 😁😁

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

@style_byray If well fitted on a tall person it would look great..key point is well fitted 🤣

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

2 years

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Digitrekk

@DigiTrekk

2 years

Sylvester Stallone stars in a superhero movie, Samaritan! Streaming August 26 on Amazon Prime Video.

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Elllah

@Ellah_Rand

9 months

**Especially** if you're working in these companies that have a huge budget for end year parties and team events. Former workplace a lot of people got f*cked up because unatoka corporate where unafungiwa to a place where every Friday 5:01pm pombe inaitishwa 😅