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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

Wow twitter huh? Neat place, it'd be a shame if something- happened to it.

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@LexoLuthoro

2 years

@cole_filer @nojumper he was engaged to and broke it off with Ariana grande after 5 months- he got a tattoo for her within that time period that he's since had covered/removed no defense just saying: this is common for him

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@morgancrawf @megsergio @MediumSizeMeech Had a woman do something similar so I grabbed her purse. APPARENTLY that's not okay- APPARENTLY that's called stealing.

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4 years

@internetstinks @Uosipaw are there are pictures of this crow-

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3 years

@Ibisthegreat @McmurphyMurph @kengonthier @Dani_4_Short @laborgiant If you wanted to drive from north to south in CA it would take 13 hours of non stop driving.

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3 years

@tropicanapussy @RobDenBleyker sell him the phone rob

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@mirinmaru @ThelionofG @phranqueigh He keeps a modest apartment and gives most of his salary to the crews he works with or donates it. He takes public transportation and makes his own lunches, I dont know what else he needs to do-

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@LexoLuthoro

6 months

Thank God, men have been feral and overpowered for too long. Tell me you're insecure without telling me you're insecure:

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3 years

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3 years

@RobDenBleyker @tropicanapussy damn rob

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Hey, going to hell, you guys want anything?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 months

@Timmythebiggest @RedLightning420 @waIIhacker What -- what do you think social media is for?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@flowerfeastnova @CalebChometa @RHCopy_Writer @zachsilberberg *inhales cigarette* from one college drop out to a buncha English majors isn't everything a metaphor for failure?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@Ibisthegreat @McmurphyMurph @kengonthier @Dani_4_Short @laborgiant This state could easily be cut up in to three states.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Grab your purse honey, we goin to the nice McDonalds.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@Aaron_Monnin @Scootsbetweetin @LadyKornflakes @CaucasianJames @GuyFieri A swell nice young man

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@RobbyActually Number one caused my depression-

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑

@LexoLuthoro

1 year

Please share with this link attached. We have 6 days.

ARTHURS MASS REMOVAL, organized by Jess Morales

Hi, my name is Jess, and this: is Arthur He's 12 years old, and been through the ringer. Now? He… Jess Morales needs your support for ARTHURS MASS REMOVAL

www.gofundme.com

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@LexoLuthoro

1 year

The Dr's want to do his surgery, it'll be 2k, I'm going to do care credit but I'm also going to start a gofundme. He's my boy, my darling boy.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

I think my doordash driver was as stoned as I am, he accidentally called me instead of the restaurant and asked if he could pick the food up inside. I responded "What?" He goes "What?" So I go "Its the person." And he goes "it's the person" we both go quiet and hang up.

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@ToriBarron13 @HoarseWisperer @NatHortman Is there a clinical word for being insufferable?

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@LexoLuthoro

2 years

@lincnotfound What will I do with these wads of cash now that egg is off the table

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@bi11_roberts @badboychadhoy @DrakeGatsby Than divorce her jesus

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@JoshuaHansford_ @ArtDecider @JohnBoyega I have. Art decider knows best.

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@LexoLuthoro

9 months

@equine__dentist @IndecisiveJones Why he so mad tho?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

What would you say if I drove up to your house in a 1994 Geo Metro with spinner rims, blasting polka and wearing a space suit?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@KylePlantEmoji

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@heidierr @kingceleryman @ArmandDoma See this seems all very nice except I'd immediately think "Don't eat that, it could be drugged and when we wake up the homeowners will be back and we'll be chained up in the basement."

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

today's lizardfit brought to you by @GatorsDaily and the most metal fucking gift of the season.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@Tranquilbez @jerseykevvv @MagicDorito02 @Rlehr_Media @StarscapeBBS Hes looking good as hell either way, I wanna snuggle him so hard.

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3 years

@digitalnervoso @iluminatili @yeehaw_meg please we don't want this

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@LexoLuthoro

6 months

Lmao loser

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@ShootyDoody Back to Front-Chong, Arthur and Cheech: WANTED FOR TIPPING OVER WATER BOWLS IN 7 STATES, CRICKET DISMEMBERING IN 12 STATES AND 1 COUNT OF DICKERY IN THE STATE OF INDIANA.

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3 months

@Jas_StillHere @TheBaddestMitch @DaCrunch Says the raider fan

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Question: Should I stand out on my lawn tonight in a long white gown around 3am or should I let my neighbors feel safe another night?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@DrakeGatsby I do that when I scratch myself with my own nail

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Okay, I'll bite- what does a McRib taste like?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Teach your kid a joke and they'll be funny once, create irreparable trauma and they'll be funny forever.

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3 months

@Cory_Hays407 @stillreal2us Goth girls 4 life

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6 months

@ToesInThe_Sand He's so upset nobody is trimming his toe hairs

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

I don't have children but I assume it's a lot like when you're sleeping soundly and then somebody starts playing free form jazz directly in your ear while kicking you in the stomach.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@Tracey___G @Tranquilbez @jerseykevvv @MagicDorito02 @Rlehr_Media @StarscapeBBS Try and look at it like this: Grey hair, wrinkles, sagging skin, it's all the price we pay to experience life on earth. Each mark is from another year you looked at heaven and said "Not today."

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4 years

@bivtown @xNovanti @ConSelfOwns

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@TishaDogra It doesn't work like this, actually source your photos, do the work or don't use them. Your post is marred by your choice to steal art.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Just realized after 3 years of living here that I might be the naked window neighbor.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@scootergonscoot I don't usually tell people to alert the authorities but uh-

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@adamgreattweet Oh I got you bro, I've been watching True Crime shows since Investigation Discovery was called Court TV (Court TV is now TruTv or something) anyway, don't get married because it'll be them.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

You all want a big tiddied goth girlfriend until you have to talk to one.

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@LexoLuthoro

2 years

HES HOME HES HOME HE CAME HOME

The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑

@LexoLuthoro

2 years

I accidentally locked my boy Cheech in the garage last night and he got out, he's smart, I know he's nearby and just hiding and will show up soon but I am fucking out of my mind. I've been screaming his name for two hours.

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The Lizard Queen 🦎👑 WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION 👑

@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@digitalnervoso @phunkshun @iluminatili @yeehaw_meg honestly I didn't wanna see tommy and pam either

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1 year

@_kennythoughts

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5 years

@TamiDaBushPilot

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1 year

@extrafabulous

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3 years

@LizerReal They can fix him

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3 years

@RobDenBleyker

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

#NewProfilePic I'll be honest I'm probably gonna change it again soon, but I wanted to stop scaring everybody with my alien face

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

*confetti canons to no music* It's my birthday.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Yes, I smoke weed, yes I eat food, yes I slap bass, no I don't know how to play bass, yes I thought we were talking about the fish-

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

This would all be great if any of you were real.

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@LexoLuthoro

2 years

@Kale_theGoat @cole_filer @nojumper it is it's just- what he does I suppose

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@oopoopbdo @MattTheBrand @yashar You know some millennials are almost 40?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

don't ask me what I think about your baby, what am I supposed to think about your baby? what's the proper response here? That's a cute baby? give me your baby? I want to kidnap your baby and raise it as my own in a tower????

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

If you ask me to "say hi back" or start your post with "bet nobody will" you can be assured the last thing I'm doing is any of that.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

To the mean girls who grew up to be mean women: I hope your hair falls out.

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@LexoLuthoro

1 year

@KayfabeKillerN @410Chris__ @WrestlingHumble Muting it cause you really put Logan Paul on this list and believed you had something

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@LexoLuthoro

1 year

@kczar61 @AlphaCatPA @SundaeDivine oh shut the hell up you fun haters

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@notviking As a married person whose getting my 32 year old husband to read the books, the only thing I feel reading this is the regret we went traditional.

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@JustMeTurtle I got nothin but love for y'all. Genuinely the most thankless job. 💚🦎

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

@molly7anne Russian Nesting Dolls

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@TheHyyyype It's time to subvert it and start earnestly proposing to every man in the audiance.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@KylePlantEmoji what like a bigger Quebec?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

@lincnotfound Ted Bundy would have never given me full fat milk linc

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

My family said goodbye to our 29 year old cockatiel Bear today. I didn't expect to be as upset as I am. But he was 4 years younger than me, I grew up with him, it's like losing a sibling.💚

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

Waaaaay ahead of ya.

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@LexoLuthoro

5 years

Dont forget, tomorrow is another day! Another, fucking, day.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

I'm gonna start asking people that back into spaces "Why?" Just wait until they get out the car and look them straight in the eye and ask "Why?"

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

I invested all my money in stalks and now I've got all this bamboo and a Panda infestation, they just roll around my house and sh*t all over the place and they won't leave-

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

@Home_Halfway Thats- that's my dad- he left for a pack of Marlboro reds 20 years ago-

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3 years

@SheaLadivabich @addison_ann @CasseroleFood @NordicKari could it be that you're *GASP* BOTH RIGHT? Soap boxes all make us tall don't they?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

Reply to this and I'll give you a new name. You aren't allowed to complain about your name and if you do you're getting a worse one.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

About to watch a movie that was snubbed by the Oscars for more years than I can count: Talladega nights

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

What if I turned on notifications for a horrible person and every time they posted something awful I did 10 squats?

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@LexoLuthoro

2 months

@garlicraider @YayAreaNews You think mfers in prison give a fuck about who the president is or will be? Go to sleep.

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@LexoLuthoro

1 year

The ppl who don't know the Celina 52 Truck stop is parody is why media literacy should be taught in fucking schools.

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3 months

@StLaRok @ThatsLudaChriss Then you eat a snack and hand them one. They know what's up.

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2 years

@RealJoeHogan @Based_gen @Terrancehatesuu She was ratioed by every response to her here and it's beautiful

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

I never DM people on here because one, I'm really, really bad at holding a conversation due to genuine heart-pounding anxiety (I don't make many good first impressions). And, two, what if they're aliens?

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

When this food poisoning passes, who wants to take hallucinogens in the forest?

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

Me walking up to get another free sample

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@LexoLuthoro

1 year

@krissyagb @ghoulhag You know what else isn't conventially attractive? Women who subscribe to an idea of conventional attractiveness. Grow up.

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@LexoLuthoro

3 years

"Oh, you're edgy huh?" No, I'm on edge, there's a unique difference.

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@LexoLuthoro

4 years

WELL-! 🚨🦎TWEET CALL🦎🚨 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎 Send me your favorite tweets, old, new, popular, no likes, a million likes, full of typos, I dont care! 1 per person! Ends sometime before midnight tomorrow! (4/26/2020)