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linc

2 years

professor x: whats your superpower? ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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4 years

the hotdog are finally returning to the pastures. the earth is healing. we are the virus

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4 years

everybody fears raymond

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5 years

marketing: lets create a fun and exciting cereal executive: okay, go on marketing: it’ll have cool colors and fruity flavors executive: omg yes marketing: and rabbits can fuck right off if they think they can have some

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the entire world: the corona virus is a serious issue fox news: lmao its a hoax and ur a corncob if you believe in it conservatives: well i certainly dont wanna be a corncob

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3 years

the earth is not round nor flat. the earth is chicken tenders

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4 years

dads as soon as they step in home depot

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2 years

halloween flavored hotdog

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2 years

two TOTALLY DIFFERENT milks

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4 years

professor x: whats your superpower ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to x-men]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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5 years

8:23am: *calls mom, no answer* 8:57am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:12am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:26am: *calls mom, no answer* 9:27am: *takes a shower* 9:33am: *27 missed calls from mom* 9:34am: *calls mom, no answer*

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4 years

gordon ramsay: we need you to make a twist on an american classic me [boiling hotdog in baja blast mountain dew]: yes chef

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5 years

me: time to go to bed my brain:

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2 years

say what you will but domino's is the only one to check up every day to see if i need two medium 2-topping pizzas for $5.99 each

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3 years

surprisingly not a lot of people know this so i’ll offer some assistance. cropping twitter images: a thread one image

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3 years

resurrection of jesus, easter sunday (colorized)

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5 years

the dinosaurs never got vaccinated and look what happened to them FUCKING MADE INTO NUGGETS

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4 years

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3 years

this is the content i would make every day if it weren’t for work

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3 years

i wish submerging your body in water hydrated you like plants. who has time to drink this shit

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2 years

crazy to think that the full name of the movie is Extra Terrestrial the Extra Terrestrial

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4 years

white people love serial killer documentaries but cry when the barista fucks up their latte

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3 years

the new fantastic four movie looks terrible

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4 years

i painted these portraits of presidents before and after calling them out for being slave owners (a thread) george washington

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2 years

nectar of the gods

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4 years

people don’t realize that if you bury dinosaur chicken nuggets in the ground and water them daily you can make your own jurassic park in about 4-8 weeks

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4 years

god: you have outlived your purpose dinosaurs: give us another chance god: fine dinosaur chicken nuggets: not like this

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2 years

dinner

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2 years

someone showed me this so now im showing you

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4 years

when i was a young boy my father took me to da vinky to see the mona lisa

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2 years

what

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3 years

visiting the Wendy’s in silent hill

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2 years

omw to a reservation for 1 at olive garden

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2 years

absolute chaos

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4 years

i have never needed anything in my life more than this

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4 years

wtf is a toque

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4 years

noah: ive collected 2 of each animal like you said god: lmao but i didnt say simon says noah: what

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2 years

you know it’s fall season when the hotdog get caught in your rake

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2 years

[at jurassic park] me: what’s the name of this dinosaur employee: triceratops me: ok. Sarah Topps, come here girl

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4 years

still a better love story than twilight

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2 years

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

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4 years

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4 years

PS5 is short for Please Shove 5 eggs down my throat its egg time

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4 years

you trying to get hot and sweaty on this bed of spaghetti

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3 years

the first cvs receipt, 1963 (colorized)

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4 years

doctors will just be like “here, take this” without letting you know what the drug actually is, meanwhile weed dealers will tell you about all the different strains and the friends they made along the way

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4 years

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4 years

to the window TO THE WALL

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4 years

when you just vibin at home on edibles and your dog asks to go for a walk

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2 years

2/$1

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4 years

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4 years

did it work

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4 years

me: *summoning the hot dog demon by nailing a shitload of hot dogs to the wall in the shape of a pentagram* hot dog demon: not you again

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4 years

whatever you say mr dinosaur

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5 months

this came to me in a dream

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3 months

[in court during a murder trial] hotdog vendor: HOOTTT DOOGGG me: right here

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4 years

moon: come on man, have a bite astronaut [about to remove helmet]: waaaiit a second, im not falling for that again

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4 years

netflix: are you still watching me: yes netflix: *riding bicycle* look look no hands

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2 years

i think this is the wrong star war

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4 years

do snakes eat eggs like this or this

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5 years

white people love serial killer documentaries but cry when the barista fucks up their latte

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6 years

me as a child: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets me as an adult: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets me on my death bed: I want dinosaur chicken nuggets

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5 years

professor x: whats your superpower ostrich: i lay big egg professor x [telepathically to xmen]: i can save us money on breakfast ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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4 years

more bans

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4 years

to prevent theft, the declaration of independence is now locked in a nicolas cage

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5 years

doctor: whats the problem? me: my right leg is missing doctor: no problemo me: doctor: great success, we’ve attached your leg me: my left leg is missing now doctor: no problemo

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4 years

doctor: the transfusion was a success nurse: doctor, hes dead doctor: his blood is now 100% baja blast mountain dew nurse: but doctor, hes not living más

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4 years

i CANNOT BELIEVE these libs want to GIVE ASSISTANCE to PEOPLE IN NEED when i STRUGGLE EVERY DAY to make sure MY GUNS get the EIGHT CUPS OF MOUNTAIN DEW THEY REQUIRE EACH DAY

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4 months

as a baby i drank gin and now i can eat pine trees no problem. my brother on the other hand, didnt start drinking gin until he was 22 and now everyday he struggles when eating his pine tree

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4 years

legends never die

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4 years

injecting my body with hotdog water to kill the coronavirus

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2 years

‘tis the season

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2 years

@JamesDangerT egg still no for sale

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5 years

bees: we are a crucial part of the ecosystem humans: shut up and cum so i can mix it with my tea

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4 years

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2 years

i gave a 100% tip

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5 years

bank robber: *fires gun* everyone be cool this is a robbery banker: *pops collar of leather jacket, takes long drag of cigarette* bank robber: *points gun* not that cool

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2 years

[kermit the frog voice] fuck you i won't do what you tell me

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4 years

jesus: take this and eat it, this is my body me: jesus: take this and drink it, this is my blood me: i ordered a crunchwrap supreme and baja blast mountain dew jesus [taking back food]: lmao woops wrong order

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3 years

@meowmeowmeuw seconds later

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4 years

@andlikelaura

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4 years

hulk hogan walks out into the ring with no audience to greet him due to covid. he raises his hands to his ears, trying to listen to the roars and chants but theyre nonexistent. a single tear rolls down his cheek. the sulk hogan era has begun

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4 years

imagine being a cat and telling your human owner you just wanna lay down and chill because you just had some catnip and need to process life alone for a bit and they pick you up and pretend you’re simba from lion king

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5 years

uber driver: please give me 5 stars me: r1 r1 circle r2 left right left right left right uber driver: *being hit by multiple police cars* HOLY FU—

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3 years

two images

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3 years

monday

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me: one mans trash is another mans treasure raccoon [pulling on my pant leg]: raccoon. raccoons treasure

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4 years

a public service announcement

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amazon: our prime deliveries may be delayed due to covid-19 me: thats okay *hits accept* amazon [seconds later]: *package smashes through living room window*

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mario: i am a plumber wario: i am your nemesis mario: like, a rival plumbing company? wario: no bro, i fuckin hate you and want you dead mario: mama mia

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2 years

the lion king (2019) deleted scene

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