MORGAN @morgancrawf Twitter profile

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When my ex told me a boundary of his was that I wasn’t allowed to go out lmao

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I do see the appeal of matching dogs, obviously, but a randomised pack just hits different

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I will spend my whole life trying to be as cool as Jennifer Lawrence and her three completely different dogs

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U like my hair? gee thanks I washed it

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Had a glass of prosecco catch me commenting ‘lovely xx’ on your instagram posts in 30 mins

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Eccleston

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@BuzzFeed

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Which Chris is the BEST Chris...?

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When Hermes emails you to say 'we've got your parcel' it feels more like a threat than an update doesn't it.

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I love saying ‘I fell asleep’ during the day when actually I did purposely lay down on my bed with a teddy and a blanket and closed my eyes blissfully. Oopsie! An honest mistake that anyone could make

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@biggoodwolf @Zak__J Ok music head 🥴

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5 years

For those who didn’t catch the reference

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7 years

I hate "gradual" fake tan I don't wanna be sun-kissed I wanna be absolutely sun-shagged

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@jimincrave

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and i’ll fuck him

tell that mick he just made my lyss

@lysstory

1 year

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

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9 years

"Women have ruined the earth" http://t.co/8Gm9je0JSs

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8 months

I must accidentally screenshot my lock screen a hundred times a day. It’s giving ‘ok grandma’

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5 years

“busy with abortion” U comin out? Nah sorry mate too busy with abortion

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5 years

But when Corbs said it...? 🤔🤔

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Finland to introduce a four-day working week and six-hour days under world’s youngest prime minister Sanna Marin. 👏

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3 years

The TV license people:

🍉 𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫🏴Ⓥ

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Men: this ain't it.

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8 months

If I have to see one more person declare that ‘Saltburn isn’t even that weird’ … oh ur edgy ? shall we tell everyone ? shall we invite Grimes ?

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4 years

Schools are back open... VE day parties... but let’s blame people protesting institunional racism for a potential second wave. Got it ✅

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@andyzonesix I wont even use them in sims 💀

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4 years

The hardest part about being grown up is having to ‘we have food at home’ yourself :(

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5 years

??? Ur allowed to be rich just pay ur tax ???

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@Lord_Sugar

5 years

Mr Corbyn lives in an expensive house in Islington . I guess if you tot up all his assets he is worth more than £1m. He is a hypocrite and is peddling a robin hood story and fooling people like you . There was poverty under Labour back in the days I was referring to .

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I’m obsessed with this video of a Scottish cyclist arguing with a bus driver and the dog sticking up for her daddy #bingo

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@sophiefernley I said I’ll do you one better and leave the country, dorlin!!

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7 years

Was it cause A) its a polar bear B) living in captivity in C) warm San Diego where they D) took away its companion so it E) stopped eating?

Los Angeles Times

@latimes

7 years

Polar bear at SeaWorld San Diego dies after a brief, unexplained illness

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7 months

there isn’t going to be an over 60s bus pass you stupid slut. there won’t even be a bus!!

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1 year

When I was attacked and dragged down the road alongside a car, I was walking home from a night out. I was drunk. I was understandably upset given my clothes and much of my skin had been ripped off. The A&E staff were very impatient with me because I was drunk, as if it caused it.

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"People need to take more responsibility for their actions" Should drunk A&E patients be fined?

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Me paying £9 for a bottle of wine vs me paying £9 for my prescription

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Easter is elite aesthetically. It’s fuck waste and tat but those lil rainbow fluffy chicks ? Unbeatable. Cured depression

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1 year

Yes to coats and shoes but beyond that be fucking for real. People are so weirdly invested in the hygiene olympics. What happens if your jeans touch your duvet. Do you die? DO YOU DIE? do you even get ill? that’s a no. Beyond instances of OCD, let’s cool it

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need this for my room

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4 years

I’m engaged by the way (i’m engaged)

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@Rdon_Ranger @Zak__J Well we didn’t so what now 😐

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1 year

Sadly the baby was subsequently taken out back and shot

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1 year

Watch the moment a baby snatches the Princess of Wales' handbag during a royal visit to Aberfan 👶 👜 👇

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3 years

Not all men call other men out. Most don’t, actually. There’s your not all men for the day 👍 now piss off

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5 years

That’s not very many

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8 months

Annual reminder: As we are leading up to Christmas, Please be passive aggressive with retail staff. They actually set the prices as they feel in the moment and they’re always lying about stock levels / hiding product. Remember who the real enemy is. Workers.

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1 year

Men are so unchic. Pint after pint. Have a prosecco ffs

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@morgancrawf

5 years

Ur all fuckin lyin about aperol spritz. It’s rank

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3 months

I actually think it’s abhorrent our country leader would parrot nonsense like this on TV. It’s beyond unacceptable imo. Just anti intellectual, anti human, anti actually fucking doing your actual fucking job

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3 months

Rishi Sunak, "People talking to kids about having 72 different gender identities" Is this some sort of culture war, or is this really happening in our schools?

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3 years

The casting agents for #SellingSunset

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6 years

This is why the french beheaded people I’m just saying

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@RodeoTheAlbum

6 years

DJ Khaled gifts Stormi her first Chanel purse for her birthday

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4 years

15.07.20 💍

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6 years

Omg

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1 year

he ate sorry

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1 year

🚨 | NEW: A Labour candidate appears to steal a Tory leaflet out of someone’s postbox and then posts a Labour one

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3 years

Clifford when he gets a girlfriend:

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3 years

if we dating I don’t wanna hear about your exes you with the big dawg now

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5 months

Men are so embarrassing why do they think everything is for them and for their gaze and if it doesn’t appeal to them specifically it’s useless . Very odd ! Boring actually !!

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5 months

Do birds not realise no one’s assed absr ye march dump 😂😂😂😂

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Primrose Everdeen

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Guess who⁉️

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6 years

Yous all eat meat we are living in the fucking matrix

This Morning

@thismorning

6 years

Saved from a dog meat farm in South Korea, we meet the two puppies who almost ended up on the dinner table, and owe their lives to their new owners

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1 year

blowdrying your hair in summer

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

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name something harder than this😭

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5 years

weetabix more like weet the fuck

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5 years

Look around you and try again

McDonald's UK

@McDonaldsUK

5 years

Introducing our new, @vegsoc vegan approved, Veggie Dippers meal! 🙌

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My biggest downfall is one negative thing is said to me and I just spiral and suddenly it’s the end of the world and everybody hates me. It’s horrible and annoying

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It’s so evil to have no signal/5G on a train for the majority of your journey in this day and age. We’ve been on bastard moon

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8 years

The dairy industry is SHOOK

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5 years

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 vegan kit kats 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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5 years

McDonald’s needs to get a grip. Nobody wants your “veg goujons and nuggets” they look shit they are shit. Greggs done a quorn product and look at the success. Vegans dont have to compromise for nice food anymore. Try harder! And get some fuckin soy milk.

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8 years

DONT POISON UR PUPS

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@Forbes @AngelAuYeung Philanthropy exists to launder the reputations of the rich

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I’m so rotten goin to the gym just to use their ghds before I go out tonight . in my martin lewis era

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Stop starving yourself to be skinny for a night out. Listen. Eat properly, eat good actually. If you get enough fibre it will mean you poop at some point during or prior to pre drinks. Then u wont feel bloated AND wont be tired/get paralytic. The real deal. Stop starving urself.

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Watching Girl on the Train even tho they ANNOYINGLY set it in fucking America when it should have been BRITISH !!! Altho I suppose then the train would have been on strike and none of it would ever have happened.

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I see u wearing a t shirt with the eiffel tower on it but are u even a real fan? name 3 of its mechanical engineers.

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Chargin extra for plant milk in 2023 is so greedy and icky every cunt drinks oat milk now don’t be a tight bastard

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@risevagainst If that is the case then I don't see the issue with a pink version!

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Start of the day -> end of the day. Same spot 😢💖

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@ChannyBannyy Lmaoooooooooo

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@risevagainst If it was a separate "girls edition" it would be problematic but it's just a pink version lmao to assume it's for girls is a sexist act

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"Can't believe the new doctor who is a woman. This is THE WORST thing the BBC has EVER done!!" didnt they have like a massive paedo ring tho

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If Bojo resigns is that 3 in a row? Cameron, May, Johnson? This is the strong and stable Tory party everyone insists is better than the alternative?

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I am inconsolable

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You can just tell some people have summer birthdays (derogatory)

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@limitlessjest Some of these responses….

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Is m&s clothing getting trendier or am I getting less cool?

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If my remains are literally JUST found and celebs come on here saying stop hurting men’s feelings... I condone every inch of so called cancel culture that follows

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bring back smoking areas and unlimited alcohol. unwise but not illegal

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The return of Love Island was watched live on ITV2 by 1.3m viewers on Monday. The 2022 summer series opener had an average TV audience of 2.4m, while four years ago the launch episode attracted 3.3m. The decline comes amid suggestions that the dating show has lost some appeal.

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when ur mate starts texting a fuckboy

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And I’m a supermodel !!! We can all say things !!!!!!

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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he’s a “socialist” [ @Telegraph ]

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@ChantayyJayy 🍜 ‘next level’ 😚

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I’m gonna develop an app to reveal what men look like when they shut the fuck up and mind their own business for once

New York Magazine

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Man develops app to reveal what women look like without makeup

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I would do this cause nails cost like £30 and men's haircuts cost like £10 lols

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Why won’t people eat vegetables

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Is southern-fried squirrel the answer to KFC's extraordinary chicken shortage?

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... you do know Karl Marx wrote the script for White Chicks ?

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Will Marxists demand to cancel the movie ‘White Chicks’ for having black actors doing a whiteface?

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@allysoglam @MzYummyDread @AdamantxYves With hands in her pockets so she’s clearly confident he isn’t going to attack or do anything untoward

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@HelenofMiami If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

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Boris Johnson about all the dead old people:

𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋🕊

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If lockdown has taught me anything then it is 100% not everyone you lose is a loss👋🏽

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4 types of gals growing up… I was funky friends but I wanted a playboy bedroom so bad

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Used to piss me off so bad as a child if the CD booklet didn’t have the lyrics in !!

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This generation knows nothing of CD booklets. They're just sitting around listening to music and have no idea there's 1,100 people Janet Jackson would like to thank.

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Me waiting for him to go get a towel

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Liked and shared hope I win

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Very good

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1 year

STOP the turkey teeth apocalypse ffs. retain your beautiful unique character!

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@michellecyca He did something to his teeth and I can’t look at him in the same why. I don’t understand if it’s just for this serie or he changed his smile

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Plugging your vibrator in to charge feels illegal. It’s one thing to sin but to preempt and prepare for your sin? wow

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People who eat beef currently sad about police ramming a cow with their car

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Got engaged Got married Got divorced

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You have no idea why someone is drunk, actually, and you *really* shouldn’t make the assumption that their A&E visit is their fault because they are drunk. So no 👍 fuck off x

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@megsergio @MediumSizeMeech Omg thats actually soooo annoying!!!

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elderly lady: takes out false teeth elderly fuckboy: see this is why you gotta take bitches toffee apple eating on a first date

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Basically: if you don’t give yourself a day off, your body will choose one for you.

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