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Parody FIA

11 months

To compensate Ferrari for the damage caused to the car of Carlos Sainz yesterday, we have given the team a $200 voucher to spend on Red Bull merchandise.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Following his inappropriate comments regarding Sergio Perez, Helmut Marko will wear specially branded team wear with immediate effect:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 months

After a poor and foul mouthed performance in Hungary, Red Bull have punished Max Verstappen as follows: - Sim racing rig confiscated - 6pm bedtime - Grounded for a fortnight - No cartoons - No Coco Pops - No sugary energy drinks - Forced to spend time with Kelly Piquet

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 months

The FIA have introduced a new penalty - not avoiding a collision: “A driver in full control of their car must avoid any collision, giving full allowance to the inability of another driver.” A retrospective Hungarian GP time penalty for Lewis Hamilton is under consideration.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

3 months

Following a complaint from Red Bull to the FIA requesting McLaren tape over a hole in their brake ducts, McLaren have submitted a request for Red Bull to close an equally annoying hole:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

9 months

The @fia have asked us to apologise for our post yesterday. It may have given the wrong impression. The picture is misleading as Red Bull were not the only team present. Alpha Tauri were there as well.

Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

9 months

It was a great @fia meeting yesterday to discuss the future of F1 rules and regulations. The dress code was a little bit strict:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

9 months

Mercedes are due to launch their 2024 car, the W15, on 14 February. The sidepods will be launched sometime in July or August.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Can’t believe we’ve got a parody account.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

Also a shoutout to our @fia stewards today. It only took them EIGHT LAPS to determine this warranted a time penalty. Amazing speed of decision making!

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Think the title race is dull? Think again! If Sergio Perez wins every remaining: - Sprint Race (3) - Grand Prix (6) - Fastest lap (6) Max Verstappen will still need to score a whole THREE points from nine races to secure the championship. What a nail biting finish in store!

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

7 months

Mercedes are determined for the W15 to deliver its full potential at the Australian GP. Mercedes targets include: - Reach Q2 - 3.5s pitstops - No more than 2 race strategy errors - Solid P7/P8 finishes - Second best Mercedes powered team - Go away 5% less clueless about the car

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

The @fia will penalise @GeorgeRussell63 for bringing @f1 into disrepute saying @redbullracing will win every race. With the close racing, ultra competitive rules and strict cost cap penalties we have brilliantly created, Red Bull will likely only win 21 or 22 races, not all 23.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

BREAKING NEWS: Sergio Perez will complete the final 3 laps of the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP in November to see if he can secure Red Bull the 2021 Constructors Championship. The @fia were unaware this option was available but will adjust the race result on this one occasion.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

Following rumours of @LewisHamilton being paid £62m under his new @MercedesAMGF1 contract, the @fia has decided to bring salaries of drivers who are not Dutch into the cost cap with immediate effect.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

In the interests of full transparency, the @fia hereby release the full transcript of the decision making process during the closing laps of the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. Some parts may have been redacted to protect the individuals involved:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS Most wins by drivers who have had world champion teammates: L Hamilton - 103 M Schumacher - 91 S Vettel - 53 A Prost - 51 A Senna - 41 F Alonso - 32 N Mansell - 31 J Stewart - 27 J Clark - 25 N Lauda - 25 J M Fangio - 24 N Piquet - 23 N Rosberg - 23

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

9 months

It was a great @fia meeting yesterday to discuss the future of F1 rules and regulations. The dress code was a little bit strict:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Great to see some nice clean overtaking by @Max33Verstappen in today’s Sprint Race. Remember the @fia stewards like to see safe and controlled overtaking with sufficient racing room left for the car being overtaken - a textbook example here.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

8 months

The @fia are investigating allegations that Christian Horner may have been influencing F1 technical regulations to an unhealthy and inappropriate degree over a lengthy timescale:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

The @fia have some new changes implemented for the @f1 Saudi Arabian GP qualifying. Any driver who looks set for pole position in Q3 before crashing at the last corner will be automatically granted pole position and hailed as completing the best qualifying lap in history.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Name a bigger downgrade.

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@NoContextBrits

1 year

Name a bigger downgrade.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

25 days

Aston Martin personnel believe the signing of Adrian Newey would have a transformative effect on the Aston Martin team. With Newey’s influence, the team believe Lance Stroll may be able to make it to Q2 on a consistent basis.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

7 months

In the interests of full transparency, integrity & world leading governance, the @fia hereby release FIA president @Ben_Sulayem ’s independent investigation into his own alleged misconduct. The president finds himself not guilty of all charges on the following grounds:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Max Verstappen on Lewis Hamilton’s teammate comments: "It's not nice of Hamilton towards the teammates I've had…” Max Verstappen on Helmut Marko’s inappropriate Sergio Perez comments: “I don’t think I’m the right person to educate Helmut…”

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

3 months

Two things are clear today: 1.) Verstappen doesn’t know the driving regs. 2.) Even if he did you suspect he thinks they don’t apply to him.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Paddock rumour suggests that @redbullracing have asked for one additional lap to be added to the Belgian GP distance. The team are rumoured to be unhappy at the race taking place over 44 laps, believing the number to be cursed.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

The @fia wish to clarify that for cancelled sessions the result of the last active @f1 session determines the result. If all Imola sessions are cancelled, race result will be taken from the Miami GP result. @Max33Verstappen would therefore be awarded a race win and full points.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Lewis Hamilton is not wrong on Max Verstappen having weak teammates. Sergio Perez must be the worst teammate of a championship winning driver since…

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Sorry, could you repeat that?! We’re just busy in the @redbullracing hospitality area. The catering is great, but unfortunately the phone reception is quite poor.

Mercedes-AMG F1 News

@MercedesNewsUK

1 year

📸 - Verstappen overtaking George under yellow flags.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

8 months

Following a request for clarification from an unnamed team, the @fia confirms that employee silence payments in excess of £500,000 are excluded from the cost cap and termed ‘Research and Development tax credits’.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 month

Red Bull with asymmetric braking vs Red Bull without asymmetric braking

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Team boss with no prior experience of cost cap compliance offers valuable insight on @MercedesAMGF1 ability to comply with the cost cap.

Horner issues Mercedes budget cap WARNING after W14 upgrades

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Looks like a great game @EASPORTS and @Max33Verstappen The attack/assault mode looks really exciting.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

Probably a five second penalty for Verstappen but we’ll make sure he’s 10 seconds ahead before deciding. Or just ignore it.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

8 months

After Max Verstappen’s Red Bull topped day 1 of the Bahrain test, a team spokesperson admitted they are expected to “deploy the sandbag” on Thursday morning in an effort to downplay their dominance. Or to use his proper name, Sergio Perez.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

Today we held a meeting of the @fia stewards to review the last race. It was agreed this situation at the @SaudiArabianGP definitely warranted a safety car. @redbullracing were adamant they needed a cheap pitstop for @Max33Verstappen which has to be taken into consideration.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

F1 2023 summed up in one video:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

To avoid embarrassment to the @fia of overturned penalties, we will be introducing ‘honesty penalties’. If teams consider they have broken the rules they give themselves the appropriate penalty. This will not apply to @redbullracing as they insist they never break any rules.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Following a request from @redbullracing , any driver that attempts to go wheel to wheel with @Max33Verstappen in today’s Azerbaijan GP will receive a blue flag and be permitted to concede position. This does not apply to @SChecoPerez as team orders will instead be implemented.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

Sadly the only @fia regulation for fining a driver for giving away their trophy from the FIA gala is to request reimbursement of the original cost. We will consequently be requesting the sum of €5.25 from @LewisHamilton .

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

The @fia are set to appoint Jonathan Wheatley to oversee FIA race control following Steve Nielsen’s departure. This will be alongside his Red Bull duties. Wheatley previously performed the dual roles with distinction in 2021, coaching Michael Masi through some difficult races.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

3 months

Verstappen divebombs Hamilton into turn 1 and goes over Hamilton’s front wheel! The sort of divebomb he criticised Norris for just two races ago…

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

The @fia are proud to confirm that Michael Masi will be presented with an FIA Lifetime Achievement Award at the upcoming FIA gala. This is in recognition of his loyal and error free service to motorsport and specifically F1:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Lawyers for Felipe Massa may consider legal action against Silverstone. Massa believes allowing the 2008 British Grand Prix to run in wet conditions - causing him to spin a comical number of times for a championship contender - was a contributing factor in the 2008 title race.

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@FIAsteward

11 months

George Russell is understood to have requested team orders at Mercedes this weekend for the drivers championship. Having won the race last season, Russell believes he is quicker around Interlagos and Mercedes should prioritise improving his current 8th position in the standings.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Red Bull are rumoured to have Nelson Piquet lined up as a replacement if they decide to remove Helmut Marko. Piquet is considered to embody the values of Marko and the Red Bull team. Marko has reportedly been told Piquet is from North America in order to agree the appointment.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

Please note that due to issues in production with the new for 2023 @fia clothing, all FIA stewards and other personnel will borrow team wear from @redbullracing for the duration of the Bahrain GP weekend. We remind everyone of the FIA’s total impartiality and integrity.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

The @fia would like to apologise to Max Verstappen and Red Bull. Having reviewed Lewis Hamilton’s 2021 Qatar pole lap, we counted at least 15 track limit violations. Track limits will be enforced with the same accuracy & timeliness as at the Austrian GP.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

We have now selected the four cars for whom we will monitor track limits in Mexico. This will include car no.44 and three others. We trust that the other competitors will not exceed track limits all weekend.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

15 days

If Lando Norris wins the next 6 races with fastest lap plus Sprint races and Max Verstappen is second at each race… …the FIA will reappoint Michael Masi as race director for Abu Dhabi to ensure the previous 6 races are irrelevant and Max Verstappen becomes the world champion*.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

The @fia are investigating reports of further misconduct by @LewisHamilton and @MercedesAMGF1 following yesterday’s reprimand for lateness. It is alleged that Hamilton had more than the permitted two Weetabix for breakfast. This could result in exclusion from the event.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

And @Max33Verstappen has “hit a bird”. A lovely tribute to his dad Jos on Fathers Day.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Following the presence of several lizards on track in Singapore, we have been investigating reports of sightings of a dinosaur in the F1 paddock. However there is no need to worry, it’s just @redbullracing ’s Helmut Marko prowling the paddock sharing his prehistoric views.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 months

To prove the dangers of Hamilton ‘moving under braking’ at the Hungaroring, Red Bull conducted a test demonstrating what would have happened if Verstappen had not had his momentum reduced by Hamilton’s front wheel. Unfortunately the results did not go as Red Bull intended:

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Ladies and gentlemen, your @LaureusSport Sportsman of the Year 2022: @Max33Verstappen Rest assured he will be back in 200mph+ machinery with @redbullracing next weekend.

Ana 🦁

@maxvcalloway

1 year

Max was in a sim racing competition today ( we had no clue about this but anyways) he got disqualified because shunted his opponent on purpose as a retaliation of the person hitting on him. Here’s the video: Max 😭😭😭

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

Today marks two years since we last went “motor racing” with our former race director Michael Masi. One for the history books. The @fia wish Michael a great day and hope that his Honda dealership is running successfully. Who knows, maybe we will see him back in F1 soon…

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

2 years

On the eve of @f1 testing, we remind drivers and fans that track limits will be strictly enforced by our competent @fia race director. If a car exceeds track limits, times will be removed and we may enforce penalties. Below is an example of a car staying within track limits:

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

3 months

Max Verstappen has revealed a medical condition he has suffered from through his F1 career. OCD - Obsessive Crash Disorder - is a compulsion to crash into other drivers when under pressure. Red Bull have mitigated the problem through: - Cheating - Dominant cars - Bum teammates

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

The @fia are aware but unconcerned of reports of Toto Wolff leaking confidential FIA information. We’ve been deliberately leaking false ‘Red Bull’ technical secrets to him for the last two seasons with great success.

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@FIAsteward

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The @fia confirm that any rappers or their “homies” taking part in the Singapore GP will automatically receive a 10 place grid penalty for assumed foul language.

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@FIAsteward

2 years

Jos Verstappen was unimpressed with @SChecoPerez ’s win at the @SaudiArabianGP . The Dutchman - without an @f1 win of his own to his name - insists the win is no big deal. It’s claimed Jos has his own history of beating various members of the Verstappen family in the past….

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@FIAsteward

1 year

@ahmed_baokbah This is actually still under investigation by the stewards.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

The @fia may reverse the deletion of @Max33Verstappen ’s lap time for track limits as data shows no advantage was gained. Data from FIA steward Derek Warwick’s Honda dealership show sales decline when Verstappen has a poor qualifying result. If anything, that’s a disadvantage.

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@FIAsteward

3 months

Max Verstappen has lost three consecutive races for the first time since Brazil, Qatar and Saudi Arabia in the 2021 season. At least since then his driving has improved when he’s not winning…

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 month

Congratulations to Lando Norris for a very well deserved award today!

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

10 months

An 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 stat from our @fia stewards and president 🔥 They achieved an impeccable 100.0% correct decisions over the entire season. They also achieved 100.0% score in our metrics for monitoring track limits, consistency and impartiality. Well done team! 👏

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@FIAsteward

2 years

Due to a sickness bug @Max33Verstappen will not be present in Jeddah until Friday. We believe he was sick of hearing about ‘the greatest lap that never was’ from 2021 @SaudiArabianGP qualifying just like everyone else.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Mercedes driver George Russell has revealed the extreme physical effects of the Qatar GP. Russell, who recovered to fourth after a first corner collision with teammate Lewis Hamilton dropped him to the back of the field, revealed he shed a whole layer of skin during the race.

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@FIAsteward

7 months

BREAKING: To avoid another boring, predictable race the Australian GP has been cancelled. Points are awarded on current form as follows: - Verstappen awarded 26 pts for win and fastest lap - Alonso awarded a podium after @Ben_Sulayem “had a word” - Both Alpines classified DNF

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@FIAsteward

1 year

He doesn’t care if your name is Pique or Piquet. @LewisHamilton will have his vengeance.

Gerard Piqué

@3gerardpique

12 years

Hamilton OUT! Alonso is flying now! #F1

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

The @fia are pleased to announce our new 2024 Sprint weekend format: Thursday: Cars enter parc ferme Friday: AM - Grand Prix PM - Sprint Qualifying Saturday: AM - Practice 1 PM - Qualifying for next Grand Prix Sunday: AM - Sprint Race PM - Practice 2

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@FIAsteward

1 year

WANTED: Professional @f1 stewards. Requirements: - Male - Indecisive - Willing to sign NDA - Distrusts driver jewellery - Ownership of Honda/Ford (from ‘26) dealership desirable - No prior/future knowledge of rules Benefits: - Top class catering provided by a leading team.

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@FIAsteward

6 months

In the interests of safety, the @fia will be trialling new brake markers at the upcoming Japanese GP:

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@FIAsteward

9 months

The @fia denies reports that Red Bull have failed a crash test with their 2024 car. After discussions with Red Bull personnel, it became apparent it was the FIA that failed: setting the requirements too high. These have been adjusted accordingly and Red Bull have now passed.

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@FIAsteward

10 months

Lots of people saying Verstappen should be penalised for this. Not so. You need to consider the @fia regulations, specifically Article S of the Sporting Regulations. Clause H section one, sub-section T. Remember the rules are: S, H, i…

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@FIAsteward

11 months

5 second penalty for George Russell. Not yielding at first sight of a Red Bull.

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@FIAsteward

2 years

We can confirm the @fia and @f1 have held initial talks about a London Grand Prix. The idea is to regenerate East London and bring F1 to a new generation of local and/or deprived children. A child’s ticket will start at only £1,500 for general admission to Friday practice.

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@FIAsteward

7 months

Flavio Briatore: “He (Hamilton) is one of those drivers who doesn’t put in effort when the car isn’t good.” Flavio Briatore’s efforts when the car isn’t good:

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@FIAsteward

10 months

Great to see @Ben_Sulayem turning up for this evening’s @fia gala. (PS please don’t sue him).

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@FIAsteward

1 year

UPDATE: Massa’s lawyers now think the Silverstone weather was an ‘act of God’. So they are considering suing God as well.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Lawyers for Felipe Massa may consider legal action against Silverstone. Massa believes allowing the 2008 British Grand Prix to run in wet conditions - causing him to spin a comical number of times for a championship contender - was a contributing factor in the 2008 title race.

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@FIAsteward

2 years

The @fia would like to thank Michael Masi for his visit today to coach our stewards and race directors on impartiality, fairness and safety car procedures. Here he is telling @PierreGASLY that it’s a guaranteed @redbullracing victory this weekend whatever happens.

RaceFans

@racefansdotnet

2 years

Former FIA #F1 race director Michael Masi, who was removed from his position after his error in applying the rules during the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP influenced the outcome of the world championship, is back in the paddock at Melbourne - here he is with @PierreGASLY . #AustralianGP

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@FIAsteward

7 months

Bearman 🤝 Unbearable man

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@FIAsteward

7 months

BREAKING: Helmut Marko may be suspended by Red Bull following an alleged affair with Christian Horner.

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@FIAsteward

9 months

Rumours have surfaced that @SkySportsF1 pundit Karun Chandhok has pre recorded a generic segment stating a future Max Verstappen pole lap in the 2024 season is “the greatest lap ever”. Chandhok claims the lap eclipses Senna - Bruno Senna when he outqualified Chandhok by 1.7s.

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@FIAsteward

11 months

George Russell is understood to have told Mercedes their single biggest flaw this season. The lack of team orders in his favour.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

When @Max33Verstappen boxed and they restarted the 2021 Abu Dhabi GP for one lap. Great work team @fia .

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@RealKronkGym

1 year

What’s the greatest ROBBERY in boxing history?

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@FIAsteward

1 year

We would like to confirm reports that the @fia were far too lenient in Singapore. In hindsight Lewis Hamilton should have had to give ALL the places back and run last after taking the run-off at turn 1 of the race.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Following his double defeat to @SChecoPerez at the Azerbaijan Grand Prix, @Max33Verstappen has announced an exclusive new sponsorship deal.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

At this point we’ve decided we are just going to give everyone* a 5 second penalty and be done with it. * - one team excluded from penalties.

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@FIAsteward

2 years

We quit, we can’t bring you any more amusement than the real @fia at this point 🎤 (We might be back tomorrow)

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@FIAsteward

11 months

Damn it, I think they are on to us…

F1blag

@f1blag

11 months

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: I can reveal for the first time, the guidance given to the @fia 's #F1 race stewards.

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@FIAsteward

2 months

With the summer break in full swing, Max Verstappen is believed to be spending his time teaching Dutch cyclists how to deal with difficult British opponents head on. The Olympic Cycling race director unexpectedly applied the rules correctly, harshly disqualifying the Dutch team.

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@FIAsteward

8 months

The final straw for Lewis Hamilton at Mercedes was discovering the W15 was made out of Lego:

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@FIAsteward

2 years

It appears @Nike are looking to put a stop to @Max33Verstappen and his ‘Max 1’ clothing brand. This has nothing to do with the conflict in use of the word ‘Max’. They are just another of the many parties who believe he is using the number 1 under false pretences.

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Following the expensive damages to the Hungarian GP winner’s trophy, future trophies will no longer be as expensive. The trophy for the Belgian GP will be a low budget reflection of the quality of the current @f1 season and match the colour of the boots of the winning driver:

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@FIAsteward

1 year

Christian Horner has revealed that Red Bull had to undo some “bad habits” learnt by Daniel Ricciardo whilst he was with other teams. These include: - Humility - Sportsmanship - Honesty - Humour - Integrity - Working within the cost cap

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

1 year

Following reports of fans turning up at @Charles_Leclerc home, the @fia received disturbing news of @Max33Verstappen being approached by two men charged with assault and racism. Thankfully it turned out that it was just Max’s father Jos and his girlfriend’s father Nelson Piquet.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

11 months

Due to unexpected low temperatures in Las Vegas, @fia track sensors and CCTV systems may not work reliably in cold conditions. Consequently we will rely on the discretion of the FIA stewards and race director to determine fastest lap times, track limit violations and penalties.

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Parody FIA

@FIAsteward

7 months

The WhatsApp button on the W15 allows George Russell to post directly to the team & his social media account. Default messages include: “I’m faster than Lewis” “Let’s work as a team (in my favour)” “It was Lewis’ fault” “Crikey, the car bottled it & crashed me into the barrier”

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