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1 year

@Princess_Kit_K @TravelsCharlie @SeanBannion @historyinmemes My primary school teacher was completely hysterical as she couldn't reach her sister. Her sister worked in towers. But the night before, one of their family friends was in town & they drank too much. First day of work she had missed in 5 years. Fate works in mysterious ways.

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@kirawontmiss On fbook tonight

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@shinji_zone @Oda_CM I was so excited to go to White Castle. My girlfriend couldn't understand it. Order 20 mini burgers. They were so bad I tried to give it to the homeless guy outside but he refused... Harold & Kumar definitely oversold White Castle.

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@fesshole Pro tip - you will never get fat as her cooking is terrible. My sister is an amazing cook esp baking. Her husband went from beach bod to beached whale.

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@RExkQjl0 @GreenTextRepost Had a friend who put laxatives & Reaper oil in his sandwich as it kept getting stolen. The thief ended up in hospital & sued the company. The company launched an investigation. I saw the sandwich box & threw it away as he was my buddy. No one ratted. He got what he deserved.

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@jrholtz @philanpolicar @Jack_Raines @alleiigh During ww2 a bunch of statisticians would measure the planes that came back & marked where they were hit to see where they should put more armour on. It’s critical to infer the missing data about where the non-returning planes were hit.

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@DadraHicks @JustPostingLs @hrhforeverrr Braids originally come from the Viking era. That's why they are called DUTCH BRAIDS.

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@Bethan_Kate We had a swimming coach whose claim to fame was being an "olympic medalist in the 50m & 100m freestyle". In the parents teacher race, my uncle whose definition of dad bod - best him in the 50m. His excuse? "My Speedo was coming down..."

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@UtdFiction @CFC_Janty Henderson won the same amount of UCLs with Liverpool as cr7 won at United Doesn't make them equal

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1 year

@Bethack10 @FrankKhalidUK Tickets vs... listen closely... SEASON TICKETS.

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@jaredwright17 Won the freedom cup & got his freedom back from the french. Siya's always winning

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@securitron_eth @HillaryFetters @TheJoeySwoll @libertyycookies The biggest guys in the gym are usually the nicest & most helpful. The gym bros with backwards caps & tight vnecks are a bit different...

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@bradshelpman @Cobratate

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@AnfieIdFix @ThatRexGuy I think you underestimate the TV money & parity...

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@kattaclyzm @EvrydaySinner @GalenMicheal @hankgreen

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@Gutsuki_Losa @FromKulak The suit troll was my favourite. "You must wear a suit to Congress!" Comes in his pyjamas. "You can wear whatever you want to Congress" Comes in a suit. 👏👏👏

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@Sey_online @fan_shack @tensss__10 @TheFergusonWay @Gideoomatic AND Conte took over after 8 games so had no preseason or money. Pep shipped off his captain - Hart & all the fullbacks that summer. That city team had just finished 4th in the league & KO to RM in the semi finals of UCL. People love to forget how GOOD city were pre pep.

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@shinji_zone I was so excited to go to White Castle. My girlfriend couldn't understand it. Order 20 mini burgers. They were so bad I tried to give it to the homeless guy outside but he refused... I guess the homeless had AE too Harold & Kumar definitely oversold White Castle.

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@FutBoViz @NSftbl That's exactly why Halaand wasn't as "cheap" as city fans make out.

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@TboozeSA A girl I knew worked in Rustenburg. Her boyfriend/ fiancé didn't want to leave jhb even though he was WFH. She would drive to Rustenburg everyday from jhb - leave at 5am to Rustenburg & back by 8pm..

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@jubDreak @RExkQjl0 @GreenTextRepost Um I don't know how to tell you this but he won the case. There was no "official company policy" in writing or visually in the break room telling people not to take other people's food from the fridge. I genuinely can't understand who the US legal system tries to protect.

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10 months

@nicharry @Mexico864 Not at someone else's wedding. Time & place is critical

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@__cousin__ @GreenTextRepost One of the guys I was friends with was studying film studies. He asked me to bring his phone charger to him as I started later. 80 girls to 4 guys. I made sure to visit multiple times in the year.

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@TransfersRadar @StokeyyG2 Liverpool have no associated clubs.

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@Pr0t0E @shinji_zone @Oda_CM NGL I'd just go to the nearest Maccy Dee's. They never let you down (unless you want something from the ice cream machine).

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@VVPRFX @ReviewsPossum Which means "don't be unattractive"

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@Tactical_Times FSG are reactive. As long as top 4 isn't in trouble they won't do anything

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@TrollFootball 92 points in the league, UCL final, FA cup winner, League cup winner, reached the quarter finals of the World Cup with the Netherlands. Hard to tell why he’s there though right?

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@War_Lizard @GreenTextRepost @Flopper442 He was Abby & this is his way of coping.

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@fabrizioleao @The_S_O_B @Ayrtxn__ @NappinInsomiac The kid also said something along the lines "I will die knowing I've never been kissed by a handsome prince" & looks at Chase... If he said No it would have eaten him alive IMO

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@misu_zulu @MosesePule Your trust is broken. You saw the evidence. She cleaned her phone & used that as leverage. Walk away king. It's not worth it.

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@cxovelurisi @hourly_shitpost Henry ford was struggling to sell cars because people didn't see a purpose. He convinced Congress in America for the 2 day weekend. More time = more reason to buy a car (from ford) to take your family away on small trips for the weekend. It worked out well for him.

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@ronaldowarrior @TeamCRonaldo Try again

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@shutter_lux @SkyFootball Irony being, the woman's players payout was at 20% of expected revenue from the world cup. The men's respective %? 7%. I think they should threaten to boycott the next WC unless they are bumped up to 20%. Equality & everything.

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@Cnllrlly @MC_of_A Just for them to sign Lewa & give him wages DOUBLE what Bayern offered 😂😂😂

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@mehyarinho @sportbible

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@pr0dxdeadbeat @untilweredeadtv Hahaha I was 18 & dating what I thought was a 22 year old. We went to rent a car as were abroad together. "No under 25". Me - "Dam we can't rent a car to explore those ruins!" Her - "Uhm well that's not a problem... I may be 26"

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@sportbible

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@kengarthan @MemeThemAll @Bob50065949 @reddit_lies Never overestimate the average persons intelligence.

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@NC_State69420 @stairwayto3dom The Middle East were the only nations to Condemn & Outright ban the Olympics opening ceremony as it was sacrilegious to decimate the image of Christ. The Vatican was very quiet. Shows you who is captured.

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@RubyTiger18 @BillyVicente_ @PicturesFoIder "I didn't buy this item but...."

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@ammandev @StokeyyG2

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@fabrizioleao @The_S_O_B @Ayrtxn__ @NappinInsomiac House was adamant she had a brain tumour that's why she wasn't scared of death. He wanted a rational reason why a person so young could not be afraid to die.

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@aai_austin @Memphis @d__blax He hasn't been cleared. There wasn't enough evidence to find him "guilty beyond reasonable doubt". Meaning he could be guilty but there's still doubt. If he was cleared, he could counter sue all 10 for defamation & false accusations.

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@JoshuaTurek @CooneyOrDie Happened to my cousin. He's 6ft1. Blonde hair blue eyed & swimmer body. I was dating her friend. She was an actress working on a movie in CPT. She had insane rule of "no photos" even at beach etc. Turns out, my cousin was the side fling. He was devastated. No more actresses.

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@jaredwright17 The plane was on course & the timing was off. Pretty difficult to change flight path with 5-10 minutes notice. The DJ could have just not played SB during the haka. It was one button switch. We need to start controlling these DJs. This is not Billy's on a Friday at 2am.

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@hardestgeezer @tyleroconnor132 My friends dad had to go there to configure cell towers. He had armed security for the entirety of his 4 day trip. His life insurance, from South Africa, informed him if he gets kidnapped they are not paying a cent.

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@faebles @lawsbiana It's most likely this & not sexual. Work mum's are a thing

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@kanders26 @mindyisser Between the 5 guys it works out to 40 each. I guess you could work Jan & Feb. And go on holiday for the rest of the year

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@uraijit @MadraiRua @ClownWorld_

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@kkchap26 @JoshLFC1909 We are the exception to the rule. City spend big but smartly. Win the treble. United & Chelsea spend big but no strategy or direction.

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@PrinceHAK33M If a girl says Superbad is lame or not funny, then you move on. This is genuinely one of the funniest movies ever made. Along with Step brothers. If she quotes either, marry her.

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@aadore_m @maryjaneexplore "Farmers market" not "Nightclub"

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@KoketsoResane @SicebiM R3000 a ticket & you're defending that nonsense?!

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1 year

@T2Rugby Look at the team that started the first test vs NZ Vs the team that started in jhb? Rassie & JN used the rugby championship to test out other players & combinations. You learn more from 1 defeat than 99 victories. Ireland unbeaten in 2 years, lost when it mattered most.

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@OlManBantz People need to look up Mike Tyson origin story. The guy who adopted him, watched him get jumped by 5 guys older & bigger. Mike fought back but they kicked his ass. After that, he decided he could train him into a champion. Mike was still a kid..

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@paul_hewton @tjg1986 @sportbible Wasn't he doing coverage for sky? His actual employers.

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@sumherehk @fesshole It's actually not. Your brain remembers a number pattern. It disassociates why you chose it. But it will remember the pattern subconsciously.

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1 year

@shadesofgame @Happinessdiy1 @HashK69 Are you this INSECURE?!

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1 year

@UTDTrey @cagiago_ Shameless

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1 year

@RussellPope99 Tielmans must just belt it down the middle if he sees the bottle.

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@CFC_Janty @CFCAllyRhodes Tuchel would have you 3rd right now if your board decided to keep the one player he built defense around. Rudiger.

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@leliibaby @Rakgadi_EM 92% didn't want the farming land offered from the government. They took money.

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@alleiigh @Jack_Raines During ww2 a bunch of statisticians would measure the planes that came back & marked where they were hit to see where they should put more armour on. It’s critical to infer the missing data about where the non-returning planes were hit.

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@Nadu805 @ginacostag_ The best part is, he's broken his own record 6x. Each time by 1cm. He cleared that bar by at least 7-10cm so he could keep going for another 7 years breaking his own record

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@nyaneann @Dlamini_0306 How could you not catch him?! He's definitely not Usain bolt level fast.

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@Springboks @NZRugby The plane was on course & the timing was off. Pretty difficult to change flight path with 5-10 minutes notice. The DJ could have just not played SB during the haka. It was one button switch. We need to start controlling these DJs. This is not Billy's on a Friday at 2am.

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