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An unhinged Philly sports fan • Spelman Woman • All Black Lives Matter 🤎

Joined April 2011
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@soulfauxreal
Shelby & Dolly
7 months
The love older women have for Shemar Moore needs to be studied. My grandma calls him her man. 😭
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this is sensational 😭
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5 years
Khloe, who is shaped like Ser Gregor Clegane and ironically a host of a weight loss show, is calling someone else fat? I have to laugh.
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8 months
When you really think about it, 2016 was the last proper year we had as a country.
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tbt to the glory days of 2016 when an Uber was under $2
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7 years
Your QB rapes women so you might wanna sit this one out.
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9 years
He looks like every type of Morehouse man. http://t.co/NyJ0ZJdoS0
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5 months
Nicole’s ability to recall exact moments to substantiate her claims is #RHOM
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9 years
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7 months
It’s just so funny to me how this attempted takedown of Quad is leading to a whacking of all the rest of them women. #Married2Med
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8 years
NOOOOOPE. RT @bpyrx : can I volunteer @t_eaddy for #FullBeardChallenge ? 😩
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5 years
Qualified? Qualified he says. You niggas have nothing. Y’all can’t cook. Y’all can’t put together IKEA furniture. Y’all don’t brush y’all tongues. But we gotta be qualified.
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@soulfauxreal
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7 years
Because only white women have eyelashes.
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9 years
All that work & makeup and Kendall still looks 1000x better. RT @StreetFashion01 : Are they even related anymore!? http://t.co/76ADTAGDD2
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2 years
@KatimaMoo @CreamBlanco This was for her son’s birthday party 🤦🏽‍♀️. She had some 11 year olds eating like this.
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@soulfauxreal
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4 years
When you mention range, never leave out @HaroldPerrineau .
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9 months
And to all of you calling Larsa messy, she’s not that. She’s an unhinged, trashy, narcissistic, dummy. And there’s nothing entertaining about it. #RHOM
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@soulfauxreal
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4 years
We know y’all don’t care. That’s the problem, genius.
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4 years
Idk but disliking Prince’s music seems like a character flaw to me.
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4 years
Since we’re calling for the abolition of things: abolish medical coverage being tethered to a job, abolish high deductible medical plans (I am not a fucking Honda), and abolish having to accrue PTO.
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7 years
RT @UmCoolLikeDat : Eyelashes are a eurocentric feature, and yall paying $125 for them? Let’s talk about it.
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4 months
Gizelle as Bey and Robyn as Mariah? #RHOP
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9 years
LMAOO RT @DJBRAN : When the party free before 10 it's always that 1 nigga in there at 9:05 like this http://t.co/9eXFvLJTDZ
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5 months
Talking shit in your confessional is the definition of bothered. #Married2Med
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8 years
Jesus, I'm ready. RT @sardonictaunts : american patriotism is so often mindblowingly fucking idiotic
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9 years
CH.... I ALMOST THREW MY PHONE. RT @Mascotmy_tweets : This lifted my spirit so much 😭😭😭
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1 year
Anyway people not asking the right questions: what section was Keke sitting in?
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2 years
And neither will she. It took her 3 American months to respond to Remy and she responded with something that would chart.
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4 years
Why is everybody finding out today that Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones’s daughter?
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9 years
HELP! RT @LaMing_xoxo : ; baby fever 😫😍👶🏾 . http://t.co/0OiGqS4z2p
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6 years
Which demanding bitch did you lose your man to, sis? Point her out.
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
6 years
Bitches too poor and too demanding nowadays. You don’t even have good juice in your fridge and you want a bill paid to chill?
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1 year
I don’t know how y’all still support Chris Brown. Abusive past aside, his music has not developed since the Obama administration.
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8 years
BIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHH RT @FormationWT : Beyoncé dancing to Shawty Lo's "Dey Know" #FormationWorldTour #Atlanta
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8 years
Lmao RT @TheRealStevieJ : Randy Moss looking at Trent Dilfer like "Dont catch these hands today bro" 😂😂😂😂
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Shelby & Dolly
4 years
No Uber or Lyft. Just missing the shuttle back to campus and vibes.
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4 years
If you were in college between 2006-2012 you really experienced a life that the next generation will never know. We actually danced and partied to the fullest.
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8 years
LMFAOOO RT @WhyNya : This guy did a homemade Olympics & I'm just...💀
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3 months
Ok so all of them are bogus as fuck for not supporting Nick’s race. Especially when he supports all of their lamebrain shit. #SummerHouseMV
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7 years
@MrJonCee She's gonna have terrible hip issues forcing herself to walk like that...
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9 years
I am HOLLERING! RT @DBlockDeuce_215 : Marshawn never gave a fuck about nothing 😭😭😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/Bj8bEuRFnD
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2 years
Cardi ate that Vogue Singapore shoot down. Omg.
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5 years
Especially when there are 50 different Lils with colored hair, colored teeth, basement made face tats, and the same 3 recycled beats.
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5 years
There’s room for Megan, Cardi, Nicki, kash doll, city girls, Rico nasty, Tierra Whack, and every dope rap woman.
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4 years
Queen Latifah was nominated for an Oscar.
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Heat Wentz
4 years
Is Method Man or Luda the best rapper-turned-actor?
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6 years
@normonce @naima I see your suit pic and raise one shirtless locker pic with an also fine Von Miller
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2 years
I cannot stand Robyn Dixon. Like, at all. And I think what really makes my ass itch about her is that she thinks she’s clever and intelligent when really she’s just a loser ass bullshit artist. #RHOP
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5 years
Jimmy Kimmel is killing me right now.
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4 years
More Than a Woman is Aaliyah's best song. Debate the dust bunny in your corner.
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6 years
So we’re supposed to beat the saints and the refs? Now I get why you NFC South people hate these niggas so much.
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8 years
. @heavenrants called y'all president-elect the assaulter-in-chief. Brilliant.
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6 years
I’d just like for one of y’all, just ONE, to say what on God’s green earth y’all were looking for Obama to do for just Black people.
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5 years
I don’t like how these mothafuckas be doing @pimpfriedrice_ . Everyone in there has a bad temper but suddenly the rules change when Candace is mad? I peep game. #FloribamaShore
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4 years
I’d love to see this type of carrying on on my train.
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6 years
I know a demon when I see one.
@_BushidoB_
Action Hank
6 years
If you’ve never seen a hairless bear before, here ya go friends :)
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Shelby & Dolly
4 years
LOOK AT HER
@JarettSays
Jarett Wieselman
4 years
Zendaya fucking won!!!! #Euphoria #Emmys
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6 months
Dorit conveniently only brings up being Jewish when someone is calling her out on her racist behaviors. #RHOBH
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8 months
Cannot stress enough how much I hate couple’s content.
@UnscriptedIdara
Naija's finest —Id²✨🕊️
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Build freindship first, then marry your best friend!
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4 months
Vanessa is really too mature for all of this. She’s actually above it. I want her to leave. #ReadyToLove
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7 months
@shes_rADIAnt I was talking about this earlier. And the fact that I don’t even wanna work further proves I’m not doing all this extra shit.
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6 years
This show is so well-written. And I just...can’t even. #ThisIsUs
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7 years
Just Brittany has made it this far off the strength of Rick Ross being a creep because there ain't an ounce of talent there. #signed
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7 years
I'm pissed y'all made this ghetto ass, ratchet ass, disrespectful ass white child a thing.
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5 years
Sweet Jesus they found him. #911onFOX
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4 years
Early in the pandemic, this game nearly ruined my family.
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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Monopoly Game: Cheaters Edition for $10!
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7 years
RT @KxnqMasiyah : we don't do diss records, we drop hit records and diss you on them -
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5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, this decade was 2010-2019. Not 2009-2019. 🙂
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8 months
@AceBoon_COON Imagine that. And you have people trying to go for a repeat next year.
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6 years
“I didn’t watch Degrassi —“ Good for you, ugly. We don’t care.
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5 years
Kobe had people ready to meet up in Temecula and lay hands and feet. His impact.
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@shes_rADIAnt I mean he chose to look like Rosie O’Donnell because he’s wearing pants up to his sternum.
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8 years
I am YELLING RT @brittsteps :
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8 years
Teyana Taylor's post-baby body is better than my ain't shit happen to it body and I'm SICK.
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6 years
@Cosmopolitan #they wouldn’t be so pressed if it weren’t the truth.
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4 years
He looks like a cross between Pac, the man from Think Like a Man, and the black guy from wii sports who used to whoop my ass in boxing.
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6 years
I love Michelle Obama, I do. She is everything. But I am sorely disappointed in how expensive these book tour tickets are.
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10 months
And apartments are capitalizing on the fact that we can’t afford homes by jacking their rent up. We need to be taking to the STREETS.
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GiveJoeaTinyDeskNow
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This is disgusting. Imma be in my apartment forever
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9 months
In my personal experience, only men from the south drive with a certain jenna say quan such as this, which is why I deserve one of them.
@Fiyasohollywood
Fiya Baby 💕
9 months
this!
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8 years
Listen if there's one thing I admire New Yorkers for: they will organize & protest at the literal drop of a dime.
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5 years
Y’all were not worthy. I would’ve been in there like it was a Beyoncé concert.
@jakaraalyece_
J🦋
5 years
my classmate dressed up as the pirate off of spongebob & it’s the best costume i’ve ever seen!!! Happy Halloween 🎃👻
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2 years
NEXT TIME y’all need to let the islanders watch the entire season and peruse social media because Zeta should’ve ripped Bria a new one. But she ain’t know. And that’s y’all fault. 😒 @loveislandusa #LoveIslandUSA
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9 months
I’m desperately praying for a shift that will change my life because I can’t go on like this.
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6 years
I’m still hollering at “Sprite: When did we become the black people soda? We don’t know.” 😭
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4 years
@KeshiaSW_ @_Gambina Why she dancing like one of them things from men in black
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7 years
Social media didn’t lie about Cheyenne though. #TheFour
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6 months
Ciara is not the only one who moved on though. Ciara just had the audacity to find someone new who loves her and treats she and her son from a previous relationship well and they don’t think Black women deserve that. That’s the real tea.
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Quise
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I will say… I feel like Ciara gets misplaced anger, because she was able to move on from Future. There’s this weird expectation for Black women to settle out of obligation, but she had the resources to not have to do that. & that tugs at niggas insecurity of feeling disposable.
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5 years
Happy Founder’s Day to the illustrious Spelman College! To 138 years of service and excellence, I salute you my lovely sisters! 💙💙💙
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6 years
Just remembered it’s not Saturday and I have to go to work tomorrow
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7 years
RT @incterlectual : i was eating out a girl once and my tooth fell out in her pussy
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8 years
Oh you are big mad! @kurantes_
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6 years
Charlie is the greatest character on this show. 😭 #blackish
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5 years
I know like hell Kortni can’t fight. She’s an all bark and no bite ass broad if I ever saw one. And Candace is better than this girl right here. #FloribamaShore
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@OnePunchSham @JamesMikiah Yall are so damn funny! 😭
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5 years
Just like a white woman, dodging accountability. And playing the victim. #FloribamaShore
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7 years
My momma got the all clear from her OB/GYN at her mammogram and she is OFFICIALLY cancer free. 😁
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@WesGeez @LONG_DRIVE I'm always up there fooling around with my grandma. But I hope I run into him. I wanna give him a hug.
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