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@cpp999x autism mom here, my child won’t stop crying when i deep fry it, how do i stop this behavior?
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@DIOButFemale this image pisses me off bc saitama would be over the moon to find someone stronger than him
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if u show up to the date it becomes ezekiel, 26
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@Real_tttt_takes anon is a sweet guy i think
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@CapacitorCorpse the 2nd panel is unrealistic saitama would be over the moon if someone didnt die with little to no effort on his end
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@drezzzdon streaming porn on KICK 😭😭
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@BabyBinko "say the line dolljack!" "this is really riffling my filling!" "haha i love this guy"
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@evilprism i love watching one piece fans after having caught up to the manga bc they’ll be like “omg luffys attack was so badass” and his attack will be having a piano fall on him and his teeth being replaced with piano keys
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@daisymels and yet she has learned nothing
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@Dannyylyyy the pandemic killed him
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naked and covered in oil, who wins?
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i need twerk off hypotheticals with MEN
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@Hjhugj2 @DIOButFemale this isnt true, his iconic move is the "one punch" where he punches all over the guys.
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@Real_tttt_takes those r the kinds of boys i want to hold close to me
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this fucking show was so weird bc rhey had like 30 character models and a dozen environments and had to make like a hundred episodes
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@INXLiNGs @misteryurifag "light and L sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G" and hes ugly crying
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@ZunkleFunkle the thing is, most anime women are closer to caricatures of women designed to be jerked off to, meanwhile dungeon meshi characters just look like real ppl
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@ANerdNamedJerry that one image of ganondorf saying "Why'd you rate dark souls the same as crossy road
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@DinardTheSilly please tell me ur not from the us i will cry
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@FaceMyFears_ "you have to save him! he's 80% of our business!"
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@ssoulsilvers this is the worst thing i have ever had the displeasure of seeing.
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@krembeni THATS WHAT I SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS STAR WARS
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@GRlFFS Well I do have a crush on someone. It's @POTUS
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@EasterBunnyHops @Xotic_PIayz but stan smith has trained for this twerk off for years in the CIA
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@metalscissor no community note its real
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@HaelHallo @PaintyPaints im like this but when an admin points it out i say "give me the funny ones" and i always get some shit like "armpit licker" and its pee yellow and apparently its existed for 3 decades
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i get that its tone deaf as fuck to do this, but honestly if papyrus from undertale told me not to kill myself i think i wouldnt do it, for him
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@the6eyed he ate it, it broke all of his teeth but he ate it
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@rad_dude124 mexican youtube is abt to be fire
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@TheAntifaTurtle hitler particles so dense the camera only picks up swastika shaped static
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@scrimblobimbini @slayvideos i used to be friends with someone who was friends with this person
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@PathfinderFacts i think its really funny that this tweet ruined the poop fartious guy's presence online because noone would stop calling him that
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@zombietwinkie44 @EnbossFoster mailmen serve a purpose in society though
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@nisemonova he knows what hes talking about
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@akidnamedsyl @adusadunkadules @LiamBeUponYe can ttg be classified as an educational show bc the writers have run out of ideas so theyre just like giving life advice now
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@sen7ience could u imagine dudes making those during the civil rights era and it genuinely making people support her
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tbh it pissed me off how noone talks abt the fact that companies like google actively promoted bullying and alt right views during the 2015-2017 era i would literally just watch minecraft videos but i would still get some nazi bs in my recommendations
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There's this phrase I see bandied about on twitter called "my nazi phase" and, guys, there's two kinds of "nazi phases" There's "i was 14 and watched a Sargon of Akkad video because he targeted literal children to spew right wing propaganda at" and there's "I was a nazi."
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@djsmellyballs honestly rhe biggest issue in this pic is their line art is one thick solid line and never varies in transparency or thickness
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@willsgardevoir the fucking fire alarm i wouldve been crying
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keffals when trans people dont worship her for being a popular trans woman after she repeatedly platforms horrible people and harasses people of colour with her popularity multiple times
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@Scrimblor1 @PuccaNoodles i want to have his children god he’s so fuckjng hit
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@krembeni i made this edit when i firsr saw this
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@Coolsato6002 there are more kids than dead characters
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@springbris i thinm this is what the dude from baki would say
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@inclusiveaigis @scrimblobimbini "yeah i lied about getting drunk off ketchup for attention online and got cancelled"
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@cs_deathmatch thisbis so fucking funny
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@yoshi_epic @kishikybe not even god himself could get this out of me
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'oomfies, you may notice a collar around your neck.. well, unless you unfollow in 24 hours...."
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@Neeb_noob patrick star????
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@kohakudoori we need kohaku to beat up a cartoon villain representing vaping to save the youth
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@b0tster idr the name of it but there was a horror game called "the _ paradox" or something and all of the enemies are doctors/nurses that broke the hippocratic oath and the patients were represented as victims of their abuse i really liked it, it resonated w me bc of psych ward trauma
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@deFreiheit @thatoneotherdud @AaronArraez1 @GoodReddit nah that’s clearly an i idk what the hell ur talking abt
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@GiornoBlue @ruggyscruggy honestly i kinda fw it
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@Amanseeks the lethal company guy has made more really great games they were just singleplayer
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@GODF1STSUICID3 evil destiny 2 would be more like: i am a fun game
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"dad im gay" "who cares" "dad im dating goten"
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Vegeta would not be homophobic, if Trunks ever came out to him his reaction would just be ''Ok? And?'' because I doubt the far reaches of space have stereotypical gender and sexuality norms so to him it'd be like telling him the sky is blue
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@LeftAtLondon @DetournementArc this is cognitive behavioral therapy
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@mikeyishaunted have u ever seen death note
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@Miguelstuff0 @cyberseraphim_ you hit this and its like the guilty gear counter where it zooms in and slows down for a second but it plays a laugh track
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@ANerdNamedJerry i still cant get over the fsct that as soon as he did the face reveal all of his fangirls just dropped him
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@daisymels have u ever talked to someone w a phd? this changes nothing
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@tttt_takes that makes me oddly euphoric
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@giganticbuddha i have to roast them for 20....
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@CatgirlAnarcho i got so mad i had a dream where i found a dress in hyrule castle and immediately put it on
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@Robalou3 @cceeeccceee 911 happened 21 years ago… i can’t call it
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@scrimblobimbini i dont think they even drank ketchup, they just made this post for attention and then everyone got rly mad at them and they dissapeared from the internet
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@GoodReddit its happening again
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@YakuzaDeadSouIs don't starve amongst all of that
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@lunaswagmoney i find it funny how half of the guilty gear characters that everyone likes r just some guy that knows how to do something random like yeah this venom guy is just immortal for some reason
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@Gelzazz unironically if u look up the devs of cocoon theyre literally an industry plant disguised as an indie company
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@galaxybushy @ColinHi47711591 @_rainshowers_ they're 2 stories of magical worlds that exist alongside the modern world they are very much comparable, and harry potter does not deserve respect for having a message of "reinforce the system that causes suffering for everyone, you might crawl to the top and suffer less!"
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@SilverSoul164 if autistic minecraft players ran the world it would be a lot better i feel, but no, rich white guys run it.
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@PerennialDark @tttt_takes i follow /tttt/ takes what do you think
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@MelonTeee is anonymous reader's baby sister more iconic than super saiyan?
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"⏚⟒⌇⏁ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒" ⌇⏃⊬⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏚⟒⟟⋏☌ ⍙⊑⍜ ☊⏃⋏⏁ ☊⍜⋔⌿⍀⟒⊑⟒⋏⎅ 4 ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ 😂😂🤣
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humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe
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@GODF1STSUICID3 call gege hirohiko araki with how hes gonna forget that yuta has DE
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@CatgirlAnarcho the communist manifesto but tony hawk and gabe newell keep their stuff
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@supersylvie_ these types of reanimated gifs are meant to be made by animators on tumblr, not corporations
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@emiliatheworst @SSploon tbh i think my funniest trans euphoria moment was when i tested out my fem voice in tf2 voice chaf and i knew jt worked bc i got kicked 8 seconds later
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@rubycumulous luffy has the energy of an autistic girl
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@Ccga63972L @Hjhugj2 @DIOButFemale "one-punch man? what a joke.."
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hot take but things like this are great disability aids, its just that its being advertised to the worst types of people (tech bros)
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It's only been 1 day since Apple launched Vision Pro, and people are going crazy over it. Here are 10 wild examples you don't want to miss: 1. Apple Vision Pro Deepfake app concept
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horrid henry fucks with me so bad bc like. this is just what its like being an autistic child, not even w abusive parents just everywhere
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for your guys’ satisfaction.
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@deeznutvinecomp @Im_gorple someone hit them really hard while they were talking
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@RealYouTubeKids those bugs r so blatantly planeted lol
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they erased the uncanny
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uncanny in public
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@spacepilot_3000 The way Fry stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass
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@ArcanineRoary @holozler @DoctorFudgeTF2 @Bohij7 no he would die because whitebeards cock is fucking massive and would destroy his internal organs
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@krembeni that one video of the guy pouring syrup
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@Homostokesual peter griffin build
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