"I never sleep, people like you and I won't do that for ourselves. But I will give myself what I call a "mini coma" for about 8 hours each night. Just to recharge and not think about work"
And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻♂️ so many options!😅
Old friends Lampard and Mourinho are exchanging a few words on the touchline here at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
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Ole Gunnar didn't just get Cardiff relegated.
He got them relegated, spent a fuck ton of money, ruined several great players and had Cardiff headed for a second drop before he got sacked.
This is gonna be awesome.
To concede his first goal:
It took Alisson almost leaving his box, attempting to Cruyff turn a striker, and STILL nearly made the save after a 15 yard dead sprint
I absolutely love the mad bastard. Worth every cent.
#LFC
The whole league thinks our fans are crying right now; while every single person is on their feet singing their hearts out and setting off flares.
I fucking love this club.
Virgil van Dijk set the standard for defense in world football.
The entirety of Europe was desperately tracking to see if a player could just get past him. Monumental player with unparalleled abilities who won the biggest prize in Europe.
For him not to win is an absolute joke.
Me during sex: Pleasure me.
Her: Here's Carragher, trying to stay cool. Finds Mellor
Me: Huh?
Her: lovely cushioned header for GERRARD!
Me and Her: OOHHHH YA BEAUTY! WHAT A HIT SON! WHAT. A. HIT!
Coutinho celebrating every Bayern goal against his boyhood favourite club that he literally cried & faked injuries to leave us for.
Zero shame in the Coutinho Correia household.
Shaqiri just did EXACTLY what Harry Kane does every match and immediately gets called for a foul.
Theses refs are so insanely inconsistent hypocrites it's actually enraging
"Divock Origi has ended every club he has scored against.
Everton? Dead. Celebrating corners not even the same for them anymore.
Barcelona? Dead. Can't stop talking about that night.
Spurs? 14th & sacked Poch. Dead.
He's the biggest thing to happen to Liverpool since Shankly"
Mourinho: "Everyone has invested and then you’ve got Liverpool buying anything and everybody."
This is like a prostitute being judgemental of a pornstar.
Liverpool have sportswear companies literally going to court to fight over who is going to pay us hundreds of millions of pounds to wear their clothes.
Absolutely massive.
#LFC
Gravenberch
Gravenberch, Thuram
Gravenberch, Thuram, Koné
Gravenberch, Thuram, Koné, Barella
𝗦𝘇𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘀𝘇𝗹𝗮𝗶
Ignacio
Ignacio, Van de Ven
Ignacio, Van de Ven, Bastoni
Ignacio, Van de Ven, Bastoni, Colwill
⬅️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲
#LFC
Liverpool, playing a young XI than United, has been accused of starting their strongest XI against "United kids".
Nathaniel Phillips, who makes £350 a week, just shut down Alexis Sanchez, who makes £490,000 a week.
Levels.
#LFC
#mufc
- Got on TripAdvisor
- Booked a holiday
- Packed
- Flew out
- Checked in at the hotel
- Popped down to the beach for a meal
- Took a pic and instead of sharing with his mates or family; tweeted it with Liverpool as the subject matter
The levels of rattled here are astonishing
As of today; Ronald De Boer, Mario Melchiot, Virgil Van Dijk, Rene van der Gijp, and Dimitar Berbatov have all recommended or believe De Ligt should join Liverpool. Citing Klopp, Van Dijk and PL as reasoning why.
De Ligt: "It could happen. It is a nice club."
#LFC
Doctor: "I don't understand. You're 28, exercise vigorously, eat healthy, no prior history of heart disease - how is this possible??!"
Me: "Doctor, are you familiar with a man by the name of Dejan Lovren?"
⏰Reminder⏰
- Champions League golden glove
- 19 League apps, 10 cleansheets, 3 losses
- 3rd Youngest Goalkeeper
- Became first choice in January
1 game doesn't erase what was a impressive & promising season.
#LFC
I'd just like to remind Wolverhampton fans that Liverpool's away support brought in a large donation to your local food bank before the match. By all means, continue singing "Sign On"; We're feeding you.
#Wolves
#LFC
Wijnaldum getting slandered because of the Thiago transfer rumour is proof Liverpool fans have a horrible "grass is greener on the other side" complex whilst having two armfuls of trophies.
- Van Dijk gets rightful praise that he deserves from fans/pundits/pros
- Brainless gambling accounts make their terrible bandwagon tweets as per usual
- Rival fans: "LiVeRpOoL FaNs OvErRatInG VaN DiJK"
Twitter is so predictable these days.
Apparently this is from a Dutch TV show last night called Top 200.
I don't know either person in the video & just reposted the video from Reddit. Please stop fighting in my mentions xx
Things way more ridiculous than the Harvey Elliott snapchat that the FA didn't punish:
- John Terry shaggin Wayne Bridge's missus
- Ryan Giggs shaggin his brother's missus
- Paul Terry making his teammate commit suicide
- Dele Alli's sex tape
- Nasri's drip doctor
Wan Bissaka
- older than Trent
- less assists than Trent
- less goals than Trent
- less cleansheets than Trent
- more red cards than Trent
- more yellow cards than Trent
Someone remind me why everyone is raving about this dude & claiming he's better than TAA?
Only Liverpool fans could bring a banner supporting the victims of Grenfell and rival fans use it as ammunition to attack our fanbase🤦🏻♂️
And you lot actually wonder why Scousers feel like an ostracised group & don't support England
Knowing Liverpool's luck, we could have an 'Invincibles' season and there'd be two other teams also unbeaten and we'd just have to hope Milner can beat Aguero/Hazard in rock-paper-scissors for the title.
Italian Journalists: Liverpool are in contact over Alisson
English Journos: LFC haven't made contact for Alisson
French Journalists: Liverpool are talking to Lyon about Fekir
English Journos: Liverpool haven't returned for Fekir
Rival fans: "Its Klopp's 3rd year at Liverpool, their fans should want him sacked if he doesn't deliver silverware this season"
Um, no. Klopp has spent 3 years rebuilding an absolute dumpster fire created by Hodgson & Rodgers; and he's still not done. He's been a miracle worker.
I'm really sick of seeing Liverpool fans debate which player (Mané/Salah/Firmino) they'd sell to make way for someone like Mbappe/Werner/Sancho etc.
There is absolutely no reason to sell anyone & our front 3 is fluid enough to accommodate.
#LFC
We don't have players who legitimately hate our rivals to their core anymore and it annoys me. Torres, Gerrard, Masch, Lucas, Reina, Babel, Kuyt, Carra all proper fucking hated United/Ev