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weapon carrying momma. 118th

Joined September 2023
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
@TacticalStNick I thought I was going to see a gator. What are they seeing?
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
7 months
@SpillTheMemes @Firstborne23 if this were me on the other side of it, I just wouldn't eat or go buy something. I find it inappropriate.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
6 months
@BuffaloRon The size is beautiful to me.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
9 days
I called her my sweets. Her last words to me will haunt me forever. I will always love her. I was her second momma. I feel broken and lost.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
21 days
@Farmer31548981 I love the smaller homes. Debt free is way more important.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
Goodmorning! Apparently, some people don't believe I am who I am. Do I have to take selfies? Cringe.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
15 days
My 12 year old got banned off of discord because he put on his profile that he doesn't support LGBTQ. 🙄
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
@X9_redux @ScarGar11 @X8_5_lilgoober Says account is temporarily restricted.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
20 days
So I'm looking at the ticket prices for Taylor Sheridan, depending on where you sit. $2000 for vip and a picture. $100 to sit near the stage. Me: ill take the balcony bc I just want to here him talk. They rest of yall can be ridiculous.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
@smartassanarcho No, not necessarily. Maybe you were blinded by boobs and got shot. Just a scenario. It could happen. 😂
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
And usually that's when I speak up.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
9 days
We lost my niece last night. I feel like I'm in limbo.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
I present to you... I have no idea 😆
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
12 days
Some people are to good for this world. My niece is one of them. Sitting here waiting to say goodbye is very, very difficult.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
It's been a long day already for me and @Firstborne23 . Happy Monday!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
I need out
@AncapAir
𝘼𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙥 𝘼𝙞𝙧 🛫
3 months
I want to break up, but they won't let me.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
18 days
Forgot the quote* Then you shoot the door dash guy and now you have a new cat you rescued.
@MrBalassi
American Bjorn
18 days
🤣
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
One thing about being a cosmetologist and esthetician is that I can do my daughters hair so she doesn't have to spend a fortune and I can school my kids on their oily pores. My boys don't listen, but my daughter does. Still a win.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
I'll do it. Lol
@fightwithmemes
Fight With Memes
1 month
This is very unethical, and very effective.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
Long night of hunting. ❤️ Freja doesn't bring me presents anymore. She eats the whole thing and the bone.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
7 months
@JacketNation @TheCensoredRock I do not have tik tok nor snap chat or anything that could show me this video. I do so much enjoy this though. 🤣
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Me lately and mostly to myself. I hate being right. It pisses me off more.
@iluminatibot
illuminatibot
5 months
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
I go grocery shopping like this bc I don't give a fck. Maybe I should.... nah, I'm good.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
My guards may be small but they are mighty.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
I know that I'm my dad's only daughter when I'm gone longer than expected and he asked me where I have been. At the gym?... Jk, I was out prostituting dad.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
18 days
Not a bad idea
@Bren__xoxo
Bren
18 days
Asking for a friend 🤣
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Oh crap! I'm in over my head lol.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
I get to go on a trip with my husband. It's not a fun trip, but at least we are together and we get to hang out. 🤗
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
16 days
Why are fat women so rude in public especially around their man? I was so polite.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
7 months
My son turned 16 today and went straight to wanting to apply for jobs.😍
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Me and hubs trays for the family reunion. Team work! 😍
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
9 days
Getting some fresh air with my love. She didn't want to eat her broth today.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
28 days
Yes, it is. It's time to become a vampire.
@HeatherIsUnsane
Samurai Apocalypse
28 days
It’s time
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
There my boys go to lift together. 😍 Me: Look out for your brother and don't embarrass him. Oh, show him around the weights. Now time for me to go to the gym.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
She kills and eats lizards, bugs, and kills snakes, but.... she's also momma's princess.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
Want
@justice_Tyr22
Heathen King
1 month
Why do I not have this around my yard?
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
When my dad says I should camp out for the raccon.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
I would be in heaven. Best job ever. 😍
@Farmer_DN
Farmer Dave🗽🥩🐮
5 months
I’m riding on this bus!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
If my husband slaps me on th a** and grabs a boob, is that objectifying me? If so, @Firstborne23 , if you stop ill be pissed and serve you divorce papers.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Purse mayo. 💁‍♀️
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Call from my sons school. Principle: he's in isis because he tackled another boy bc a football accidently hit him in the private area. Me: You mean his ball sack. He doesn't have a vagina and don't down play it. I'm sure it hurt. I want all my money back from the fundraiser! Bye
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
She is always up my as*. 😆 ❤️
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
My boobs and smile are fake.
@TexitDarling
Texas Darlin' 🎀
1 month
LOL.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
30 days
That's what it's all about.
@137arrows
BlueBoss13
30 days
Afternoon ruck checking cows, and just touching grass being still
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
When my family plays poker, they talk a lot of sh*t and they always lose against my dad. Never bet real money if my dad is playing. You'll end up crying alone in a corner.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
You're no country boy. Cute that you thought you were. I could snap your arms in half. Do you even pick up a fork to eat?
@X9_redux
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2 months
Lol. Ain't no fucking chance.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
🤣🤣
@beinlibertarian
Being Libertarian
4 months
Amazing. 🤣
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
❤️
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
🤣 they are all idiots.
@Firstborne23
Firstborne
5 months
The women on the view are certified retards, as are every single one of their viewers.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Atleast someone cooked for you. I didn't get that. I didn't even get a card. I did get flowers from my son that he bought. I appreciated it.
@getawarrant1
getawarrant
5 months
Ugh. That poor man.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
The boys liked my chicken and rice I made. Okerrr den. Winning
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
22 days
I'm obsessed with this rock.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
My lil ranch hand isn't so little anymore. Still a ranch hand but lifts weights and stuff now. I'm so emotional about him lifting. 😪
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
My son calls me everyday before I pick him up amd asks me what I made for dinner. I can't feed these boys enough. Momma, can you make tea? Me: I already did. 😆
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
#17 is my favorite player. 😍
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
15 days
I received bad news today, my niece is in the hospital and it's not looking good. My brain can not process what is happening at the moment. I'm just trying to keep my mind busy with positive thoughts. 😌
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
26 days
All the animals are put enjoying the cool weather. I love it! ❤️
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Breakfast made amd morning workouts! let's get it. GM ! Let's Goob it out!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
18 days
That's what we call a real furry
@mnsibley
Mark Sibley
18 days
Floof of Doom has been unlocked!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
@X9_redux GM! Gimme Dat puppy dawwwg.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
6 months
I am soo tired today and it wasn't the 2 whiskey drinks my dad gave me last night either 😂. Weirdly I think adjusting is exhausting (I moved back to Texas).
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
🎯
@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
2 months
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
I want all of them. 😫
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
If you're a dude and i call you bub, you've reached a new level of respect from me and I'll probably snipe someone for you. Anyway curry un. 😆
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
21 days
I would never leave my house. 😍
@Farmer31548981
Farmer,Till, I die or get Disappeared
21 days
@IGotGlitterOnMe Yep we can build those too, looks like "earthships" but we have a faster less brutal labor way of making them.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Just a thought.
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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🤷‍♂️
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Yes. I know it's going to be a good day after that.
@ChristiFriesen
𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲
5 months
Am I right??
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
7 months
Tacos cooked.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
What I learned along time ago is alligator snapping turtles do not want to be rescued out of the road and they do NOT want to be my friend.
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@LTaylor68799
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4 months
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
24 days
Mom mom mom mom.... it's almost halloween 🎃!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
4 months
Nothing. I'm guessing this was a high gloss paint. He lost control of his vehicle and I think he should sue and get new tires. 💁‍♀️
@FFT1776
Sheri™
4 months
What should happen to the driver? (hint 🏆)
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Cooking it up
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
They came in! ❤️ @xxTHERAVENxx88 Thanks! Check out his store!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
6 months
I love this! So cool. There is no way that anyone could not appreciate nature.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
6 months
Perfection.. 👌
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
I got hungry. My thoughts were bigger than my stomach. Anyway, come to my non existent restaurant where I serve you healthy food. I got you.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
2 months
I have felt like crap since yesterday. It hasn't stopped me from getting stuff done, but the dang 100-degree weather sure did try to stop me. I got it all done but in slow motion.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
5 months
Uh oh.. I'm HANGRY. 😫
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
7 months
My life! Nobody will add me. 🤣
@SteeleDaddy
Trent Steele, Liberty Dad
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
This is animal abuse. This makes me soo mad.
@FAFOtheFirst
FAFO The First
1 month
Oh lord!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
She loves her stroller that my daughter bought her .
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Pop it, boy!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
The ribs! I'm always going for the meat first. I can tear some ribs up. 😋
@eatinerni
Eatinerni
3 months
What are you eating first?
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
6 months
Just FYI ladies it's better to carry than not. So many women coming up missing or murdered and you can save your own life with a gun and using your brain. I just don't know why you would make a choice not to.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
1 month
Yes
@HomesteadAmeric
AnAmerican Homestead
1 month
Young men, find yourself a lady who can pass this test.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
18 days
@Batenswytch What? Eating a live kitten? That would be enough for me to derail.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Vienna sausage
@iLikeDnd
patty cakes
3 months
@smartassanarcho Spaghettios for life.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
6 months
💯
@melissamerica02
melissa cox 🇵🇸
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
30 days
I do not support roosters. I'm out! 😆
@TuckerPoodleMA
Cassie Cynical🐩
30 days
I know who has my vote!!!
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
She likes to live on the edge.
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@LTaylor68799
Firstbornia
3 months
Small things that I love about the South and small towns is that we hold the door open for each other, especially if you're a woman and a man is entering as well while greeting each other and narrow country roads 9 out of 10 times, that truck will pull over and let you by. ❤️
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