So I'm looking at the ticket prices for Taylor Sheridan, depending on where you sit.
$2000 for vip and a picture.
$100 to sit near the stage.
Me: ill take the balcony bc I just want to here him talk.
They rest of yall can be ridiculous.
One thing about being a cosmetologist and esthetician is that I can do my daughters hair so she doesn't have to spend a fortune and I can school my kids on their oily pores. My boys don't listen, but my daughter does. Still a win.
I know that I'm my dad's only daughter when I'm gone longer than expected and he asked me where I have been.
At the gym?...
Jk, I was out prostituting dad.
There my boys go to lift together. 😍
Me: Look out for your brother and don't embarrass him. Oh, show him around the weights.
Now time for me to go to the gym.
If my husband slaps me on th a** and grabs a boob, is that objectifying me?
If so,
@Firstborne23
, if you stop ill be pissed and serve you divorce papers.
Call from my sons school.
Principle: he's in isis because he tackled another boy bc a football accidently hit him in the private area.
Me: You mean his ball sack. He doesn't have a vagina and don't down play it. I'm sure it hurt. I want all my money back from the fundraiser! Bye
When my family plays poker, they talk a lot of sh*t and they always lose against my dad.
Never bet real money if my dad is playing. You'll end up crying alone in a corner.
My son calls me everyday before I pick him up amd asks me what I made for dinner. I can't feed these boys enough.
Momma, can you make tea?
Me: I already did. 😆
I received bad news today, my niece is in the hospital and it's not looking good. My brain can not process what is happening at the moment.
I'm just trying to keep my mind busy with positive thoughts. 😌
I am soo tired today and it wasn't the 2 whiskey drinks my dad gave me last night either 😂. Weirdly I think adjusting is exhausting (I moved back to Texas).
I have felt like crap since yesterday.
It hasn't stopped me from getting stuff done, but the dang 100-degree weather sure did try to stop me.
I got it all done but in slow motion.
Just FYI ladies it's better to carry than not. So many women coming up missing or murdered and you can save your own life with a gun and using your brain. I just don't know why you would make a choice not to.
Small things that I love about the South and small towns is that we hold the door open for each other, especially if you're a woman and a man is entering as well while greeting each other and narrow country roads 9 out of 10 times, that truck will pull over and let you by. ❤️