Triggered Millennial. @SlapLordActual Twitter profile

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@SlapLordActual

5 months

Are you sure? I want you to be absolutely sure. Naval Aviators are fucking insane and we will park a fucking aircraft carrier in your driveway.

روني الدنماركي

@Aldanmarki

7 months

The US can never defeat this.

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6 months

A piece of advice........if a grown man in a hi vis shirt stops eating lunch to watch what you are doing.......that is a very very bad sign.

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Footage has leaked of @braxton_mccoy doing electrical work.

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1 year

@SuspectFed Last night.

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4 months

Got some sweet new rounds. Going to use for personal defense.

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1 year

And just like that YOU can have a rifle for $400!

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6 months

Is this the same Tippmann that I used to buy paintball guns from?

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5 months

GM.

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4 months

I am covered in diesel and oil. I love this shit.

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5 months

I haven't posted about this because I didn't know what to say so I'll just say it. One of my good buddies punched the ticket himself this past weekend. He was 25. He has a beautiful family. He has wonderful friends. Please call me or reach out guys. Don't say sorry to me. Pray.

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4 months

I will never be able to hold elected office because I would just act like this gent.

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1 month

As of today I am 100% debt free and own my home. Pretty great feeling not going to lie.

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6 months

People get to only work 40 hours a week?

✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪

@vileTexan

6 months

GenZ joins the workforce in Joe Biden's America.

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7 months

I would like to apologize for my behavior as of late. The chick who was getting the ring and I broke up. I have been rude and agitated towards many of you and for that I am sorry.

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4 months

GM. “We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it.”-1984 It is 0600 in the Heartland.

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1 year

Went to lock up the shed before heading to the rodeo. Looks like I have a few visitors.

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3 months

Today a new member was added to the @goldcorppm cadre. My nephew is happy and healthy......and doesn't even know he is wealthy yet. God is good.

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7 months

There are no mistakes. Just happy accidents @ASo1omons

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4 months

Not broken. I am invincible.

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11 months

I am home with my last living grandfather and my dad. This is the best vacation I could have asked for.

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9 months

I want fucking names. Now.

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3 months

We shall see how they taste.

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1 year

@6Voodoo Any way he can send a clearer picture of the proof marking? Pretty sure that's what I think it is.

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1 year

I bought a battery powered weed wacker and it's fucking awesome. You may now shame me.

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8 months

GM. Another trip around the sun for TM.

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10 months

This was just the beginning. New slaps and video in post production.

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11 months

I don't ask for prayers ever, but dad begins his trip to that shitty place yall spent alot of time. Hopefully for the last time. Keep him in your thoughts.

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1 year

Okay let's all be honest men. She is bossy but 100% can get it? Deletes account

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10 months

@libertysafeinc Hahahahahhaah Bud Light 2.0.

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1 year

Good Evening my fell alt right extremists.

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1 year

When I was 12 I was telling people I was going to fuck their mom in a Modern Warfare lobby and shooting my friends with airsoft guns. What the fuck happened?

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@LuckyMargo

1 year

@ssbstrongsmart My 12 year old just came out as non binary. As much as I am trying so hard to use they/them pronouns I am making a lot of mistakes. Any good tips you have? And also any good resources for support for my kiddo that may have been helpful for your kiddo? Thanks!!!

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GM. Matthew says "Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you!" Have a blessed day all! It is 0738 in the Heartland!

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GM. "Come,' he said, 'come, we must see and act. Devils or no devils, or all the devils at once, it matters not; we fight him all the same." It is 0600 in the Heartland.

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3 months

Holllllly shit. We made it. Let's start this weekend! It is 1815 in the Heartland!

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1 year

Rumors of TMs death have been greatly exaggerated. Much like the spice......the slaps will flow. I will not be stopped. I will not be deterred. The show goes on. Oh, and to that try hard ginger beard pussy, fuck you.

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1 year

@HAv2RtrnVdeoTps Seems very gay.

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4 months

GM. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Have a blessed Sunday all. Go with God you will not fail. It is 0703 in the Heartland.

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1 year

Yoooooo that stick is fire. Everyone check this out. 👀

🏴🏴‍☠️🅰️narchyDreams™️🏴‍☠️🏴

@mearmalite10

1 year

Found a cool stick

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2 months

GM Gentlemen. (ladies, this isn't for you) It is with a heavy heart I must inform you all.....I'm starting white boy summer early. "Friendship is the wine of life" — Edward Young Have a blessed Saturday. It is 0705 in the Heartland. Let's fucking go boys!

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3 months

GM. Today is the Lord's day. I received phone calls and texts saying I am not allowed to leave. I would like us all to try and be better to each other because kindness is important. It's what separates us from animals. Jesus had 2 Ultimate Commandements 1)Love the Lord with all.

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9 months

Apparently this needs to be addressed publicly. I have looked up to so many of you men for support over the past years and really valued it. I was kicked out of ROTC for a drug charge. It has always been a stain on my family. To those of you who have been shitty. Well that's ok.

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1 year

I have gained mom's trust. I have now gained all the kitty's trust. My army begins.

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1 year

The @UN is a terrorist organization known for murdering people and sexually abusing children. Stack up if you want the kids. We train for fun here.

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1 year

Every time I go to the state parks or camping and I see those stupid stacked rocks I kick them over as hard as I can.

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2 months

GM. Always remember that tyranny and communism does not happen in feet or miles. It happens in inches and centimeters. Have a blessed day all! It is 0559 in the Heartland.

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4 months

GN.

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1 year

GM. Make sure you are all wearing your PPE. It is 0649 and I'm going to get B & G.

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2 months

The goodest of boys. That is all

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8 months

I have officially become my father...... I can't sleep in...... Instant caffeine injection.... I am yelling at Fox News on my TV at 0630. It is Saturday.....

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KN95. Too easy. I suddenly have a cough.

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5 months

Den is confirmed. They are not home.

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3 months

I hope the Dollar General they build on the rubble of the Gaza Strip is one of the nice new ones. Self checkout and such.

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@Jam_Ajna

3 months

@SlapLordActual @jockowillink Sometimes cook them where they stand too.

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GM. Always remember.....Communists aren't people and helicopters were invented for a reason. Have a wonderful day all! It is 0615 in the Heartland.

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5 months

GM. It is 0650 in the Heartland. The GMs will continue until morale improves.

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10 months

GM. Our beloved Republic is in the hands of mad men.

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5 months

The GMs will continue until morale is so fucking high we all GM into oblivion. It is 0603 in the Heartland. Clock me. Have a wonderful day everyone.

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3 months

Life is beautiful.

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6 months

I'll be the first to say......I haven't been certified in years. This is a bad idea. I don't know why I'm even in this.

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GM! A common man with uncommon desire to succeed. Forged by adversity, he stands. Have a blessed day all. To Marvin Heemeyer! It is 0554 in the Heartland.

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10 months

GM. Let's hurry up and repeal the NFA. All my homies hate NFA.

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1 year

GM. It is 0653 in the Heartland. They get nothing. Your heritage is rebellion.

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2 months

GM. "The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly another day."- Chuck Yeager. Have a blessed start to your week. Full send. It is 0624 in the Heartland!

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GM. "He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, while he was still with you in Galilee." Luke Chapter 24 What a glorious Sunday. Have a blessed day everyone! 😊 it is 0713 in the Heartland and Christ is King.

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GM. What fear can a man have with God on his side? None. It is 0651 in the Heartland.

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9 months

It's fucking wild how many friends abandon you at the click of a button.

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1 year

I'm vibing. Elaborate? No. Beer gal said they haven't sold a 30 pack of Bud Light. Flyover state? Yeah we good.

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GM. Operation Flashbang soft run is tonight. They shouldn't have taken my Memorial Day flag down. Now I have a team of neighbors. We have a plan. Maps of the town and exit points. God is good. There will be American flags all over my town. Have a blessed day. It is 0637.

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GM.

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GM. "If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail." -Ulysses S. Grant. Happy Friday all. We made it. It is now 0607 in the Heartland.

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9 months

Everyone mind your P's & Q's. We have a snitch in the midst getting us banned.

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GM. I can tell you one thing.....I would not want to be on the receiving end of what the IDF and Mossad are about to do. @JewishWarrior13 @MountainShebrew

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GM. Today is Holy Saturday. The last day of Jesus Christs death before he rises again. Have a blessed day. It is 0631 in the Heartland.

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2 months

Ladies and Gentlemen. @manhattanmaker is back.

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GM. I am on the side that has a lot of pews and believes in God.

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5 months

Not super happy full size carry season is almost over.

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GM. It is 0730 in the Heartland. The largest air force in the world is the USAF. Coming in at a close second those try hard Russian pussies. #3 you might ask? The United States Navy. Just a bunch of insane guys flying F18s.

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GM 06:10 in the heartland. LFG.

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10 months

To the Reverend.

Rev. Ducati ⚔️🪓

@Reverend_Ducati

10 months

This is Shannon's wife. I'm sorry to have to post that Reverend Ducati died quite unexpectedly this morning. I came home from taking the dogs to the beach and found him pulseless and apneic. Shannon spent at least 16 hours a day on this forum. He called some of you "friends".

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According to this poll 230 people want to bang my mom rather than take Canada. This is very upsetting.

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GM to everyone especially @fka_erin Good luck in surgery today. The group is praying for you. You have been proven hard to kill. Everyone please send some prayers and good vibes her way if you would. Have a blessed day all. It is 0640 in the Heartland.

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Buddie texted me and asked if I could clean some of his firearms for him. (Not a huge gun guy I gathered.) Went to pick em up today........😬

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GM. Happy Friday all. We made it. In the famous words of @NotHardPass4 "Let's gas it up." It is 0623 in the Heartland.

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I can say this now. Dad is out of Iraq and on his way back.

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7 months

Testing testing how copy? GM and Merry Christmas to everyone except @manhattanmaker It is 0854 in the Heartland and we are back.

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GM. "Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you."- Thomas Jefferson. It is 0542 in the Heartland. Have a blessed day all. Go with God, he won't lead you off the path.

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GM.

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Younger co worker....22 knows I'm into firearms and wanted to show me his pistol...I'm not going to dog anyone for being a gun owner...but now I'm taking it home to fix the fact that it doesn't actually feed rounds. I found this out after slapping mag...auto forward nothing.

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If you were wondering what summer was about.....it's the stupid shit us guys have the privilege of doing in the footprints of the giants who carved out Iwo, Khe Sanh, and Fallujah. God bless America. It is 1916 on the Heartland.

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Sorry, everyone. I am choosing a side.

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9 months

They banned me. I decided to come back stronger. Thank you you degenerate motherfuckers.

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11 months

I wish. You had. More time.

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1 year

GM again. An oddly specific meme from a Kansas mutual.

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6 months

@Dianexis I'm sorry. "ALEXA SHUT THE FUCK UP" What did you just say?

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9 months

Official immediately Sector 7 backs Sector 4

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@Motoringgalaxy @SlapLordActual Good luck, @fema . Fucking retards.

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Meet Chad. Chad told me he was going to throw a rock at me. I told him if he did I would put him on Here we are.

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GM. This young mans facial expressions are a perfect encapsulation of how me and my friends feel when we fight retards. It is 0821 in the Heartland.

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Please pray for my friend @mac_moonlight he goes in for some major surgery today. Love you buddie. It's all going to be well and the group is rooting for you Brother.

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6 months

It really makes me lose faith in this corner of twitter when we all have a dick measuring contest about who is the most intelligent and who are the arbitrators of morality. Quit being pedantic assholes.

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1 year

GM. It is 0647 in the Heartland. Question for the class. What is the dollar amount it would take for to become Chiraq cop?

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1 month

In a world full of David Hoggs. Be a Charley Hull.

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Goodmorning. Every day you wake up is a blessed day....even the bad ones. WHEN you look back on the totality of your life....make sure you can say you tried your hardest. It is 0630 in the Heartland.

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