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Never forget
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@JurassicArse @jeffdets @liveinochi @0rf Land of the Free, just make sure you're in by 9pm
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The cry was Ay Caramba
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I'm an outlier, a socialist Protestant Rangers supporter from NI who wants Irish reunification, get it fuckin done.
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@wariotifo @ekvous My "we don't fuck blood relatives anymore" T Shirt is...
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Brendan Rodgers in the Clyde Tunnel.
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Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever met a footballer or manager?
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@ekvous Indeed Eduard, chin up
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Was talking to a mate about the wee man's struggles with autism and a guy at the next table said "oh your wean's one of them spastics" long story short, I'm barred and he's missing teeth. Worth it.
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@MJaMitchell @Breznican @VanityFair Tbf he has to wear his mask like that so the police can see he's white and don't shoot him...
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@Richie_Sombrero Could never tell if poe or serious, best compliment I could give that account
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@Oldfirmfacts1 My stream is so far behind, Scott Brown is still at Celtic
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Your irregular reminder that there was a chippy in East Belfast called For Cod And Ulster where a family meal deal was £16.90
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When Royal Mail go on strike
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲
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nobody on the post ffs
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@Seifersythe @danmcdaid And he looked like this
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@demon_zaza71334 @Dexertonox @Dexerto Dude is a product of Apartheid, his moral compass is well fuckin broken...
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Take my hand, we're off to sue a cover band...
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I've more in common with the folk in Ardoyne and Bogside than the cunts in Helen's Bay and Holywood
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Baby HOOK, do do, do do do do Baby HOOK, do do, do do do do Baby HOOK, do do, do do do do Baby HOOK
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@LouiseMensch @DPJHodges @BorisJohnson Number of your dealer please.
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@PerthshireMags @CDDrinkwater @rioferdy5 "Ask yer ma, I only get you once a fortnight"
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Seriously mum, wtaf?
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@BearSocialist @Chinchillazllla @_pandalin @kscullinfox9 CO² is technically an "intoxicant", your body will produce a lot of it when your oxygen input is decreased by a cunt's knee in your throat.
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@SheilaPortobelo @louisemcsharry Because the sample flows laterally across the test pad...
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@bleftmaaaaate @BaneNook Patents is probably another one of her "degrees"
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@TunnockCup Was laughing like fuck at that then I put the sound on, holy fuck
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@SheilaPortobelo @louisemcsharry You asked a question, I assumed you wanted an answer.
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@skagtrendy91 50 quid for dinner? Didn't yer man Anderson say you could feed folk for 20p a day?
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That Palace podcast boy is fucked
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Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or ‘copypasta’ tweets. This includes “identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.”
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@DaftLimmy Honk if your YouTube video's deid
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@EvanMcFarlane 🎵Who keeps the metric system down, who put Darius in the ground🎵
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@BennettArron @BBCBreaking Plenty of Right Honourable ones, allegedly...
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Me on my last day of school.
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Well, that’s this tie finished.
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
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@Danny_McMoomins @MarcGiles11 @AwayDayBible Only the most casual of casual fans go on Euro aways...
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@BartHobson @TheJenAnn @laxkra They have FTL travel, don't think finding an alternative to AA batteries would be a problem...
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@kamenrangerXVI @TheQueerMagneto @furyofthegod Guess what? He can manipulate electromagnetic fields which allows him to move non ferrous metals or strip bonds between atoms. He could throw a force field round Stark and watch him suffocate.
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@cymrurouge Nu-Labour
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@skagtrendy91 Still fuckin pishing mysel at this
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The fuckin what River?
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2 bodies recovered during search for missing swimmers at Murderkill River
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@hammyflap @lapatina_ He's standing very still, you shouldn't be able to see him...
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@Nkuli_Ngqola @michael_nielsen Prevention is much better than treating an illness, that's why.
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I love to take untested experimental medication when I exhibit "mild symptoms"
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@Danny_McMoomins "How do I explain this to my kids?" Via a rooftop protest dressed as Batman probably.
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@JurassicArse Stares in 6 counties...
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@metis_g @Archie_Saunders Walliams in blackface for "comedy", some real minstrel shit.
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I'm the guy the DUP fear, an educated Prod.
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@PrayForPatrick Not really a gag, but when Christopher is late and says "the highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive" always gets a laugh out of me.
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Smart casual for Cex supervisors
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i am completely incapable of imagining the type of person this shirt is for
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@Richie_Sombrero Sometimes it was hard to tell but that one was a fuckin classic
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@car1ygoodman @peltzmadeline Time to revive this Troubles erasure...
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After a short period of paying lip service to players welfare, we now return to the main priority of UEFA, keeping sponsors happy and making money.
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Man hails a taxi in Belfast, Taxi driver; "where ye for mate?" Man; "Ladas Drive" Taxi driver; "Sorry chief that's my job"
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@karlbykarlsmith @mattyglesias 18th Century Imperialism bad, 21st Century Imperialism good.
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"No Surrender, 5 day bender, fuck Democritus"
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Harry Maguire 'yelled 'F*** Greek police, f*** the Greek civilisation' as police tried to detain him', one of the arresting officers claims
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@JurassicArse one for ye
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@Barcajim3 "Paedophile ring smashed" was one I seen years ago and my da saying "see how he fuckin likes it"
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@jeremywhorebyn @cymrurouge Was in a seaside pub with "buoys and gulls" on the bog doors
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@ChrisMcQueer_ Hings can only get better
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Pulmonary hamartoma, benign so I'm off the hook. Might need removed in future as it's close to my bronchial tube. Thank fuck.
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@NicholasTyrone @PerthshireMags @Barcajim3 Are you Gary Sparrow from Goodnight Sweetheart?
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The Abbey bells are ringing out in celebration of Her Majesty The Queen’s birthday! 🔔🎂
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@PerthshireMags "Gonna fix the economy with all the pound coins he's pulling from my ears"
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@Ciara87C Apparently my lived experiences of the Troubles are bullshit because some English guy who's da did a tour here told him so...
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If Insigne gets injured they could just send the wee car on to get him.
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@JoeStephenson96 The 3 major food groups
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@ChrisMcL16 @AndyRitchie12 Well thar narrows it down...
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@sassiscjo @trivet1806 @glubold You have to be born in America to be President...
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What is the greatest Southern Rock song, and why is it Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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"Sorry, meant poof not paedo"
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Laurence Fox has suggested that Twitter should introduce a 'retract button' for those who tweet controversial comments but then change their views. What do you think?
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@wariotifo 3 lines on a cistern, Jules Rimet still gleaming
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@CemetryGates89 @ibroxrocks "Alcohol free? I thought it was free alcohol"
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@dli_odoir PIRAtes of the Caribbean
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@PerthshireMags @rosscolquhoun @thiccgenius Shades of "The future's bright, the future's Orange" campaign...
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@keewa @lib_crusher @willmenaker Only one way to test this noise theory, release the deaf from lockdown...
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@Danny_McMoomins @tristandross Don't think you'd need a "good" lawyer, any lawyer would probably do, absolute tap in.
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@JoeStephenson96 "Electric cars?! I should've tasked you with making wooden cars, bloody same outcome, they wooden go!"
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“As of today, effective immediately, Britney Spears’ conservatorship has been terminated as to both the person and the estate.” — Mathew Rosengart
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@ullistudy @AITA_reddit Doesn't want to lose her job/possibly anger him
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@BP_Cena @bleftmaaaaate @BaneNook Pretty sure "patent" isn't strictly a pharmacology term either
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@PerthshireMags @dickydickypand1 @stitzch @JohnLewisRetail Only on certain weekends and definitely supervised.
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FC United of Windsor
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Meghan Markle and her husband say they're stepping back as senior members of the Royal Family and will "work to become financially independent." They'll split their time 50/50 between the UK and North America.
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Wee fucking nephew hit me in the eye with a Nerf bullet and started laughing, took him to Suplex City and he changed his fuckin tune.
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Wife's mate obviously never heard of "salvage rules", called round lookin 8 cans she left in our fridge on the 11th, I drank them last night.
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@hankt72 @Mattyxy @vancemurphy @TwitterSafety Were the Democrats in charge in January?
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"Why are the English media silent on what's happening in Northern Ireland?" Stiff Little Fingers answered that years ago, "And if the victim ain't a soldier, why should we care? Irish bodies don't count, life's cheaper over there..."
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