Was talking to a mate about the wee man's struggles with autism and a guy at the next table said "oh your wean's one of them spastics" long story short, I'm barred and he's missing teeth. Worth it.
Twitter implements new policy to limit visibility of, and even permanently ban, accounts who post duplicative or ‘copypasta’ tweets.
This includes “identical or near-identical content Tweeted by an individual account or many accounts.”
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
@kamenrangerXVI
@TheQueerMagneto
@furyofthegod
Guess what? He can manipulate electromagnetic fields which allows him to move non ferrous metals or strip bonds between atoms. He could throw a force field round Stark and watch him suffocate.
@PrayForPatrick
Not really a gag, but when Christopher is late and says "the highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive" always gets a laugh out of me.
Laurence Fox has suggested that Twitter should introduce a 'retract button' for those who tweet controversial comments but then change their views.
What do you think?
Meghan Markle and her husband say they're stepping back as senior members of the Royal Family and will "work to become financially independent."
They'll split their time 50/50 between the UK and North America.
"Why are the English media silent on what's happening in Northern Ireland?"
Stiff Little Fingers answered that years ago,
"And if the victim ain't a soldier, why should we care?
Irish bodies don't count, life's cheaper over there..."