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@TunnockCup
Ferguson Out
8 months
Deserves a Nobel Prize for his ability to stay in shape at 50 despite his body consisting of ethanol and tikka masala
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Tequila 💣 Sunday 😳Have a great day everyone especially if it’s your Birthday 🥳 🍻
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Swear Arbroath isn't a real place, what the fuck is this
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25 yard screamers, balls into the mixer at every opportunity. Romania, you've charmed me.
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Can't stop laughing at this
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@TunnockCup
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4 months
Worst event at a Munich beer hall in 100 years
@opengoalsport
Open Goal
4 months
Slaney on fire in Munich 🔥🤣🏄‍♂️🇩🇪 Thanks to an unbelievable crowd at our 1st Euros event in Germany!
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@TunnockCup
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2 years
Narrator: Motherwell were in fact not back
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thisGRAEME 🌈
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Motherwell are back.
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Inverness' PR team creating the Ange to Spurs rumour to unsettle Celtic before the cup final
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3 years
Now we're in December I just want to say: this was the tweet of the year, no other tweet came close
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Jo Swinson
3 years
Suggested alternatives to penalties for deciding a tied match: 1. Average score per minute played 2. Fewest bookings
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2 years
Me when this backfires and we finish below Georgia
@ScotlandNT
Scotland National Team
2 years
New campaign, new contract ✍ Steve Clarke has signed a new contract to remain as Scotland Men's National Team Head Coach until 2026.
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@JoeStephenson96 @herong Back in my day, he'd have been down the mines making a living not whining to his parents.
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interesting
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@JackAshbourne @MirrorFootball hope they do and it really upsets you
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4 years
Not a club statement! Gar, he´ll be tweeting for hours
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@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
4 years
🍀 Celtic Football Club Statement: We’re not half of anything... 🙄 Not our problem. #OneClubSince1888
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Andrey Arshavin looks like James Wade now
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4 years
Funny how Gaelic road signs only seem to affect the spatial awareness of Unionists. Tourists seem to cope just fine.
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2 years
Brewdog have to spend millions on shite advertising because their beer can never taste as good as a lovely Tennent's.
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2 years
Fair play that's some turnaround from him
@pathoVeenomic
Veen
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Dr Leigh Griffiths showing the many scientific challenges and nuances in Immunoproteomic antigen identification and applying it in transplant cases @ #CIMProteomics #CIMCON2022
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2 years
Not a huge Sturgeon fan but all the worst wankers are gonna be emboldened by this resignation.
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4 years
The lads tonight
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3 years
Tears at Michael Owen rightly laughing at people suggesting rowers or cyclists and then saying a golfer is the greatest sportsman of all time.
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2 years
Sophie Corcoran has the worst gimmick of all time. No charisma, just a 20 year old that types like a 70 year old UKIP member.
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@mcandidate Still rattled by this scene. World class at darts cos he played once a week as a kid. Fuck off
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Matt Anderson
2 years
This is still one of the best scenes in a TV show I’ve seen. Ted Lasso is fantastic in every aspect
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5 years
Hearing that Finn Russell did NOT vote for the Conservative Party in last month's election and is therefore not welcome in the team.
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Hoping for an absolutely poisonous atmosphere on here during the Euros.
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Open mic night at The Guardian
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3 years
"Aye I know gran, but the twitter doctor says you have to eat your dinner in the loft"
@EpiEllie
Dr Ellie Murray, ScD
3 years
Idea 10: If your gathering has a meal, consider having people plan to bring the food home rather than eating all together. Eating requires unmasking & unmasking means more chance of transmission. Alternative: have different households eat in different rooms at the gathering.
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2 years
This is Scottish football heritage. Sad that the suits wont let the common man enjoy something like this ever again.
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@spfl
SPFL
2 years
SPFL clubs have voted at their General Meeting today to approve the introduction of VAR technology at @cinchuk Premiership matches next season. Full details:
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2 years
Tbf to Bastani, it would be very funny if the winners of the Euros in 2024 were forced to wear a traditional German outfit like *rest of tweet redacted*
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Which pervert at Scotrail has come up with these new tickets. Heads should roll for this.
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@DontUwUmyOwO @JoeStephenson96 @herong We didn't win the war with wi-fi, we relied on proper graft in the factories and mines. Something the youth of today wouldn't know about.
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You: the perfect pub doesn't exist Me:
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First Michael Owen and now Matt Hancock? At this rate Dan Walker will be getting outed as a shagger.
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3 years
absolute loser sport
@RugbyPass
RugbyPass
3 years
Captain asks for his own player to be sent off after learning he swore at the referee. 📽️ @therugbynetwork
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2 years
Get this right.....Elon Musk, but with a comedy Italian accent!
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@tinscognito__ @jeremycorbyn His silence on the matter is damning, I'm afraid to say
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@Arsenalfanblog @dsamson89 @MirrorFootball yes, i too am sad they have gotten rid of these 3 dribbling morons
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@SkySportsNews Not a coronavirus fan but this is class 👍👍👍👍👍
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@samuel_leeds all that ching is gonna make your heart explode big man
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3 years
American twitter wouldve lost the plot praising Rooney for using a sex worker before cancelling her for the age gap
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Sarah
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Just found out that the “Granny Prostitute” Rooney went with was only 48
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4 years
Me when Dortmund Schalke kicks off vs me 10 minutes in
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@Rylan Watching Inverness v Arbroath tonight pal?
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2 years
Spain really need to grow up, scared of facing overweight Englishmen that live on a rock
@martynziegler
Martyn Ziegler
2 years
Gibraltar should have been in Scotland's group but blocked from joining as Spain already in that group and UEFA has deemed they should not play each other for political reasons
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made a meme
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Me seeing a Scotland starting line-up in 2016
@Callum_TH
A Chaluim?
3 years
For the love of god not Russell Martin
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3 years
Today's wordle......lived with banter all my life but don't do vile
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me when 5's starts again and I've lied about doing couch to 5k during lockdown
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2 years
We need to make these children cry tonight, I believe in you @ICTFC
@ArbroathFC
Arbroath FC
2 years
The Arbroath Dressing Room Thank you to ALL the children of Arbroath and their teachers, parents and staff members! The players will see all your art when they walk into the changing room on Friday! Proud to have the backing of the entire community! C'mon the Lichties!
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this gets tweeted once a week and its guaranteed numbers every time
@FootballMares
football that didn’t go according to plan
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2 years
That oughta hold those SOB's
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@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
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The BBC has undermined its own credibility in taking Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker off air, former director general Greg Dyke says Follow live reaction
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Georgia lost ✅ Played like useless bums ✅ Disgusting racist cunt ✅ Should kill yourself ✅
@Mk5Sal
Mtiuli Bichi
1 year
@TunnockCup @GeorgianFooty Talk to me when brownies will stop raping you in Glasgow
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"Spare a thought for Michael Smith"
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FUCK WILLIE COLLUM, FUCK DICK CAMPBELL, FUCK THE NEUTRALS THAT WANTED ARBROATH TO WIN AND FUCK THE KIDS THAT GOT THEIR DRAWINGS IN THE ARBROATH DRESSING ROOM. SEEN OFF BY THE CALEY.
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An absolutely insane collection of mugs available at a Bulgarian souvenir shop
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Bought a sports jacket last summer with 'RUSSIA' emblazoned on the back that I've never worn. One of the worst investments of all time. Like buying that cryptocurrency right before it collapsed by 99.9%.
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3 years
Hearing there will be a minutes silence before kick-off for the crisis engulfing their beloved Tory party.
@Scotlandteam
Scottish Rugby
3 years
1⃣ @SixNationsRugby returns to BT Murrayfield tomorrow! #AsOne
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200k likes here is more evidence for the 'young people are all tories now' dossier
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there
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Shouldnt have lost their first game 3-0 then 👍
@IanDarke
Ian Darke
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Ukraine go out with 4 points while Slovenia advance with 3. Welcome to the messy and flawed 24-team Euro format. UEFA have to look at this again.
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@MarcMoo86882966 @BBCchrismclaug looks like your hairline is social distancing mate!
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If this advice is useful to you, you might have the brain of a 4 year old
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Me driving 30 miles to test my eyesight works
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Worst Kilmarnock performance against red, white and blue since Russell Abercrombie committed fraud in Tesco.
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Aye thats a side splitter right enough
@AdamLynch27
Adam Lynch 🇵🇸
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Reo Hatate casually cutting about Dublin hahah
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People just say any old nonsense on here and get 80k likes
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Reminder that this is you if you subscribe to The Athletic
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Weed heads stink and have terrible personalities though. And in the end, that is the greater crime.
@SamtheNightOwl
Sam 👁️
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one of the funniest pieces of discourse on this website is the attempt to make weed appear equivalent to alcohol in terms of personal and social destruction. these are not the same, at all
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@DuncMcKay yes very strange of them to send well wishes to a legendary ex player and manager
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Cocaine Bear? They'll be 25,000 of them at Hampden on Sunday!
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John Barnes' brain needs to be studied by medical science. Incredible output.
@officialbarnesy
John Barnes
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@JackDunc1 @JCDC1988 @poetscorneruk what do you think hitler would have done to foreigners in the stadium in berlin doing whats going on in qatar… didnt dare to then did they, but we can bully qatar so we do! dont remeber many british dissenters in the olympic stadium in germany?!?
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@tinshh Some of us clocked him early. A burden to always be correct.
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coronavirus really has been a godsend for pathetic nerds with no friends
@ChrisHewitt
Chris Hewitt
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I’m not a pub person, as you may or may not know. But table service has been a godsend during the pandemic, and would absolutely enhance the experience going forward. I tap my screen and a drink is brought to me vs fighting to catch the eye of the bartender? HMM LET ME THINK
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Imo you deserve a jail sentence for visiting Dubai in the first place.
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As a lifelong Open Goal Broomhill supporter I hate to say this but Si Ferry you will rot in hell for mismanaging this great football club
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Me talking to my 18 yo son: go to therapy, my guy!
@herong
Heron Greenesmith, Esq.
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How do I tell the 18yo that using me as a therapist and a crisis counselor isn't healthy for either of us? He has no consistently supportive adult voices in his life except ours. But I'm conscious of the femme labor paradigm it's reinforcing that I'm the "parent" confidant.
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@lucyj_ford
spooky ford 🎃
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francis bourgeois in the gucci x north face ad i’m obsessed
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We can't be allowing Ross County into Europe. Europeans will one look at Dingwall and send a £1billion aid package to Scotland out of sheer embarrassment.
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Love how much Nick Kyrgios annoys tennis fans. The guy just has a laugh and yet tennis freaks hate him cos he doesn't train 12 hours a day or take steroids for dinner.
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"On accident" is by far the most irritating thing Americans say. Illiterate fuckers.
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Must be exhausting to think like this
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the most lib dem thing ever seen
@joswinson
Jo Swinson
3 years
Suggested alternatives to penalties for deciding a tied match: 1. Average score per minute played 2. Fewest bookings
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Will never understand why lots of people are so desperate for a rapist to have a football career. Football really is a cesspit at every level.
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@EvanMcFarlane Surfers Paradise Apollo is an AI generated name of an Australian football team
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Found this belter at the flea market in Yerevan earlier
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Looks like Effie Deans got lost reading the Gaelic road signs again
@ScotRail
ScotRail
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NEW: We have had reports of a car on the line at Fort William, services will be delayed until we can remove the car. Please keep an eye here and our app for live updates.
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Always fun seeing what nonsense you googled to win a pub argument, apparently I googled 'lions life expectancy' last night. Not a clue.
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Love this take. "Yeah mate we're making a film called 'The Whale' about a guy who's so obese he can't move, and we think you'd be perfect!"
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Tears at my local Myanmar side making a graphic up for a released player. Talk about rubbing it in.
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@DaftLimmy Got a reaction
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@gigpod him and his dad killed fighting for the russians
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You can tell Turkish football fans were not raised on the online forum, absolutely no appreciation of a good wind-up.
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@mcandidate The salsa is surprisingly the shitest of those dips there. Not sure how they managed to fuck it up so badly.
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Looking forward to seeing this on Saturday
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Your boyfriend just tweeted about how this is a shameful night for Portuguese football.
@Millar_Colin
Colin Millar
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Shambles in Portugal. 🇵🇹 Belenenses can only name 9 players in a matchday squad to face Benfica because of a Covid outbreak. So they play with just 9 starters, two goalkeepers on the pitch and no substitutions available. Remarkable that this game has not been cancelled.
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Hope no mutuals are wavering just cos the Scotch rugger team won a few games. Hold the course, now's the time to fling even more insults their way.
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