Jim Burke @Barcajim3 Twitter profile

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Jim Burke

4 years

"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode" "What is it?" "It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

That moment when you've had enough of their shit

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Jim Burke

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4 years

If they wanted a pithy and "catchy" slogan this was right under their noses

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Jim Burke

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3 months

I still can't shake feeling that had this lad been of a different demographic his conviction connected with a machete attack might have warranted a mention

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

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Missing Jay Slater's mum says Tenerife police are frustrated at online 'noise'

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Jim Burke

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11 months

We have found Attenborough's natural successor

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

11 months

Official account leaving out the *minor* detail that the game was postponed because the team bus went to Bournemouth and not Brighton

Arsenal Academy

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11 months

🚨 Today's #AFCU18 match away to Brighton & Hove Albion has been postponed.

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

And because it's Christmas and at Christmas you share the things you love with those around you I give you the greatest video ever posted on any social media platform ever

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

For all the "I'm living my best life" lads. The bar has been raised by this fella

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

The most impressive three hashtags in the history of twitter dot com

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

6 months

Nice to see city actually face penalties

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Jim Burke

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3 months

Facebook has lost its fucking mind over this lad missing in Tenerife

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Jim Burke

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2 years

BBC1 and BBC2 showing the same programme it appears

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Jim Burke

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5 years

Merry Christmas

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Jim Burke

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2 years

What's your "thing" that lets you know you're in a rough pub? I'll take flat roof as a given

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 months

Women pundits get fucking pelters on here and then you get Ferdinand who sounds exactly like the halfwit who stands next to you in the pub

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

McCoist's commentary here is fucking joyous

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Jim Burke

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4 years

Merry Christmas

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Jim Burke

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7 months

Fucking hell FUCKING HELL

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 months

We really shouldn't laugh at Tourette's but when it's someone Scottish I defy you not to laugh Poor Graham Norton

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

1 year

Frank Lampard's record looks like a seating plan on Trainline

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

Facebook reminded me this morning that it's recommended you run the launch of any product for the UK market past someone Scottish

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

Because it is Friday... The greatest video in the history of twitter

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

"AND NOW MACLAREN, FUCK" Top commentary from the Australian lads

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

And here I thought Tuchel was going to be the most dramatic German departure this week

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

This is a cafe in Airdrie It is situated at the rear of a major UK supermarket

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

6 months

Steve Maclaren doing some still life watercolours on the bench

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

But it won't bring her back either Edwina 😢

Edwina Currie

@Edwina_Currie

11 years

I'm wearing black today. Because I bet she is up there, checking on us all. A great PM passes #margaretthatcher http://t.co/eg5Jr2KkpF

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Jim Burke

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2 years

Rio just saying it was great to sit back and watch Messi. You did that in two European Cup Finals mate.

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Jim Burke

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4 years

I'm still confused as to how London appears to escape the rise of infections that we see in the north.

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Jim Burke

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4 years

Seriously what the fuck did he think would happen? His biggest (and probably only) customers on his doorstep and he doesn't foresee that making that trade more difficult would affect his business. His poor staff

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Jim Burke

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5 months

Grateful, as always to Facebook memories for reminding me that it's Sectarian Lasagna Recipe Day

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Jim Burke

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5 years

M'ON THE FUCKING BULLS

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Jim Burke

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3 months

Stanstead airport rn for the 9:30 flight to Tenerife

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

As we approach Remembrance Day Lest We Forget the greatest and most respectful use of hashtags at this solemn time of year

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

This appeared in my Facebook memories and is one of the many reasons that Tommy Burns is my all time Celtic hero

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Jim Burke

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2 years

Again thankful to Facebook memories for reminding me of the company who had no Scottish people in their branding and marketing department

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Jim Burke

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2 years

Apparently new sculptures have appeared in Glasgow and the public have spoken

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Jim Burke

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3 years

I'm on holiday today and by way of celebration I give you the greatest video ever posted on twitter dot com

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Jim Burke

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3 years

I still reckon this is the greatest ever Christmas tweet on twitter dot com

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Jim Burke

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1 year

Genuinely there is little I see on social media that leaves me speechless But this is incredible

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

Just getting acclimatised for the pubs reopening

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

Chips

❤️kayjay💥

@kazzaloveslife

2 years

Dinner is here… you can add one thing

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 months

I can't stop reading that Facebook group. I'm picturing the head of police in Tenerife, a man with thirty years police experience screaming that he needs an English translator so that he knows what Andrea off of Facebook thinks he should do next

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

My favourite thing about the stadium at Marine are the numbers on the fences that are on both sides of the pitch They correspond to the numbers of the houses that back on to the pitch so they know what door to knock to get their ball back

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

“We met in the queue and have become really good friends”

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

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It's only a matter of time before a coroner writes the word "Everton" as cause of death on a death certificate

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 months

Bit of a self-indulgent thread contains advice for men of a certain age. About 4 weeks before my wedding to hersel' I was walking to the pub to join her and felt something in my throat and it felt like a bit of food had gone down wrong way. Had a spit and it contained blood

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

1 year

I'm really uncomfortable with people like this lad who is clearly on a spectrum or has special needs being put on social media for point and laugh purposes

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Royal superfans like John Loughrey have already begun hunkering down on The Mall ahead of King Charles's coronation 👑

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 months

He simply said "With those patients the conversations are rarely as positive as this one" So that's the message I've got a good chance of a full recovery because I didn't fuck about. Be like me, at a certain age shit can kill you, go see your doc ya pricks

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

I've got angrier about what was sung at Livingston today than I would at the usual nonsense you hear at games. The reason for that is that Tommy Burns is my hero A great player, a great Celtic man and a beautiful human being. Here's a wee story showing the measure of him

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

Absolutely giddy as fuck for the Celtic game tonight. When Ange was appointed I'd have settled for running Rangers close with the idea of really challenging next season. It's been utterly incredible. Tannadice always reminds me of one man though, my Celtic hero, Tommy Burns

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Jim Burke

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2 months

This is Rushholme in Manchester. The best area for scran in the city and an area that the vast majority of mancs love and they are very proud of it too. I worked two Christmas days and headed there after work and the lads in the restaurants made a helluva fuss of us. Loved it

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

🚨🔴⚪️🔵 BREAKING: Prince Charles to Buckingham Palace. All paperwork signed. Deal agreed. Here we go!

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 months

I would like to suggest that the worst thing about modern football is the "Combined XI"

ITV Football

@itvfootball

2 months

Our combined XI ahead of the 2024 #FACommunityShield 🏆 What changes would you make? 👀⬇️

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

3 years

The lads complaining about taking the knee being a political statement and there's no place for that in football going to a game in early November

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

11 months

At the knocking down of the sun room, we will remember them

ITV News

@itvnews

11 months

Captain Tom's family ordered to demolish £200,000 luxury spa at Bedfordshire home | ITV News Anglia

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Jim Burke

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7 months

Five years ago today Keith Flint passed away and no one caught the mood of the nation better than Maureen Nolan

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

I'm in Dunbar... Apparently the locals drink a "cocktail" called a Venom It's 15 quid I'm scared

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Jim Burke

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3 years

A city centre office landlord writes....

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Jim Burke

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3 months

Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me when Roy Keane spoke about his relationship with Carlos Queiroz

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Jim Burke

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4 years

OH MAN

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Jim Burke

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4 years

His mum has just dropped him off at Stockport station with a packed lunch

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Jim Burke

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2 years

G'wan Alex

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

9 months

My local in Leeds has a painting of the exterior of the pub hanging up inside it. Pretty sure the artist could have chosen another Yorkshire icon to be standing outside the door

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Jim Burke

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5 years

Mad Friday gave us probably the greatest late night #scenes photo ever

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Jim Burke

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1 year

Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me that a year ago some people absolutely lost their fucking minds

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

HUGE fan of the official photographer losing the run of himself after the Grimsby equaliser

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

10 months

Elite level humblebragging from the lad

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

I'm fucking furious at this Refused to wear a mask, showed nothing but contempt for the rules and amazingly* finds himself at the very front of the queue. *It's not amazing it's absolutely in keeping with the actions of these bastards throughout this whole pandemic

Good Morning Britain

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Stanley Johnson will receive his second Covid-19 vaccine today. He tells @kategarraway and Ben Shephard that while lockdown will have to remain despite the vaccine rollout, he is 'confident' that the target to vaccinate the most vulnerable by easter will be met.

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Jim Burke

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1 year

HIYA!

Rishi Sunak

@RishiSunak

1 year

1/ Today, we’re launching a new plan to stop scams at the source and help make it easier for people to protect themselves from fraudsters. Click to see what we’re doing 👇

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Jim Burke

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2 months

Goalkeepers in hurling have to be absolutely fucking tapped in the head What an incredible spectacle this game is

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

This is fucking brilliant

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Jim Burke

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3 years

Monday

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

It's St Andrews Day...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 A day for me to think of my homeland and the wonderful things it has given us.

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Jim Burke

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5 years

This is a bit self indulgent but bear with me. On 2nd January 1971 I was at home when a newsflash came in TV saying that there had been a serious incident at the Old Firm game at Ibrox. My Mum's two brothers were at the game and she was out her head with worry. I was sent down

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Jim Burke

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2 years

Looks like Jake got a call from someone at head office during the game "Walk it back you self-obsessed prick" Shameless

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

This came up in my FB memories feed and is a reminder why Tommy Burns is probably my all time football hero

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Jim Burke

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2 years

I think we do have to think carefully about ending all human life on the planet

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Jim Burke

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3 years

I'm not a fan of Rosé wine at the best of times...

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Jim Burke

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4 years

YOU CAN FUCK OFF YA POINTY FACED WEE PRICK

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@michaelgove

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I’m with Nicola on this one

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Jim Burke

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2 years

It's really not difficult Jake. I don't imagine Jamal Kashoggi's loved ones have agreed that winning four games on the bounce and staying in the Premier League is enough to overlook a murder

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@SachinNakrani

2 years

That’s Amnesty International told.

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Jim Burke

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4 years

What a heart warming moment this was

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Jim Burke

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2 years

I really hate when someone I've decided is prick outs themselves as a potential good guy

Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦

@LallyLangford

2 years

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇 #garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

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Jim Burke

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2 years

I don't have the energy for outrage. He'll survive, they won't lose so much as a point in the polls as the people that vote for him don't really care if he's lying to them as long as they see pics of petrified refugees getting bundled on to planes to Rwanda

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

I went to work today I get paid for that work Coincidentally I got my letter telling me my tax code for the year. You know what else I did today? I raised money for the NHS as I've done every fucking day of my working life. That's how you do it, it's not a charity

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Jim Burke

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5 months

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

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Jim Burke

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3 months

How did the police ever do their jobs before Facebook existed

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Jim Burke

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3 years

This is how you do beer advertising Magnificent

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Jim Burke

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4 years

A hit? By who?

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Jim Burke

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3 years

Nicely played Eddie, nicely played

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

I have seen the football-free future (thanks to @nolittleman )

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Jim Burke

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5 years

This may be the greatest football related video in the history of twitter

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

2 years

I think this may well sound the death knell for the "Combined 11" fuckery and if it doesn't it fucking should

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Jim Burke

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5 years

I still think it's a miracle that football was able to carry on after this

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

20 days

Mumsnet tackles the aftermath of 9/11 by asking the questions that no one else will...

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

5 years

And to round off my Christmas selection of great twitter videos I give you "Fuck off Ally"

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

4 years

If this was a "normal" workplace and you as a bloke said this to a female coworker you'd absolutely find yourself on the wrong side of a disciplinary meeting

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Jim Burke

@Barcajim3

1 year

I've often said if I didn't love football I'd fucking hate it but it was a reminder that Celtic and indeed any club can bring a lifetime of special memories John passed away yesterday during the game but he passed watching the Celtic and that's a fitting end to his football life

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