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Paul Fanning

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6 months

The next few years are going to see a lot of people trying to reconcile their view of themselves as intelligent, rational, analytical and above all sensible with the fact that they fell hook, line and sinker for one of the stupidest ideas in human history.

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@drew_garland I've taken communion. Can confirm. Absolutely delicious.

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2 months

@Fraser_Knight @hiltonholloway Sounds like you found one of those No-Go Areas that definitely don't exist.

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5 years

@trustednerd You’ve no ovaries to produce the eggs whose maturation makes your uterus lining thick and spongy. Indeed you’ve no uterus that needs to shed that lining once per lunar month. You’ve no vagina from which this discharge can emerge. Talk us through the mechanics of your ‘period’.

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@metpoliceuk @ExploringAlway Tell you what, we'll stop being hurtful when you stop putting incompetent, unprofessional bullies who don't understand the law they're supposed to uphold into uniforms. Deal?

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11 months

So a day after The Guardian issued a strongly-worded rebuttal of a Jewish staffer's claim that her colleagues' attitudes made her feel unsafe, we have one of the people mentioned in the piece having to offer a 'sincere' apology for retweeting overt anti-semitism and Owen Jones

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1 year

@KeithOlbermann @Riley_Gaines_ Really starting to wonder why you - a weird old man - are so invested in denigrating a successful female athlete. I mean I have my theories, but maybe you'd like to give your side of the story?

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1 year

@PLCPolice @stanleyblunt2 A home win against nine men.

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4 months

I actually have to live in a country where a supposedly serious political party makes arguments like this.

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29 days

I'd love someone at the BBC to explain why, in a story specifically about a bus service designed to protect Jews from anti-semitic attacks and which has nothing whatsoever to do with Islamophobia, it was felt necessary to include this second paragraph.

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2 years

Can I just say how much I'm enjoying the English, middle-class 'I wish I could vote for Nicola Sturgeon' crowd getting their long-overdue wake-up call.

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1 year

It is with profound regret that I have to inform you that Kirstie Allsopp is at it again.

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2 months

The fucking Messiah complex on this cunt.

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4 years

@alextomo 1. Not his second home, but an official residence of the PM and thus - like Number 10 - a workplace. 2. No, it’s not illegal 3. He is following medical advice based on where he is likely to recover best, which it’s quite important he does as he’s PM. Now stop being a tit.

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3 years

@glubold Several points: 1/ Biden isn't Irish 2/ What? 3/ No, seriously, what?

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4 years

@Channel4News Oh, the rampant snobbery in this thread! “He’s just a plumber! How dare he exhibit pragmatic good sense?! He should get back to unblocking the toilet I’m too ‘educated’ to understand.”

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11 months

@UKLabour @Keir_Starmer This is amazingly crass, insensitive and utterly tone deaf.

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3 months

@jk_rowling It's the nearest he'll ever get to having a female part.

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6 months

He'll soon change his tune when he finds out about our planning laws.

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Incestuous rapist Josef Fritzl 'wants to emigrate to the UK' if released from prison.

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7 months

@louistheroux The fundamental flaw of these discussions is always that they are predicated on the idea that the culture wars are something other people do. There's never a serious attempt to examine what their own roles in the culture wars might be.

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8 months

@VanessaHeron @bbcquestiontime @ClaudiaBoleyn You're a disgrace to your profession.

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4 years

@JamesBlunt If he struggles with the difference between '-ake' and '-unt', one wonders what he sticks candles into on his birthday?

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2 months

The thing I've found interesting today is the way the 'nice' people are shocked and horrified because the thing that was always going to happen - that they've been repeatedly told would happen, in fact - has had the temerity to happen. And they're really struggling to process

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Paul Fanning

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10 months

Let's be very clear here: Newsnight's credibility was fatally undermined when it was allowed to become a platform for activism with Maitlis, Goodall, Sopel and co. If anyone wants to start hand-wringing, just have a look what that did to viewing figures.

BBC's Newsnight to be cut back as part of savings plan

The long-running show will have an overhaul, but more resources will go into BBC digital journalism.

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Paul Fanning

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1 year

@syptweet Meanwhile...

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21 days

I see you're all suddenly noticing that Mary Beard is horrendous.

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9 months

@mirondie @RedCollectiveUK Commercial ships transport 85% of the world's goods. Without them being able to travel freely through international waters, life as we know it becomes impossible. So yeah, they're kind of important.

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3 years

@sander_jennings You can eat meat and identify as a vegetarian if you like. Just don't expect other vegetarians to accept your self-definition.

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10 months

@AlexCrawfordSky ...and nothing of value was lost.

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8 months

I have to say, watching Jonathan Liew getting his arse handed to him by the likes of JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova isn't getting any less amusing. Time for Aggers to weigh in, I reckon.

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3 months

@LBC Hmmm. Have we noticed anything else about this cohort of intimidating and aggressively misogynistic men, I wonder? Anything they have in common other than their sex? Anything at all?

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3 years

@KevinRothrock @michaeldweiss 'Ah, so you're angry with the state are you? Well in that case, we'll give you a gun and military training and put you in a barracks with a bunch of other guys who feel the same!' Not sure they've thought this one through.

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3 years

@adamlangleben @IainDale Laughs aside, it's really quite a serious matter that this bookend is an actual Labour MP.

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4 years

@calebsivyer Middle-class lefties viscerally hating, dehumanising and demonising the working classes because they won’t do what they’re told by bearded eunuchs is my favourite thing.

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4 years

@MPSHackney You bowed down and now you’re wondering why you’re treated with contempt? You did this. Own the consequences.

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9 months

@GaryLineker @leekern13 The last two places you were more than happy to do well-paid World Cups from were the slave state of Qatar and Putin's Russia. Pipe the fuck down, you disgusting hypocrite.

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3 years

@Spinglespot @PoliticsForAlI Because he's the future King. Next stupid question?

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8 months

My favourite thing about JK Rowling is her absolute and unashamed understanding of the concept of 'Fuck You Money'.

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3 years

@LinahAlsaafin He's half-Irish, but I guess we all look the same to you, eh?

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2 years

@TheHevo @drlouisejmoody @TrippyPip Yup. There is only ever one reason for them to request a voluntary interview and that's for them to try and get you to incriminate yourself.

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3 months

Tipping ashes outside No. 10? Mass die-ins? This guy's fantasies are getting more and more baroque.

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5 years

Irish English replaces British English as EU working language

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3 years

@RichardJMurphy You've gone mad. It's important that someone tells you that.

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1 year

@MetPoliceEvents 'Protestors' = 'Terrorist supporters taunting Israelis over the rape and murder of their compatriots and making London's streets unsafe for Jews'. You're a disgrace.

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9 months

@Onorpik @CENTCOM When did you arrive at the incredibly odd notion that the implementation of military force should only ever take place on a level playing field?

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1 year

@BBCNews Way to refute all those suggestions that wokeness is killing good comedy, lads.

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8 months

@jonathanliew So perverted men popping on frocks in order to invade female spaces and steal female sporting achievements *aren't* starting a culture war, but anyone objecting to them doing so *is*? Right. Gotcha.

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3 years

@campmarylu "You see there's this meme where this English guy is like in a club or something and he's shouting in a girl's ear and she just looks really bored and unimpressed..."

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4 months

I see Paula Vennells is going for the old 'I was absolutely terrible at being CEO and had no idea what was going on in the company I was being handsomely paid to run' defence.

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2 months

I see that a lot of people who are usually very keen to understand and address the reasons behind violent public disorder suddenly aren't.

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2 years

Let's be 100% clear: if Lineker had expressed right-wing opinions even half as extreme as the left-wing ones he's expressed, nobody would be showing 'solidarity' with him. It'd all be 'The BBC has rules and he broke them. Bye. LOL'. And that's how you know this is all bullshit.

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1 year

@innocent @Mermaids_Gender Doing the corporate equivalent of clambering aboard the Hindenburg even as you can smell smoke and hear the screams is a genuinely amazing decision.

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3 months

@FFS_WhatNow @MissLauraMarcus I still can't quite believe this man is going to occupy the same office as Palmerston, Wellington and Castlereagh...

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4 months

@flightradar24 @hiltonholloway Still, on the plus side, they didn't end up in Houston.

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2 years

@Wilsonfooty Happy to work in Qatar, though, weren't you? But hey, those were just dead slaves and persecuted gay men, not a millionaire being asked to abide by the terms of his contract. So we can see what your moral priorities are. Absurd hypocrites.

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10 days

@VintageMrHobbes It's just stupid. First of all, she gives no thought whatsoever to the fact that other people may not feel the same as her. Second, if she wants to drink 420-ish ml at a time, she can simply order a pint and then top it off with a half when the time comes. She's a fucking moron.

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1 year

@OldRoberts953 @TheSpeakingRog @Glinner Did similar last night and was struck again by the sheer childishness of a world view in which one's cultural likes and dislikes are contingent on the fantasy that you and the artist/writer/actor/singer/comedian you like would be mates and agree about everything in real life.

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2 years

Are we finally witnessing The Great Cockwomble Migration?

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2 years

@noclador @OlafScholz I think we can now conclude that much of the German political and industrial class would basically like Ukraine to lose this war as soon as possible so that they can go back to doing business with Putin.

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1 year

@muchachobrotha @PLCPolice @stanleyblunt2 They'll probably release a DVD.

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1 year

@DreyfusJames Lol! Yes. British law in 1936 outlawed homosexuality. 1. British writ has not run there since 1948. 2. I'm pretty sure we didn't chuck gay men off tall buildings.

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11 months

@IncMonocle @AschRonald A complete failure @metpoliceuk You value nothing. You protect nothing. You are the enemy of decent, law-abiding people. You will therefore be treated accordingly.

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6 months

@AnnelieseDodds Screenshotting this so you can't pretend you didn't cheerlead for the worst medical scandal since Thalidomide. You're a disgrace.

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5 months

@OldRoberts953 @Gillian_Philip This 'Oh, it's only a tiny number of people. Why make such a fuss?' argument sits rather oddly with the 'We must dismantle societal norms and sacrifice women's safety and dignity to accommodate them' argument that Tom otherwise espouses.

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7 months

The Starmer years are going to be epically awful.

Angela Eagle DBE

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Labour will: 🌹 Legislate for a trans-inclusive conversion therapy ban 🌹 Make anti-LGBT+ hate crime an aggravated offence 🌹Modernise Gender Recognition processes 🌹 Appoint an international LGBT+ envoy

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3 years

@cmclymer "Don't think of it as having your penis and testicles removed under threat of death. Think of it as having your trans affirmed."

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3 years

@MENnewsdesk B-b-b-but the narrative! Won't somebody please think of the narrative!? Frauds.

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3 months

Imagine having had the better part of half a day to respond to an attempted political assassination and *this* being your take, though.

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2 years

@rodemmerson You, right now.

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2 months

Honestly, if you think what's happening now is the fault of Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage, Donald Trump or any of your other bogeymen, I really don't know what to tell you.

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1 year

@godblesstoto We are all this woman.

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6 months

@Badabimclub @jk_rowling Yeah. Just letting awful people get away with their awfulness definitely stops them being awful. History has taught us this.

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10 months

@STVNews Awww! Is the pervert sad because he can't perv anywhere he wants to? Diddums.

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2 years

Well this pretty much sums it up.

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5 years

@rickygervais @ben_pensant Because we allowed an obvious absurdity to be enshrined as an undeniable truth. Once you allow an objective untruth to become dogma, you must necessarily go to ever more extraordinary and draconic lengths to protect it from the harsh light of reality.

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@godblesstoby What this does is tell every Monsoon employee who's doing their best to safeguard their female customers that management not only doesn't have their back, but will very probably discipline them for doing so. Disgraceful.

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5 months

Just in case anyone in the Conservative Party needed reminding of this: if your MPs are ideologically capable of defecting to Labour, it's because they never should have been Tory MPs in the first place.

Sky News Breaking

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Tory MP Natalie Elphicke defects to Labour, hitting out at the "broken promises of Rishi Sunak's tired and chaotic Government" For more on this and other news visit

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@narindertweets @SirTFireball Jesus Christ. First of all, wrong war. Second, overall British Empire military deaths in the First World War were under 1.5m - and the vast majority (880k) were UK nationals. Empire military losses in WW2 were much lower. Either way your numbers are horseshit.

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9 months

@y_alibhai 'Goods on ships' are strategically vital to the smooth running of this country and every other country in the world. Stopping Israel killing terrorists, not so much.

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@BBCBreaking @TonyDowson5 Or 'Disgusting cheating, male, woman-beating piece of shit'.

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4 years

@EmmaManzini @Misanfrog Yeah, that ‘drop in energy’ at 3pm might be something to do with the fact that she has consumed roughly 400 calories in 9 hours and is basically metabolising herself.

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@Salon Brace yourself for the sheer exoticism of...The Sami. Yes. They wear funny hats.

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@PoliticsJOE_UK @KNEECAPCEOL 'Lads, it's Paddy's Day, how shall we celebrate our nationhood and cultural confidence?' 'I dunno. Sit around slagging off the Brits same as every fucking year?' 'Perfect'.

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@DavidParr1980 @GGrimalda Can we also consider the comic genius of 'My health is, of course, paramount. My hunger strike continues'?

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@ArchRose90 Cue a frantic search to find something this guy has said or done at any point that proves he's 'far right' and can thus be dismissed.

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1 year

@old_school_alps @Ryanair I'm afraid it comes under the category of 'But I didn't think the man-eating leopard would eat *my* face'. Anyone who buys a Ryanair ticket knows they've made a devil's bargain of cheap flights in exchange for being ripped off brutally if they miss the details. That's how the

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3 years

@Markgsparrow I think it's nice that for once the weird, knife-wielding chap isnt the most sinister-looking person in the video.

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3 months

Right, so everyone's got that, yes? Parental love means indulging your confused child's fantasies and helping to set them on a damaging and irreversible medical pathway for life. If you don't do this, you don't love your kids. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

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10 months

@MattChorley Extraordinary that either of you think you come out of this well.

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@shirlpuzz

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6 months

Fascinated to see how the usual suspects will reconcile the fact that Hilary Cass can no longer travel on public transport for security reasons with their cherished 'equal toxicity on both sides' narrative.

The Times & The Sunday Times

News and opinion from The Times & The Sunday Times

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3 years

@EggrollShogun I love the argument that people should continue to be forced to live in ugly squalor because some people who'll never have to live there have a purely academic hard-on for the type of architecture that houses people in ugly squalor.

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8 months

What's that? Jonathan Liew has written another profoundly dishonest piece framing any objection to the erasure of female sporting achievement as 'right-wing'? Really? Honestly, what a ghastly little shit he is.

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2 years

@JonnElledge @SP_Duckworth @timfarron I've got two Irish parents and am immensely happy and proud to be British. I certainly don't need anyone else to take offence on my behalf about such an anodyne statement, thanks.

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3 years

@v_j_freeman 'Sex work is work'. 'Martial law is law'. 'Dog food is food' It really is scary the way people are happy to use catchy slogans in lieu of actual thinking.

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@TimesRadio @lisanandy @ayeshahazarika Embarrassing.

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10 months

@danwaterfield @LemanWalters People re-inventing the Ottoman Empire as some kind of benign co-operative because 'Hey, at least they weren't white anglos' is one of my favourite things.

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7 months

@Glinner @jonronson Buxton is just a common or garden coward desperate to be liked by the cool kids, but Ronson is something vastly worse.

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1 year

If you want to know what went wrong with the Tory Party, track this guy's career arc from gauche Baby Thatcherite to Cameroon to wet-as-an-otter's-pocket, bien pensant, elder statesman mouthing all the fashionably specious platitudes for fear of being called nasty.

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“I’ll probably get a lot of angry letters now from WI members.” @WilliamJHague tells #TimesRadio the Women's Institute should welcome transgender women.

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@ProfBrianCox The mask slips to reveal just another elitist having a tantrum because he hates the fact that those he plainly considers his inferiors are permitted just as much of a say in how they are governed as he is.

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