Dli O’Doir @dli_odoir Twitter profile

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

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Just saying

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

7 years

@JuliaHB1 Gosh, bully for you. Does being rude to a hard-working, poorly-paid man make you feel more important? #NoClass

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7 years

@JuliaHB1 Be honest, you came on to boast about how you were rude to some stranger & now you feel the need to row back.

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7 years

@JuliaHB1 No, I just try to go through life without needlessly offending people who are just trying to be friendly. Your point?

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9 months

Granny delighted with her presents

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9 months

Happy holidays everyone !!

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4 years

Hey @darrengrimes_ I know it can be really annoying when you accidentally delete a tweet, so here’s that picture you accidentally deleted earlier. You can thank me later

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7 years

@JuliaHB1 I don't think anyone is below me. This 'cheerily gave mine' is total revisionism on your part. The guy was proud of his car & you were rude.

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@dli_odoir

1 year

Did Oliver Cromwell write this?

The Herald Politics

@HeraldPols

1 year

The hidden benefits of hanging King Charles in your school

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5 years

Honestly don't think enough has been made of the fact that the DUP during this crucial week met not with the farming community, business community or civic leaders but with the leaders of the UDA and UVF before coming to this decision.

The Irish News

@irish_news

5 years

DUP says it cannot support Boris Johnson's Brexit plan

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3 years

Look at the fucking head on that. Shit pint of Guinness too

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7 years

@JuliaHB1 You cut him off in a way that was at very best passive-aggressive. There is nothing interesting about that. Everyday rudeness.

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3 years

@Mike_Fabricant Did the whips tell you that if you rebelled there’d be hell toupee?

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@dli_odoir

1 year

This is Cavan, where rumours have spread of someone having dropped a €1 coin on the ground

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@ZhejiangToday

1 year

In recent years, this kind of fitness has become popular among the elderly in China. #HangzhouAsianGames

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3 years

Erecting a wreath after Ed Sheeran murdered the song

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8 months

@brodstanaccount @BarbaraMcMahon8 If you turned up to an airport with a T-shirt saying you had a bomb or a gun, you’d probably be refused permission to board. But joking about rape, which is way more commonplace than bombing or gun crime, seems to be acceptable.

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5 years

@piersmorgan @50cent @GMB

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2 years

Hi @GBNEWS is is true you pulled @darrengrimes_ off…the air? That was a crafty stroke. A bit underhand. I hope it doesn’t leave you short handed or things could get a bit sticky

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4 months

Headline of the day goes to the @irishdailystar

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4 months

Good on ya, Nicola, a person with principles

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 months

Nicola Coughlan says she was told that certain agencies & studios won’t want to work with her for her support of a permanent ceasefire to the genocide happening in Palestine. “If you know that you’re coming from a place of ‘I don’t want any innocent people to suffer,’ then I’m

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1 year

Peter Capaldi, who is 65 today, simply rocks.

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This is amazing The doctors with...the doctor

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@dli_odoir

10 months

RIP Ben, who inspired one of the greatest Irish headlines ever, Ben there, Dunne that, bought the Taoiseach

The Irish Times

@IrishTimes

10 months

Irish businessman Ben Dunne dies aged 74

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

3 years

When it’s your first day at big school and your mummy and daddy don’t arrive on time to collect you at the end of the day

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@dli_odoir

4 months

@Solidarity_Star @kate__said @JohnLukeWalker Gone to a locked account, not such a big man now

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@dli_odoir

1 year

Name a fictional character that would pay for twitter blue

Brendan Harkin 💀

@brendanjharkin

1 year

Name a fictional character that would pay for twitter blue

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

6 years

I don’t mean to be critical of his performance, but isn’t there another thing that JFK and Lord Mountbatten have in common?

Belfast Telegraph

@BelTel

6 years

Meet NI bodyguard who was security for JFK and Lord Mountbatten

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@dli_odoir

4 years

@orlacsm Imagine thinking that’s an appropriate way to introduce yourself to a complete stranger. I really don’t know what to say.

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@dli_odoir

2 years

Binternment

Jake “Jake” Kuczogi

@ObiWanKuczogi

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@efaakelly The real criminal is now in custody

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2 years

“Hello, I’d like to check if a money transfer has gone through. How much? £10m. This is quite urgent. Yes, I’ll hold.”

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

4 years

@trollishdelver Ewan McGregor was great in all 3.

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4 years

Britain in its own history books v Britain everywhere else

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3 years

A genuine hero

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4 years

@matthewchampion You know nothing, Dominic Raab.

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3 years

@JonMarcStanley How did you get a doctorate? Was it, like, send away ten packets of crisps?

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3 years

@TMZ Well, shit

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4 years

@_moIls

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

3 years

When you meet your uncle in the toilets of Thompson’s Garage just as the pills are kicking in

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

3 years

Mate, I hate to break it to you, but you’re in a party that opposes same-sex, abortion & minority language rights, that spent the 1970s & 80s chaining up playgrounds on Sundays & that supported internment. Bit late worrying about people’s personal lives now.

Sammy Wilson MP 🇺🇦🇬🇧

@eastantrimmp

3 years

1/ The introduction of domestic Covid passports in Northern Ireland would be yet another unacceptable step towards unwarranted state control of people’s personal lives.

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@jamesmoran @StevenEdeSouza “Debate him in the marketplace of ideas Indiana, try to see his legitimate socio-economic concerns.”

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

3 years

Absolutely rinsed (but she can dry out in front of a pellet-burning stove)

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@dli_odoir

3 years

@dmcbfs Oh please let it be Sammy. Poots gave us an Irish language act in 3 weeks, I bet Sammy can deliver a United Ireland by Christmas

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@dli_odoir

2 years

Lol

Spain airport queues warning as Brits say Irish getting ‘preferential treatment’

Some holidaymakers are reporting missing flights at Malaga Airport in recent days due to massive queues

www.irishmirror.ie

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

2 years

For services to a United Ireland

David Blevins

@skydavidblevins

2 years

BREAK: Former First Minister becomes Dame Arlene Foster and says it’s “a huge thrill” to be recognised in Platinum Jubilee Honours.

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

6 years

Because he’s a cunt.

Laura Kuenssberg

@bbclaurak

6 years

Boris Johnson is going to speak at the DUP conference this weekend - wonder why...

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3 years

Well, looks like Emma’s love of the Irish is very selective

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4 years

Who’d have thought Friday 13th would see the end of this long-running horror franchise villain? #DominicGoing

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2 years

@Luiseach Imagine her face after that. Oh. Wait…

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3 years

I think we can pinpoint the very moment that England’s Euros hopes were doomed

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5 years

They teach you at primary school that God got Mary pregnant with Jesus while she was engaged to St Joseph, who married her anyway & they teach you that he was crucified & died a brutal death in front of his mother, but okay then, whatever you think yourself.

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@darrengrimes_ Oh m8

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5 years

He was then declared fit for work by @DWP

The Irish at War

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#OnThisDay 1661 Oliver Cromwell's body was exhumed from its grave, dragged through the streets of London, hanged in chains at Tyburn & then thrown into a pit. His head was cut off and displayed on a pole on the roof of Westminster Hall until 1685. #Ireland #History

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3 years

Osama Bin Lid

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4 years

Next bottle of gin I buy will be from this distillery

Stephen Murphy

@SMurphyTV

4 years

Gin production has stopped at @listokedistill distillery in Co Louth, repurposed to make 62% proof hand sanitiser. They’re selling at cost and also supplying charities and hospitals #coronavirus #covid19

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2 years

@SJAMcBride @BelTel Did he write two versions, one where he backs the protocol and one where he doesn’t?

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4 years

@cattbutt Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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5 years

The One Where Phoebe Gatecrashes the United Nations

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@dli_odoir

5 years

This explains where Jacob Rees-Mogg came from.

Sky News

@SkyNews

5 years

A secret doorway dating back more than 350 years has been discovered in the House of Commons 🚪

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

4 months

Suddenly I’m in favour of stricter Irish immigration laws

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My grandfather was from Limerick. My mother half English half Irish. Making me one quarter Irish. When this bullshit in Romania is over I’m tempted to move to Ireland and fund/raise awareness for all these brave people saving their nation from being invaded.

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@fesshole Fornication Once Again

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OMFG, I THINK I’VE FOUND THE STUPIDEST PERSON ON TWITTER!!!

Sandra Schulze

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So Joe Biden says Mayo for SAM and the crowd in Ireland goes wild because they know it’s code for “Fighting The Brits” meanwhile he’s trying to disarm USA patriots. So weird, no?

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Who would’ve thought that a man who apparently had loads of incriminating evidence on rich and powerful men would be allowed to kill himself in prison, just weeks after an unsuccessful attempt?

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3 years

So the Soldier B (Daniel Hegarty case) & Soldier F (Bloody Sunday) case have both collapsed or been dropped on the same day but apparently troops are the victims of witch-hunts and can’t get fair trials 🙄

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

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Jim Allister arriving at the House of Commons canteen

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The story of the night in Northern Ireland has to be the defeat of Ian Paisley in North Antrim, a seat held by the Paisley family since 1970 1/

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3 years

For the benefit of future historians: this is Sammy visiting survivors of the Great Ulster Sausage War of 2021. We Shall OverCumberland

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@DanielHewittITV So THEY’RE allowed to change their minds, then?

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@JohnnyMercerUK Didn’t know there was a statute of limitations or geographical restriction on the offence of murder

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@dli_odoir

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Takes a lot to shock me but *that* video has done it. You think some people can’t get lower but the bar is way below the ground after that

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How it started v how it’s going

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4 years

Well, fucking well.

Ian Paisley is fifth most expensive MP in UK

Ian Paisley is the UK's fifth most expensive MP, setting the taxpayer back more than a quarter of a million pounds last year, new figures have revealed.

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

4 years

When you open the oven door to check on your pizza and a blast of hot air skelps the face off you

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@danwootton Some quiet reflection that involved someone else recording you and uploading it

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@dli_odoir

3 years

Not distressed enough to support same-sex marriage, though

Belfast Telegraph

@BelTel

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Arlene Foster: I get very distressed when people call me a homophobe

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@dli_odoir

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@MilwaukeePolice At approximately 8:08 p.m., on Tuesday, June 2, 2020, in the area near 6th and McKinley, an individual threw a hand grenade at uniformed police officers. Thankfully it did not detonate. If anyone has any information regarding this incident they are asked to call MPD...

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

5 years

Eat British people?

HENRY MORRIS

@mrhenrymorris

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Just had a fantastic @tobycarvery all you can eat breakfast with James May and Melanie Philips. Eat British people. #eatbritish #britishfood #foodporn

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3 years

“I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn’t mean no harm, George.” “Sure. You ain’t done nothing wrong.”

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4 years

Sammy Wilson is an arrogant, entitled prick and that’s the nicest thing I can say about him

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@dli_odoir

4 years

@soapachu Pitch for a time-travel movie: fearless traveller goes back in time to blow young Pat so the future is spared from this sort of maniacal rambling.

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@dli_odoir

4 years

Anyone else remember this?

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@dli_odoir

3 years

Maximum respect to @thecoralband for this reply

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@dli_odoir

5 years

@MarkDiStef But why did you digitally alter Shapiro’s voice to make him sound ridiculous? Oh. I see.

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

1 year

Cometh the hour, cometh the man…

Claire Bear Resists

@claireluvsbearz

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Trump can’t find new lawyers in FL. His reputation as a difficult client precedes him. Some lawyers who spoke under anonymity said they wouldn’t take his case. Trump Plans South Florida Legal Huddle as He Struggles to Find Lawyers Before Court Appearance

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4 years

@HenrySmithUK How did you become an MP? Did you send away 10 packets of crisps or something?

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@dli_odoir

7 years

Remember when your party used to make ‘mooing’ noises at the Women’s Coalition & tell them to make cups of tea? That was a hell of a lot more recent than 100 years ago.

Arlene Foster DBE PC #ProudofNI.

@ArleneFosterUK

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A lot has changed in 100 years. The suffragist movement sparked a change in society and inspired many to enter politics. We are indebted to those who helped push forward our democracy and the freedoms which we enjoy today #Vote100 #Suffragette100

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4 years

What, and I cannot emphasis this enough, the actual fuck?

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Dli O’Doir

@dli_odoir

6 years

It's really this simple: many Irish comedians are better informed than many British political commentators and indeed politicians.

Nooruddean

@BeardedGenius

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. @andrewismaxwell speaking with more eloquence and sense than most politicians

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@dli_odoir

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When you’re in the bru office and some smart fucker tells ye there’s a a job going making tea

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@dli_odoir

3 years

@TazerBlack I thought the song was about Three Lions, not Three Centimetres?

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@dli_odoir

6 years

...recalled the terrified bird.

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I thought this thing was going to eat me . He suddenly swung his head around .....

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@dli_odoir

4 years

@MailOnline Obviously Britain is famously and entirely vegetarian

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@TheBombDotTom They really shat the bed. There seems to be next to no interest in the prequel series either.

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Jim Allister, Ben Habib, Jamie Bryson, Kate Hoey, your boys took a hell of a beating!

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@dli_odoir

4 years

@realDonaldTrump “Do you work for Four Seasons Total Landscaping?”

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5 years

I have managed the impossible.

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2 years

@ArleneFosterUK @rtenews Why does your employer exclude NI from its name?

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4 years

Christ, this is just too perfect

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@ReallyAmerican1 @TeaPainUSA Lex Loser

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@thejournal_ie @crumlingothic_ Legends

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Reminder that Kris Kristofferson was there for her when nobody else was

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4 years

When you’ve had 5 Es & a bottle of buckfast but are trying to act sober for the bouncers at Thompson’s Garage.

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@atrupar

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wut

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This is Ryan. Ryan wants to launch a political career but also thinks that posts like the one below are funny. Ryan is a twat. Don’t be like Ryan.

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I’d be glad to die too, if I woke up in bed beside michael Gove every day

Sarah Vine

@WestminsterWAG

4 years

We all have to die sooner or later. If I get Covid and cop it, so be it. My time has come. I'll have had a good life, better than most in this world at any rate. I certainly don't expect the entire nation to bankrupt itself to save my sorry ass.

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Won’t that make her a refugee? #hypocrite

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