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Henry 👑

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7 months

For 2024 I’m gonna count how many times I shit

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1 year

@bIurt99 Me when I see Chris Hemsworth on the telly

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8 months

@LucasNUFC1 What a day for Abdul. This is what footballs about

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2 years

@tottenham__1882 @ChrisTheShrew @DanHug11 @Roshan08890022 @sportbible Doubt they’ll hire you in a cafe in rural Portugal if you can’t speak Portuguese mate

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8 months

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@LJGLA_ @thfcwaldo Smoothbrains when a club doesn’t have the same players as it did 10 years ago

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@RBerenfeld @DynamoSuperX @erik_schonberg @HellspawnKOTD @epicuserguy It was revealed to him in a dream

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6 months

@Sonio127 @dreezabz I’d argue that it’s more the general enrichment you get from certain subjects. I didn’t geography from 11-18 and the exposure to different cultures and systems of government and growing economies etc has definitely been helpful despite my job having nothing to do with that

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3 years

@oxosbase @GaryLineker Typical Scots getting lost. Somehow found himself in a major tournament

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2 years

@J99659108 @iGordo22 @DarkMeme1988 Newborn Mongolian baby

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2 years

@KurtGardner04 @HighJon @J2K_YT @willne Strange how you denied that but not drinking someone else’s urine

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2 years

@MCFCHarv @SkySportsPL Genuinely love that we’re now in a position to play Man City and think we could’ve got more than a draw

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6 months

Sandro’s really fucking funny. Feel like a mum when their kids changed school ‘I’m glad he’s fitting in alright’

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6 months

When football meets darts! The lads swapped the pitch for the oche as we mark the start of #PLDarts ... 🎯🤣 Bruno to throw first, game on!

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10 months

@samevansnffc He’s finally using his powers for good

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7 months

@joshstubbs___ I work in retail. We provide both deliveroo and just eat. We are told by management that it helps more vulnerable people access goods. That’s not the case. Online shopping is for fat people, drunk people, and even worse: fat drunk people

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2 years

@milkkartonn @J99659108 @iGordo22 @DarkMeme1988 Photography was invented in Mongolia in the early 8th century BC. They’ve had since then to more or less perfect the craft and now Mongolia is famously known as the ‘photography capital of the east’. Scholars have carbon dated Polaroids back to the conquest of China.

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1 year

@paigefurn21 @DaveAloo I’m gonna call my kid Adolf Robert Lenin Mugabe and if you can’t say anything because it’s my child

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2 years

@HeeeresJerry @Thatoneguy64 Duolingo

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2 years

@TerryLyons_ @FootyScran @leytonorientfc Why do people assume the hulk’s goo will be green? Human goo isn’t their skin colour. Why would he be any different. You’re on the wrong side of history my friend.

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9 months

@cottonassjoe @MitchBenn @ffsbaillyReborn @DCO754

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3 years

@TheCelticWay87 @MeFeinMcCabe @McG00kin ‘I’m no cop’

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1 year

@ven0ph @insultsrare Wdym ‘those people’???

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6 months

@John_Greene10 @alexburnett1602 @Zino433 @speziaIs @untitIed63_ @c00ngolese

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2 years

@CJS24876674 @FootyLimbs Ghosted for 2 days then turned up in the 90th minute for a tap in

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3 years

@coughlan_jack @NUFC

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@nufckenzie Alan She/her

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4 months

@JDGEFC @fish_utd Tbf of that lot she’s the only one with an international trophy. Obviously they’re on different levels but she was successful at the very pinnacle of her sport whereas the others weren’t. Watched her on I’m a Celeb and she was really funny and could tell she’d make a good pundit

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7 months

@SJA_10z @WolfOfClapham Think how many spas his daughter could build

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2 months

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@virgilvanoomf No I am not making Newcastle skibidi toilet pfps

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@dylanslaynnette @battyhealy75

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2 years

@SAFC__73 @BetVictor @SAFC__73 unifying the north east and leading us into battle against B*rmingham

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2 years

@B6Utfv @EdnihekO @Andypower31 @imjustbrum ‘You know fuck all mate - quite the opposite’

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11 months

@Lukedutchh My Cupcake is a sweetheart and would never hurt anyone. Just look at her 🥰🥺

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2 years

@jonjo_is_sexy @iandobbers Does he gave any chance getting in over almiron though? Personally I don’t think so 🤷‍♂️

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@fun88eng He’s such a fragile man it’s brilliant

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@jgnufc1 Tell us what royal boot tastes like while you’re at it

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@1892__br Jamal Lewis a real one

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2 years

@BeTallJuice @MarilynMill_ @DominiqLaya What’s great about it? Yes it’s better than Damascus, Mogadishu or Gaza but that doesn’t mean it’s great.

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8 months

@Trisel_1 @SCARFYYYY @M1das_OW2 This war thunder clip springs to mind

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6 months

@Bigkev1346 @nufcpb How do you look your family in the eye when you go by ‘soldier of wor toon’

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1 month

Graphic design is my passion

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Welcome Alfie Livermore

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4 months

@EnjoyerArteta @pneal @scottish_brit @MsAlliance @EddieBurfi He’s googled ‘political words’ and tried to use as many as he could in one tweet 😭😭

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10 months

@JujuAFC @muxsin2003 Let’s say I’m the one paying for the meal in this photo. I have already given the business almost $300 of my money. That’s more than enough. Use some of that money to pay staff

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4 months

@SCARFYYYY This man scored vs psg and Mbappe

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4 years

@lucydaysonxo_ @livhartshorn Real men don’t sneeze. We just accept ruptured organs and move on

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1 year

@ciarcarlin Man U. Won every trophy possible and spend hundreds of millions pretty much every window yet still convince themselves they’re victims and suffer

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2 years

@djmjx @ToonPolls Just been seen at the strawberry doing body shots off Mike Ashley. He backflipped away before I could get a picture though 🤬

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2 years

@NotSoLocalHero @NUFC360 @Scottwilsonecho 30ft monoliths to DeAndre Yedlin at every turnstile and 1984 style big brother posters of Joey Barton on every wall

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2 years

@Hammer92183283 @BeTallJuice @MarilynMill_ @DominiqLaya Thank you random word followed by random numbers. You are definitely a real person and I will definitely listen to what you have to say

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2 years

@RobStewart_ @Dominos_UK Or a very funny joke relating to a truly diabolical footballer

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4 months

@DanC261020 @JDGEFC @fish_utd Do you want me to hold your hand and read through it again Dan

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1 year

Welcome to @NUFC our new goalkeeper from the academy, Rick Pope @ToonPolls @BigFrankChippa

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8 months

@ogdimwit @lunch_enjoyer The longer you go without killing they more they swell up

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1 year

@KerryMi34737041 @InternetH0F So first off you think every single surgery is performed under general anaesthetic, and secondly you think that even if that was the case, as soon as the patient falls asleep all the surgeons and nurses take their masks off and breath into the patients open wound?

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2 years

@KnutsenLiam @humanmale1984 @slackson1 @ODDSbible Almost as if the champions league is a difficult competition to win 😱😱😱😱

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2 years

@GS_Hemm @sportbible It’s hard to enjoy it when 9ft7 Erling Haaland is scoring 300 goals a week. It’s not fair. He should have to play with a blindfold to give the rest of us a chance

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@papp_cs @neydemic Blokes lost like 5 kids at this point. Question needs to be asked is he negligent? Bare minimum he has to tell his remaining kids not to hang around under bridges where three of their siblings have all died

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4 months

@Danboy2288 @LesseJingard @sleenufc @harold128758 @Arron2Smith Everyone uses pronouns you spastic

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1 year

@Fabiniesta @OfficialVizeh

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@nufcpb J9 was one of the funniest players of all time. Not sure he’s actually the same person as J7

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3 years

@Elizabeth_M414 @jake_poops I hope he sees it and cries

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1 year

@NUFCbible Mitrovic, joelinton and Burn could take on the justice league and win

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2 years

@SantiagoWry @THunterator @TetraspaceWest @bad2sentence

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3 years

@cristiano_peak @NUFC

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2 years

@ImLloydJones @TerryLyons_ @FootyScran @leytonorientfc Well that might be the only way we find out what colour it is…

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2 years

@moomin24134264 @KrystalSAS @Jinjaninja36 Ok calm down Prince Andrew

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7 months

@c_0L_e Rather see almiron put in a cross on his right foot than Harry Kane lift englands first trophy since the sixties

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11 months

@_Hazpilicueta @HLTCO Maybe his dad is Obama or something

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5 months

She wants me I can tell

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1 year

@betmate_app @SkySportsPL What the fuck are you on about? What seagull looks like that?

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2 years

@Redthing25 @Nuno93821605 @tottenham__1882 @ChrisTheShrew @DanHug11 @Roshan08890022 @sportbible *me on my way to rural Portugal to annoy @Nuno93821605

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10 months

@shadadzai @ldn_dee @fuadyabz23 Thick as mince you are

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5 months

@Nufc2Everything You might be disabled mate

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8 months

Teehee guys what if we committed sexual harassment then laughed about it wouldn’t that be funny

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1 year

@Swanny1612 @lfcthiago6 @slxvxid @Kyle_Muckian03 @eurofootcom Literally have a pint of it whenever I got to Wagamama’s and yet Twitter is full of people telling me it’s made up lol

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2 years

@LucasKellyy77 @AndyAndy2022 @Thogden Don’t say it too loud or Ronaldo will show up to judge it

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3 months

Faster than 2024 Callum Wilson

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3 months

Orville Rogers is 100 years old. He set a new age record by running the men's 60M in 19.13 seconds.

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3 years

@JamaalLaSZN @NUFC @CallumWilson It’s true. I saw him and Charnley go for him with a hammer

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8 months

Oh yeah

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3 years

@dy0b1 @gotancient @The_Golden_Goy @DanCohen313 @DOAfailure @_Will_c_82 Chefs

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2 months

Can my mum fuck off

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4 months

Sort of kid at a birthday party with a bouncy castle that you’d just push over and watch him awkwardly roll around trying to stand up. Nothing to hurt him just constantly push him back down as he’d get back up to his feet