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Char

@WolfOfClapham

5 months

#morning to all my 2:1 international relations graduates

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@WolfOfClapham

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3 years

Happy retirement mate

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@Ads7205

3 years

Lovely

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Pro clubs 5”5 and 6”7 striker partnership with tucked in shirts and hijabs doing the griddy. I can’t wait

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@FUTBIN

1 year

EA Sports have introduced the hijab in FIFA 23 for Morocco's Nouhaila Benzina🇲🇦 She is the first player to wear hijab at the Women's World Cup. Benzina’s and now EA’s impact will have an entire demographic of football fans and players being represented on the biggest stage👏

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1 year

Who have Maidenhead United got on the 12th August?

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@WolfOfClapham

7 months

This bathroom belongs in a pub that sells Smash Burgers and Loaded Fries, and does “3 small plates for £15”

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@WolfOfClapham

10 months

Who have Maidenhead United got this Saturday?

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1 year

Bird who left me on read in year 12 just had her motor stolen

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

9 months

They should make an AFCON for Darts

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@joshpearson180

9 months

Hasan Haji won a competition to get here Not a darts competition, it was one on the back of a box of cereal

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@WolfOfClapham

5 months

Kirk £250 more then the rest you seedy seedy gits 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The Posh Women

@theposhwomen

5 months

We are auctioning signed match-worn shirts from our final home game of the season thanks to our partnership with @MatchWornShirt 👕 The auction opens at 5pm this evening and will close at 3pm on Saturday 18th May. See below for more information ⬇️ #pufc

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

9 months

Great goal and all but why the fuck is there a Big John banner 🤣🤣🤣

Emirates FA Cup

@EmiratesFACup

9 months

SIMPLY. BREATHTAKING. PATRICK BAMFORD. OH MY WORD. 🤯🤯🤯 @LUFC #EmiratesFACup

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@WolfOfClapham

8 months

Just look at him 😀

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@WolfOfClapham

5 months

Great to see his career picked up after leaving Rangers 👏

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@FAWales

5 months

Cuteness levels = overload 🐶🥹 @CardiffCityFCW | #ButeEnergyWelshCup

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

3 years

This coffee looks amazing

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

2 years

What a name

Sevenoaks Town FC

@SevenoaksTownFC

2 years

𝘾𝘼𝙋𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙔!©️ The club are delighted to announce our captain and leader Corey Holder as our first retained player for the 2022/23 season! @cores3dog | #Sevenoaks #STFC

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

7 months

There is gay porn less gay then this video.

Arsenal

@Arsenal

7 months

Benjamin White, as told by his team-mates ❤️

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@WolfOfClapham

2 years

Will Still has led Reims to an 18-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License.

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Posting you passing your driving theory test at the age of 23

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

2 months

If you done well at A - Levels it means nothing. I got A* - A - B, and a 2:1 degree in International Relations from the University of Portsmouth and I’ve been working manual labour since.

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@WolfOfClapham

2 years

Ya birds a plasterer

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

That’s bonkers

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Who have Maidenhead United got tommorow?

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

The fact the dogs natural instincts were to leg it to a primary school is hilarious

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Police have shot dead an XL bully dog in the grounds of a primary school in Norfolk after it attacked its owner in her back garden and escaped Read more on the story ⬇️

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

6 months

Leaving the house at 6:40 to go be a labourer on site. This is your Friday if you get a 2:1 in International Relations from the University of Portsmouth

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

3 months

So where people are from is now important and matters to you does it?

Chris

@Chrisro30414285

3 months

People of #Clacton don’t let him win. He won’t do anything for you. He doesn’t even live there.

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@WolfOfClapham

2 years

molly

@molsims

2 years

Trying to mug people off online who are proud posting their recovery milestones isn’t funny its actually fucking horrible and those doing it should think realistically about how fortunate they are to have never been in such a position to have had to reach these milestones. Period

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

The name doesn’t ring a bell

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Breaking Bad actor Mark Margolis dies

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

5 months

What’s that mate? Your a scaffolder? Are ye? Ye big gobshite

Paul Smith

@paulisthejoker

5 months

📸 Caption This

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

7 months

Poor fucker looks like he’s seen a ghost 😂😂😂 how much did he lose

Stephen R Power

@racingblogger

7 months

EL FABIOLO PULLED UP!! 🤮 #CheltenhamFestival

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

9 months

What map shows Bootle and Mansfield over Liverpool and Birmingham 😭

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@badgers_back

9 months

Coventry City map of forced rivalry

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

1 year

I am weighing up holidays to Pontins and The Maldives

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

1 year

Japhet Tanganga is reportedly weighing up loan offers from Luton and Inter Milan ⚖️

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@WolfOfClapham

2 years

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 years

Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

4 months

I’m so fucking tired of it all

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

4 months

🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak will declare tomorrow that pensions will never be taxed under the Tories as he announces a new "quadruple lock" on pensions

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Shut the fuck up

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

Hosepipe ban introduced in Kent and Sussex

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

5 months

Football Factory

lil piss baby

@11kmrn

5 months

what movie would you want to watch here?

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Ignore the fact that Lily Allen is signing it, is that Matt Lucas in the crowd 😂😂😂😂

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@afcmase_

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Ashley Cole

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

10 months

If it discriminated against every marginal group then surely it is a show of equality

Charlie Watts

@char1iewatts

10 months

Little Britain discriminated against every group of people imaginable. Classist, homophobic, racist, disablist, fatphobic. The idea this show could work today is ridiculous and it should absolutely be left in the past

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@WolfOfClapham

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@JeremyClarkson

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There’s a flagpole in the garden of my new pub and I’m wondering what sort of flag should be flown up there.

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

3 years

The queue in the club is mental 👍

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

4 months

Before the woke took over

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@owenthfc__

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Not long now boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

8 months

I’m in tears man He has picked Eze and Bradley who didn’t even play and Gabriel scored an an own goal 🤣🤣🤣

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

8 months

Garth Crooks' TOTW is in 📋 What do you make of his choices this week? 💬 #BBCFootball

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Paul Gascgoine has arrived at the submarine with a crate of beer and some fish.

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@WolfOfClapham

10 months

Ya bird is followed by a large amount of PL2 footballers

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@WolfOfClapham

3 months

Love what the term woke has turned into

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@WolfOfClapham

10 months

Goal music at 5 a side is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Laura Woods could run over and kill a child and HLTCO will still be saying “class woodsy 🤣🤣👏”

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@WolfOfClapham

5 months

Where’s a Spanish tramp gonna spend a £20 note 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@racingblogger

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The Madrid lucky charm paid off 😂

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

2 years

Bit of a random question but I can act something out for you if you want me to

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@horrormuseum

2 years

You open up your fridge and find Christina Ricci, what do you do?

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@WolfOfClapham

6 months

Recruitment son or cabin crew daughter

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@WolfOfClapham

1 month

How long until Starmer tries to ban this?

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@WolfOfClapham

2 months

Every single migrant should be traceable to whichever caseworker approves their file and entry. And if they commit crime the caseworker/whoever approved their entry should face dismissal or further action based on severity

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

3 years

Imagine being the fella who’s done that driving the van home you’d be absolutely pissing yourself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@cafucatfood

3 years

Maybe the funniest thing iv ever seen in my life

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@WolfOfClapham

4 months

Neckoil geezers going to be wearing this to pub despite England still playing

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@juza_23

4 months

I need more money and more space. Because the Germany retro stuff for this Euros is ridiculous.

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

That one boy who got excluded from school and would turn up at the gates everyday at 3pm

Thomas Skinner ⚒

@iamtomskinner

1 year

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. There is nothing more beautiful in life than seeing someone who goes out of their way to make life more beautiful for others. Be that person! Bosh❤️

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@WolfOfClapham

5 months

First Day back to work after the bank holiday

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@WolfOfClapham

4 months

The woke have taken Parlours Cobra Bombs

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@MailOnline

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Ray Parlour is forced to apologise for 'insensitive' now-deleted video where he paid tribute to Kevin Campbell following his death, shortly before DOWNING mix of beer and Jager

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@WolfOfClapham

3 years

Unreal

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@WolfOfClapham

12 days

Anthony Joshua taking the knee #BLM

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

2 months

22 dead children and parents? ❌ Stabbing of two Brits on London Bridge ❌ The butcher of a British soldier in 2011 ❌ 7/7 52 deaths ❌ Riots which have killed nobody and which were in response to 3 murdered kids ✅ Even the London 2011 riots caused 5 deaths. It’s not even the

Bob Morgan 🇺🇦 💙

@Bbmorg

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The riots were one of the worst acts of terrorism in recent British history.

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@WolfOfClapham

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Never ask a man his salary A women her age Or Cycling Mikey why his family fled South Africa in 1994

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I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s gonna happen sooner or later 😂

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10 months

Ya bird says Safety when she farts

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

My dad asked if Speroni still plays for palace the other week

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@WolfOfClapham

8 months

The different stages of booze poo’s on a plate.

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ethiopian food is the best because it looks like this

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@WolfOfClapham

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New Green Day song sounds shit

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All inclusive has cruzcampo on tap

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@WolfOfClapham

9 months

Day 1 off the shite 🤦🏼‍♂️. Am gonna smash it’s head in I’m telling yous 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 couldn't give a shit how many of yous try and judge me over it 👍🏻

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

10 months

Heads on mars again

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

2 months

The replies are astonishing. Britain is the only nation that relishes poverty. From the way people complain about the PM and Foreign Sec using private jets, to saying this is a normal street. It’s filthy. It’s a shithole. We must want to improve

Isabel Oakeshott

@IsabelOakeshott

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‼️I spent the day in Leeds, in the area where the riots kicked off. The absolute state of our country ☢️ ⚠️ 😢

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

So good

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@OddsOnFPL

1 year

Whats a video that lives rent-free in your head?

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@WolfOfClapham

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Wtf

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1 year

Gerrard giving Henderson a tour of Riyadh

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@David_Ornstein

1 year

🚨 Jordan Henderson leaning towards accepting life-changing Al Ettifaq offer. 33yo set to decide imminently. Would quadruple Liverpool wages. Gerrard driving pursuit. If Henderson approves, clubs will immediately hold talks on deal @TheAthleticFC #LFC #SPL

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Char

@WolfOfClapham

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Thanks nan 👍

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@WolfOfClapham

4 months

The day after Farage is elected

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@bo66ie29

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Happy summer days in Clacton-on-Sea in the 1960s.

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

She can have a chat with me about her concerns over a drink sometime

Just Stop Oil

@JustStop_Oil

1 year

🦺 Emma, 22, is marching today because she is terrified for her future. 🛢️ Floods and droughts will still happen, even if the police lock us up. New oil and gas licences are a death sentence. 🚷 Take action with Emma and sign up for a slow march at

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@WolfOfClapham

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The UK a would have held a parade singing Coldplay and Oasis rather then do anything with impact.

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@Hawkeye1745

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🇷🇺Russia started mass deportation of migrants after the terrorist attack at Crocusa

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Struggling to beat Slovenia which wasn’t even a nation when Carly Johnson was born ffs

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@WolfOfClapham

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Phwoar Self serve an all

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@WolfOfClapham

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All inclusive has cruzcampo on tap

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People only just finding out about Skepta and tranvestites 😭😭😭

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@WolfOfClapham

1 year

Might go break this record

Guinness World Records

@GWR

1 year

Congratulations to Harvey Price, who has completed the longest train drawing (II) in association with @mencap_charity

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@WolfOfClapham

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Lukaku v city

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@WolfOfClapham

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Imagine CyclingMikey pulling up in one of these to grass on you using your phone whilst on a boat

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@Dexerto

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Counter-Strike legend pashaBiceps cycled 10 hours over the Baltic Sea to make it to the CS Major in Copenhagen

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@WolfOfClapham

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Beak on him Does gear with a scaffold tube

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@WolfOfClapham

3 years

Your bird has a forklift license

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@annaberu

3 years

Not covid related. Today I passed my forklift driving test. I just wanted to tell someone. 😊

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@WolfOfClapham

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Not sure how people are making April Fools day Jokes with what’s going on in Ukraine currently

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@WolfOfClapham

3 years

Really cold outside

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Bird in back is the ultimate “your bird” tweet

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@WolfOfClapham

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What a shirt

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Will Smith laughing off Chris Rock’s joke then realising his wife didn’t like it

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@WolfOfClapham

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GOAT tweet. All timer.

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@WolfOfClapham

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25 years service? Your wife has worked a regular job, not served in Fallujah ffs

andrew bunch

@Andrewbunchlfc

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@darrengrimes_ Does that foreigner quote include my wife whose a senior nurse in the NHS and done over 25 years service

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@WolfOfClapham

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Ed matthews has done Astrid in

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@WolfOfClapham

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She deffo gets her news from imjustbait’s news page on insta

Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧

@emilyhewertson

11 months

“Who told you that?” “The internet” Sums up everything.

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@WolfOfClapham

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Turtle Butty La

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Why are so many white Islamic converts ginger? Has anyone looked into this?

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This woman is clearly socially housed and local to the area? What benefit does the taxpayer get from subsidising this way of life? Average rent in Lewisham is £2092pm. She clearly does not pay anywhere near. Why is the government and the taxpayer funding this behaviour whilst

WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸

@NotFarLeftAtAll

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Lewisham, London Now they are standing Naked in front of buses

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Lord Miles Official

@real_lord_miles

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Last night I put together several hard-drives worth of media for suddenly running off into the woods to start a new life. I spent 4 hours cutting all sex scenes from the media. All media was downscaled to 480p to save storage, bible movies and American psycho was upscaled to 4k.

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