If I’m gonna slag Lascelles when he’s shite then it’s only fair to give him his praise when he’s class. And he was class today. Read the game really well and put in some lovely challenges toward the end. Captains performance.
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@MarkOgden_
You typed this despite Aston Villa spending 180 million in two seasons, and Brighton gate-crashing the top 8 regularly with £20 to spend every year. You’re a football writer…
It’s so fucking obvious where the misconceptions about Newcastle fans comes from. And it comes from the neeky little dweebs who work in the media and the nerds who run shite accounts like this.
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"I have never walked away, the easy thing to do is to walk away" - Steve Bruce.
Sheffield United - Resigned
Wigan Athletic - Resigned twice
Crystal Palace - Resigned
Birmingham City - Resigned
Hull City - Resigned
Sheffield Wednesday - Resigned
Liar.
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Hilarious everyone complaining about how it’s unfair and we are playing the system. Tough shit. The league literally held meetings without us present and changed their own rules to stop us from competing. We absolutely should be looking out for ourselves. Fuck em.
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Make referees accountable. Enough of this bollocks culture around protecting their feelings. Have them interviewed after matches and make them justify their decisions.
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#NEWMC
When I was fifteen and I’d seen Mike Ashley in the away end, drinking beers, hearing rumours of him buying rounds for fans. I said that “we might have the best owner in the league” to my Dad. To which he replied - “Wait and see”. And that is why kids are stupid idiots.
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Newcastle are planning to offer Bruno Guimarães a new contract very soon, including salary increase as part of the negotiation as many top clubs are monitoring him after super performances. 🇧🇷
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"We don't want to sell him", Dan Ashworth said in the last hours about Bruno.
Newcastle fans won’t ever like or accept Bruce. It’s just a fact. I said numerous times last season, he could win ten on the bounce and I’d still want him gone. Because its not purely about results, it’s about how he treats the fans and talks about the club.
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If you REALLY think that the football we played under Rafa Benitez is the same football we play under Steve Bruce. You don’t know football on any level.
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“Danny Mills has claimed that he doesn’t expect Steve Bruce to remain Newcastle Manager if the takeover goes through” - Is that right aye? Fucking mystic Mills.
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I’ve spent a year searching Twitter, Reddit and google, looking for a video that many believe to be lost... With no luck, I almost gave up hope.. UNTIL TODAY!!!
Lads & lasses, I present to you, once again..
Everton fan setting arm on fire.
Newcastle will complete Sandro Tonali deal today after verbal agreement reached yesterday. Medical already scheduled and agents flying to Romania where he's with Italy U21 for the Euros. ⚪️⚫️⏳
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Documents being reviewed then deal completed.
Not that I think they had any. But if you’re a new signing and you walk out to this. There’s no doubt in your mind that your decision to join the club was the right one.
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So far we’ve had:
⁃Adam P threatened with a knife
⁃Grandmas & kids threatened
⁃The “dogs of war”
⁃calls for an “evil” atmosphere
⁃Space called “keep your heads” where Everton fans collectively lost their heads
⁃29 stone bloke offering scraps
⁃Slam poetry
Further proof why giving random people Youtube exposure as a football fan is stupid.
For the record Joe Willock had a 100% pass completion rate. God knows what she was watching 🤡
If you are a journalist who can’t understand why Dan Ashworth would leave Brighton for Newcastle United, it’s not Dan who’s in the wrong job, it’s you.
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Compare Lascelles on Maddison to Alexander-Arnold on Fraser tonight, and tell me which should be the penalty. Where is the fucking refereeing consistency in this division?
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Chelsea fans saying “The takeover saga is finally over” after a 6 week wait. Bet you haven’t sat to watch the live stream of a competition tribunal for 8 hours on a work day after your club filed a claim under section 47A of the 1988 Competition Act have you?
A lack of physical contact with Peter Andre is only an inconvenience if you're a 35 - 55 year old woman. Possibly divorced. Definitely says "oh go on, I'll be naughty" when offered a malteser.
"Now in the top-flight, the millionaires are jealous of the multimillionaires, the multimillionaires are jealous of the billionaires, the billionaires are jealous of the multibillionaires, and they are all jealous of Newcastle."
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@KieranMaguire
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Sorry like, but it is reasonable for people to say they don’t want Aubameyang. He literally just fucked his team off to go and get a tattoo in Barcelona the day before a match, whilst captain. It’s not all about ability.
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Trippier for 12m + add ons. Howay Eddie Howes filthy rich yet still drive a hard bargain and ultimately land on a solution that works for all parties involved Mags.
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Man U fans have created an alternative universe where they dominated the game, didn’t dive or throw elbows, and had a legitimate goal chalked off. Mental.
Gonna drink a bottle of red and start a Newcastle fifa career this evening. Gonna activate takeover mode, sign Ward-Prowse and bench him for the fuck of it.
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@sms_95x
It’s a scam because the planet provides everything we need to survive and thrive for free, yet we are the only living organism to invent a system that requires us to pay to live here.
If you think Oil money is bad you should take a look at the vulture fund(s) that Stan Kroenke manages. He buys debt from third world countries and sells it back to them at an extortionate mark-up for profit. Just because your money is white it doesn’t make it clean, pal.
@Nolpecker
Wouldn’t blame Arteta, that goal was a joke . So was Bruno being on the pitch. But hey…. Oil money pays the officials wages 🤷♂️ just wish it was like the old days. No corruption. When people loved their home town teams. You know I love it up there but that away end is a piss take
If YOU are embarrassed by that bloke going to the PL office, that’s cool, but that embarrassment you feel which he evidently doesn’t, is exactly why he is able to do something and you aren’t.
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