Josh @NotSoLocalHero Twitter profile

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

Ant & Dec giving away energy bill discounts as prizes on Saturday night takeaway is pretty depressing.

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@Jem_Loader @atjg__ Wor-Kes-Ter-Shi-Ree Sauce

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@jakepaul @MoSalah Fucking love seeing Americans kick footballs man.

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Every time I see this I’m more impressed with his ice cold composure under pressure.

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3 years

If I’m gonna slag Lascelles when he’s shite then it’s only fair to give him his praise when he’s class. And he was class today. Read the game really well and put in some lovely challenges toward the end. Captains performance. #nufc

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2 years

@MarkOgden_ You typed this despite Aston Villa spending 180 million in two seasons, and Brighton gate-crashing the top 8 regularly with £20 to spend every year. You’re a football writer…

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2 years

He had a vision.

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@SkyNewsBreak

2 years

Members of Parliament will get a 2.9% pay rise Brings overall salary to £86,584 For more on this and other news visit

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3 years

@pokeefe1 @craig_dw I reckon at least five words in that sentence aren’t in this blokes vocabulary.

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1 year

When I said we need to strengthen the right wing at Newcastle this is not what I meant.

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@doddsy1975

1 year

All kicking off outside SJP. No idea what it's about like #NUFC

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3 years

It’s so fucking obvious where the misconceptions about Newcastle fans comes from. And it comes from the neeky little dweebs who work in the media and the nerds who run shite accounts like this. #nufc

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@90min_Football

3 years

Not quite what Newcastle fans had in mind when they became one of the richest clubs in the world

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7 months

Gordon: 7 goals (no penalties 5 assists Palmer: 9 goals (5 penalties) 4 assists Media is doing a serious PR job on Palmers behalf.

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@manxpie86

7 months

Constant love in for cole palmer earlier including ballon d'or talk, and yet the real young English player having a hell of a season is...

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3 years

"I have never walked away, the easy thing to do is to walk away" - Steve Bruce. Sheffield United - Resigned Wigan Athletic - Resigned twice Crystal Palace - Resigned Birmingham City - Resigned Hull City - Resigned Sheffield Wednesday - Resigned Liar. #NUFC

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3 years

Since he’s moved to centre mid, big Joe has got an attitude about him and I fucking love it. Big scary fucker.

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3 years

What a man. #NUFC

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1 year

Joe Willock taking his Dog out for tea >>>

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@Arsenal

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Club statement

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2 years

Me: Can I have a discount on my electric? EON: No Ant & Dec producer: Can we offer a discount as a prize giveaway on our TV show? EON: Yeah lol

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1 year

When you’re in town with a pal and they bump into someone they know.

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NUFCBlog.co.uk

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2 years

Dan Ashworth 🤝 Anthony Gordon #NUFC

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3 years

Jordan Pickford meltdown could be the difference tonight. I want the lad crying by halftime. #nufc

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3 years

@NoContextBrits Can confirm that I’ve been WFH for a year and a half and have no intention of stepping foot in an office ever again.

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2 years

Villa fans needed this, they thought that the two projects were on the same level. This is healthy for them.

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2 years

@MarkOgden_ Mental to me that your industry is full of people who say the most but know the least about the subject they’re covering.

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9 months

The idea that you can Assist Alexander Isak on Saturday and then go to school on Monday is mental.

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2 years

#NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Hilarious everyone complaining about how it’s unfair and we are playing the system. Tough shit. The league literally held meetings without us present and changed their own rules to stop us from competing. We absolutely should be looking out for ourselves. Fuck em. #nufc .

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9 months

Why didn’t Everton fans just chase the points deduction down the street if they didn’t want it at their club?

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9 months

Livramento is a starter now. Debate over.

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3 years

Make referees accountable. Enough of this bollocks culture around protecting their feelings. Have them interviewed after matches and make them justify their decisions. #nufc #NEWMC

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3 years

All Matt Ritchie aren’t we? #NUFC #RITBRU

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3 years

Losing Trippier is a big blow, but Manquillo is literally the second best right back in the world, so we’ll be fine. #nufc

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3 years

When I was fifteen and I’d seen Mike Ashley in the away end, drinking beers, hearing rumours of him buying rounds for fans. I said that “we might have the best owner in the league” to my Dad. To which he replied - “Wait and see”. And that is why kids are stupid idiots. #nufc

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3 years

Personally I’ve still not forgiven Clark for Norwich at home.

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2 years

6 years, 300k a week, his own driving lane akin to a bus lane around town, a British passport and ownership of Bamburgh castle.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Newcastle are planning to offer Bruno Guimarães a new contract very soon, including salary increase as part of the negotiation as many top clubs are monitoring him after super performances. 🇧🇷 #NUFC "We don't want to sell him", Dan Ashworth said in the last hours about Bruno.

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3 years

Newcastle fans won’t ever like or accept Bruce. It’s just a fact. I said numerous times last season, he could win ten on the bounce and I’d still want him gone. Because its not purely about results, it’s about how he treats the fans and talks about the club. #nufc

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2 years

Walls shitting themselves rn

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

@IanJamsie @BigJimmy_V @PoliticsForAlI @TheSun How he holds himself.

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2 years

30 degree heat in the alps. Long sleeves, tight collar. Hard as nails.

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Callum Wilson is a better shout for England than Watkins and Bamford because he knows how to score goals in a defensive, boring team. #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

I honestly had no idea that our lads could even do this sort of thing. #nufc

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@joelixton

3 years

Eddie Howe shouting “Now we’re cooking!” has absolutely made my day.

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3 years

If you REALLY think that the football we played under Rafa Benitez is the same football we play under Steve Bruce. You don’t know football on any level. #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Gareth Southgate trying to figure out how to start Kieran Trippier now that he plays for Newcastle. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

“Danny Mills has claimed that he doesn’t expect Steve Bruce to remain Newcastle Manager if the takeover goes through” - Is that right aye? Fucking mystic Mills. #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

8 months

As if our away end chanted “you’re getting shagged in a minute” at a flock of seagulls 😭

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

@SalsaTash @peterstafford “If you saw me, You ain’t seen me”

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1 year

I’ve spent a year searching Twitter, Reddit and google, looking for a video that many believe to be lost... With no luck, I almost gave up hope.. UNTIL TODAY!!! Lads & lasses, I present to you, once again.. Everton fan setting arm on fire.

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Only 36 more games to play haha #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

1 year

Waiting for Craig Hope to tell us that Romania doesn’t exist.

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Newcastle will complete Sandro Tonali deal today after verbal agreement reached yesterday. Medical already scheduled and agents flying to Romania where he's with Italy U21 for the Euros. ⚪️⚫️⏳ #NUFC Documents being reviewed then deal completed.

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3 years

Not that I think they had any. But if you’re a new signing and you walk out to this. There’s no doubt in your mind that your decision to join the club was the right one. #nufc

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@jchaytor16

3 years

This though

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So far we’ve had: ⁃Adam P threatened with a knife ⁃Grandmas & kids threatened ⁃The “dogs of war” ⁃calls for an “evil” atmosphere ⁃Space called “keep your heads” where Everton fans collectively lost their heads ⁃29 stone bloke offering scraps ⁃Slam poetry

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

I agree with Holly. Personally I’m disappointed that Willock didn’t get a 101% pass completion rate.

Kate Stewart 🇬🇧🌹🇸🇦

@RealKateStewart

3 years

Further proof why giving random people Youtube exposure as a football fan is stupid. For the record Joe Willock had a 100% pass completion rate. God knows what she was watching 🤡

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11 months

Celebratory Sean Bean Bastard compilation.

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@NotSoLocalHero

1 year

Levy negotiation masterclass.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

1 year

EXCL 🚨 Tottenham submit £50m joint bid for James Maddison and Harvey Barnes ✍️ @TomCollomosse

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3 years

If you are a journalist who can’t understand why Dan Ashworth would leave Brighton for Newcastle United, it’s not Dan who’s in the wrong job, it’s you. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Compare Lascelles on Maddison to Alexander-Arnold on Fraser tonight, and tell me which should be the penalty. Where is the fucking refereeing consistency in this division? #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

Chelsea fans saying “The takeover saga is finally over” after a 6 week wait. Bet you haven’t sat to watch the live stream of a competition tribunal for 8 hours on a work day after your club filed a claim under section 47A of the 1988 Competition Act have you?

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@NotSoLocalHero

4 years

A lack of physical contact with Peter Andre is only an inconvenience if you're a 35 - 55 year old woman. Possibly divorced. Definitely says "oh go on, I'll be naughty" when offered a malteser.

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Woooaahooahoohoahoooh, mysterious girl I want you to maintain your fucking distance

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3 years

"Now in the top-flight, the millionaires are jealous of the multimillionaires, the multimillionaires are jealous of the billionaires, the billionaires are jealous of the multibillionaires, and they are all jealous of Newcastle." - @KieranMaguire #nufc

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1 year

I like that Dan Burn is so tall, that when Joelinton scores his hands still reach the bottom of the shot.

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Sorry like, but it is reasonable for people to say they don’t want Aubameyang. He literally just fucked his team off to go and get a tattoo in Barcelona the day before a match, whilst captain. It’s not all about ability. #nufc

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1 year

I am once again, posting this video. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Sven. You sly dog, #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

@GaryLineker @NUFC See you in Qatar crisp boy.

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3 years

DVB not wanting to join a relegation battle and then joining Everton only to get beat by the Mags in the next game will be fun.

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3 years

Southampton fans dipped their toe into NUFC twitter and said fuck that. Don’t blame them. Only the strong survive here. #nufc

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3 years

NUFC: Hello Literally any french club: 90 million euros #nufc

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8 months

Mark Gillespie being paid handsomely to train and do funny instagrams. What a life he has.

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

If I had one good month out of 22 at work I’d be sacked. Not given an award. #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Expecting Burn, Targett, Ekitike, Lingard, Alli, Carlos, Henderson and Ramsay today. Any less and this window has been a failure to be honest. #nufc

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10 months

???? 😂😂

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2 years

The Queen trying to steal thunder on the same day Newcastle sign Loris Karius.

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@NotSoLocalHero

1 year

Fair. But never forget that you went to prison for knocking your lass about.

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1 year

Newcastle have time wasted more than any team in the league this season. Maybe you forgot what you done at the Emirates?

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Literally just copy this??? I don’t see why it’s so complicated??? #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Trippier for 12m + add ons. Howay Eddie Howes filthy rich yet still drive a hard bargain and ultimately land on a solution that works for all parties involved Mags. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Honestly it would be so hilarious if we just absolutely chucked money at it and bought our way out of trouble. Imagine the fume. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Fucks sake. Ban them for life. #nufc

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má

@milanprop

1 year

@7soann @NUFC They’re ruining football 🤢

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

The Chris Wood signing is exposing the journalists and pundits that don’t know anything about football. And there’s fucking loads. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

Never forget that Football Joe admin is an obvious Mackem.

FootballJOE

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2 years

Four episodes of sportswashing coming soon!

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10 months

I won’t ever slag Almiron again now that I’ve truly analysed Antony. We are blessed.

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@NotSoLocalHero

2 years

Man U fans have created an alternative universe where they dominated the game, didn’t dive or throw elbows, and had a legitimate goal chalked off. Mental.

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@NotSoLocalHero

9 months

Champions league midfielders can’t get near him. Not sure a Sunday league player will be able to.

SAFC

@JSAFC1973

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Mowbray: No daft challenges out there today lads Dan Neil 5 seconds in on Bruno Guimaraes: #safc #nufc

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2 years

Here’s a video of Kieran Trippier getting frightened.

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3 years

I’m pro Christian Eriksen. Imagine having a player that can pass a ball to our strikers. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Joelinton is gonna have a mate he can speak Portuguese with. 🥺

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@NotSoLocalHero

9 months

He did. Now what?

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9 months

Stonewall pen for PSG. I’m sure Eddie Howe will respect the referee’s decision.

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11 months

He just wanted a chance to play again man 😭

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@NUFC

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A big performance at the back! 👏

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2 years

The Scousers wanting that Oil $$$ but realising that their club voted to change the rules on investment when Newcastle got taken over. Delicious.

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8 months

They did a full 20 minute pre-match media job on Jobe for what?

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Gonna drink a bottle of red and start a Newcastle fifa career this evening. Gonna activate takeover mode, sign Ward-Prowse and bench him for the fuck of it. #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

1 year

Hate to break it to you lads, but Bruno Guimaraes also doesn’t own a hat that is capable of providing magic powers.

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@UTFR93

1 year

We sang it about Mane and going to Madrid because the final that year was in.. Madrid. The final next season is in London you fucking muppets 😂

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3 years

@sms_95x It’s a scam because the planet provides everything we need to survive and thrive for free, yet we are the only living organism to invent a system that requires us to pay to live here.

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

“It’s about the accumulation of points” - WELL FUCKING ACCUMULATE THEM THEN! #nufc

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@NotSoLocalHero

10 months

If you think Oil money is bad you should take a look at the vulture fund(s) that Stan Kroenke manages. He buys debt from third world countries and sells it back to them at an extortionate mark-up for profit. Just because your money is white it doesn’t make it clean, pal.

Avenell Road remembered

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@Nolpecker Wouldn’t blame Arteta, that goal was a joke . So was Bruno being on the pitch. But hey…. Oil money pays the officials wages 🤷‍♂️ just wish it was like the old days. No corruption. When people loved their home town teams. You know I love it up there but that away end is a piss take

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Ah yes, Newcastle fans. Fans who famously hate big, strong centre forwards who are good in the air.

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3 years

Thing is Newcastle fans will despise wood because of the way he plays and the fact they also think they should be in the champions league

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@NotSoLocalHero

4 years

If YOU are embarrassed by that bloke going to the PL office, that’s cool, but that embarrassment you feel which he evidently doesn’t, is exactly why he is able to do something and you aren’t. #NUFC

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@NotSoLocalHero

3 years

Lyon fans & Brighton fans are both deserving of a #TouchOfClass today.

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