Lost by one goal at 5s earlier to a team called ‘Pathetico’ who had kits, videoed their games and had a manager on the sideline with a clipboard. Needless to say I became the most rattled man on the planet
@sainsburys
cancelling my turkey crown (pre ordered on 3rd Dec ref 821005409) on Xmas eve and also the ham joint but replacing it with 4 ham slices. Absolutely appalling
In come the people in their 40s who paid a tenner for their fourteen bedroomed detached house we have it good because we don’t have to storm Normandy every other week
A Californian surf & skate-inspired bar has just opened in NQ. 🌊🏄♂️
Get your knackered pair of Vans and your long, flowing surf hair ready… the NQ has a new bar inspired by the halcyon days of skating and surfing.
Are people still crying about England playing at Wembley. They did alright in Rome yesterday, it appears a couple of hours on a plane don’t makes your legs amputate
@1904_JA
Mate Burnley have conceded 14 million since New Years if I wanted to watch a drumming every week I’d turn on Harold Kane shipping twelve past FC Messerschmitt
I can’t lie after this became a discussion on twitter I’ve started actively saying thank you every time I go on the bus. I think it’s good for morale and humanising the workers who help facilitate our days
Your man Herbert here from Diddlington upon Thames giving English culture down the road because he grew up surrounded by boring Tory freaks. Fast-forward 20 years and he’ll be one of them
Every single lower league NONCE asking for more L1/L2 games on Sky should be shot. I don’t want to watch us against Wycombe on telly or in person, but if I am at least me do it after a large amount of alcohol at 3pm on a Saturday ffs
We can confirm that three fixtures have been moved due to television coverage.
Stevenage at home (5th October) & Wycombe Wanderers away (19th October) will both now kick-off at 12.30pm. Northampton Town away has been moved to Monday 9th December (8pm).
#pufc
Germany are debating turning down their 7,400 ticket allocation for the tie with England over virus fears, with English fans set to dominate attendance at Wembley.
(The Telegraph)
Yesterday, the Bundesliga’s bottom club Darmstadt lost 6-0 at home to Augsburg.
At full-time, one of the club’s ultras went onto the pitch to address the players in front of the stand. They’re 12 points from safety with 10 games left to play.
@markgoldbridge
The 3pm blackout isn’t a joke to people who actually go games ( the only people who matter in these debates ). But I can see how it’d be a joke for a Man United fan from Nottingham streaming their reaction to the game to 12 year-olds
They’ve booed the knee again? Plant that alongside jean shorts, Lansdowne Road, that ‘Scotland get battered’ song on reasons why you won’t catch me in an England away end any time soon
If the roles were reversed I’d support anyone Wales or Scotland were playing if England weren’t in a tournament. Thankfully I’m English and won’t ever have to worry about it
With a day off yesterday I was lucky enough to get tickets for the Munich v Dortmund game. Really enjoyed the experience of my first live Bundesliga match.
I think Harry & Meghan are about to feel the wrath of our nation 🇬🇧 Many Brits and our British press will want to defend and protect our Queen, I think thousands will stand united behind our sovereign! 🇬🇧💂
Would love to see them try this at posh. Half of the North Stand are 104 years-old and the other half are from Wisbech and haven’t discovered fire yet alone smartphones
This Russell Brand thing is wild and he’s as guilty as sin. The anti-establishment bollocks over the few years is almost like he’s been waiting to play that card when this inevitably came to surface
I give it two weeks until I see a Liverpool fan tweet that they’d rather Liverpool won a pre-season friendly/throw-in/corner than England win a World Cup
Just 3 weeks to go until “if you think Three Lions is a good song you automatically agree with the occupation of Ireland and Churchill’s Labour Camps in Africa” discourse!
📸 - Turkey & Czech Republic players are fighting while the referee is handing out red cards!
Meanwhile there is also a random man running around on the pitch with 4 stewards chasing him.