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@joshstubbs___
Josh
2 months
Lost by one goal at 5s earlier to a team called ‘Pathetico’ who had kits, videoed their games and had a manager on the sideline with a clipboard. Needless to say I became the most rattled man on the planet
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Josh
2 years
Cheers dad
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Andrew Stubbs
2 years
The British Education System has hit rock bottom!!
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Josh
3 years
Purchased at half 10 last night
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Josh
4 months
Pep Guardiola you will pay for your crimes. That was a standard Super Sunday game in 2008
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North-East by far the funniest part of the country. Taken a day of annual leave for this
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
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The queue for our 24-25 away shirt this morning 🤯🤍 @hummel1923
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Josh
7 months
Absolutely love it. Get off your fat arse and go the shop
@jackosboss
Jack Rice
7 months
@sainsburys cancelling my turkey crown (pre ordered on 3rd Dec ref 821005409) on Xmas eve and also the ham joint but replacing it with 4 ham slices. Absolutely appalling
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Josh
4 months
Like Hardest geezer do you? Where were you on a warm Tuesday night in Namibia
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4 months
@SkyNews @hardestgeezer @RobHarris Of course the media jump on the wagon as soon as hes about to finish. Where was all his coverage before hand?
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In come the people in their 40s who paid a tenner for their fourteen bedroomed detached house we have it good because we don’t have to storm Normandy every other week
@SkyNews
Sky News
1 year
BREAKING: Young adults and renters among worst hit by cost of living crisis
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Josh
7 months
Starting the year off right. Spot my right air pod which I’ve had for under a week
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Josh
6 months
Just what a landlocked city in northern England has been crying out for
@McrFinest
Manchester’s Finest
6 months
A Californian surf & skate-inspired bar has just opened in NQ. 🌊🏄‍♂️ Get your knackered pair of Vans and your long, flowing surf hair ready… the NQ has a new bar inspired by the halcyon days of skating and surfing.
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Josh
3 years
Are people still crying about England playing at Wembley. They did alright in Rome yesterday, it appears a couple of hours on a plane don’t makes your legs amputate
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Josh
3 years
@boohoo Has your admin been taken over by your workers in Leicester
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Josh
3 years
If anyone’s having a bad day I’ve just been fined £100 for having a piss at the side of Wembley Park station
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Josh
4 months
@1904_JA Mate Burnley have conceded 14 million since New Years if I wanted to watch a drumming every week I’d turn on Harold Kane shipping twelve past FC Messerschmitt
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Josh
2 years
What if your flight has been delayed and your wife ( Jackie ) has just left you for another man?
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Josh
3 years
@RyaanWillz “Black Horse, where are we?” “Black Bull”
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Josh
3 years
I could undo all its hard work and volley it in a matter of seconds
@RebeccaRHelm
High Seas Science
3 years
"BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs"
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Josh
3 years
Keane AND Snow Patrol!?
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@TRNSMTfest
TRNSMT Festival
3 years
We’re moving from 9th-11th July to 10th-12th September! Read our statement 👇 HERE WE GOOO! 🚀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #TRNSMT2021 Last remaining tickets on sale NOW ~
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Josh
3 years
Hahahahaha. Serves Oxford right for planting a football ground four thousand miles away from one single pub
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Josh
2 months
@jakeperry97 That’s the one lad hahahaha by Queens Road. Unbearable
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Josh
2 years
Hahahaha
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Josh
4 months
If LCD Soundsystem wrote songs about the County Championship
@tickerscricket
Dave Tickner
4 months
Trent Bridge, I love you, but you are not a serious cricket ground.
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Fair play. I do it because it’s nice to not completely ignore someone’s existence
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Jason Okundaye
1 year
I can’t lie after this became a discussion on twitter I’ve started actively saying thank you every time I go on the bus. I think it’s good for morale and humanising the workers who help facilitate our days
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Your man Herbert here from Diddlington upon Thames giving English culture down the road because he grew up surrounded by boring Tory freaks. Fast-forward 20 years and he’ll be one of them
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Ichigo Niggasake
1 year
The way he didn't stutter once omg??? 😭😭😭
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Josh
7 months
3-0 Derby and I’ll be joining it on the way home
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Josh
3 years
Your fella there has probably got both a fine and a banning order just to have conceded a winner in the 95th minute. The fußball is back
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
3 years
What a goal! Nottingham Forest have taken the lead. Watch Coventry City vs Nottingham Forest live now on Sky Sports Football 📺
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Josh
8 months
Manchester be fucking normal challenge
@MENnewsdesk
Manchester News MEN
8 months
Dear Sailor in Manchester has some very strict 'rules' when it comes to conduct and attire
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Josh
3 years
@EmMcchrystal As if he calls her ‘mate’ in the last one hahahahah
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Josh
3 years
The designer of these Puma kits should be court-martialed. No fucking capital letters on the names, have some shame
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Josh
3 years
Me after going for a carvery:
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Toby is one of the good guys
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Josh
2 months
@Pathetico_FC_ Was sub for the last five losing it at the manager’s tactics to make sure you didn’t concede and it worked hahahaha
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@_JDM92 Isn’t your job just tax evasion
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Josh
2 months
Finish
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Every single lower league NONCE asking for more L1/L2 games on Sky should be shot. I don’t want to watch us against Wycombe on telly or in person, but if I am at least me do it after a large amount of alcohol at 3pm on a Saturday ffs
@theposh
Peterborough United
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We can confirm that three fixtures have been moved due to television coverage. Stevenage at home (5th October) & Wycombe Wanderers away (19th October) will both now kick-off at 12.30pm. Northampton Town away has been moved to Monday 9th December (8pm). #pufc
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Josh
3 years
@Jim_Philosopher Mate it’s really not that deep
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Josh
2 years
You’ve just lost the league title in a quite horrific way, you didn’t cash out for £95k and you’ve got work tomorrow. Rough
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Josh
3 years
On to Sunday. Unforgettable
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Josh
3 years
You’d have 7,000 jumping off the Humber bridge and swimming into Bremerhaven if the roles were reversed. There are levels to this game
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
3 years
Germany are debating turning down their 7,400 ticket allocation for the tie with England over virus fears, with English fans set to dominate attendance at Wembley. (The Telegraph)
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Josh
3 years
😔
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@DavidHartrick
David Hartrick
3 years
What’s the thing that feels the most football, but isn’t actually football? For me it’s Rainham Steel.
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Josh
5 months
Go and have a beer you massive massive freak
@HLTCO
HLTCO
5 months
Yesterday, the Bundesliga’s bottom club Darmstadt lost 6-0 at home to Augsburg. At full-time, one of the club’s ultras went onto the pitch to address the players in front of the stand. They’re 12 points from safety with 10 games left to play.
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Josh
17 days
Fucking hell hahaha. Be dead soon
@PigsAndPlans
Pigeons & Planes
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9 years ago today @tameimpala dropped Currents.
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@Bavew97 @rjb_1998 Brother I’ve seen Saving Private Ryan I’d rather storm it knowing that I’d die
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Josh
4 months
This is my ideology. This should be in every city in England
@gmoult
gavin ivanovich
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not to over-romanticize prague, but there are trams running through fields of flowers
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Josh
4 months
@markgoldbridge The 3pm blackout isn’t a joke to people who actually go games ( the only people who matter in these debates ). But I can see how it’d be a joke for a Man United fan from Nottingham streaming their reaction to the game to 12 year-olds
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2 years
@Ciaran2607 @premierleague Who has mental health hahahaha
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Josh
3 years
Agreed. If you don’t have a job, for whatever reason, you should have absolutely no happiness in your life whatsoever until you die
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lucy
3 years
Can I chose who my taxes go to coz there are some bums out there that I’d rather die then pay for their days out ? GO TO WORK X
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7 months
FUCKING YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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Robinson and Tongue don’t have the minerals for this. Drag Leach and his broken back away from his girlfriend doing her homework and get him out there
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Josh
2 years
YEEEEERSSSSSSSS
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Josh
3 years
Three stone lost 🤠 time to whack it all back on
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Josh
3 years
A four-day week pal
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Josh
2 months
Mr Sunak, you have charmed me
@ITVNewsPolitics
ITV News Politics
2 months
'Are you looking forward to all the football?' @RishiSunak asks voters in Wales, before one person points out Wales didn't qualify for the euros
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Josh
11 months
Pitch invader in the suit 🐐
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
11 months
Aaron Lennon. 90+4. Scenes. 🔥
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3 years
@SuppressedSikh
Manny
3 years
@joshstubbs___ how was the covid test bro?
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Josh
3 years
They’ve booed the knee again? Plant that alongside jean shorts, Lansdowne Road, that ‘Scotland get battered’ song on reasons why you won’t catch me in an England away end any time soon
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Josh
3 years
@graceblakeley Because you’re absolutely loaded
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Josh
3 years
I’m still completely baffled by this
@JimmyOurThing
Jimmy Farrell
3 years
@joshstubbs___ Forget about people being diagnosed with terminal illnesses, you got fined £100..
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Josh
3 years
What a football club they are. 10/10
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6 months
Yeah, I don’t think it’ll ever get better than that
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Josh
3 years
Didn’t see Messi play at the Nou Camp and I’ll be fuming about it until I’m dead. Waste of space
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Fucking hell. Me writing that
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Josh
3 years
Political Editor of the state broadcaster 👍🏼
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Josh
7 months
@BenJoyceFoot I’m going to the supervisor room at Leicester station on the way home where my fate will be sealed
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Josh
2 months
If the roles were reversed I’d support anyone Wales or Scotland were playing if England weren’t in a tournament. Thankfully I’m English and won’t ever have to worry about it
@itvnews
ITV News
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'When Scotland is not playing, will you support England in the Euros?' asks @AnushkaAsthana . 'No,' replies @StephenFlynnSNP .
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Josh
3 years
Announce quadruple mutant variant manufactured in labs
@godfreymercado
Plugfrey
3 years
Top songs British people can’t wait to sing on June 21st...🇬🇧
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Tough game of guess the ground/ station
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Josh
3 years
@bentyrer @IvoGraham We need a mic on him every game at Goodison
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Fair play, I’m gonna kill myself
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Josh
3 years
Antti Niemi when the fella from TalkSport keeps asking him why he hasn’t been called up for Scotland
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Josh
3 years
Absolutely no idea. Up the posh #stubby
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Josh
4 months
You just have to say what a complete and total legend
@sbunting180
Stephen Bunting
4 months
With a day off yesterday I was lucky enough to get tickets for the Munich v Dortmund game. Really enjoyed the experience of my first live Bundesliga match.
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Josh
2 years
Amsterdam or Priestfields
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Josh
2 years
Set fire to every single bastard playing the piano in train stations and airports
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Josh
3 years
Shame you didn’t stand and protect the interior of your goalposts rather than be out-jumped by a small Argentine who was probably on cocaine
@Peter_Shilton
Peter Shilton
3 years
I think Harry & Meghan are about to feel the wrath of our nation 🇬🇧 Many Brits and our British press will want to defend and protect our Queen, I think thousands will stand united behind our sovereign! 🇬🇧💂
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Josh
3 years
Station pub fans. Doncaster, bury me here
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Josh
3 years
Would love to see them try this at posh. Half of the North Stand are 104 years-old and the other half are from Wisbech and haven’t discovered fire yet alone smartphones
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Manchester City
3 years
We will be introducing mobile ticketing for all matches at the Etihad Stadium and Academy Stadium for the 2021/22 season. Details 👇 🔷 #ManCity |
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Josh
2 years
Disgraceful Germans wearing trackies to the most glorious event in our game
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Josh
8 months
@CiaranBloo Need a softer cheese for the salmon surely
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Josh
3 years
05:38. And they say the English have no culture
@jk25_mcfc
Jake
3 years
Brighton (a)
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2 years
This is what he’s done btw
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Jamie
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What on earth have I done
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Josh
3 years
@RussNewman96_ @Gary_Poynton They invest into the property so they can bleed their tenants dry
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Josh
11 months
This Russell Brand thing is wild and he’s as guilty as sin. The anti-establishment bollocks over the few years is almost like he’s been waiting to play that card when this inevitably came to surface
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Josh
3 years
Absolutely fine and normal that the state broadcaster have made this
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
3 years
"He immediately struck me as somebody that was going places" Who is Chancellor Rishi Sunak and what does he believe? #Budget2021 #PoliticsLive
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Josh
5 months
The amount of these videos that come out of Wigan they should be granted UNESCO heritage site status
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Josh
2 years
I love live sport
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3 years
Pain.
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Josh
3 years
Replacing Ivan Toney with someone who got 30 this season is absolutely insane
@theposh
Peterborough United
3 years
🏆 The @SkyBetLeagueOne Player of the Season 👏 @ClarkeHarris 👏 #pufc
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Josh
2 years
Broken down tube, wrong end, dodgy Yank accent. No problem
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Josh
2 months
Danny Murphy and Jermaine Jenas trying really hard to ruin my Euros but I will not let them win
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Josh
3 years
@simoncosgrove Well that’s a Norway flag, so jot that down
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Josh
3 years
I give it two weeks until I see a Liverpool fan tweet that they’d rather Liverpool won a pre-season friendly/throw-in/corner than England win a World Cup
@G_mble9
G_mble
3 years
Just 3 weeks to go until “if you think Three Lions is a good song you automatically agree with the occupation of Ireland and Churchill’s Labour Camps in Africa” discourse!
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Josh
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Cherry on the cake of the best group stages of a majorly tournament in my lifetime
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 month
📸 - Turkey & Czech Republic players are fighting while the referee is handing out red cards! Meanwhile there is also a random man running around on the pitch with 4 stewards chasing him.
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Josh
3 months
A grand total of 10 seconds after the coach leaves for Oxford my father notices he doesn’t have his phone containing about 8 e-tickets for the match
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Josh
3 years
Well, yesterday was alright
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Humanising the workforce who are in fact humans a metre away from you
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