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Staving off the existential dread one cinematic distraction at a time.

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Joined March 2018

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@GuidoBennett

Guy Bennett

1 year

People have been telling me to get a letterboxd account to put my reviews on for years. I didn't bother because "Ew more social media". Now I have one. It will not go well. Add it if you like. Don't add it if you don't.

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Guy uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 1,490 films watched. Favorites: Ghostbusters (1984), The Evil Dead (1981), Toy Story (1995), Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989). Bio: Staving…

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2 years

@charlesr1971 @ashleyljames The bit where she's taking the piss out of herself for struggling to follow a ridiculously outdated custom? That bit?

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@TheAlexSylvian It's not a movie but McKenna Grace made for a great young Kieran Shipka in Sabrina.

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@jessehawken The second they entered Rick's house my brain reminded me of Hitler's conclusion in Basterds and I knew exactly where this scene was going. Right into Tarantinoland.

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@LonnyMEX @therealsupes

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@fiImgal A perfect response to being trapped in a room with James Corden

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@Luke31115360 @LonnyMEX @therealsupes Yup. There was a series of them.

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@AltHistCody I enjoy the movie more. I get what the book is doing, but as OP says, after a while the satire, the descriptions of ever little item, becomes exhausting. The movie managed the same point, but without feeling like it was labouring it. Also 100% less rats in vaginas.

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@Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames "It is what it is" is the worst reason for anything. That attitude would've kept slavery going. Nobody's a good fit for a Royal Family, because A Royal Family isn't a good fit for a democratic nation.

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@JohnDiLillo This was the most harrowing line in the entire movie.

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@giacomais @GothamCityGoon You don't need to. You duck down when you hear the blanks and you cut your head open Ric Flair style

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@firagawalkwthme I. AM. TOM. CRUISE

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@Boringstein Except the one guy who passed in Season 1 and achieved immortality. "When the jazzman's testifyin' a faithless man believes He can sing you into paradise or bring you to your knees"

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2 years

@therealsupes Turn your phones off. Sit down, Shut up. Christ.

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@OliverJia1014 They tried prosthetics in Episode III. It was horrendous.

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@fiImgal Thought I was about to read a story of Anna Taylor-Joy not deciding to work at Disney and in doing so somehow managed to dodge a LITERAL bullet. Was both disappointed and relieved.

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@Sayers33 I stop, face the store then rock back and forth on my heels and toes with my hand on my hips. I then say "SEEEEEX" in my best Matt Berry voice, then "....nice" and either stride right by or better yet, march right in.

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1 year

@mazov_kras @_miked @neotrin1ty So first you're complaining that it doesn't look enough like Harold, now you're complaining that it doesn't need to look like Harold.

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@jessehawken "THAT GUY FUCKED UP BRUCE LEE!"

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6 months

@matress_island Chris Pratt and Paul Rudd getting ripped made no sense to me. Both are playing normal human thieves (with zoomy space boots in Pratt's case) Not God's, super soldiers, radioactive monsters or enhanced in any way.

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@TheAlexSylvian

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1 year

@ecto_fun He has a number of cool looking skulls...

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@AvryRobinOtt "I know you didn't voice him, but I've had this Winston figure since before I could walk and it would mean the world to me if you held him for a photo..." Legend

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@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames You can mock all of my dead older relatives if you like. None of them ever requested an entire country to bow for them though. So they've got that over The Queen.

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@BladeoftheS Even if you do work from home you shouldn't be available after hours

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9 months

@anon_opin Going to a theme park without kids is the best way to go to a theme park. (This theory can also be applied to basically any other aspect of life.)

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@JORDANPEELEFAN

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@JohnPan11745281 @JakeSucky Every moment of every month is 'straight month' John. This is evidenced by no straight person ever having to "come out" as straight, be yelled at in the street for holding their partner's hand or being just viciously beaten because of the gender of who we decide to love.

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1 year

@TheNakedPun Lovely thread. I would also add Matt on a motor bike laughing at Marcus's statue losing it's head and Indy giving him a stern look replicating a similar moment in Last Crusade when Indy laughs after flipping a Nazi and Connery deadpans him.

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1 year

@The_GM_is_God In Fast 6 he makes a beard appear and disappear over night.

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7 months

@jblairsanders I thought I wanted a wife and kids. My wife thought she wanted a husband and kids. Then we got married. And our marriage together is so fucking wonderful that we soon realised that neither of us want kids. 16 years together. 10 married. At peace.

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@stockpiledclay Jurassic Park 2024

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2 years

@schmanda @Steffychuuuu @jasebyjason We practically invented it. Unfortunately we also have a history steeped in the farcical and frankly insulting idea of one family being born to rule, and our politics and (and thus media) grew out of that idiocy.

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@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames Yes. Being part of a democratic system where you get to vote for who should lead you is better. Yes. Yes.

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@JORDANPEELEFAN Seed of Chucky mocked this strange trend perfectly with Redman directing "The Virgin Mary"

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5 months

@candon_sean "Greta Gerwig following up Little Women, that earned six Academy Award nominations and one win, with a Barbie movie for Warner Bros. is simply not serious behaviour for a supposed Big Director. A dishonourable way to fail."

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2 years

@hamstertalk It's alright guys, we'll always have Yorkie

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@ErickLorinc It was this year when I realised the trashy, low budget, b-movie sequel 'Maniac Cop 2' was lit and staged significantly better than most modern day blockbusters.

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2 years

@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames I prefer to be able to vote against those things rather than have them forced upon me because they were born into a certain family.

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@Jungesecond @JakeSucky Yes, be more like us straight people never shout, sing, make film and TV shows, show commercials, and write novels or plays or poems about our sexuality.

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@BillandTed3 @Winter WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE NAMES THE WRONG WAY AROUND? 1st billing be damned, that's utterly maddening.

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@SkylerShuler I mean...Loki sets up the inevitability of Kang's return to the throne outside of time after a massive multiversal Kang war. The next step is literally infinite Jonathan Majors

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@McR1B69 Not as Batman, just generally, in his personal life.

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@IGoBySteve @aaronpalmer Pretty sure my place could send me an email out of hours with the subject of; "(Co-workers name) will literally DIE today without (X)" And not only would I not receive it as I don't get work notifications, but if I did get it I'd save it for 9am tomorrow.

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@CumConsumer1 @AltHistCody Thank you "Cum Consumer"

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@AjMurray21 You'd be scrolling forever though.

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2 years

@Angry_Voice "I can't believe Schofield thinks he's more important than me" say a bunch of angry people who are stood in a line to see the box of a corpse that was deemed, at birth, more important than them.

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@JohnDiLillo I had this with Spider-Verse. Kids were just running around bored shitless before the first half and hour was over

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@GroovyBruce

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@ThatKevinSmith @RealKevinConroy My few words from the time my wife and I met him.

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@MuseZack That is realistic and attainable. With enough calorie management and weight lifting most anyone could realistically attain that body. Now when it comes to any modern superhero it is unrealistic and unattainable without steroids/HGH/etc

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@NeilNevins I feel sorry for anyone who gets stuck in the soul sucking loop of darkness that is existential dread. When it hits I'd give anything to to return of a life of forgetful distraction, or even a lifelong inability to comprehend the concept of mortality. And I'm not 92.

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@tarastrong 🦇🦇

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@RawbertBeef My favourite was this one I found in a charity shop that reminded me of the time Michael Jackson was in the X-Men.

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4 years

@EyeOfJackieChan Jackie Chan: "Stay safe" Also Jackie Chan:

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2 years

@C_Dobbins Didn't Star Lord claim the inside of his ship would look like a Jackson Pollock under a black light....

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@Le_Severine_Cox That Antonio Banderas disrespect!

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@Biryani_Bro @wanyeburkett

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2 years

@lee1981__ @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames I'm not pushing a narrative, I'm literally describing exactly what happens on the screen. And of course he looks embarrassed. I'd be embarrassed if my wife had to curtesy whenever she met my Grandma.

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@ScottWamplerRIP I too dropped my phone whilst the camera was on last night.

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@wtfbriann @therealsupes I've been at the opening weekend or week for every single MCU movie. None of them had a guy filming himself overacting for his Twitter account. And if they did I'd tell him to: Put the phone away. Sit down. Shut up.

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@Reegs815 All three of the Jim Carrey ones got animated spin-offs. And two of them met.

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4 years

@Panayisalad Adele's was enjoyable, Sam Smith's is a train wreck

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2 years

@TelegraphLife "Workers embrace doing their minimum contracted responsibilities and hours for the pay that they agreed upon to do so...."

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@pugmane In my head Ethan cuts his limb off instantly, then immediately sews it back on. Then leaps off of a blimp or something IDK

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@now_thats_oscar @DoctorWhat1983 Dude, Statham would absolutely do this. In fact he did, twice, with Crank.

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5 years

@whatsEJstandfor @bearblh3 @FilmCritHULK Lol. Mate. Seriously. Mate.

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2 years

@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames No I prefer to be able to vote against them.

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@SmallPutrk Can they dress as John Hartley from Netflix's Red Notice?

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@SimonHarknesstv The delivery on his line about N*Sync made me guffaw so loudly I had to put my hand over my mouth.

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5 years

@whatsEJstandfor @bearblh3 @FilmCritHULK If Ghostbusters 2016 was the only good thing about the franchise...there wouldn't be a Ghostbusters 2016; as the fast and loose approach to remakes it trying to capitalise on something that's already successful popular.

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@indexnforgetit @vibrantdad Lol at 'legacy'

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2 years

@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames All I've said in any of these posts is that I prefer the ability to vote against horrendous people than to have them forced upon me by way of birthright.

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@KateAndersonLTD @alanbourke @fesshole If you have a cat that you let out then you essentially already are shitting in people's gardens.

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@fesshole Both my Wife and her Father think I asked him for 'permission' (which he was more than happy with). I actually asked how he 'felt' about it, because it was happening regardless and I wanted to know if there were any issues the two of us needed to iron out before we were related.

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@_ailemO_ Nah mate, you've just got to tap the top a couple of times and you'll be grand.

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@gorycoryhorror Let's not forget the two dead people in a bathroom, one guy with a foot sawn off, two seperate guys dead guys in razor wire, another set on fire in a room of flammable walls, four dead people from the barn and one officer with his head shotgunned to bits....

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@FallonTonight @carriecoon And he replies with "Has your husband ever heard of not owning the films he wants to be able to access for the rest of his life"

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2 years

@DevonESawa Pretty sure I saw that fourth guy hanging out in San Dimas. Or was it Medieval England? I can never remember.

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@DrewSav "Welcome...to Jurassic Pump"

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@zach_vasquez The Back to the Future movies contains a TON of scenes that are nothing but well delivered exposition

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@SHOWERPILLED @JohnDiLillo 30 minutes in, kids running around. 40 minutes in, tweens at the back talking amongst themselves. 45 minutes in, I'm now threatening the bored teenagers sat next to my wife who think it's hilarious to make their chairs squeak up and down. Never seen anything like it.

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@deadgomii I stopped teaching film and started teaching video games ten years ago because I sense a shift. Gamers are currently dedicated to their interest (and watch movies) Nowadays 90% of the media students I see on my corridor on a literal daily basis "don't watch films"

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@warcradlestudio @Winter This year hasn't had much, but it has had the Wyld Stallyns! In the first lockdown I taught myself miniature painting to pass the time, and since Christmas Day I've been working on these two most excellent figures.

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@GuidoBennett

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2 years

@SkyNews 'Person wears normal clothes' is not news. Do better.

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2 years

@pwr_paul @Obi1_Shinobi @charlesr1971 @ashleyljames Horrible people that are elected and horrible people not elected are all horrible people. At least you can try not to elect the democratic ones.

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@piersmorgan It's not about racism with Piers, it's just very important to him that a very specific bloodline maintains hereditary superiority over an entire country.

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@eventualforever It's a 5 star blockbuster. Best Sci-Fi/comedy since Ghostbusters. Smith/Jones are impeccable, Elfman on score duty, a catchy summer pop song, supporting cast are excellent, Stan Winston on creature work and a script that's the perfect mix of smart/weird by @ed_solomon Perfect

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@SeanMcLoughlin There is one good Shrek film, then they lost the joke. The joke was 'mock traditional (& Disney) fairytale tropes by using modern sensibilities' which soon became 'mock modern pop culture by replacing things with fairytale characters'. It's a subtle difference but it's there.

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4 years

@ImUpAndAdam @BillandTed3 @Winter But what if I AM an idiot Adam!

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20 days

@crulge This is a picture of me and George Romero. I'm posting it because I have a picture of me and George Romero and it's so rare that the opportunity comes up to be able to present a picture of me and George Romero, so here is a picture of me and George Romero.

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@GroovyBruce Posted this elsewhere, sums up my feelings really.

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@Amin_eMessaoudi @SarahKSilverman What century are you living in?

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@zachsilberberg I've always enjoyed asking cat people where in their house they like to keep an open box of animal shit.

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2 years

@CarolineSiede All the trailer for Dominion has proven is that if none of the characters from the two JW movies were in it, the film wouldn't suffer a single lost cent in profit.

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@clementineultra Fury Road lost all of its joy for me without its oversaturated colour palette. Logan does it and is pretty much the same both ways. The Mist however is far superior in B&W. Turns it into an old fashioned paranoid b-movie like Night of the Living Dead.

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@metaplexmovies "If we don't find water, we'll dehydrate and die in this vast desert" *Lights a cigar*

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@mavericksmovies I'll probably be alive in time for the economic AI replacement wars but annoyingly not alive for the new jobless Star Trek utopia that follows.

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@horrormuseum

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2 years

@eanball420 @IGN We all die in the end. Doesn't mean we stop finding things interesting.

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5 years

@GroovyBruce As cool as VR might be, I'm so glad this has just become so much more accessible to gamers. Including me..

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