Evelyn Waughluigi @matress_island Twitter profile

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

8 years

Muppets Take Manhattan, Coalition Troops Retreat To The Bronx

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

1 year

Was there some sort of study that says seasoning decreases muscle growth or do bodybuilders just eat the food equivalent of a suicide note every day voluntarily?

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Is gym really worth it? 🥲

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Bilbo looks like he accidentally walked into the poster

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This is what Dune is about

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Every person has a genetically predetermined amount of cocaine that will turn them religious

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Easily the funniest thing about our cultural moment is we've spent 20 years forcing movie stars to take medically dangerous amounts of bovine growth hormones so they can act in adaptations of children's picture books

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@DiscussingFilm

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Hugh Jackman training for his return as Wolverine in ‘DEADPOOL 3’. In theaters on July 26.

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I've said this before, but the word "filler" breaking containment from meaning "episodes original to an anime while they waited for the manga to catch up" to "any part of a show that doesn't move the main plot forward" has been a disaster for the medium of television

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Funniest thing someone with a Spanish flag emoji could possibly say

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I never saw anyone murdering people screaming “Christ is King”. Just saying.

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love how Henry's whole thing was being A Normal Guy dropped in the middle of a bunch of insane people

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Always liked Skinner's flashes of cosmopolitanism and curiosity about the world. Making him a xenophobic Vietnam vet would've been the easiest thing in the world but they went with a joke that's both much funnier and enriches the character

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Accidentally filling my CPAP with this instead of distilled water and turning into a Guild navigator

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Alberta rules

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2 years

watching old Simpsons is great because you'll randomly stumble on the funniest line ever multiple times per episode

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@matress_island

3 months

The Prestige

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1 year

Jigsaw sitting around his lair, trying to figure out when he can start kidnapping people again while still respecting the recent tragedy of 9/11

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@BDisgusting

1 year

#SawX takes place "weeks after" the end of the original Saw movie. Producer Oren Koules previews, "In our mind, this movie is really Saw II."

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Ottoman officials realizing that widespread conversion means a massive drop in jizya revenues

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Ffs if you are a white boy stop saying inshallah

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2 years

I love how much of the Fetterman campaign is "big dude bullying a nerd". This is the strategy the Dems should've gone with for decades

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

3 months

the American health insurance system killed Shannon Doherty

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@SamWhyte

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What a stupid, wretched way to die from breast cancer.

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The best thing about watching the original Star Wars for the first time in decades was seeing Darth Vader be a glorified goon: he's insulted by Leia, his coworkers all think he's a religious nut, Tarkin is his only friend. He's a small part of a bigger world, not the center of it

William B. Fuckley

@opinonhaver

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original terminator aged very well. one of the worst things about all the endless recycling of nostalgia media is that it makes the main characters into these pseudo-legendary figures, whereas in the original media you very much get the impression that Kyle Reese is Just Some Guy

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the most annoying thing about a group of unelected Catholics, put in place by a decades long antidemocratic conspiracy, declaring that the president is effectively a king is that it means the Know Nothings ended up being right

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Darkly funny that Herzog set out to make a film about European savagery in the places it colonized, and in the process unleashed Klaus Kinski on the innocent people of Peru

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@DannyDrinksWine

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Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) Director: Werner Herzog

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1 year

The real lesson to take from Taika Waititi's career arc is that American cocaine is vastly, vastly more powerful than New Zealand cocaine

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1 year

The Oppenheimer discourse of the past week has made me appreciate what a subtle, dark running gag Asteroid City has with the weekly atomic bomb tests happening directly downwind of all the characters we grow to love

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2 years

lrt an important subspecies of this archetype is Smarmy Middle Aged Disney Villain Who's Always One Step Away From Murder

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Seeing if Jane Krakowski is on Cameo so I can ask her to read this as Jenna Maroney

Little Mountain Woman

@TereseMarieM

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Joyce Carol Oates shouldn't have written Blonde. What could a literary non-hottie know about the exploitation of femme, highly sexualized women - women who look and act like Oates have no compassion or love for women like Marilyn. They're just as bad as men at writing them.

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2 years

I'm not exaggerating when I say that Fat Jar Jar would make me like the prequels at least 25% more

Mia Moore

@StopTweetingMia

2 years

Never forget the original Phantom Menace storyboards where Jar Jar Binks was big

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@matress_island

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nw a movie that is decidedly *not* an anime about an evil wizard, despite what the poster led me to believe as a child

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@capybaroness "remember that episode where sokka learned about sexism and grew as a person? Well now he's just gonna stand there. This is better, somehow"

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

2 years

Sources say WB has called in a team of crisis resolution specialists

Variety

@Variety

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‘The Flash’ Star Ezra Miller Charged With Felony Burglary in Vermont

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@Srirachachau the only problem with this scene is that it made me think of how good Jurassic World would've been if it just embraced the mean-spirited Sam Raimi cartoonishness

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@matress_island

1 year

love how in the middle of Jurassic Park showing off the possibilities of CGI and modern effects they drop one scene with a gorgeous matte painting. nice little reminder that the old ways work just as well

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

2 years

imagining someone describing the Monster of the Week episodes of The X-Files as "filler" and wrapping myself in barbed wire like in First Reformed

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Evelyn Waughluigi

@matress_island

1 year

Can't believe Disney hasn't even offered Tartakovsky a shot at another Star Wars thing

Chapter Master Valrak

@CMValrak

1 year

My feed recently is filled with people non stop arguing about the new Ahsoka show, listen, you're all wrong, nothing beats this:

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@matress_island

9 months

This is what every screenshot of Dr Who looks like to me

scholastic book fair

@jennifersnudes

10 months

I want this so fucking bad

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11 months

Marty should've found a way to include this in KOTFM

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@matress_island

9 months

First movie shot entirely in a Gorillaz video

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now seated for

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9 months

We need to get back to a build like this being movie shorthand for "this is the strongest guy in the room"

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@matress_island

4 months

The man was born to radiate gravitas. Truly one of a kind

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@Doug_Tilley

4 months

You ever consider that Keith David was only *25* when he appeared in THE THING? That's ridiculous.

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2 years

What can I say, every now and then America's right

History Defined

@historydefined

2 years

A map of every country in the world using a MM/DD/YYYY date format.

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@Srirachachau the prequels are so much more interesting knowing that Lucas has always been deeply aware of his limitations but plowed through anyway because no one in hollywood wanted to get roped into making them

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lrt I'm in the Prometheus-is-a-good-movie camp but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed that the fossilized space elephant men from the original Alien just turned out to be large bald guys

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@matress_island

18 days

What did he know?

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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Baz Luhrmann is set to direct a Joan of Arc movie for Warner Bros titled ‘JEHANNE D’ARC’ Described as “the ultimate teenage girl coming of age story, set in the Hundred Years’ War” (Source: Deadline)

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Evelyn Waughluigi

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I know I already spoke on this but saying Gatsby is unrelatable to teenagers is extra hilarious because it's a book about a man who goes to embarrassing lengths to impress his crush. That's the most teenaged behavior ever

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making high schoolers read the great gatsby is hilarious. here’s a novel about a man obsessed with returning to the past. surely this will be understood and found relatable by 15 year olds

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Pop Base

@PopBase

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Sabrina Carpenter makes out with alien at the #VMAs .

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It's like Dick Van Dyke being put on a cycle of tren so he can play the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins

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@matress_island

3 years

Broke: Horoscopes Bespoke: the first Simpsons episode to air in your lifetime

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Spoopy Evil Minerva 🏳️‍⚧️👻

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beware the gifted child to useless piece of shit pipeline

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1 year

Bojack Horseman was a mostly solid show that I enjoyed watching but whenever I try to revisit this my brain just defaults to that one Futurama bit

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@matress_island

2 years

Everyone wants a car until it's a car that sets itself on fire whenever you turn it on

Meghan McCain

@MeghanMcCain

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Everyone wants a woman in power until it's a conservative woman in power.

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@Srirachachau Capping your career by literally play God is one hell of a way to go

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In all fairness to Jay Johnston, Jimmy Pesto is *easily* the most likely Bob's Burgers character to have been at the Capitol riot

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3 years

@VK_HM Homer tried to awaken Grimes' class consciousness, and Grimes chose violence

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the Venture Bros succeeded because it harnessed the inherent comedic potential of Two Guys

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Anyone who didn't see Confess Fletch isn't allowed to be mad about this. You failed Jon Hamm when he needed you most, this is on your head

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Jon Hamm and John Slattery are the Ad Men. Watch the entire unbelievable Mad Men reunion in Unfrosted. Now playing!

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Learning French Dispatch wasn't nominated for a single thing

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Guy who loses his faith in Christianity because he refuses to believe in a deity that got outsmarted by the Italians

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@Srirachachau This is like the twitter version of those journal entries you find in resident evil where someone documents their zombification

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It feels like we're watching an entire comedy generation die. This is so damn awful

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@RealGilbert

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This photo is very sad now. RIP Bob Saget and RIP Louie Anderson. Both good friends that will be missed.

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@VK_HM If Luke hadn't found him Ben would've gone into town and started chopping up stormtroopers within 6 months. The man was sick of Tattooine from the minute he landed

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"Now I'm from New York, so I know my pizza, and this Jerry's establishment? Really good stuff! I spent two days on a layover in Bucharest, couldn't get enough! There's only one thing I wish Jerry or whoever's in charge would do differently: they don't deliver outside of Romania"

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very smart to have him be an archetypal Liberal Republican who's introduced a year before the Goldwater campaign kicks off. nice way to underline that he's truly not ready for what the next couple of years will bring

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Gollum has a gun this time

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

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Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is coming back again — but it’s a bit different this time.

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That cat is the mayor of liquor stores

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@AHappierDay

3 years

found this fancy lookin cat in a San Francisco liquor store.

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Schwarzenegger rocks because his entire career is a picture of a man trying to have the most fun you can possibly have in a single life

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@mikemovies

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Is Arnold Schwarzenegger the greatest action star of all time?

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3 years

*furiously pressing the Doug button*

NBA Jam (the book)

@nbajambook

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Doug (the Tiger handheld)

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Now that I Saw The TV Glow has been out for a bit, I want to appreciate Conner O'Malley for bringing his A game for that kid's birthday party. Dude's busy managing a legally distinct chuck e cheese and he still goes out onto the floor to get the energy going, sign of a true pro

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And so, Zeus returns to Olympus

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@Independent

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Blind, bisexual and polyamorous goose involved in love triangle dies

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Face/Off is one of those movies that's been talked up so much you figure it could never live up to its reputation, and then you catch the back half of it on Showtime and realize that it really is an entire movie made up of John Woo saying "Yes" to every producer's question

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@lionel_trolling "WIN FOR DEMOCRACY! Guy who says the Armenian Genocide didn't happen defeats guy who says the Armenian Genocide happened and was a good thing!"

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It's Cusack's time to shine

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Akira Toriyama: These are the Saiyans. They're a species who love genocide more than anything Editor: Wow, they sound terrible. Are these going to be the villains going forward? Toriyama: They're going to be the only characters that matter now. I love them so much

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It especially clicked watching The Hidden Fortress and seeing the original inspiration for Vader is an old burnt out samurai who doesn't like serving his lord or believe in any grand cause, but is too attached to an ideal of duty to leave

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You see him get snippy with Leia, frustrated with office politics. As I watched I couldn't help but feel disappointed that this aspect of the character got dropped after the first movie

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Yoda watching this play out while eating another one of the hot dogs from Luke's cargo

👽70s Sci-Fi Art👽

@70sscifi

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Ralph McQuarrie

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@Srirachachau What makes it feel different this time is that half the country legitimately hated the Dixie Chicks and Moore for saying what they did. This feels more like a bunch of people in power realizing their position is unpopular and flailing around to regain control of the narrative

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AuthentiKate ☂️

@kateiswell

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I’m sorry, what?

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@JimmyJazz1968 Moving my 25 year old son back to the house after his NFT Keno startup idea fizzles out

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Realizing too late that I was describing Toriyama. RIP, king

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Bizarro world Miyazaki who obsessively makes movies about classic cars, getting laid, and how wonderful his wife and sons are

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A real human being And a real hero

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Led to a pretty cool Tartakovsky series

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Did Mulaney "turn it into a red flag" or did a bunch of people on Tumblr flatten him into the "I love my wife" guy to the point they forgot his main persona was acting "prissy recovering alcoholic"?

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He goes through all that trouble to be magically changed from a turtle to a human so he could run for Senate, only to be injured in a fall his shell could've easily protected him from. If that's not ironic I don't know what is

BNO News Live

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BREAKING: U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell taken to hospital after falling at D.C. hotel

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i take no pleasure in this; i'm Portuguese and French Canadian, they would've hunted me for sport. but i have to hand out a w when it's been earned

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@Srirachachau His posts just turning into variations on "itchy, tasty" by next week

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@Srirachachau Nothing helps a political ideology gain popularity like refusing to even interact with anyone who doesn't already hold that ideology

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He ate so much beef it sent him into a coma and cries at the drop of a hat

Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦

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The real reason the Left hates Jordan Peterson is he's helping a generation of lost boys become men. Strong men look after themselves, their family, and their community, and are not reliant on the state. This is incredibly damaging to the statist agenda.

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@Srirachachau Francophile Texans are among the most powerful subset of guys Texas has

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Been rewatching old Simpsons and reflecting on how miraculous it is that season 5 exists. just classic after classic, every week

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me: one ticket pls girl at the counter: for what movie? me:

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@pugmane Marge sounds like Patty and Selma now

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Fetterman's win signals the first new Big Boy Era in politics since the 1930s

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One part of the Rehearsal finale we should talk about more is how the actor playing 9 year old Adam was an absolute pro. No matter how unhinged it got nothing phased that kid

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@jonbernhardt Anakin's murder rages were all tinged with grief over his loved ones or anxiety at the thought of them dying. Qui Gon wanted to kill this man because he was sick of how much overtime he made him put in

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Glad to see predator is sticking to the "assassin's creeding throughout history" format because it means we're one step closer to Romance Of The Three Kingdoms And Also Predator

DiscussingFilm

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‘BADLANDS’ will be a Predator film set in the future with a female lead. (Source: )

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Yeah, there's two hours of scenes surrounding this 30 second conversation that provide context and emotional buildup. The trick with movies is you gotta watch the whole thing