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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

5 years

[Is handed a pamphlet] "So You've Decided to Start A Patreon..." Yes. Yes, I have. I'm a bit nervous about the whole thing, but I've come to the conclusion it is absolutely the best way to bring you new essays and recaps and content oh my...

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

The Mandalorian has spent week after week growing its audience, dominating pop culture discourse. So I've said it before... The one weekend pump and dump Netflix model is a silent killer for your own "big item" content. It just goes away in two days.

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5 years

I'm re-watching CLUE and realized the only way a MONOPOLY movie works is if it's a bunch of comedians like John Mulaney, Jason Mantzoukas, and Aubrey Plaza playing ostentatious old-timey billionaires trying to screw each other out of their property.

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3 years

Ah yes, Film Editing. The notably less important aspect of filmmaking...

Variety

@Variety

3 years

The eight #Oscars categories that will be awarded off the air are... - Documentary short - Film editing - Makeup and hairstyling - Original score - Production design - Animated short - Live action short - Sound

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7 years

IT'S BEEN SEVERAL HOURS NOW AND HULK HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS PICTURE OF THE YOUNG MCELROYS AND DAVE CHAPPELLE

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5 years

Ive been thinking about this a lot and Ive come to the striking realization JJ Abrams might not actually understand what a story is. Its more a bot copying story algorithms.

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5 years

Star Wars: Pew Pew! "These faceless stormtroopers are hired goons and space nazis! Shoot em!" Pew Pew! Rise of the Skywalker: Pew Pew! "These are literal child slaves!" *keeps firing joyfully for some reason*

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6 years

With every passing year I realize "Don't Feed The Trolls" is the worst decision the internet ever came up with. We let something disgusting fester thinking it was just someone trying to get a rise out of us. It wasn't a joke. It was never a joke. It was only pure seething hatred.

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6 years

Elon Musk smoked weed literally in front of the entire internet.

FOX 4 NEWS

@FOX4

6 years

DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting

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4 years

*spins roulette 2020 wheel* Reads: "... Claudia Conway openly plays the role of a modern day Deep Throat live on tik tok"

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

The Native American protest shows plainly what we already know: the MAGA aims have nothing to do with broader immigration. It's about wanting a white country. That's it. That's always been it. And any discussion that's not latching onto that fact is a distraction.

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3 years

I just did the math and Clooney is only a year older in BATMAN AND ROBIN that Robert Pattinson is in THE BATMAN and I can't quite process that.

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6 years

Can we please stop putting mini-trailers for the trailer in front of trailers? What the hell is this madness.

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4 years

I still can't believe it ended on the reveal of a yellow lightsaber like that meant anything.

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5 years

Science / Economists: "We have every possible bit of evidence that a four day work week would increase productivity, sales, and save you a ton of money." Capitalism: "Let's make it harder for them to shit."

Dave Vescio

@DaveVescio

5 years

BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.

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6 years

SomeBODY...

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7 years

2014: "There's an ugly, fascist, racist groundswell online and it's fucking scary, please listen to us." > EVERYONE ROLLS THEIR EYES 2017:

The Hill

@thehill

7 years

Poll: American support for neo-Nazi views nearly double digits

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

I think I'm going to do an odd experiment... I am going to play the new pokemon game for switch. I have literally never played pokemon before and I know nothing about it or the world... Will be reporting back...

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Hey @netflix does your algorithm take it into account when someone wants to simply enjoy the credits after a powerful episode of TV and rapidly goes as fast as they can to hit the "watch credits" button but can't because you only allow takes two seconds so...

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

4 years

God I miss going to the movies.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

It has begun: journey with me into my first foray with Avatar: The Last Airbender!

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

The oscar voters are 92% white and an AVERAGE of 62 years old.

Justin “Hoops” McElroy

@JustinMcElroy

6 years

People who understand these things ... how did Green Book just win?

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6 years

It's the 10th anniversary of "Speed Racer." You're dang right I wrote a piece about it. It is high time to change the national conversation on the Wachowski's masterpiece.

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6 years

Sure. Ghostbusters was that movie I saw as a kid and made me want to make movies. But I watched the way the "fandom" behaved a few years ago. Turning around to try and please them isn't even thinly-veiled sexism. It's blatant catering. There is no way to avoid this context.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

BECAUSE HIS HORRIFIC AMORAL ABSURDITY DOES NOT ALLOW SOME MIDDLE OF THE ROAD "BOTH SIDES ARE WRONG!" OPINION-LESS OPINION?

The Daily Dot

@dailydot

7 years

‘South Park’ will ignore Trump, says Trey Parker:

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6 years

Ummmmmmm Spiderverse might be my favorite superhero movie ever??????????????????

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5 years

Jackie Chan’s entire career is predicated on him getting his ass beat and messing up and barely getting out of it...

Rebecca Ballhaus

@rebeccaballhaus

5 years

Jason Statham negotiated a deal limiting how badly he can be beaten up. Vin Diesel has his sister police the # of punches he gets. Dwayne Johnson enlists producers to balance his wins & losses. @erichschwartzel on action stars’ fear of looking like wimps:

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5 years

I love The Last Jedi so dang much.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

The fact that The two-hour version of The Lion King (2019) had to cut things from ninety-minute version of The Lion King (1994) tells you everything you need to know about how bad hollywood efforts have gotten at story pacing.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

Do any of you realize how insanely terrifying the Disney / Fox merger is? And how terrible it would be for the industry at large? Thousands laid off. Less competition. All leading to coke / pepsi situation in studio releasing. It's a death knell.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE dismantles everything I dislike about superhero movies and upholds everything I adore about them.

How the Creators of ‘Into the Spider-Verse’ Crafted an Inclusive Superhero Tale That’s Damn Near...

Hollywood has bungled many a meaningless Peter Parker retread, but with ‘Into the Spider-Verse,’ we finally get a movie that understands what Spider-Man is about.

observer.com

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6 years

Going to take this BDAY to clarify something very important: Keanu Reeves is an incredible actor. Yes, he has limited range. But he is incredible at everything within that range. And I think that counts for freaking everything.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

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6 years

This is your regular reminder that the Disney takeover of Fox is going to create devastating job loss and have monopolistic ramifications beyond that which you realize.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

2009 vs 2019

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5 years

He said what now

New York Times World

@nytimesworld

5 years

Boris Johnson once said his political hero was the mayor in “Jaws,” praising him for defying mass hysteria to keep the beaches open after a constituent is eaten by a shark. As the coronavirus now stampedes across the world, he's heeding the same principle.

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7 years

I saw Black Panther last night. My jaw is still on the floor. It might be one of the most nuanced films about race since Do The Right Thing, and it was done as a studio tent pole. Essay here:

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6 years

I love how people don't realize the Oscars are held in a mall.

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6 years

@JesseKellyDC You are a stunningly awful person.

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7 years

This makes my skin crawl and why the oscars have always been an irrelevant, disgusting show of entitled gross attitudes.

Emily Nussbaum

@emilynussbaum

7 years

Can’t say these aren’t illuminating

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6 years

Me, 5 hours ago: "What's a pokelmorn?" Me, right now: "I WOULD DIE FOR MY ANIMAL BABIES."

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Abrams doesn't want you to question anything because nothing that happens in his movies ever has anything to do with anything else, it's just whatever temporary emotion he wants you to feel in the moment.

Snoreterra

@Snoreterra

5 years

@FilmCritHULK Ever since Force Awakens I wondered why Finn wasn't having any trouble shooting at stormtroopers he possibly knew and since then the question's only gotten bigger. 😐

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4 years

Watching THE NAKED GUN for the first time in... a few decades??? Any way, every gag still fucking works.

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7 years

I stayed up all night writing this because I think what it has to say is beautiful.

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5 years

An unruly teen just walked by me with banana pressed to his ear like a phone and quietly said, “Bro, I don’t have your banana,” and how do I sign him to a three picture deal.

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

The Daleks were literally created as a metaphor for the Nazis.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Just remembered an old Australian Man I met on a tour in the Prado Museum, where our tour guide's name was Adolfo. Aussie: "You know how I remember his name?" Me: Him: Me: Him: "Adolph Hitler, eh?" Me, at same time: "Yes, Hitler, I assumed." Him: Me: Him: "Guy was a real cunt."

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7 years

SW Fans: "The Force belongs to everyo-" Crazy SW Fans: "NO, THE SKYWALKERS ARE THE BEST AT THE FORCE. I IDENTIFY WITH LUKE SKYWALKER. I AM LUKE. BUT I AM SUPER SERIOUS AND BADASS AND DISAFFECTED AND IM THE GOOD GUY OF THIS STORY. IM AWESOME. I AM LUKE."

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

i just remember that at the 2000 new years party (in which everyone was terrified of y2k) some guy named derek shut off the lights at midnight and everyone screamed

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

DEAR HOLLYWOOD. STEP ONE OF BUILDING ANY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: MAKE A REALLY GOOD MOVIE.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

2 years

I'm sorry but ALL THE OLD KNIVES sounds like the legacy sequel fourth film in the series to KNIVES OUT.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Genuine question: Has anyone ever so fundamentally misunderstood their own service?

Axios

@axios

5 years

CEO Jack Dorsey said Twitter is looking to change the focus from following specific individuals to topics of interest, acknowledging that what's incentivized today on the platform is at odds with the goal of healthy dialogue

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Last year ya'll convinced me to finally have a go with Neon Genesis Evangelion. It was one of the most complex, harrowing, affirming and all together fascinating pieces of art I've ever watched. It's safe to say, there was a lot to unpack...

2019 was the perfect year for the emotional devastation of Evangelion

Hideaki Anno’s classic Gainax anime started streaming on Netflix in 2019. In a critical read on themes and animation, FilmCritHulk takes us inside one of the best anime TV series of all time.

www.polygon.com

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

I cant believe I actually thought we were done with Skywalker bullshit.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

And now, finally, a deep dive into a tough conversation. Let's talk the beautiful, ugly, possessive hearts of Star Wars...

The Beautiful, Ugly, and Possessive Hearts of Star Wars

Why DO we care about Star Wars so damn much?

observer.com

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

If there was any popular storytelling notion that I could blow up, it would be the belief that funny things can't be serious and serious things can't be funny.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

8 years

THREAD RE: PEWDIEPIE - MAKING INANE "SHOCK" JOKES WILL JUST INEVITABLY PUSH YOU INTO BECOMING THAT ACTUAL HYPER-CONSERVATIVE JERK.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

I've spent the last decade talking about themes / understanding your messaging. When you look at the work of Todd Phillips he hasn't once seemed to have an understanding of his comedy construction, nor the cruel, people-hating instincts that drive it. This comment just proves it.

Complex

@Complex

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#JokerMovie director Todd Phillips wonders why #JohnWick wasn't met with the same scrutiny over violence. "He’s a white male and he kills 300 people and everybody’s laughing and hooting and hollering. Why does this movie get held to different standards?"

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Quick Thread: I always see people throwing out the phrase "punch up, not down" and I have a weird problem with it because here's the thing... A lot of times that's exactly what they think they're doing.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

4 years

Not gonna tag anyone, but I'm seeing the Vader hallway fight going around as the most "badass" moment in star wars history again and its like... Sure! Because the message of Star Wars is to be cool murderous badass and indulge your base, posturing desires for mayhem.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

Suicide, or that which wishes not to be named, is a beast beyond most's comprehension. But it's like sleeper agent, placed in your brain long ago by things beyond your control. After years of confidence and not being able to connect to it, it can suddenly come online.

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6 years

wait wait wait WAIT wait wait... WAIT. I have heard jokes made about this before but I thought it was a slight exaggeration of one element... BUT THIS GAME REALLY IS JUST A CUTE DOGFIGHTING SIMULATOR!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Im pretty sure that film is 90 percent people running across the frame shouting plot details. Why? Because stopping means you would need to actually getting into conflicts in relationships and story.

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

It is amazing how many men think not caring makes them smart.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

For the 5000th time, Repeal the 2nd Amendment.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

How in the hell have I never seen this...

TayZonday

@TayZonday

5 years

Are you CONFUSED about the ECONOMY? Let me explain!!!

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Those shells protect the shrimp cooking, the stems have precious water in them for pureeing, fish skin is delicious and should be cooked til crisp, you're smashing that delicate lobster meat, and all that orange rind should be zested... this video is my nightmare.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

They fear we're going to take their guns. For the last 19 years we've shrugged and debated. But once the GOP decided dead kids were fine, that was it. So yes, that's what I want to do. I want to take all the guns. Exactly that.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

THREAD - I eat meat, but I think we have to rethink how we talk about vegans / I'm sooooo tired of lame vegan jokes. Because I see 100x times more people saying vegans "can't shut up" about being vegan than I do actual vegans talking about being vegan.

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

In the face of evil, the world is at each other's throats, fighting for its moral heart. But on one rainy, February day... the world stopped fighting. We went out to the fields. We seized our voices. And we all responded "nice" to a tweet on Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 69.

Now That's Music!

@NOWThatsMusic

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The day is FINALLY here! NOW 69 is now available!

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6 years

Oceans 11. Keep pitt. Kermit slides in as danny. Miss piggy slides in as tess. This is a great fucking question and i want other answers

👻Cory? He died 20 years ago this very night!💀

@CoryjTaylor

6 years

@FilmCritHULK You can replace the cast of any movie with The Muppets, but you keep one of the human actors. What movie and which human do you keep?

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6 years

I don't want them voted out. I want them in fucking jail.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

2 years

I got so burned out on Disney Plus shows that I had to take a break… I am finally going back and Im three eps into MS. MARVEL and I am angry at how much exponentially better it is. Like YOU COULD HAVE BEEN STRAIGHTFORWARD, EARNEST,WELL WRITTEN AND PERSONAL THE WHOLE TIME!?!??

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

@RealSaavedra Here is a literal column on why that's exactly true. Unless you want to ignore heavily researched truth.

Technology Is Biased Too. How Do We Fix It?

Algorithms were supposed to free us from our unconscious mistakes. But now there’s a new set of problems to solve.

fivethirtyeight.com

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Ive honestly always wanted to make a film about the Jellicle Ball. See there’s this old cat named Deuteronomy and

zoe kazan

@zoeinthecities

5 years

ok let’s play a game. what is the historical event/person you want someone to make a big epic movie about, except they never will because it would cost 100 million dollars & like three people would go see it?

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3 years

Finally had a moment THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS and hahaha of course Lana made an incredibly personal and buck wild movie that completely reframes the point. I loved it.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

1) Never underestimate what any human being (including white billionaires) will do to see themselves as the scrappy underdog. 2) Never underestimate the cognitive dissonance one will invoke to call themselves oppressed as they step on your neck. /end.

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@FilmCritHULK

5 years

OKAY. NEON GENESIS EVANGELION THREAD TIME! Gonna watch the first ep! But first, groundrules: -No spoilers, duh, but don't talk about future episodes. Every time I try to watch anime someone's like "oh if liked that moment just WAIT til this episode when..." Like. don't do that!

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6 years

I have the deepest, most abiding jealousy of people who can just “go to sleep” without their brain turning it into an ordeal for hours and hours. This has been my whole damn life.

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@FilmCritHULK

1 year

Just talking about how outrageously perfect NOPE is again…

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

How dare you fucking publish this.

TIME

@TIME

6 years

"Nationalism has gotten a bad reputation. But it’s what America needs right now"

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@FilmCritHULK

4 years

I know we keep saying it, but I really feel like a whole generation of traditional celebrities is realizing how hard it is to be a youtuber.

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@FilmCritHULK

6 years

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band and then kind of asked a lot of me.

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@FilmCritHULK

4 years

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

Is it me or now that the infinity war handcuffs are off, is Marvel is letting way more loose and having fun?

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

I still maintain this is one of the funniest bits of blocking I've ever seen.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

So many star wars fans would have been MAD ONLINE after Empire. Its like we completely forgot the immediate reaction to that movie.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

For the last gosh darn time it's because they're poor and you're the one who killed it.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

5 years

PARASITE - THEY DID IT. THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

If 3 Billboards beats Get Out, it's an utter repeat of Driving Miss Daisy winning in the year of Do The Right Thing. These are white people who like movies that secretly make them feel BETTER about racism, not confront them in any way. Again. Disgusting.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD.

Jeremy B. White

@JeremyBWhite

7 years

BREAKING: FCC votes to eliminate media ownership rules, paving way for one company to own multiple TV stations or both TV station/newspaper in one market

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

7 years

AHHH, THE BECHDEL TEST TEST: THE TEST TO SEE IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE POINT THAT HIGHLIGHTS THE MALE-CENTRISM OF POPULAR MOVIES.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

I have concluded that the cute dogfighting is fun and I will use my powers of cognitive dissonance the leap over this staggering gulf of a troubling theme.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

4 years

I still think this is the funniest thing.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

Don't worry, everyone! The "suicide is selfish" crew has shown up to let me know I'm going to hell. And on top of that, they don't realize they are all part of the insurmountable pressure that makes it so much harder, instead of a relief! Praise be!

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

Yearly reminder: the Oscars take place in a mall.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

8 years

THIS. IS. WHAT. THE. START. OF. FACISM. LOOKS. LIKE.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

*restlessly can't sleep* Are my strong pet children happy in their pokeballs!??! what even goes on in there. Is it like the tardis in there? OR Am I keeping them in confined kennels?? ARE THEY OKAY AND HAPPY AND BEING PET LIKE GOOD BOYS.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

And understand, it's less about the trolls. They were going to do whatever and it wouldn't change them. It's about the thousands and thousands of people who were told that when they were experiencing mountains of abuse. It was ignoring their abuse, plain and simple.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

2 years

“It was great! And scary! But, like, fun scary!”random kid outside the theater having just seen JAWS for the first time.

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Film Crit Hulk (on blusky too)

@FilmCritHULK

6 years

I am choosing pikachu because I know what a pikachu is A DETECTIVE OF SOME SORT

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