@growing_daniel
I like how zuck just decided he was going to be cool out of nowhere. Reminds me of when I rapidly shifted to being an extrovert in order to make friends
@thechosenberg
Has the same vibes as dudes who think they’re going to be taxed more when taxes rise for those who make hundreds of thousands despite them making less than 6 figures
@wanyeburkett
Woah you’re telling me women who are living in civilized society where there aren’t any bears, are attacked by men who also live in this society, more than they are by bears?
@NEETOCRACY
This is so ridiculously melodramatic.
“Excuse me sir-“
*brandishes gun even though the other person was being polite, which would lead to a felony charge*
‘Umm but the joke is it’s very outlandish, but white people act like this’
Yeah no
@DreaminErryDay
Because Disney owned marvel but didn’t own the X-men, they excluded them from licensed marvel products and replaced them with the inhumans who they could actually use in movies
@WigglyCath
I called it unfunny (while secretly finding it funny) because the show was being coopted by truuns, but then I learned Zach is our guy so it doesn’t matter how faggy the fanbase is and I can find the show funny openly
@hayasaka_aryan
Steven universe was another show in a long line of shows that millennials created for themselves, which children hated and didn’t watch because it’s made for man-children who were been bullied in high school for being losers
@Mlickles
I hate how they introduced this super cool version of a lightsaber in a prequel. It makes no sense to introduce stuff like this in prequel stories: you’re telling me there’s an OP lightsaber whip, and no one’s used it in any of the mainline stories since 200 years before ROTS?
@Howlingmutant0
@XNewNorm
@larryelder
@RubinReport
@AwakenWithJP
@elonmusk
I like how all of these shows include a black character who’s friends with the mc but only really exists to reaffirm the mc’s hatred of leftists. Some queer’s in conflict with the mc, and then the black guy comes and is like ‘haha gay ass honkey think we care’ and then they leave
@Tubzbuster
I always found it so funny that if a poor person commits an action worthy of a civil suit, they can basically become your slave if you win and they don’t have the money
@AltHistCody
*Cue Seth Rogan’s obnoxious canned honks* What if… *repeat ‘laugh’* what if we made a movie… *lights joint* what if we made a movie *repeat laugh, this time muffled by marijuana smoke* where the character smokes fucking weeeeed
@Y2K_mindset
Holy shit lidar sensors and the ability to do a 180 degree turn. Tesla is finished (as soon as the Chinese car company copies the recent technologies that Tesla’s made)!!!
@VDAREJamesK
Every single six flags or valley fair has a hundred black people ready to start a mass fight or shoot each other at a moments notice. Type of people to walk by snoopyworld and shoot snoopy after he gave them a not-so-nice stare
@AltHistCody
Tbh I don’t think they were nazis, just really edgy. They make reference to neo nazi happenings, but are not actually devout nazi ideologues. It’s more aesthetic for them, I feel
@VDAREJamesK
all women have an intelligence equal to that of a more advanced aboriginal. This is why American women are so susceptible to adopting ebonics and black mannerisms
@VDAREJamesK
They’re asking for nearly 5 times the money we’re sending to israel, and for us to legalize all their ex-nationals. Maybe it’s time for another Mexican American war. Losing Texas wasn’t enough for Mexico.
@PedroLaFontaine
@USA_Comrade
You see this falls into the crime of necessity argument when most poachers are actually opportunistic. I wrote a paper about this
@Apotheonxiv
@gigabilly
+ Tip: :
“Hmmm, -120.68 dollars”
= Total: :
“Please have the waitress give me 13 dollars from her paycheck, I’ll be expecting the money to be within my bank account in 3-5 business days”
@magne_toes
Drunk Asian man with Indian wojak phenotype, pretends to be a smug Indian Dalit as Indian anime Richard Nixon and Deng XiaoPing in the form of a concerned sun look upon them
@Aristos_Revenge
“My reaction to Greg Abbott blocking Hispanics from entering the country even though they would totally make it more traditionalist and Catholic, and totally not be paid to vote for hyper-leftist policies like Ellis Island plebs under Boss Tweed”
@misha_saul
I’m sorry but I have to be racist here. Has anyone ever told you guys that you’re very black and look like eachother, who’s who?!?!? “Wow thanks, I’m gonna hug you, also you can call me a n*****”