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rekhan

@Biryani_Bro

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@thechosenberg Millennial women don’t seek out teenagers challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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@gigabilly Here’s what a master would’ve done
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@growing_daniel I like how zuck just decided he was going to be cool out of nowhere. Reminds me of when I rapidly shifted to being an extrovert in order to make friends
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@ShitpostGate I can sense him…
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@powcampsurvivor “As a dark empath I can sense you’re a narcissist who thinks they’ve got everyone fooled mr white”
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@DiscussingFilm Atleast we still have him
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@thechosenberg Has the same vibes as dudes who think they’re going to be taxed more when taxes rise for those who make hundreds of thousands despite them making less than 6 figures
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@wanyeburkett Woah you’re telling me women who are living in civilized society where there aren’t any bears, are attacked by men who also live in this society, more than they are by bears?
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@ShitpostGate Abby Shapiro? On bumble?
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@lporiginalg Poor guy… hasn’t jacked off in nearly a decade and all he has to show for it is well done steak
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@metr0politics I really need to up my racism. These East Africans are on a whole nother level
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@meowmeowtony OH LAWD SHE COMING
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@tulpapilled 4channers make a believable story challenge (impossible)
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Kojima get out of there, he’s gonna kill your game franchise next!
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@tulpapilled > worst looking spider-man love interest > terrible personality What did Sam Raimi mean by this
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@NEETOCRACY This is so ridiculously melodramatic. “Excuse me sir-“ *brandishes gun even though the other person was being polite, which would lead to a felony charge* ‘Umm but the joke is it’s very outlandish, but white people act like this’ Yeah no
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@lporiginalg And they say chivalrys dead
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@Howlingmutant0 It’s a beautiful display of resilience against those who’ve hurt you…
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@funnygamedev Btw people were reselling that for like 4 times the price of the actual game
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@bizlet7 ‘I saw that tweet and started crying’ Sensitive young Japanese man
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@The_Gibus_Man I think you’re just gay and that’s why you lost
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@GreenTextRepost @TheFackunator Happened to my buddy Eric
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@1300PlagueDoc Very wholesome chvngvs
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@paul_hundred “Let’s just say the borzois, let the pirbulls in”
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@M1das_OW2 “Tomathius? More like poop fartious”
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@DreaminErryDay Because Disney owned marvel but didn’t own the X-men, they excluded them from licensed marvel products and replaced them with the inhumans who they could actually use in movies
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@samk0006 The cgi is superb for being from a movie that was released 17 years ago
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@WigglyCath I called it unfunny (while secretly finding it funny) because the show was being coopted by truuns, but then I learned Zach is our guy so it doesn’t matter how faggy the fanbase is and I can find the show funny openly
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@phantasmseal DICK’s because they cut off their penis 😭 😂 😂
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@iamyesyouareno Black people really hate the way they look for some reason
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@Henrik_Palmgren This is what happens in a female oriented society. They get their fellow people killed in pursuit of their own interests.
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@vanillaopinions Why isn’t anyone trying to build housing here?
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@iuntue He’s actually using his thinking cap this time
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@nypost These guys! Always up to no good
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@hayasaka_aryan Steven universe was another show in a long line of shows that millennials created for themselves, which children hated and didn’t watch because it’s made for man-children who were been bullied in high school for being losers
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@PaintraSeaPea Every story seems to have this 😭 😭 😭
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@ShitpostRock Arkham origins > knight
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@Howlingmutant0 Verbal shadowboxing
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@OregonMapGuy “Many people are saying I do the best jihad. The best jihad folks, Sleepy Joe could only dream of having jihads as big as mine”
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@AGeekForFun Funny because he takes down firefly easily who’s essentially vulture but with a flamethrower
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@h3xenbrenner2 The liberal agenda strikes again…
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@whstancil Will why did you try to rape me
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@Mlickles I hate how they introduced this super cool version of a lightsaber in a prequel. It makes no sense to introduce stuff like this in prequel stories: you’re telling me there’s an OP lightsaber whip, and no one’s used it in any of the mainline stories since 200 years before ROTS?
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@AltHistCody Gay Reddit governor unveils gay Reddit flag
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@Howlingmutant0 @XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk I like how all of these shows include a black character who’s friends with the mc but only really exists to reaffirm the mc’s hatred of leftists. Some queer’s in conflict with the mc, and then the black guy comes and is like ‘haha gay ass honkey think we care’ and then they leave
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@Tubzbuster I always found it so funny that if a poor person commits an action worthy of a civil suit, they can basically become your slave if you win and they don’t have the money
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@AltHistCody *Cue Seth Rogan’s obnoxious canned honks* What if… *repeat ‘laugh’* what if we made a movie… *lights joint* what if we made a movie *repeat laugh, this time muffled by marijuana smoke* where the character smokes fucking weeeeed
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@nightmarebrah I like how she said ‘exclusively’ as if to leave leeway for herself because she’s dated black men
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@powcampsurvivor England might actually be hell
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@VDAREJamesK What’s this even trying to get across? “Look at this large bust of an indigenous Mexican crushing Elon’s electric car” wow so poignant.
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@AltHistCody Bros trying to seem like a fed, but no fed is going to have that nearly decade old laptop with the light up apple logo
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@tulpapilled Obviously they meant to say trans people are sub human fifth
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@5letter__ Bros creating new ways of saying the n word
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@Y2K_mindset Holy shit lidar sensors and the ability to do a 180 degree turn. Tesla is finished (as soon as the Chinese car company copies the recent technologies that Tesla’s made)!!!
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@VDAREJamesK Every single six flags or valley fair has a hundred black people ready to start a mass fight or shoot each other at a moments notice. Type of people to walk by snoopyworld and shoot snoopy after he gave them a not-so-nice stare
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@Howlingmutant0 Northern Soyreland inhabitants when they see the weakest British empire enjoyer walk into the room
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@whstancil ‘Nazis’ is a strange name to call the Hmong children you’ve been stalking
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@5letter__ So close! It’s actually spelled niggr
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@ArealsigmaMale Karl Marxson
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@politicalawake @HarmlessYardDog That’s a heckin massive chonkerino
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@investor_chef @gigabilly The master goes where he pleases
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@HITlifter How many likes can our brave chuds get?
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@blephin_ Tbh an abortion would be preferable to this
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@AltHistCody Tbh I don’t think they were nazis, just really edgy. They make reference to neo nazi happenings, but are not actually devout nazi ideologues. It’s more aesthetic for them, I feel
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@ForJellie @AltHistCody It’s not a defense you fucking idiot, it’s historical accuracy
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@VDAREJamesK all women have an intelligence equal to that of a more advanced aboriginal. This is why American women are so susceptible to adopting ebonics and black mannerisms
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@evrkingdompro “I axed the group chat and dey said yo lips aren’t half yo face and yo nostrils ain’t shotgun barrel sized, so yo ass is uglee”
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@JadeAtrophis Nigga wrote an entire masters thesis on unpasteurized milk
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@VDAREJamesK They’re asking for nearly 5 times the money we’re sending to israel, and for us to legalize all their ex-nationals. Maybe it’s time for another Mexican American war. Losing Texas wasn’t enough for Mexico.
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@PedroLaFontaine @USA_Comrade You see this falls into the crime of necessity argument when most poachers are actually opportunistic. I wrote a paper about this
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@DynamoSuperX Bro was working with biohazards for minimum wage
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@Italian347 The real warrior pope
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@cremieuxrecueil @cherrvak On a unrelated note, I used to think the gulf war was about a war in the Gulf of Mexico when I was younger
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@Babygravy9 The way he defended himself against the lard lord was very satisfying
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@cinecitta2030 Sadly Marine Le Pen is diet alt-right
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@Apotheonxiv @gigabilly + Tip: : “Hmmm, -120.68 dollars” = Total: : “Please have the waitress give me 13 dollars from her paycheck, I’ll be expecting the money to be within my bank account in 3-5 business days”
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@zagrebbi Emergency goon sesh
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@magne_toes Drunk Asian man with Indian wojak phenotype, pretends to be a smug Indian Dalit as Indian anime Richard Nixon and Deng XiaoPing in the form of a concerned sun look upon them
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@Jayseki It’s so funny to me that there are like 30-40 year old protestors who are also there, just LARPing in camps with student protestors.
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@Sunny81775207 @Martposting Messi = Bio-Leninist Marxist Ronaldo = Nietzchean Uber Mensch
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@tickateej @kikisknees @HollywoodHandle His appearance* don’t misgender our new black Romeo
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@skibidadayo @AltHistCody I love constant raining 😍🥰🥰
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@Aristos_Revenge “My reaction to Greg Abbott blocking Hispanics from entering the country even though they would totally make it more traditionalist and Catholic, and totally not be paid to vote for hyper-leftist policies like Ellis Island plebs under Boss Tweed”
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@misha_saul I’m sorry but I have to be racist here. Has anyone ever told you guys that you’re very black and look like eachother, who’s who?!?!? “Wow thanks, I’m gonna hug you, also you can call me a n*****”
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