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Gregarious Bant

@GregariousBant

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love getting messages from fans

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@BrndnStrssng the russos, the writers, ludwig goransson, it's crazy how much of the creative talent behind community went on to work on boring, boring marvel movies

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@ftmensch to be fair, the abuser explaining how they're in the right actually is a great sign of a toxic relationship

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@doulbedoink did people forget when happy wheels was the biggest game among children for a while

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@CoinersTakingLs "i should idle my car to create consistent gasoline demand" is certainly *an* argument

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@theaaronschmit okay but hello 👀

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@kimpossiblefact i like how incredibly apparent it is that none of these people have been within a mile of a school in 30 years

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@PoorlyAgedStuff context: the wright brothers made the first flight with a heavier-than-air plane literally 9 days after this headline was published

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@jestingtime of course all the criminals they fantasize about killing have no children or sick mothers, only this guy

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@LolOverruled "we're the most powerful nation in the history of the world" i say as the skin scrapes back against the edges of my skull and my fellow gentocrats fall over dead while in office

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@isaiah_bb if just watching someone can diminish their public perception, they absolutely should be watched imo

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@realPhoenixFire nuts and berries, what an odd combination, never before seen

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@TheOtakuX @switch1e_swoof @OldMemeArchive

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@danozzi also they're beloved for their charitable donations of music to the masses, and other drummers think Lars is a humble sweetheart

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@irlqueenregent in a real country there would be shrines dedicated to you

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@LegoRacers2 "definite good and evil" what is Boromir? What is Gollum?

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@capybaroness mom said it's my turn on the xbox

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@mattlieb it's because the rest of burning man are "child slavery maybe" guys, all the cool people stopped going years ago

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@PINKCATNFT you realize that in your own comparison, you're still the bad guy

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@CrabsAndScience

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@BidenTracking @PressSec alternatively, have you considered never transitioning back into repayment and actually winning the midterms

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@VGMaps @PlushblueepEric @IGN won't someone think of the poor multibillion dollar media megagiant

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@mardirooster thanks mom wife business owner and dad husband entrepeneur

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@TheFres79976905 @the_snickman @LazlosGhost watching only fellowship of the ring and complaining that faramir isn't in it

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@SonnyBunch you're right it's not controversial, it's just incorrect

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@timesculture @yungblud ironically, he's just like the Sex Pistols in that he's an industry plant that gets worse with time

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6 years

I love accounts like @A_single_bear and @dog_feelings but my girlfriend is utterly unamused with such excellent quality humour as a bear ending his tweets with "I am a bear." Anyway, looking for new girlfriend

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@DeclanFinnBooks tolkien well known for saying the good guys have never done anything wrong, see: rohan vs dunlendings, boromir, isildur, the arnor civil war, the elf/dwarf hostility, etc

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@Esqueer_ enough about states rights, we need to talk about states wrongs

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@rhinosoros "do you think elon musk or jeff bezos have work-life balance" no, because they don't work. it's simple

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@Chinedu_truther @wyatt_privilege even then, iceland and new zealand were both first set on by humans within the past 1500 years, not to mention the obvious elephant in the room that is antarctica

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@rup31 @IwriteOK "oh yeah? come on! bring your racist ass and fuck with me" a champion. a true hero.

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@dmg0505 @InsideTheMagic riddle me this, "batman": which comic book company created Morbius, you absolute genius, you?

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@halomancer1 what do you mean, you literally just posted both members of their target audience

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@roun_sa_ville santa claus is coming to town in general? a specific version? i need more details

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@Esqueer_ New mexico out here like "new mexico mentioned!"

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@ValidLs nobody in your personal life loves you, or even likes you. you are alone in a void of your own creation.

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@jeremysmiles Women is when hips and bobbies

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@JeffreyHiggins not sure how people would lose their job by owning their own homes instead of being leeched off by mr higgins here but maybe there's something i'm missing

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@BillWilkinsonEN @JoshuaPotash @GrownRoom sometime in the past year or so i went from abolish to "___ cops for sport"

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@wideofthepost debra messing down, i repeat, debra messing down!

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@TiredUds @SheldonMiller @paulg @ikirigin sadly there's only one truly reliable source of such detail in any civilized society and that's the Sultan's Vizier. does gaza have a Sultan's Vizier or the Vizier's court?

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@JENFL23 hey kamala, just checking this receipt you've left here, how's this goin

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@vaginacartel @GnarlyWhitehur1 @spiritnght it protects six square inches from rain, and literally nothing else

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@MorePerfectUS won't somebody think of the middle management

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@thefurlinator @LolOverruled it would be be the same. the price is being paid right now. explain to me how the genocide happening right now would be worse if a different guy was allowing it to happen

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@impliedChoppy @YehongZhu making one dish on my line takes more work than her whole day. a single order or wings or chicken fried or what have you.

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@punishedpants aggressively marketing specifically to my divorced #.girlboss high school music teacher

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@johnkkahn @dklmarxist @SamtheNightOwl This guy looks like he's 30s, maybe 40, so it's all good to me

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@GolerGkA @Kachowsterxd @contranymic1 @erichhartmann yeah, by unionizing, glad you agree comrade

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@cwcooper @KagubatanTabby @bonerhitler neither has msg, it's all in your head. it is physically impossible to be allergic to it.

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@NeilNevins of course the villain has been there the whole time, it's chuck lorre, he's at the end of every episode

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@punishedpants @jenny2x4 this is perhaps the most concerning cry for help you could have given

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@kimpossiblefact hmmmmmm

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@2damntrans the only good thing about his account being reinstated is that he's clearly miserable here

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@Gaby_Moss me showing up to work every evening

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@tara_chara siddhartha gautama was famously a supremely wealthy man at a time when wealth=body fat, who then became an ascetic monk preaching a life without vanity or excess. obviously, that would be best represented by height-of-his-career jean-claude van damme.

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@punished_cait @ExileGrimm hobbits are famously gossipy bitches, so it can't be that

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@theLordeEnjoyer earnestly, i mean this with my whole heart: shut it down, no refunds. swifties can learn how to behave in a society first

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@cody_0x @elijahwood the more i research the more positive i am that it's a ponzi scheme, thanks

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@masternana_ @254teej @skaijackson this u?

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@ArfDog420 @john_sipher @Srirachachau Arguably safer

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@theaaronschmit thanks for letting me cameo in this one, big fan

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@KaoticLeftist have you not seen the many, many tiktoks of israelis mocking palestinians

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@nichols_nation @fuckyouiquit Yeah the collaboration and chemistry is that I don't feel the need to strangle employees like you when they aren't stood next to me

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@Bowsnonk it was supposed to mean "transitional" as in a place you go *through* but aren't supposed to *stay* in, and by doing so it becomes surreal. something like a subway tunnel, a gas station, or a mall hallway. making it "a place that's a little odd" ruined the whole thing.

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@BigTairy @dmcf64 @camilarella_ @areyoustonedbud @rosadona As a New Yorker, I am a muslim, I am a jew, I am black, I am gay, I am the penisman

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@f_freaker "I've hated dogs ever since I was an annoying child who didn't respect a dog's space or bodily autonomy"

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@jason913tn @nypost to the left of biden is the rest of the civilized world, jason

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3 years

@Defunctland what if we don't want to remain anonymous

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@thestuffofmemes "he's a tv chef, so few actually eat his food" in one line he perfectly explains the problem is 90% of celebrity chefs: their work isn't about actually eating

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@dcently @BrndnStrssng oh he's an amazing, once-in-a-generation creative talent who worked on way too many boring, boring marvel movies

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@paperssil what, now? the present?

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@CSugarsweets ideally, before and after transformation

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@heyChrisBoyle Bro don't you have homework? Go study man

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@neglectsound @Gritty20202 @EmporiumFred

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@NotABigJerk "people shouldn't have to breathe literal toxic fumes just to do their job" "what are you a neolib??"

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@MattBinder I can see the "after" right in front of me and it sucks shit so...

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@halomancer1 working on it

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@der_Sevi @b0tster how to get him to bust immediately

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@Suzanne59874977 @ryangrim in other news, the sky is up

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@Charalanahzard kids shouldn't be allowed to see, hear, or smell anything tbh. total sensory deprivation until the age of 18

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@Connor_2910 @DrunkGenuine @SparrowsAlive At one point he literally out-eats an entire banquet of giants and you're telling me he should have a twelve pack

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@yonsofficial @Schaffrillas 2023 was also the first year the daily death toll from covid in the US dropped below the deaths from 9/11, the past few years "never forget" felt less genuine when that many people were dying sick in hospitals from a preventable disease

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violence should either be cartoony, looney tunes anvil-on-head style or bloody and terrible. the pg middle ground is soulless and boring

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@Struggle_Tweet for anyone curious, at the time of that screenshot they'd have to shut up for just over a year

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@StevenWillcox2 @B3nd3rISGr3at34 @hatchet_koi @rightaboutnow2 @gelliottmorris i love to plug my ears to the rest of civilization because american exceptionalism is all that matter

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@punkittdev "where did this obviously terrible idea come from? well you see, disney's ceo desperately wanted teenagers to like him"

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@jkfecke @SiestaSocialist @ssumingfrog @jenny2x4 states' rights were a mistake, and i mean that earnestly

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@spurtmagoo that's cool but i have two nicaraguan nun skulls i use to jerk off, one for each nut

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@hammy__dude @ghiblifeeIs "why do people hate noisy bass-boosted deepfried music so much? it sounds way better than the piece of art that was created intentionally to be experienced in a certain way"

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@WhackNicholson finally, my time to shine

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@tradcatboy @RadishHarmers you have to be attacked first to be defending, you get that eh

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@hey4558 @halomancer1 @WhoIsWhat09 @AnonNews14 i would love to hear what you think "queer" means in this context

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@IneptFredda "sir he has thousands of hours playing total war, we need to make him a general STAT"

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@JUNlPERBOT i've said this before about other people but never meant it nearly as much as i do now: something needs to happen to her

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@Chinchillazllla @HedonismGay Oh yeah? Then why doesn't my mother love me, huh?

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@ishmael_king @BrndnStrssng thank you for showing four examples of boring, boring marvel movies

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@thefurlinator @LolOverruled brother you are watching germany annex poland and saying "but the other guy would've let them annex belgium too" like that matters

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@crulge 2010 app design brain, he's so stuck in time

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@StSephiroth i have never once trusted 20 dollar second hand boots, and neither should you. respect yourself.

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