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@heteroslavia

1 year

My hips do lie my hips love to make shit up

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@heteroslavia

5 months

I use grindr for networking

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@heteroslavia

1 year

I'm floored like

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Indonesia banned premarital sex and got a 6.1 magnitude earthquake 2 days later what does that mean

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@heteroslavia

7 months

She’s such an ally i will never get over this

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1 year

😭😭😭😭

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@heteroslavia

6 months

@sadgayboi The fact the officer that arrested him (and got fired for it) is a very angry lesbian 😭

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@heteroslavia

8 months

Are we not allowed to slay in Kazakhstan. . .

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@heteroslavia

2 years

we need a dictator who is also a twink

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@heteroslavia

2 years

It's giving 'China oppresses Muslims now they have COVID' right before COVID smashed into poorer Islamic countries and people started dropping left and right then suddenly 'its a test from God'... I mean whatever helps you make sense of the world I guess...

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@heteroslavia

3 years

@divineysl Right next to this masterpiece

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@heteroslavia

3 months

Telling twinks obsessed with urban planning and mass transit that I live in Singapore to get in their pants

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Oomfs congratulating me now that gay sex is no longer illegal in my country acting like I can finally have sex 😭😭😭

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Here's your answer

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@sighyam

1 year

an investigation needs to happen about how both Indonesia and Malaysia keep exporting the worst personalities the world has ever seen on the internet

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@heteroslavia

5 months

@diet_coke_stan Im not sexually attracted to you but we can queen out

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@heteroslavia

5 months

To clarify i wasnt even trying to be cunty like i thought we would just vibe without any sexual attraction 😭😭😭

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@heteroslavia

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@heteroslavia

11 months

Told a twink I can't meet them today because I have to settle a lot of stuff and they removed me from contacts umm okay then

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Wait-

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@credenzaclear2

1 year

george santos is our princess diana

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@heteroslavia

1 year

@heimarmenic I feel like he should be studied for science

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@heteroslavia

6 months

@sadgayboi The lesbian cop in question:

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@heteroslavia

2 months

1 year divorce anniversary everybody say happy divorce anniversary Momo

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Divorced at 24 I really AM speed running through life

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@heteroslavia

8 months

Spain in 1492 vs Spain in 1493

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@heteroslavia

2 years

A bachelor with a bachelor's ✨

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@heteroslavia

4 months

Don’t buy brat off from SHEIN this is what I got 😭😭😭

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@heteroslavia

7 months

Happy 35th birthday me 🌰 🎉

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@heteroslavia

3 months

@plluutos Like did they not see the whole account is in Indonesian 😭😭😭

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@heteroslavia

5 months

Twinks are the most religious gay demographic I have never seen a religious bear ever

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@heteroslavia

2 years

my uncle having an affair with the maid driving his wife to nearly k*ll herself yet my gay ass the one ruining families. . . interesting!

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@heteroslavia

3 months

Hiiii

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@heteroslavia

7 months

Thank you for the attention i was feeling a bit down but after lying about my birthday to get birthday wishes and railing a beautiful twink for three hours i feel absolutely rejuvenated and full of life xoxo

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@heteroslavia

7 months

Happy 35th birthday me 🌰 🎉

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@heteroslavia

2 months

Born to say ‘Кill уоursеlf’ forced to stay civil

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@heteroslavia

2 years

god forgive me im about to fuck a twink

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@heteroslavia

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@gomikjan Just sit on them

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@heteroslavia

1 year

@KADETHEFIRST This was your 9/11

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@heteroslavia

3 years

'high school' you went to Tampines Junior College

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Do y'all think this colour washes me out

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Oomf's Arab mother not wearing hijab in front of Asian men because she doesn't consider them men will never not be funny to me

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@heteroslavia

3 years

Allo 🥰

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Chomsky: everyone has an innate grammar Me: 😡😡😡 Ferdinand de Saussure: language is made out of signs Me: 😍😍😍

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Oh no it's the twink

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@heteroslavia

1 year

I have never met hornier people than academics

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@heteroslavia

2 months

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@heteroslavia

11 months

I am never getting over this influencer from Aceh going to one of her hater's PARENT'S house and filming the house with a hole in it's roof and saying 'damn you live like this' and presenting the old couple with a food hamper and shaking their hands that was INSANE

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@heteroslavia

3 months

Well hi 👋

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Divorced at 24 I really AM speed running through life

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Never getting over this

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@heteroslavia

2 years

To twink or not to twink that is the question

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@heteroslavia

10 months

Ok good night

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@heteroslavia

10 months

Should i post another tiddy pic

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@heteroslavia

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@heteroslavia

11 months

Made someone's son go out of commission how was your day

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Watching The Colour of Pomegranates (1969) for the plot:

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@heteroslavia

1 year

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Bulge on main but hi

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Sorry literally ONE day later

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Indonesia banned premarital sex and got a 6.1 magnitude earthquake 2 days later what does that mean

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@heteroslavia

2 years

I did not buy this perhaps I should have

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@heteroslavia

5 months

Why are some people surprised there was homosexuality in the Ottoman Empire. What do you think those bathhouses were for?

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@heteroslavia

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@TvkeOfff

1 year

This generation of 30 yr olds still look like they 18-25 😂 Lemme 👀 the 30 and up crew Drop a pic 📸 and age … I’ll go first

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@heteroslavia

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Princess Diana in Paris (1997):

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Being a white twink is harder than being a SHEIN sweatshop worker

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@heteroslavia

1 year

🧍‍♂️

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@heteroslavia

3 years

Happy birthday to this diabolical twink

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Remember when the Malaysian ex-PM advocated for French genocide

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@heteroslavia

2 years

She was mother for this

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@heteroslavia

1 year

@yourkoreanbf The moment Asians cross the Pacific their fringes will evaporate

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@heteroslavia

11 months

Going to taco bell y'all want anything

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Good night say it back

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@heteroslavia

3 years

Hoping to graduate from twink college on time

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@heteroslavia

6 months

Which twink want me

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@heteroslavia

2 years

When I want to type 'yasss king' but mistyped it as 'yasss kinh'

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@heteroslavia

7 months

@worldstarmayo 12 years old listening to Mirrors it was a life changing experience

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Eid Mubarak ✨🐿️

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Him: "You better not be applying lip balm in an esoteric fashion when I get home" My esoteric ass:

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Hiiiii

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@heteroslavia

9 months

The twink in question

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@heteroslavia

9 months

I’m the only twink doing bodyweight dips…

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2020 vs 2024 Like wow that’s crazy

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@beyoncegarden

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use this as an excuse to post how you looked in 2020 vs 2024😭

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@heteroslavia

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Queer friend groups will have 4 graduate degrees but 0 driving licenses

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Haven't left the house in 7 days

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Gay powers activated or whatever

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Twinks are either baristas or defence contractors there is no in between

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@heteroslavia

2 months

Tan line going crazy

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@heteroslavia

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Eid fit

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Well... This is camp

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@heteroslavia

1 year

The Prime Minister's wife reposting a screenshot of Grindr on her Facebook is not something I expected to happen

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Let them eat buns or whatever Marie Antoinette said

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Well... Hi 😳

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@heteroslavia

1 year

Eid (again)

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@heteroslavia

4 months

Morning filled with dread so I made my meat prison lift more than my bodyweight inshallah I graduate from twunk university

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@heteroslavia

5 years

Straight Muslim men when you tell them blowing candles out make them look like they're sucking dick

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@heteroslavia

2 years

Tiddy check

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@heteroslavia

2 years

How you dom but can't host... Dominated by the housing market I'm cackling

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@heteroslavia

8 months

(Running out of things to say): bongiourno

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@heteroslavia

2 years

In my office twink fit

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@heteroslavia

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@diet_coke_stan Куs

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@heteroslavia

2 years

NOOOO MISTER ZELENSKY STOPPPPP

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