Fantasy punishment idea: wear high end clothes in Bridgeport Connecticut and attempt to get from one side to the other. If you get robbed, stabbed, or shot you have to start again once you're recovered.
i do not like tiktok girl to twitter egirl pipeline
tiktok girls have no class, no fun. it's all thirst, nothing fun about this.
just boring softcore porn thirst trap posting, there's no life to this. No art, just... horny.
No likey likey
You gotta feel for Lily Lang, she posted happy birthday for her boyfriend and Twitter decides to absolutely shit on her
Like honestly this has gone crazy far
To be clear:
I spent the last 4 years at school begging my friends to go Apple picking every year, so I could get fresh Apples to bake an Apple pie. I just like apple picking ok.
Nobody would go so I went myself and baked this.
I can't stop laughing at this because literally none of this is even close to right LMFAO
But I'm glad he thinks I give off the nepo baby finance bro vibe, literally not even close tho
It's 2am. I'm leaving my work happy hour now.
I DM'd Ryan Reynolds (a mutual btw) from main, had 18 beers, convinced a married woman to divorce her husband for me (she's 20 years older) and signed a new contract.
Basically I'm simply better than you all.
Rachel
I got a breakfast burrito at an Egyptian place earlier, I think it's killing me
With little time left, the only thing j want to ask is: can you be my last meal?
My friend is 3 days into her first job and told me she doesn't know how she'll be able to do a 9-5 for the next 40 years
I told her to develop a drinking problem, it's what everyone else does.
Look out for your friends when they need you 🙂↕️
I like how everyone from the south is complaining about putting ranch on pizza saying it's good
So here is a map of obesity rate for each US state
the south is a bunch of fat fucks your opinions don't count lose some weight fatties maybe get rid of the ranch
Girls feel free to send me pics of you in Alo or Lululemon gym fits and I’ll tell you if I’d be scared of you or not
I’m offering this as a free public service
Excess fat is objectively not hot. You can be happy with yourself and be ok with being fat. Being happy with who you are is fine, but be realistic. You’re not attractive to most people with un-fucked brain chemistry.
Don’t glorify obesity, it is an illness.
Sometimes I forget I’m employed when I wake up at 9:30 and don’t start doing anything until 2-3 in the afternoon, work until 5-6, then walk by the beach
Not scrolling Twitter between sets in the gym is deeply unserious behavior
How are you ever going to get big without a psychological problem you developed by doomscrolling for hours a day?
So there's this company that sent all news data for equities market into GPT-4 and got a 500% return in 14 months, 3.8 sharpe.
My buddy and I are gonna start a similar setup with newer multi-modal models and see if we can beat this
guys I know this is a hot take and I might get some backlash for this, but I'm ok with it because I need to speak my mind. I just can't keep quiet anymore.
Would.
I will use Snapchat until my friends stop using it. Not random girls but actual friends
Over time you stop talking to people daily, but if you’re sending at least 1-2 snaps a day to keep a streak you still get to see them, remember them, see what they’re up to. I think it’s nice
There’s either someone with down syndrome taking a shower at Equinox right now or an old man is cranking so hard he’s developed down syndrome because there is some actual like moaning and grunting going on right now
Sounds like a wild fucking animal
literally have more burner/fun mutuals on my burner than my main and this burner has less than 1/1000 the followers
maybe I should be retarded on main...
A bunch of retards from Texas are renting houses in my neighborhood and they drive way to aggressively for a suburban Connecticut town
They don't belong here.
There's something genuinely nice about knowing your existence pissed someone off so much they wrote you a novel at 4am then deleted their account after sending it.
Never interacted, never spoken, didn't know about this guy before. Just ripped it and left.
I’m disappointed I’ve had a burner for 3 months and never got into the same group chats with the same people I’ve known on main for years
Main must really be THAT boring
If I marry someone I met on Twitter, none of you are invited because no one can ever find out about how we met
This is not how I met your mother, a shit posted in a gooner burner. This goes to my grave.
This is a Coke Zero but I still feel like a fat piece of shit
Imagine this having real sugar? Easy 1,000 calories. Absolutely insane people could drink the non-zero shit.
I was just thinking of the travel I'll have this year
Las Vegas
Los Angeles
San Diego
San Francisco
Teipei
Hong Kong
Berlin
Florence
Barcelona
Milan
Austin
Probably more I haven't thought of!